Faysal is a sell-out and receives money from Culosow and Fawzia meant to disestablish the Somaliland clique.

Culosow, dumb as he may seem, isn't completely suicidal. He will turn back from his misguided policy in regards Jubaland-- He is a politician after all.

AUN

^ LOL

^ I guess the confusion inside Malistar's head is all you fault, eh? Quote of the day: "This Pic alone is sign of war to The HAG community" by Malistar :D:D

Dr_Osman;967058 wrote: I knew puntland forces had night vision goggles. So do the marines. Puntland has the capability to go war at night :D

I did not see this thread, which is why a re-posted the unfortunate documentary piece. It's truly sad to see. And I put all the blame at the feet of the senile doddering fool at Villa Morgan, who should be taking this sexual violence serious. Report after report of rampant pedophilia and rape of innocent women and children, and he does nothing. War wuxu ma doqon baa? Why doesn't he at least have a press conference and admit that this is a problem and do something about it? Where are the troglodytes from north who bandy about nonsense about secession and whatnot? Why are you guys not showing any concern about this calamity?

Hey, I am a supporter and I have been promised the Ministry of Donkey Welfare. So sshhh!

" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen> So sad...

Jiir-Jiroole;966878 wrote: Even in the worst days of the shabaabi madness when all Somalis were astonished at the level of senseless medevil violence they were inflicting on Somalis everywhere regardless of clan, religiosity or political persuasion, when up to this day there stated policy is Turkish scholarship student attacks or random bombings or targeted killings of learned ulema, there was one amongst us that insisted deeply and recklessly that all of that is justified in the name of the shabaabs urge to power. Today at the tail end of their horror show we have one of their left behinds something that managed to crawl out of the septic tank of their amiir in lower shabelle trying in the brilliant light of SOL archives and internet history to clean up the muck that refuses to wash off. Indeed its all words on a screen but we have to admit there are certain human traits that regardless of how we much we attempt to laugh it off really gets under our skin, I mean a shabaabi like maadeey is obvious, he was and will always be a galgaduudian hitching his banner to what ever perversity from USC to ICU to alshabaab that will get him closer to a seat he will never so much as sniff, lo and behold that is exactly what has happened as he has now abandoned the shabaab and is deeply invested in the going ons of the lower jubba were his galgaduud proclivities for a free lunch stand out. Laakin characters like che are more than more insidious, from being an ardent shabaabi his first somersault was to be an ardent supporter of the new goverment mistaking an election in a run down looted police academy in Xamar as redemption of his evil ways, seeing the abject failure of the damuljadiid today he writes peans to "reconciliation" a word his mug would have laughed at just a few years ago on the eve of shabaab ascendancy. Watch him slither and slide like a woe begone halfman on his new white horse reconciliation commenting like some neautral passerby guarding decency on SOL forums. Snakes are beaten on the head, if only it could happen in other ways. Oh yeah, I almost forget Che was an unrelenting apologist for the religious deviants who torment our country. Shameful! Bal muxuu ka dheefay?

^ And what made you an expert on the telltale signs of donkey attraction?

I've always disliked the MB because of their name...in fact, they should ban them again until they change the name of their political movement. If they claim to be Muslims, marka yaa gaala ah? No one party should have a monopolistic use of the word Islam or Muslim! Also, it might help to broaden your base of supporters, because even if half the country voted for them, they other half were against them, and that's just too many people.

^ Are these sex tapes he made with his wife or just plain old blue movies? What the buck?

Horseed is on fire...

I smell jobs.. Keep 'em coming Malistar.

Jiir-Jiroole;966385 wrote: Sums it up in one word Pirate is as pirate does...welcome and keep ripping the Sodomlanders a new one.

