Simple letter. They run to me weeping and I said my friend it is just the moment you’ll grow out of, saying to my self what a pity how could one moaning over such a thing, He stands before me and burst into tears telling me how he feels and all I could said was my darling; don’t you worry you’ll find your mate, saying to my self he will be fine. How cruel same may say, but I’ll say how naïve was i. How naïve to understatement the power of LOVE, I was Miss know it all, ‘till LOVE hit me, I was Miss- independent ‘till LOVE let me down I was Miss self-confidence ‘till LOVE question my ability I was in my protected shell ‘till LOVE put me in to the spotlight And when I express my feeling to the one which I love all He said was “IT IS VERY CUTE†I have wept and moan and nearly lost my mind I have no one to run to cause I told my friend it is just the moment, but now it has been over a year and I am still moaning over him, And now I know how my ex-mate felt when he said don’t detach me honey, how ignorant was I to say you would be fine my darling. Now I know it is LOVE that reduces us to nothing, I shall not love again, nor fell out of love the men who answer to my feelings to such a four words. i am in love and always will be with him. Love is a masteries thing. :confused:

VERY FUNNY!

"Praising our so call leaders, we're getting in tune The music's played by the madmen"

They run to me weeping and I said my friend it is just the moment you’ll grow out of it thinking to my self what a pity how could one moaning such a thing, He stands before me and burst into tears telling me how he feels and I said my darling don’t you worry you’ll be fine, saying to my self he will find a replacement. How cruel same might say, but I’ll say how naïve How naïve to understatement the power of LOVE, I was Miss know it all, ‘till LOVE hit me, I was Miss- independent ‘till LOVE let me down I was Miss self-confidence ‘till LOVE question my ability I was in my protected shell ‘till LOVE put me in to the spotlight And when I express my feeling to the one which I love all He said was “IT IS VERY CUTE†I have wept and moan and nearly lost my mind over “such a thing†I have no one to run to cause I told my friend it is just the moment, but now it has been over a year and I am still moaning over him, And now I know how my ex-mate felt when he said don’t detach me honey, how ignorant was I to say you would be fine my darling. Now I know, it's LOVE that reduces us to nothing, I shall not love again, nor fell out of love the one who answer to my feelings to such a four words. Love is a mysterious thing AND I’m in love and always will be in love with him.

"just a simple letter" They run to me weeping and I said my friend it is just the moment you’ll grow out of it thinking to my self what a pity how could one moaning such a thing, He stands before me and burst into tears telling me how he feels and I said my darling don’t you worry you’ll be fine, saying to my self he will find a replacement. How cruel same might say, but I’ll say how naïve How naïve to understatement the power of LOVE, I was Miss know it all, ‘till LOVE hit me, I was Miss- independent ‘till LOVE let me down I was Miss self-confidence ‘till LOVE question my ability I was in my protected shell ‘till LOVE put me in to the spotlight And when I express my feeling to the one which I love all He said was “IT IS VERY CUTE†I have wept and moan and nearly lost my mind over “such a thing†I have no one to run to cause I told my friend it is just the moment, but now it has been over a year and I am still moaning over him, And now I know how my ex-mate felt when he said don’t detach me honey, how ignorant was I to say you would be fine my darling. Now I know, it's LOVE that reduces us to nothing, I shall not love again, nor fell out of love the one who answer to my feelings to such a four words. Love is a mysterious thing AND I’m in love and always will be in love with him.

Indeed you are right abowe it is hardly possible to be lack of hope, however if all we hope is an evil deed which is to be on the throne, and not worry about whom or what we step on it to as long as we get there, than we’re certainly lacking of hope.

"The miserable have no other medicine But only hope" but as a SOmalis we even lack of the HOPE it self.

SUCCESS: At age 4 success is . . not peeing in your pants. At age 12 success is . . having friends. At age 16 success is . .having a drivers license. At age 35 success is . .having money. At age 50 success is . . having money. At age70 success is . . having a drivers license. At age 75 success is . . . having friends. At age 80 success is . .not peeing in your pants.

