^ For once in your pitiful existence, my dear Rabid Kitten, you've spoken the truth.

Lol @ Dr.Osman

Dalmar, Did you say, ciidansultan, our resident rabid Kitten has some "issues"? ha ha ha ...I believe you don't do justice to the little rabid kitten when you say so, because you forget what a major force of imbecility he represents on this forum these days, which in my own way I find very entertaining. If you thought Xaaji Xayawaan was the real show up in here, you're mistaken for Mr.Ciidansultan has him beat by a mile.

BOSSASO, Somalia March 22, 2013 (Garowe Online)-The President of Somalia's north eastern state of Puntland Dr. Abdiweli Mohamed Ali Gaas has arrived to warm welcome in the Gulf of Adan port city of Bossaso on Saturday, Garowe Online reports. President Gaas waves to participants at welcoming rally near Bossaso on 22 March 2014 The Governor of Bari region Abdisamad Mohamed Galan, Bossaso Mayor Hassan Abdalla Hassan, traditional leaders and members of the public received President Gaas' delegation in the outskirts of port city of Bossaso, marking his first visit to Puntland's most populous city since being elected to the post on 8th of January 2014. Cheering crowds welcome Puntland leader to Rako Raho town, 85km from Qardo-21 March-2014 Shortly after the welcoming rallies, the motorcade carrying Puntland President drove into Bossaso Presidential Palace under tight security. Speaking to media members, the President thanked the people who came out for his visit for the warm welcome and reiterated that his chief aim is to deliver on election promises. Ahead of his arrival in Bossaso, Puntland leader made pre-planned stops in Qardo, Rako Raho, Waiye and Armo towns on the Galkayo-Bossaso highway. President Gaas is being accompanied on the regional tour by Interior Minister Ahmed Elmi Osman (Ahmed Karash), Security Minister Hassan Osman Mohamud Alore, Health Minister Sadik Enow, Puntland Defense Forces Chief Gen. Saed Mohamed Hirsi (Saed Dheere) and Parliamentarians. GAROWE ONLINE

<cite> @malistar2012 said:</cite> Faaroole wasting his time , Gass was told to Forget about SSC etc - Now Faaroole is their to safe Puntland from the aggression of Somalil-land ceeb waxaas wax lagu faano maha Mr/Ms Malistar....are you now gonna give the implacable question a try? Which came first, the chicken, the egg or the moryaan? Have a go at it again, and this time the gallery expects the right answer. We sure as hell, don't want you failing miserably like the venerable Stoic did earlier. Good luck!

Diririg: Kadaroo dhal dibi ... So now, you've changed your tune. Earlier, you said THE question was "unanswerable" and now you tell us, and I quote,"Yes it can be answered...". So which is it, Stoic? Make up your mind? Tell us once and for all, whether the which-came-first-question can be answered or NOT?

Au contraire senor Stoic! The Chicken/Egg question however baffling it might be to you, can be answered. So don't tell us that it is "unanswerable". If you don't know the answer or don't have the faintest clue, please say so and someone else might help you with it.

^ Stoic, Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg? And while you're at it, what the buck is "shegaaat"?

somaliland wadooyinka Boosaaso ku yaall laftigooda ha noo dhisto! Why stop 15km short of the place? ha ha ha Keep the progress up my marqaan-deranged brothers from somaliland....

Madaxweynihii hore ee Puntland Dr. Faroole oo dib ugu soo rogaal celiyey Siyaasada Soomaaliya Adis ababa– Madaxweynihii hore ee Puntland Dr. cabdiraxmaan Sheikh Maxamed Faroole oo maalmahaan ka nastey siyaasada soomaaliya ayaa hada dib ugusoo rogaal celiyey, Dr. Faroole ayaa maalmahaan wuxuu safar ku marayay Wadamada Ciidamadu ka joogaan Soomaaliya isagoo cagta soo mariyey dalalka Kenya iyo Jabuuti, wuxuuna hada ku sugan yahay Dalka Itoobiya halkaasoo uu khamiistoo kula kulmey Wasiirka Arimaha dibada Itoobiya Dr. Tedros Adhanom . Mudane Faroole iyo masuuliyiinta uu la kulmey waxay ka wada hadleen Arimaha Soomaaliya iyo mustaqbalka Dhow, iyadoo aysan meeshana ka maqney Arimaha Puntland, wuxuuna Dr. faroole kaloo booqan doonaa Dalalka Brundi iyo Ugandha. Dr. Faroole waxaa safarka ku weheliya Xubno ka tirsanaa xukuumadiisii hore.

Well spoken! I wish him all the best in his duties as Mayor.

Only laangaabs have beef with Somalia's clan system.