Carafaat, while I commend your attempt at getting off the ground a decent conversation in here, I think you befuddled your intent. Nationalism by definition is "a belief, creed or political ideology that involves a voluntary accepted or coercively imposed mode of identification with individual persons and a nation". Now I will explain why I believe certain folks you've listed in that poll can never be thought of as nationalistic: 1) HAG...these people are renowned for their unceasing anarchy and moryanism. And hardly their illegal occupation of the national capital will ever change that reality. To be nationalist, you must be willing to live under the law. Sadly, this community will continue to do anything and everything that can stave off the reach of law, justice and equality. This definitely disqualifies them in this poll. 2) Puntland...these people are power hungry by nature. And it's no fault of theirs, because history shows us that amongst all the Somalis, these people have always been the elites and always ruled over the others in one way or another. But the reality on the ground is that times have changed, and these folks hesitate to let their past prestige take a back seat, and maybe let others take the driver seat. So no matter how much they profess their love for mother Somalia, this simple issue disqualifies their Nationalistic claims. 3) Khaatumo...historically these people have always been stalwarts of freedom and nationalism. They have lost blood and treasure defending Somalia and its territorial integrity more than any other group. They have my vote in this poll. 4) Somaliland...(was adding these guys to the poll supposed to be a joke?) These folks, however proud of their Somali identity and culture, refuse to stand up to their politicians who for the last 20 years been driving a wedge between them and their fellow Somalis. They are cowards who are blindly lied to by corrupt politicians, who tell them that their laangaabnimo means their will never amount to anything if they shared a national government with the rest of their Somali countrymen. If anything, these people should be labelled anti-nationalists! 5)Maay Maay, Bandiri, Somali-Bantu and Somali-arab Coastal ....these people in my opinion do love Somalia and believe in what it can become. However, their easy going nature has been taken advantage of by the anarchist moryaans and their nationalistic tendencies have been unceremoniously usurped. They remain hostages to the whims of the anarchists, and their hopeless surrender disqualifies their nationalistic credentials. They won't get my vote. 6) Awdal...these guys, like the previous group, are hostages to the secessionist Qaldaans of Somaliland. And like the previous group, their nonchalant surrender disqualifies them in this poll. In conclusion, of the groups listed in this poll, I believe the Khaatumo people are the most nationalistic. Their never ending struggle for the unity of the Somali people, their historic investment of blood and treasure in Somalia, and their everlasting vigil as sentinels guarding our country and freedom definitely qualifies them as the most nationalistic bunch in Somalia. p.s It's is unfair how you registered Khaatumo and Puntland as two separate groups, yet you put all of the HAG and all of the qaldaans of Somaliland together. I wonder why? Khaatumo, Puntland and Jubaland(which I've noticed you conveniently omitted) should be listed as one vote on the poll. But then again if God makes you more numerous than the stars in the heavenly firmament, you have no choice but to suffer laangaabs trying to make you seem few for the sake of their comprehension. :D:D

^ LOL Somalia, don't just yet give up on this thread saaxiib:D

Macallinka;966543 wrote: Isku dirka jooji waryaa! This so called football is war drama marka maxaa u diidii inuu ninkaa hadlo! Macallinka, I kinda wanted Dhagax-Tuur to cry a little harder but you are wrong about my intent. As Abtigiis said,"This page is about satire and parody. It has nothing to do with who is winning a war and who is losing". What you guys seem to forget is some of us come on SOL forum to have fun and not to constantly b!tch, moan and cry like a retard with hurt feelings. I do not care what your stance on an issue is as long as you don't bust a vain in arguing your point on this forum and you remain witty and cuqdad free. Take a lesson from Abtigiis here... Now you've accused me of iskudir....what utter claptrap... Yaan isku dirayaa and for what purpose? The unfairness of such allegations are mind boggling and tantamount to bullying as Abtigiis put it. I think if you can't back such accusations, you should desist from making them in the first place, lest you'd get accused of being a peddler of pure drivel and moronic statements. When I first opened this thread...I liked how Abtigiis attempted to parody the current affairs of Kismayu. Do I like parody...you betcha! So I decided to add my own commentary, and if my commentary makes you all hot and bothered....am sorry I cannot help you, ina-Adeer. Dhagax-Tuur;966552 wrote: ^^haday football tahay, aniguna tuuneer weyn aan kaa dhaliyey. Dhagax-Tuur, laacibka, tuuneer weyn hadaad markale rabtid inaad iga dhalisid, banooniga xogaa daji horta!

Dhagax-Tuur;966529 wrote: Waxba MMA iyo Soomaalinimadiisa ha ku kaftamin, anigaa marqaati u ah inuu kaa Soomaali san yahay, laakiin the so-called game and fun you having with your K.a.b.t.a & L.a.x.d.a (you've used it and I surely will) kinfolk will come to a speedy end when your Kikuyu backers vacate their positions. Amay Soomaalinimadu fiican tahay iyo in Xamar la wada fadhiisto oo la wada hadlo, iyada oon cidna iska dhigin in ay cidda kale ka adag tahay, saa Soomaali baanu nahay waana ognahay inaanu kala xoog badnayn'e? Au revoir. What you on about waryaa? This thread is all about football... The calaacal thread is that'away ===================================>>

