Walahi every time I am in Toronto something bad happens, last week Dixon bad boys beaten some kid from ATL for no reason, this is so sad that our youth are doing this while their mothers chewing Chad and don’t know what their kids are doing, back in UK we don’t get this kind of stuff, these boys are been given to much freedom and that’s why they keep doing these bad things, I will never raise my kids in this mad society. I am better off in London where Somalis don’t commit major crime. Silent sistah walal thx for your concern and I shall be back soon Insha Allah.

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop & her son saying, "All of you bstards who want off, get the hell off now, 'cause this is the last stop! And all of you bstards who are getting on, get your ass in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The horrified mother went in & told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room & stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom & resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped & the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for travelling with us today & hope your trip was a pleasant one." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the fat biitch in the kitchen."

Walahi strange enough but all of this above does not apply to me and i have been living in london for 15 yrs and i dont consider myself as a londoner, after all its not my country. P.S I dont say MATE, i hate that word and some other ones like, U DGET ME, BLOOD,INIT,And those ****** cogny accent......

This story is very funny, walahi it got me laughing my ass off,one scary story and funny too, i wish if i was there to witness it, i would have laughed til eternity.... Here is my favourite part form the story... i think somali women see big breasted women as a *** , but we men love big breasted women...........loooooooooooool "She (Ms Jimale) was screaming '*****', 'prostitute', 'big breasts' and (saying) I have illegitimate child," Mohamud told the court.

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I just got home and as I was entering the building that I am staying I saw lots of commotion and a cityTV Van and many police cars,my cousin was in the car with me and she said someone has been killed or shot, she get out of the car and said I am gone have a look, I said ok let me park the car and I meet you upstairs, so I parked the car and I saw my cousin and she said to me someone has fallen or committed suicide on the side of the building we live, I was shocked, then we went upstairs and we went on the balcony and saw something look like a body that’s been covered with blankets and its clearly visible from the 31st floor that we live in, I was shocked and could not say a thing, then I heard my aunt saying that the person is a Somali lady that lived some where on the 33rd floor and she recently have been frustrated.....I don’t know what to say and its to early to say who that lady was and as soon I found out I will keep you posted. The lady was thrown from the building by a fellow Somali after stabbing her in the stomach then tied her hands and grabbed her from the legs and throw her out of the balcony on the 33rd floor, the victim called 911 before she was stabbed. This is my second day in Toronto and this happens, I think I am gone take my as back to London I don’t know every time I am in TO something happens, last yr one Somali youth got stabbed to death by a another Somali youngster......all I can say is that ....Laaa Elllah Ilaa Allah.

U R Very right silent sista, all they want is the kids so that they can brain wash them and make them forget about thier religion and i am sure that the somali ppl will fall for it.

Kool Kat you are very wrong and i suggest you try again

silent walal, Its True but we need the nomads here to prove it and explain it. but you are in the right path. Well Done.

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL OG GIRL Me 2 I look like Bunto and I think I Can easily be Qualify

The United States said yesterday it would proceed with a plan to take in as many as 12,000 Somali Bantu refugees, starting this spring, despite delays in many other U.S. refugee resettlement programs. The Somali Bantus, descendants of slaves from Mozambique and other parts of southern Africa, have been living in camps in northeastern Kenya for most of the past decade because of the violence in Somalia. The State Department said the first group would arrive in the United States in the spring after interviews to find out if they are eligible. Those eligible will then undergo rigorous security checks, medical examinations, literacy training and cultural orientation, it said in a statement. The United States agreed to consider them for resettlement in 2000 but all U.S. refugee programs were disrupted by the tighter security imposed after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on the United States. The State Department said the Bantus would be placed in extended family groups in as many as 50 cities and towns across the United States throughout 2003 and 2004. In October, a U.S. official in East Africa said the United States was likely to exclude families in which the women have recently undergone genital mutilation, a common practice among some ethnic groups in the region. A State Department official said the U.S. government strongly condemned the practice of female genital mutilation, but she did not take a position on whether the families who have practiced it would be excluded.