^ Lol@Mooge: Sxb, let's just say I pride myself on being a connoisseur of the fairer sex. <cite> @Safferz said:</cite> Haha Tillaamok Well, it sounds to me like your Xaliimo simply isn't interested in male interaction period, which should not be surprising since it's fair to assume she's religious and perhaps more conservative than you are when it comes to acceptable behaviour and contact with the opposite sex. It's a completely different ballgame and you're dealing with someone who will likely only want to be approached by a man through her wali, with discussions centering around determining compatibility for marriage. So if marrying this niqaabi is what you have in mind, perhaps it's time to change your strategy and pay her wali a visit Safferz, I took your advice. I decided to go old school and pursue the girl's father instead. Having spent the better part of last weekend, reconnoitering the girl's father and asking around-- I found out that her old man happens to be one of the Somali Imams at our local Mosque and it so happens that he is also well known to a very dear uncle of mine, who prays at this particular mosque-- five times, a day. To cut a short story, even shorter: I called my uncle on the phone last Tuesday and invited myself over to his place-- excusing myself for being too busy with work and whatnot-- and said, I was sorry for not visiting him and the family more often. Over the phone, I mentioned nothing of the role I wanted him to play vis-à-vis Operation-Hook-Xaliimo, but simply acted very keen on wanting to come over to pay a social visit. He got excited, and said that he would be home right after the Ishaa Prayers and he would let Auntie know that I was coming over for dinner. Fast forward to that very evening: After having stuffed myself with the most delicious saabaayad and chicken suqaar, and began sipping a spicy cup of home brewed Somali tea-- I got down to business. I told my uncle about the girl and how I fancied her, and that my intention was to court her like how it was done in the old days and finally, how I needed him to introduce me to the girl's father. After I was done explaining myself, my uncle sat up and looked straight into my eyes and whispered quietly,"Is she pregnant? I said, "WHAT!" looking shocked and wounded. He told me, he had never suspected me for the type who would willingly bring to an end, what he referred to as, "your Philandering habits" and therefore if I was looking to get serious with this one particular girl, then something big had happened. "No such thing uncle", says I."I just think it's time for me to settle down and who knows this girl might be the one for me,(the word I used was "calaf") which is why I want to get to know her through the proper traditional channels" (Naturally, I kept to myself, the part where all my earlier attempts at baiting her by myself came to naught!) "If your intentions are pure and squeaky-clean, well and good! But what concerns me is your saqaajaanimo and I fear you will only embarrass me with this girl's father. I hastened to inform him that those days where behind me. "I really hope so", he said" because if I approach this man on your behalf then the honor of both our families would be at stake here and it isn't something we should take lightly" I got slightly miffed about my uncle's hesitation and said,"Adeer, anigu qofta inaan shukaansado ayaan rabaa ee wax kale kuma sameenayo-- so are you gonna help me or not?" "O.k, waayahay, I will" says he, all somber and uncheerful. "I shall approach him with your intentions first thing on the morrow, at the Fajr Prayers" "Thanks a lot, Adeer", Says I. "Horta, you must know that he is a remarkable wadaad and very humble guy too, so I don't think he will have any qualms about you courting his daughter. However, since he is very devoted to the practice of our religion, he would wanna know how well you practice the faith too, if he is ever gonna let you anywhere near his daughter" "Masha-Allah, he sounds like the sort of father-in-law I need,"I said with all eagerness."I wouldn't have it any other way. Our religion is very important to me as well." "Indeed. I'm sure he will be impressed when I tout your Qu'ran recitation abilities...didn't you win a dugsi competition when you were a very young boy?" asks he, all inquisitive like. I said, "Yes.But it has been ages, and I wouldn't brag!" "Certainly, I won't brag about you, but anything that will help him see you as suitable for his daughter will come in handy. I wish you all the luck in the world, my boy. Like I said, I will reach out to him and I will call you to let you know, if and when we can go over to their place to formally introduce ourselves to his family. That was last Tuesday. On Wednesday afternoon, I got a text message from my uncle. "Waryaa, wax walba waa dhagdhag! Arimihii weey isku duba dheceen... Maalinta sabtida ah, waa nala casumeey."..."Pick me up @ noon, sharp!" So wish me luck, guys, I have a date with the Sheikh and his Niqaabi daughter... tomorrow!

This is ridiculous: How on earth does Silanyo not pay the blackmail of his beloved "Minister of Health"? Has the senile Silanyo lost it completely? It is of paramount importance that the minister get paid and QUICK too!

^^ Oo maxaa u tiri saas, Akhii Tallaabo? I am the bearer of glad tidings and progress in this thread.