1' WE'RE OFF Referee Nick Kay gets this much anticipated derby underway at the Guulwade Stadium. Will D.C Saacid 1969 show the world that they are still a power to reckon with or will FC Madoobe make it three wins over their bitter rivals in 2 weeks? 4' SAACID 1969 POSSESSION Somewhat unexpectedly, Saacid 1969 have dominated possession in the opening minutes but are yet to make tracks in FC Madoobe's final third. 7' FC MADOOBE ADJUSTMENTS With no Zack Di Caanoboore today, FC Madoobe are having to adjust their defense by pushing Xiinfaniin back for a 5-3-2 formation, which will therefore make it hard for Saacid 1969 to counterattack. A Seeraar back-heel nearly gets Omar Abdirashid in on goal but the chubby Puntlander can't get the ball under control. 8' GOOOAAALLL!!! It's in! Fartaag puts FC Madoobe ahead! 8’ FARTAG FINISHES FC Madoobe have the early advantage here and they have Seerar to thank for that. The cunning winger gets half a yard on Hosh Jibril before whipping an excellent cross into the Saacid 1969 six-yard box. Fartaag, in true poacher style, is on the end of it and can tap into the back of the net. 12’ STAKING A CLAIM Fartag is one of the few players on the pitch at the Guulwade Stadium today who still feels he needs to show he hasn’t sold out the home crowd who he previously played for, and that goal won't be much help to him in that endeavor. FC Madoobe are flowing like the Mighty Juba itself, but Saaciid 1969, on the other hand, are struggling to impose themselves on this game. 15’ DEFENSIVE QUESTIONS That is now 3 games in two weeks which Saacid 1969 have failed to keep a clean sheet - a worrying statistic for Coach Caasha to mull over. The positive thing is that the Kacaan giants usually go for goal - and Gabbal's jaunt down the right ends in a shot which is punched away by Aden Barre Ducaale. 17’ HASSAN SHEIKH MARSHALLED The Captain gets his first opportunity to run at Mahamed Faroole but the Puntlandi full-back shepherds the ball out of play, much to the frustration and consternation of the Saacid 1969 Captain. FC Madoobe are looking comfortable at the moment. 19' GABBAL ACTION That's the first we've seen of Gabbal - 19 minutes into the match. Kaliil tries to poke the ball through to the spoilt brat but the ever-improving Colonel Sabareey sees him off by using his strength. 20' GOOOAAALLL!!! It's in! Gabbal equalizes for D.C Saacid 1969! 20’ GABBAL SCORES He might be a sniveling brat, but we all know he's capable. A fantastic through ball from Abdikarim Guleed finds Gabbal, who breaks the offside trap and gets in on goal. He takes his time and allows General Chirchir to get back into a defensive position but it doesn't matter. He steadies himself and blasts low and into the back of the net at the far post. We're all equal. 27' SETTLED D.C SAACID 1969 Saacid 1969 are far more settled now, and there is a fluidity and tempo to their passing. FC Madoobe aren't shrinking back though and Ina Laba Go’le's deflected corner is well held by Wasiir Mire, as Omar Abdirashid lurked, ready to pounce. 28’ BIG TACKLE We have our first serious tackle of the game as Hassan Shiekh goes in hard on Seerar. He doesn't seem to make much contact but, predictably, the Saacid 1969 defender makes the most of the challenge. Ref has a word with Hassan Sheikh, but no cards are issued though. 29’ AHMED DIREYE QUIET Saacid 1969's Ahmed Diriye has been operating from the left wing but hasn't seen much of the ball so far. That is not only down to Colonel Sabareey at right back, but also Fartaag, who has tracked back admirably to assist the Khaatumite. 34’ SAACID 1969 POSSESSION Saacid 1969 are dominating possession now but FC Madoobe are happy for them to have the ball, up until the final third. Only then are Uhuru Subeer's men pressing to try and steal possession back. That results in a ludicrously long spell of D.C passing which upsets the Calanley visiting crowd. The Kacaan giants do end up creating an opportunity but Gabbal shoots straight at Aden Barre Ducaale. 38’ TIME TICKING OVER It's another lengthy spell of possession for Saacid 1969, who continue to threaten and excite the demanding home support. The FC Madoobe players occasionally react to the frustration of not have ball possession and lose their defensive posture - playing into the hands of their opponents in the process. So far though, Saacid 1969 have failed to take advantage of FC Madoobe’s brief defensive lapses in that manner. 40’ AHMED DIRIYE WASTE Such a waste! Abdikarim Guleed flicks a delicious pass to Ahmed Diriye with the outside of his boot but Diriye wastes the opportunity, blasting the ball over the box and out for a goal kick. 41' INA LABA GO’LE HEADER Good chance for FC Madoobe. Xildhibaan Xidig floats a cross to the back post where Ina Lab Go’le is running in unmarked. He gets his knee to the ball but only finds the side netting. 43’ ADEN BARRE DUCAALE INTERVENES More great build-up play from Saacid 1969 ends in Hosh Jibriil almost feeding the ball into Colonel Cabbas but Ducaale is alert and pokes it away from the veteran skipper. 46’ HALF-TIME WHISTLE That's half-time at the Guulwade Stadium, after exactly one minute of stoppage time. The score is FC Madoobe, 1- D.C Saacid 1969, 1. 46' HALF-TIME REPORT It can be said that any clash between these two sides in history has always been a rather droll affair but in this instance, as far as they go, this one definitely has been one of the more entertaining ones. FC Madoobe, resting a host of players including Aw Libaax, took the lead after 8 minutes when Fartag got himself on the end of a majestic Seerar cross. It didn't take long for Saacid 1969 to equalize - and no points for guessing who the source of the goal was. Gabbal evaded the FC Madoobe defense and drove the ball into the back of the net to draw level. That's the way the scoreline stayed until half-time, with both sides showing a lack of urgency to take the lead, even though Saacid 1969 has had more ball possession. CIYAARI WAA GELIN DAMBE!!! (To be continued)

