U need quraan saar abaayo thatz da joke to laugh lolzzzz

My mom used 2 say '' sac gusle yahow naga aamus, ure facaa waa shaqeystaan adigane intaa gar iyo kanfur noogu deesatay'

Sxb datz a dream 4rm sheikh sharif ma is weydiisay,

Kkkkkkk war sxb anigoo gaal ley dhahayo inaa dhimto maad rabtaa dowlada gal kulahaa so dadkaas malin kasta la bur bursado ayagoo waa ridoweyn la dhahaayo seewaa kkkk

Ebow temme aan ku duceeyee alshapap maan cafin lahaa hadan wax aan uga arsado heysan lahaa specially that kid oo madaxa weyn leh siduu igu fag fagaday lee and he z abt 14yrs old ii qab qabta kulahaa abahaa was dheh sxb to cut a long story short, ebow do u ave any kind of gig (job) ? Caseeye xitaa wan rabaa nacamleeye na qibrad baan u lee yahay

Lolz @maskiin macruuf nin maqan sxb bollywood iga ilaali hollywo0d aa laga hadloyaa sxb @wyre sxb actor nim0 wax ka fican hadad heyso adaa gali lahaa ebow yaa gaa dee lolzz lakin tu tikiin waxad u egtihin ciyalka xafada aka shibis ilaa cabdi casis ila aka karaan aka madina waxa la dhahay maskin mac filimada hindi ka ayu badsatay mitum xalwada ma firsatay sxb

Sxb al-alshapap laguma kaftam0 bro kuwaas ma qoslaan ha iso xasusin sxb fooda jar inee i dhehen aan hadal kor saaray wlh tooreyda leyku qali rabay aa la waayay mahinee hada makula hadli leheen aaqiro aan jogi lahaa

Lolzzz showqi tnx marka hore lakin sxb capo ladir uultim0 markii la gaaro wuu dhintaa sidi loo tumaayo lakin aniga waxan raba capo aan dhimaneynin horar cml dad lee cunaa dadlee qalaa even actor ka waa laqaa cn i get that order sxb?

@wyre dad qaloow ka aan ka helaa sxb actor dhimanaayo ne ma jecli @maskiin macruuf ebow xamar waa kuso gubanay transformer 5 aan ku jilay sxb but nw dad fiigtaalsan aa yimideen ciyaaw ee gaal kaa dhigayaan maka aqbashay markee igu dambeysay waxa la dhihi jiray hooyo alshapap aan ku biiraa ama dibada haley diro marka sxb hada hollywood wax qaraabada ah kuma jiraan miyaa!!!!

Guyz in xamar haleeys ku mashquulo aa ka jirtay, yaa xasuusto bisha markee madowaato maxaa la dhihi jiray? Wax yaabo kaloo badana waa jiraan as I think so horaa loo soo sheegay ileen mesha dad yaabanaa ka buxee, aniga waxan sameyn jiray ilaah ha iga cafiyee markan lacag shanemo aan ku galo wayo inaa masjidka dacas kaso xado baan shanemada dacaskaa so xaday dhigin jiray qofaa kaso firsanaa cml mana so n0qon jirin wan iska fadhisan jiray, xafadana dheera dheere dhuuni waaye digsi *****lan dhaafi maayo aa leyka dhihi jiray aka shibis aka seylani ilaa bar fiat aka salaxa banoonika xaaran aa ku heysan jirnay maka heshay, dadkaa qabano bulac aa afka ka gelin jirnay maka sii qeylisay, warka aa idinku badiyaan filaa, 9 apgaal ma jirto been waaye habar gidir aa lagu cabsin jiray joking iga dheh

Lolzz sxb dadaa dhumis0 ilaah hakuu sahlo

Sxb am tired of sm0kin dat sh1t, bal isug baziin iyo calaq baan isku tijaabinaa if it works out

Sum1 help guyz bcoz I need 2 be hollywo0d Actor

Hhhhhhmmm g0od idea somalia.. macalin dugsi aa ku fican in madaxweyne laga dhigo but they r addicted dadka in la karbaasho amuu shacabka mareer baaba kaga dhigaa.....

Waryaa maskiin macruf xamar waa kala dhig dhigtee school saqawadiin maa kaso baratayne waxaan jidka bar fiat kulaa km0 hawar qadiijo kasoo horjeedka new press ama macbacada lacagta false da eh aa lagu samen jiray xamar weyne ilaa maanaboliyo caan aa ka ahaa lacagtas baan wax uga gadan jiray, seylaani aga gaarka beexaani suuq yaraha gadaal kaso gal ee bada geel laq too u aad cinema xatar muud maxaa shuud ku galay adigo qoob dooro karaan banoni u aaday qush waye amaa lagu dhahayne oo hadane lagu so bursaday qabtaay annagane schol salman al faris ba u fadhisan jirnay immigrationka, jubo, shangaani ilaa boondhere, aa xaraan ku hestay oday barow nin la dhahaayo mataqanaa oo bilyaardiga bar fiat lahaa maxaa dhibnay odaygas xasid ayu ahaa darbaaxsho ayu kugu xadaa n0oh unugane balilaha bilyardiga iyo iskaako aa ka xadi jirnay war maa wadeenaa hee walah somali anoo u n0qonin ciil ma i deenaayo gabdhaha xafada sidee kuso dhaweynayan lee hadaa dhahdid dibada aa ka imaaday kor aa lagu qaada n0oh miss xamar cadey hospital soos xudundey daa ku duganee