<cite> @N.O.R.F said:</cite> It’s not all simple as that. The Russians have historical grievances and Putin feels he should put a few things right. He achieved that with Georgia and is trying his hand now in the Ukraine where he can argue there has been a Coup de tat with tacit support from the west. By getting the Ukraine Govn’t not to gravitate towards the E.U, he anticipated the fall out and maneuvered quickly taking everyone by surprise. He can now negotiate from a position of strength. The ramblings of the US/EU won’t be taken seriously by Joe Bloggs with what has happened in the ME and Afghanistan. All very interesting. I believe Putin blundered in invading the Crimea-- which happened to be under Russian influence anyway. What does he gain from that besides push the rest of Ukraine into the welcoming hands of the E.U.

^ Let's not be selective with who ruled Crimea when! So many powers, at different times in history have controlled Crimea including the Byzantines, Mongols and Ottomans--And it's nothing unique to that part of the world. Lands and territories have changed hands since time immemorial...But what of it, if some Muslim power once ruled Crimea? I don't see the relevance of that to this particular stand off between the west and the Russians in Ukraine.

Somaliland: Presidency Denies Alleged Interference in Judiciary Affairs HARGEISA (Somalilandsun) - The Head of state has categorically denied the alleged interferences in judicial affairs.This denial follows accusations by members of the bench in Hargeisa was delivered through a press statement released by presidential spokesperson Mr. Suleiman Duhul. Below are the verbatim excerpts of the presidential statement Quote- The government is not involved in any activities pertaining to the interference of the due course and proper administration of law and justice in the country. "Administratively it is government policy for facilitation of a fair and just thus protects the basic rights of citizens" According to information released by some media outlets it has been alleged that the Government is interfering with discharge of duties of some judicial offices from lower courts in Hargeisa region. There is no official complain of that nature from the judicial commission, the constitutional body tasked with entertaining such complains but it is my responsibility to ensure judiciary to be accorded a conducive atmosphere in the discharge of its responsibilities. It is imperative to note that my Government has embarked on a vigorous campaign to reform justice status in light of the tangible changes since coming to power. In view of that it is prudent therefore for courts and its officers and in respect to ethics of governance among various branches of government who discern, rightly or wrongly, a breach within these protocols not to express concerns unconstitutionally but direct complaints the relevant authority (justice commission) as there are protocol channels to be adhered to in the working of the Government's various arms while respecting separation of their functions & responsibilities. While reiterating the need not to channel our complains through the media be assured that if there is such recurrences then stern action shall be pursued against any involved" – Unquote

^ Ha ha ha...Hawdian, you aspire to become a little comedian, don't you?