Abtigiis, bro, you should have given a play by play like this..... /////////////***********************////////////////////////////**************************////////////////////////**************** 0’ MATCH PREVIEW Saacid 1969 will be gunning for revenge this afternoon as they take on FC Madoobe in the second Kismaayo Premier League clash within a week. Caasha Xaaji Hiraab’s side was defeated by their bitter rivals last week but the die-hard children of the kacaan will be confident of a more positive outcome since this match is being played at the Guulwade Stadium – and especially with FC Madoobe resting a host of influential players ahead of this important re-match. Saacid 1969 have not given up hope on beating FC Madoobe, who have been outscoring them in the league lately, and who have brought on a very talented coach Uhuru Subeer, on loan from the Hague. But the chase is still on with Saacid 1969 seeking first place and FC Madoobe showing no signs of taking their 'big-foot' off the pedal. And critics believe that, if it wasn’t for the number of key players FC Madoobe have brought in from the formerly celebrated Orlando Pirates side, they wouldn’t be able to sustain their lofty league position. Saacid 1969 are keen to prove otherwise. 0’ FC MADOOBE TEAM NEWS Coach Uhuru Subeer will tinker slightly with his starting line-up. Usual bench-warmers Gabre, Aw Libaax and Ina Laba Goole could all start as Uhuru rests some of his big guns. Defender Xiinfaniin is available for selection again having served his suspension, but Zack Di Caanoboore will definitely not feature after picking up a red card against Macalinka last week. 0’ SAACID 1969 TEAM NEWS Saacid 1969 don't have their top strikers, Barre and Baasto due to injury; whilst Baaley and Buraale are unavailable due to the unfortunate match bans they are serving out, meaning that Coach Caasha Xaaji Hiraab lacks flexibility in picking her squad today. Gabbal missed training on Wednesday after contracting a temper tantrum from last week’s defeat, but he should still spearhead the Saacid 1969 attack. Flying wing-back Colonel Cabbas is available again after a hamstring injury but Ahmed Diriye could sit the game out with the recent news of a minor skirmish with police at the airport. 0' LAST TIME OUT These two sides met as recently as last week when a Fartaag double helped FC Madoobe to a 3-0 win over Saacid 1969 at the Calanley Stadium. Seerar was the other FC Madoobe player to find the net as Saacid 1969, despite Barre Hiraale's late penalty kick, couldn’t register a single goal. The previous fixture between these two teams in the Kismaayo Premier league was the week before at the Faanoole Stadium, with a thrilling 2-1 win being the result. Ciilmooge scored twice after Baasto had given the visitors the lead. 0’ REF WATCH Referee Nick Kay takes charge of this afternoon's game at the Guulwade Stadium. The 55-year-old whose day job is a diplomat has taken charge of all future matches in Kismaayo this season and today's sides will have differing memories of him. 0’ CONFIRMED FC MADOOBE STARTING XI Aden Barre Ducaale, General Chirchir, Mohamed Faroole, Colonel Sabareey, Xiinfaniin, Xildhibaan Xidig, Fartaag, Seerar, Ina Laba Go’le, Ciilmooge, Omer Abdirashid. 0’ CONFIRMED D.C SAACID 1969 STARTING XI Wasiir Mire, Hassan Sheikh, Hosh Jibriil, Abdikarim Guleed, Dastuurka Khaldan, Is dawladeeyn, Ahmed Diiriye, Colonel Cabass, Kaliil, Gabbal, Mandate 0’ NO BARRE OR ZACK There's no Barre Hiraale for the hosts as he got badly injured last week. Baasto, Baaleey, Buraale all join him on the bench as Coach Caasha chooses experienced striker Colonel Cabbas. Gabbal is well again after recovering from a debilitating temper tantrum and starts up front for Saacid 1969 but there's no sign of Zack in the FC Madoobe squad, with Xildhibaan Xidig filling his role in the middle of the park. Omar Abdirashid assumes the spear-point role for Coach Uhuru again.

Why is it whenever Silaanyo reshuffles his cabinet, habruhu wey isku dhex yaacaan? Silaanyo won fair and square, and who he appoints to which office is his prerogative. P.S Jir Jiroole, welcome to the forum saaxiib.

Let's see how Faroole deals with this Gaagaab fella.