Very seductive piece I must say, it rhymes well and flows like a butterfly, I like it very much. Keep writing man you have a talent, but don't give up your day job yet. Please comment on mine if you dont mind. Click on here

Here I’m sitting here all by myself wondering about love and what love is? What is this thing called love? how can it be felt and shared I wonder who I will be loving and kissing when the moon is full. How many times must my heart break, how many ways it will shatter, what’s gone become of this broken heart, will I be alive or will be just living statue. How many hearts do I have to go through to find the right one, how many nights will I wonder about love. Is it my destiny to search for a dream that will never come true, how many dreams must I dream off before you be a reality, what is this thing that makes me cry and call out your name. Is it you or is it just my instinct that keeps on yearning for you. Why you so hard to find, I have looked in the deepest mountain and in the darkness of the night and yet you were no where to be found. Are you feeling my suffering and my sadness that filed my heart and flood my lungs with a deep tragic love. Oh how I wished for you to see me and touch me, love me tenderly with your silky smooth hands and with your eyes that shines and make the stars brighter. So many nights I have cried for you and so many days I walked the earth to look for you, many souls I have touched just to see a glimpse of you. How many tears I have shed and how many thoughts I have re-lived just to keep you alive in my weak memory. How many eyes I have stared at to see your brown hazel eyes, oh love I have said and saying is the only way I can relieve my emotions………… Copyright © 1998-2003 H A Farah . All rights reserved.

Yaa Fulla....Ana Arabi mush badal lakin inta 3indak lahja masriyaa, ana bagol lak...Enta Sa3edi wala nuby? Ana atakalam shway shawy arabi lakin ana atakalm axsan miin george bush al xamar ........

CHALLENGE PUZZLE! Solve this puzzle, email your solution to us, and if you would like, we'll publish your name and address on this web page under our "Puzzle Pros All-stars" list. This is a tough one!! First, arrange four nickels and three pennies as in the illustration below. The challenge is to change the current arrangement of the coins from the way you have them now N-P-N-P-N-P-N to N-N-N-N-P-P-P. However, to accomplish this, you must move 2 adjacent coins of different values on each turn. The 2 coins must be moved as a pair, and must always be placed so they touch some other coin (s) in the row. Good luck!! Click Below to Email Solutions or Comments about the Challenge Puzzle!!! mailto:challenge@justriddlesandmore.com

Try And solve this...... Where did that hole came from?

Ish hadaa ya akhi, ana ma atakalam arabi ana atakalam maksuur arabi, lakin ana mush batani

I took the test and i am glad that i am Unique......... i guess i am unique in my own way. nice game sistah. [ June 10, 2003, 09:39 AM: Message edited by: Quite -Storm ]

Thx for the tips guys.......i have one for IE........ when you surfing the net and you want to type an address like......www.Yahoo.com you can short cut it bye just typibg...........Yahoo and then hold CTRL Key and press ENTER key. When you want to print somthing from the screen......On your Keyboard look for this key is after F12 key......PrtSCSysRq........press it and then what you do is you open Photoshop program if you have it installed or Paintshop and open a new file and then click on EDIT and click on PASTE and whatever you captured will be pasted there. Advise guys stay away from REGEDIT Keys..

Thx for the tips guys.......i have one for IE........ when you surfing the net and you want to type an address like......www.Yahoo.com you can short cut it bye just typibg...........Yahoo and then hold CTRL Key and press ENTER key. When you want to print somthing from the screen......On your Keyboard look for this key is after F12 key......PrtSCSysRq........press it and then what you do is you open Photoshop program if you have it installed or Paintshop and open a new file and then click on EDIT and click on PASTE and whatever you captured will be pasted there. Advise guys stay away from REGEDIT Keys..

Barwaaqo loooooooool even if she campared me to Joe i would not take any notice caus i am what i am and wont be in any ones shoes specialy some kafir that does not believe in Allah.

So please ladies stop comparing JOE to us Fillsan walal When i wrote this i meant you ladys stop saying things like oh i wish if he can be like joe, or sing like him.