Hargeysa:Dadweyanaha Reer Hargeysa Oo Argagax iyo Amakaag Ka Qaadey Haweeney Aqalkeeda Ku Dhex Xabaashey Gabadh Ay Dishey iyo Dareenka Ka Dhashey (Hadhwanaagnews) Sunday, March 02, 2014 22:52:41 Hadalheynta arintan ayaa caawa ku xoogaysatey Magaalada Hargeysa, iyadoo ay sigaar ah u faaqideen inta ugu badan ee haweenweynaha ku nool Caasimada iyo Qeybaha bulshadu Hargeysa(HWN)-Guud ahaanba Shacbiga kunool Caasimada Hargeysa ayaa markii ugu horeysay,dareen naxdin leh ka muujiyey arin aragagax iyo amakaag leh Kadib markii baadhis ay sameeyeen Ciidamada Boolisku ku heleen haweenay aqalkeeda ku dhex xabaashey Marxuumad ay dishey oo la sheegay in ay ku laheyd deyn lacageed, marxuumadaas oo qoyskeedu baadi goobayay maalmihii u dambeeyay. Hadalheynta arintan ayaa caawa ku xoogaysatey Magaalada Hargeysa, iyadoo ay sigaar ah u faaqideen inta ugu badan ee haweenweynaha ku nool Caasimada iyo Shacbiga kaleba, dhacadada dilkan ayaa walaac badan ku abuurey dareenka ay ka qaateen dad badan oo waayey dadkoodii in ay suurtagal tahey in sidan oo kale loo xabaaley kuwaas oo loo tirinayay in ay dalka tahriibeen, waxaana dhacdada dilkan foosha xumi rajo ku abuurtey shacbiga ka deyrintii laga deyrin jirey baadhista Saldhigyada Booliska oo sanadihii dambe u badnaa in dambiiluhu banaanka joogo qofka Dambiyada culus galeyna lagu dambabaso laaluush iyo awooda Madaxda Booliska qaarkood oo aan hubsan dambiga baadhista lagu hayo ee dilka afduubka, iyo waxtyaabaha halista ah. Allaha naxariistii jano hasiiyee Ruqiya Siciid Ayaanle ayaa aheyd Gabadh ganacsato ah oo ay walaalo yihiin Xoghayaha Guud ee Golaha Wakiilada Somaliland Cabdirisaaq Siciid Ayaanle oo maalmihii lasoo dhaafey si xoogan ugu mashquulsanaa raadcada marxuumadan la diley iyadoo tix raac ay ku sameeyeen, qoyskoodu halkii ugu dambeysey ee ay Marxuumadu u sheegtey in ay tageyso, taas oo la sheegay in haweeneyda falkan geysatey ay tagtey Guriga Marxuumada islamarkaana, ay dib u su,aashey Qoyska iyadoo ku wargalineysa in ay kasoo ambabaxdey dhinaceeda sida ay tibaaxayaan Wararka amuurtan la xidhiidhaana, waxa ay haweeneydani mar ku guuleysatey in ay banaanka uga baxdo Xadhiga la taxaabey haseyeeshee, waxa dib u dacweeyay Qoyska Marxuumada, waxaanay suurat galisey in dib loo soo taxaabo Haweeneyda dhagar qabaha ah iyo caruur ay dhashey halkaas oo mid kamid ah laga helay Moobilkii Marxuumada islamarkaana, ay in badan ka dhega adeygeen in ay iftiimiyaan sida xaalku u dhacey waxaana aakhirkii usuurta gashey markii baadhis xoogan lagu sameeyay, oo sidii sharcigu farayay ah lagu sameeyay ay kaliftey in ay qiraal ka noqdaan dilka ay ugeysteen Marxuumada, waxana ugu horeyntii sida wararku sheegayaan far kamid ah baadhista dambigan laga helay mid kamid caruurta yaryar ee Haweeneyda dhagar qabaha ahi dhashey taas oo sheegtey in habar yaro sida ay hadalkeeda laga dheehdey iyo Hooyadeed daarada isku haysteen, balse aan sidaa loo sii dhugan inkastoo cadaadiskii dambe lagu ogaadey Moobilka marxuumada oo tii haysatey ay qirtey in ay ku xabaaleen gudaha Daarada Gurigaasi oo kuyaala Bariga Caasimada Hargeysa, waxaaney haweeneyda dhagar qabaha ahi masabidey ninkeeda oo laga soo taxaabey Berbera oo ay Wareysiyadii Ciidanka Booliska ku sheegtey in uu isagu soo qaadey. Sikastaba ha ahaatee, waxa ay dhacdada dilkan foosha xumi abuurey dareen xoog leh oo ay dadweynuhu ku waajahayaan in had iyo jeer Ciidamada Boolisku baadhistooda ku dhayalsadaan arimo noocan oo kale, ah laakiin ay ku farxeen sida loo adkeeya Baadhista kiiskan oo dibada usoo saarey dhacdo ugub ku ah Caasimada Hargeysa iyo Shacbiga Reer Somaliland labadaba, maadaama ay iyo had jeer kiisasku ka qaloocdaan Saldhigyada Booliska iyo baadhista Dambiga, waxaanay tani soo faqeysaa kiisas badan oo dilka noocan la xidhiidha oo la tuhunsanaa ama dareen ka taagnaa dadka waayey dadkoodii. Ciidamada Booliska ayaa Wali Baadhista Wada Kala Soco Hadhwanagnews Wixii Kasoo Kordha

Poor Xaaji Maalaayacni: Are you getting ready to have another meltdown, yet again? There's one thing I'll give you a lot of credit for, Xaaji Maaalaayacni,.......you're consistent with your habaar and cuqdad......then again, so is sh*t

Xaaji Maalaayacni, Cabdiwali heard about you threats that you would crush him personally and thus opted to have talks in fear of your marqaan powered wrath...

This is the usual bluff vs. bluff between the Russians and Americans. I foresee Ukraine joining the E.U, but the Crimea and some parts of east Ukraine will join Russia. A win-win for everyone involved.

Listen up, Xaaji Maalaayacni, do you have anything besides "Mooge baa soo qaadi magaca somaliland, marka dharka baan siibanayaa? I realize you're trying to defend you hopeless secessionist cause on this forum, but your repetitive threats online only indicate how much you are challenged by your insignificance and lack of wit. Now get off the internet and do us all a favour by over-dosing on your medication. There's a good little Xaaji Maalaayacni.

Hayeey! Xaaji Maalaayacni will crush Cabdiwali....lol If delusions were reality Xaaji Maalaayacni would be a decent and respectable old man, but now he sounds like our rabid kitten of SOL, CidanSultan, who almost everyday threatens to crush and destroy anything and everyone Xaaji Maalaayacni was better off when he used to just plainly habaar Puntland and direct all his effeminate supplications against the progress of the peoples of Puntland. You had my contempt then, saaxiib--so go back to being your old cuqdadlow and resume your habaar, this petty threats are very unbecoming of your worthless character!