The George Bush Virus - Causes your computer to keep looking for viruses of mass destruction. The Clinton Virus - Gives you a permanent Hard Drive with NO memory. The Al Gore Virus - Causes your computer to just keep counting and re-counting. The John Kerry virus - causes the floppy to flip flop on it's stored memory. The Bob Dole (aka Viagra) Virus - Makes a new hard drive out of an old floppy. The Dick Cheney Virus - Reformats your hard drive into a 3.5 inch floppy... then discards it through Windows. The Lewinsky Virus - Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-mails everyone about what it did. The Arnold Schwarzenegger Virus - Terminates some files, leaves, but will be back. The Mike Tyson Virus - Quits after two bytes. The Oprah Winfrey Virus - Your 200 GB hard drive shrinks to 100 GB, then slowly expands to re-stabilize around 150 GB. The Ellen Degeneres Virus - Disks can no longer be inserted. The Prozac Virus - Totally screws up your RAM, but your processor doesn't care.

It is just sad, but it is not something new to us at all, as we at the nation of " SAD CASE" all I have to say is that it is just sad, and we might as well change the county it is name to “sad case.â€

OUTSTANDING,,There is no place like home.

screamingly funny

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Thanks for saying what i have in mind. Vacations....They never seem to be long enough. you made me lough hard

“Prayer clears the mist and brings back peace to the soul. Every morning, every evening Let the heart sing, La ilaha il Allah.†“â€There is no reality but God.â€â€

"how much do you charge?" a man asks a lawyer. "i get $50 for three questions." the lawyer answers. "that's awfully step, isn't it?" says the man. "yes, it is" replies the lawyer. "now, what's is your final question?"

looooooooooooooooooooooooooool goash it is funny, how could you ingore sach a thing.

The dying penny pincher told his doc. Lawyer, and pastor, “I have $90,000 under my mattress. So at my funeral I want each of you to toss an envelope with $30,000 in to my grave.†And after telling this, he DIED. >>At his funeral, the pastor tossed an envelope with $20,000, and said I need the other 10,000 for my new church, >>Then the doctor admitted I needed $20,000 for new equipment, at the hospital, so I only had $10,000 in the envelope. >>†Gentlemen, I’m shocked that you would blatantly ignore this man’s final wish,†said the lawyer. “I threw in my personal check for the full amount.†:cool:

If you guys are filing a law sued against this dude, give a call I will be your lawyer for FREE. He sounds really funny. lol

My ex-mate brightness wasn't his favorite color. one day when he was particularly senseless, i yelled out in frustration," what's your IQ anyhow?" Ever defiant, he shot back, "20/20!"

> >*Nobody has invitations...only maps. > >*The bride orders the invitations 3 months in advance and forget about the mailman she will delivery them. > Then tells them†No DIRAC and NO MAAMOOYIN†LOL > >*An average of 12 people attend per invitation. > >*Somalis NEVER RSVP > >*The groom works an overtime to paid for the dinner, but no one goes to the reception to eat cause the dinner is served at 9:00pm. > >*It is 1:00 am ...and the reception has NOT started yet. > >*All the guys are standing against wall :cool: and all the ladies are on the dancing floor shaking what their MOM give them like crazy. > >*The DJ start playing the same “Old School†songs that he played last wedding and EVERYONE hit the floor. > >*The warring END at 3:00 am but EVERYONE is still there. >>*Finally the police come and send “Everyone home†included the “Groom and the Bride†>>*For the bride and the groom the wedding ends at 3:00 am but ends at 6:00 a.m. at the bride’s house, >>*And for the rest of the “invited and uninvited guess it ends at 6 am at “IHOP†International House Of Pancake. IF YOU LUCKY YOU GET A NUMBER!!!!!! IN NOT YOUR FRIEND GETS IT.LOL

BODY MEETING : All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". "I should be in charge," said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because I'm responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Is that The ***hole is usually in charge !!

Though I have seen it few times before still it give me cold feel. good one Bachelor

Shrub Goes For A Jog > >George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway when he >tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. > >Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were >fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the >kids whatever they wanted. > >The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, >"No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." > >The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." >George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!" > >The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and >stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, >"But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says, "I will be after >my Mom finds out I saved your *** from drowning!" >