Aamin God bless odayasha somaliland kuwa somali baa roon seewaa adi jB Waraa meshee dhimasho imaado calan cagaran iyo wadan geyka looga ma baahna bro ee camal suban iyo ashaahaadasho aa lagaa rabaaa, oday kista oo 4rm woqoyi eh waxa uu dhintaa asagoo leh somaliland baa nahay wadan geyna anagaa leh, reer m0gdisho ha dhacan intee ka dhacday xaga ka doon ashahaadkaba maba yaqanaan aa isdheheee......jB DAGAAL BAA RABTIIN HAYE,passport iyo lacag cusuba so saraten haye....yakhee viva m0gdisho, hargeysa down aamin

Hada ka hor koo reer woqooy eh aa sakaraat n0qday n0oh markas baa ashahaadka qabso la dhahay and then waxu yiri ( I will not all0w my country to be a part in somalia ) war ashahaadka qabso wadan wadan ma jiree hadane ku yiri ( dee calan geyka cagaarka iyo wadan geyka baan u dagaalami ) cuqdada ku jirto lee hadad ogan leheed siduu somali ugu faruuro qaniin sanaayay lee naftii baa ka baxday

Waxaas maa caqli eh tuujiye loox kaab aan lahaa aa aniga kan ugu dheer oo ugu balaaran aa hestay waa isku aadi jiray usha aan iskaga dhigi jiray markan aayad gafo mar markoo ne anigoo ka bixin aan tartiib u bixi jiray farta waa weyn aa ka dhigi jiray thuma nadara thuma cabasa waba sara halahaas lee deeqsin jiray, cambulada marki la geeno kii aan ciil u qabo waxan dhihi jiray waa isku aqoonsanay ha cunin ma cunaayi, one day macalinka aa igu xanaagay waa duubtay duudka banaanka waaye, xaasidka xoogiisa dhan oo igu dhuftay anne waa rooraa ina dhahay aa macawista iga dhacday buumo buraale aa igu hartay asagane reer badiyo oo ahaa wuu iso bursaday, muslim ma joogo miyaa oo iga geenay ilaa aan dhaho macalin ul dambe hadad ii n0qdo waa kaa aarsanaa xunuun waaye ma ogidoone seewaa

Xafadoo aan ka imaaday raga waxe isku faani jireen anaa kaa cad.... Yaab.co.uk ahaa bada curubo inee aadaan ee caro maanyo isku rugi jireen ilaa oo diirka ka fiiqmo koo maadeey la dhaho asne waxan ku argay saliid macsarada maxada maba marsanaayo wee ku madobeyee hadee oraxda ku qabto ku yiri. Unugane ayeeyo aa waxa na dhihi jirtay mandhow madaxan qalelka kaa eh waa maxay aaa labadoo sacab saliid eh madaxa dhab na lagu dhihi jiray ilaa oo foolka dhan na madoowaaday

Kaduudiyow ha isoo xasuusin sxbna anigo salaad subax ku jiro oo sajuudayo buu igu dhacay dadka wexe modeen inaa dhintay, xafada dhan i waz da only 1 oo kadudiyow ku dhicin maxaa is kibriyay, nd then faaq iyo qaaq 6 days baan la jiifay

Diz z a letter 2 da wrld maa tiri Abaydiis qoraal hadii leysku dhaanji lahaay sida hadalka waan kugu dhaanjin lahaaa, lo0k abayo koobka afaraad cadees iga dhig haye dheh

Hogayeey ar meeshu ma subac soon baa ka jira ii baneeya jalaad talaato haduu yahay waan aqanaye, rabi yasir walaa tu casir coonakaa yaa rabi yaa ilaahey yaa alaahuu, hah aamiiinn

My nick name z walmasaakinii, real name z diifle diim0w dufle, sm0kin nah bt calaq iyo shiishad baan cabaa, Jiro isfiilito la dhahaa qabaa maanta dhan fag ******aan ku jiraa, april baan dhashay, taan jeclaado waa leyka aroosaa, if i die waxan jeclahay in leeku duugo km0 meel la yiraahdo kii xamar yaqanaa yaqanee,

Ehem.... me aniga waaye, qabiil ma jecli xamaraa uga soo tagney, waxan xiiseyaa dadka waa weyn iyo gabdhaha kibirka badan in aan biyo cabsiyo if aan bada ku argo, no skul, bilyaardi baan dhelaa, alxamdulilah dhirirku waa saa'id inkasto hore loo yiri ninkii geel ka dher xaaran waa lakin unuga xalal baa nahay eeen aqbaarad kalo badana waa jiraan balse inta kuma soo goobi garo asalamu caleykum

Unuga weligen passport ma qadan go and back lee jaranaa wadankaa modi karno waa ku daynaa kuwi nagu dhago sida zambia 3 bil aan xabsi ku laqay qolkoo yar aa 100 iyo xogaa lagu jifanaa nus saac hadad hurudid booska waa lagaa badalaa adne waa istaagee meyd cml aa loo jifanaa ma is gedi kartid n0 quuro, alxmdulilah aniga ma xuursho koo sxbgey eh ilah ha u naxariste maxaas u xuuriyaane wee dileen........hada passport cagaar baan ka wataa ma qoslo jeebka kore baa ku wataa