This is to all the Xalimos and to every gold digger there is…… I am sick and tired of every Single or married Xalimos loving JOE the Singer, I am not a hater but I am really sick of it , after all he is Kafir and you all know that Muslim sisters are not allowed to marry kafirs , only if he imprecise Islam. So please ladies stop Blabbing about him like if he is the perfect lover and pay attention to your Somali fellow, he may not be rich or be a good singer but he is Muslim and will love you for what you are.

Waaq before you buy a bike you should ask yourself a Question....what I am gone use it for? if you gone use it to get you from A-B then I suggest you get a road bike or if you want to look cool and sexy then I suggest you get a sports bike like the Suzuki GXS750 or Yamaha R6 or R1, Honda CBR 600 or Kawasaki Ninja . Also see this site it might help you decide I like riding bikes and soon gone have my own bike but I have to get my license first. http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=6;t=001610 See this topic it might inspire you...... http://www.somaliaonline.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=6;t=001605

Laillaha Illaallah Wa Muhammed (PBUH) Rasool Allah (There's no God but Allah & Muhmmaed (PBUH) is his slave and Messenger) Satan's Meeting (Must read even if you are busy) Satan called a worldwide convention of demons. In his Opening address he said, "We can't keep Muslims from Going to the mosque. We can't keep them from reading their Qur'ans and Knowing the truth. We can't even keep them from Forming an intimate relationship with Allah. Once They gain that connection with Allah, our power over Them is broken." "So let them go to their mosques; let them have their Covered dish dinners, but steal their time, so they Don’t have time to develop a relationship with the Creator." "This is what I want you to do", said the devil: "Distract them from gaining hold of their God and Maintaining that vital connection throughout their Day!" "How shall we do this?" his demons shouted." "Keep them busy in the nonessentials of life and Invent innumerable schemes to occupy their minds," he answered. "Tempt them to spend, spend, spend, and borrow, Borrow, borrow. Persuade the wives to go to work for Long hours and the husbands to work 6-7 days each Week, 10-12 hours a day, so they can afford Their empty lifestyles." "Keep them from spending time with their children. As Their families fragment, soon, their homes will offer No escape from the pressures of work!" "Over-stimulate their minds so that they cannot hear That still, small voice. Entice them to play the radio Or cassette player whenever they drive, to keep the TV, VCR, CDs and their PCs going constantly in their Home, and see to it that every store and restaurant in The world plays non-Islamic music constantly. This Will jam their minds and break that union with Allah." "Fill the coffee tables with magazines and newspapers. Pound their minds with the news 24 hours a day. Invade Their driving moments with billboards. Flood their mailboxes with junk mail, mail order Catalogs, sweepstakes, and every kind of newsletter And promotional offering free products, services and False hopes." "Keep skinny, beautiful models on the magazines and TV So their husbands will believe that outward beauty is What’s important, and they'll become dissatisfied with Their wives." "Keep the wives too tired to love their husbands at Night. Give them headaches too! If they don't give Their husbands the love they need, they will begin to Look elsewhere. That will fragment their families Quickly!" "Play up the Christian holidays to distract them from Teaching their children the real meaning of Islam and Their Eid celebrations. "Even in their recreation, let them be excessive. Have Them return from their recreation exhausted. Keep them Too busy to go out in nature and reflect on Allah's Creation. Send them to amusement parks, sporting Events, plays, concerts, and movies instead." "Keep them busy, busy, busy!" "And when they meet for spiritual fellowship, involve Them in gossip and small talk so that they leave with Troubled consciences." "Crowd their lives with so many good causes they have no time to seek power from Allah. Soon they will be Working in their own strength, sacrificing their Health and family for the good of the cause." "It will work! It will work!" It was quite a plan! The demons went eagerly to their Assignments causing Muslims everywhere to get more Busy and more rushed, going here and there. Having little time for their God or their families. Having no time to tell others about the power of Allah To change lives. I guess the question is, "Has the devil been Successful at his scheme?" You be the judge! Does "busy" mean? B-eing U-nder S-atan's Y-oke?