You should know, Amigos is the dumbest hapless h@bar on SOL. The damn fool even beat Mudane Suldaanka to get that accolade, which for a long time seemed an impossible record to break. My daft Amigo, you can come up with a fake photoshopped stats you like, but the fact remains as Mastermind has clearly stated: Puntland is building Somalia and has the federal government and all its institutions to show for it. Whilst the creatures in the north have failed to gain the international recognition they’ve been vying for all these years. The secessionist project is a futile and hopeless endeavor. And I have told you before, it is because of the abject and wretched laangaabnino of the h@bros is precisely that which prevents them to come out onto the political field in Somalia to play hardball against the D-block and H-group. Laangaabnimo is the reason you dig up and desecrate the graveyards of the deceased to seek sympathy from foreigners, but no one is buying that shit. Laangaabnimo is what has caused them to suffer utter shame and ignominy when their elders uttered such balderdash as “wiilka AdisAbaba jooga baa nooga dhaw wiilka Xamar ku nool”. Daft Amigo, I’ve said once and I will say it again, secessionism is a legacy that does not have pride of ancestry nor hope for progeny. It is doomed and hopeless, making you a pathetic hapless, helpless and hopeless h@bar for still pursuing it. In the meantime , Puntland leads the way always!

You can thank us for that. Those that you’ve always claimed did not represent your h@bros like the current vice pm and others in parliament all better head back north and openly campaign in their home provinces. The 4.5 system has entered its twilight years. Respresenation shall be based on the districts and provinces you come from. If you are a politician better have support at the district level.

Ina Cawil Mucjiso, Mudane Oodka, first of all welcome back, and secondly I thought I washed that hogwash off you the last time you were here. Independence, dejure or not, and all manner of word play will not change the fact that h@braha are still Somalia and Somalia is h@braha. Marka maxaa tala ah? In a different thread I stated maybe Cape Verde and São Tomé and Principe might be another destination to go bribe in search of the elusive Ictiraaf. This way at least the Marfashes of Hargaysa will get to learn about the geography of new places and Biixi can claim the expenditure as legit Ministry of education outflows. Once again welcome back.

Bleat all you like like a constipated doe. The fact remains, No ictiraaf for h@braha aan sedexda ku qabno. To make matters worse, the red carpet treatment recently in Djibouti is the continuation of the long walk back into the fold of the political federal system of Somalia. Now you can say otherwise, but the Farmaajo administration —like the few before him— is slowly reeling back the estranged hapless, helpless and hopeless h@bros. Puntland on the other hand, is slowly chiseling away at the detractors of federalism, like the laangaab northerners and southerners who at every turn want to hide behind the 4.5 power sharing agreement as if it some inheritance from a long lost cousin. That alone should suffice as victory if you want to compare yourselves to us. This nation is a federal republic, my daft amigo, no one clan will be allowed to secede. Granted the civil war has taken its toll on many segments of Somali society but in the end, Mother Somalia is roaring back full steam ahead. Let your sorry ass not be left behind clutching to defunct foolishness. I urge you to support the blue flag and quit being retarded, on purpose.

Well, I’m not the one pursing a failed policy of seeking international recognition. So on that front you gotta admit what an utter failure the hapless, helpless and hopeless h@bros are. That is if we are being upfront here. The pirates on the other hand are the epitome of success. Just see how Mother Somalia rises from the ashes as it rebuilds its Federalist institutions. Your sorry ass can thank me and Puntland for that.

Refute what?

Muqdisho: Shirkii Madaxda Federaalka iyo Maamul Goboleedyada oo Baaqday - Horseed Media • Somali News HORSEEDMEDIA.NET Shirkii wadatashiga ee madaxda Federaalka iyo maamul goboleedyada oo la filayay inuu maanta ka furmo caasimadda Muqdisho... Muqdisho: Shirkii Madaxda Federaalka iyo Maamul Goboleedyada oo Baaqday Shirkii wadatashiga ee madaxda Federaalka iyo maamul goboleedyada oo la filayay inuu maanta ka furmo caasimadda Muqdisho ayaa baaqday kadib markii ay diideen inay kas oo qaybgalaan qaar ka mid ah madaxda maamul goboleedyada. Shirkan oo looga hadlin lahaa amniga iyo doorashooyinka federaalka ayaa waxaa iclaamiyay madaxwenaha dowladda federaalka Somaliya Maxamed Cabdullaahi Farmaajo, waxaana la filayay inuu qabsoomo 5- 8 Bishan Julay 2020 Madaxweynayaasha Puntland iyo Jubbaland ayaa sheegay inay tixgalinayaan go’aano ka soo baxay barlamanadooda oo madaxda lagaga dalbanayay inaysan ka qaybgalin shirka uu iclaamiyay madaxweyne Maxamed Cabdullaahi Farmaajo. Sababta Madaxda dowlad goboleedyada qaarkood ay uga baaqdeen shirka Muqdisho ayaa la sheegay inay la xiriirto in madaxweynaha dowladda federaalka uusan fulin qodobadii shirkii madaxda ku dhexmaray Maqal iyo Muuqaal(Video Converence) kaasi oo ay ku dalbadeen inuu la joojiyo Xeerarka doorashada ee barlamaanku ka doodayeen. HORSEEDMEDIA

Just cuz you say so, don’t make it true.

Ok, besides your generous lies, what is your point?

To your first point: Did you say last 50 years, really? That must be a typo or you actually serious? To your second point: Nobody gives a flying fart about the consensus within your h@bar clan. If you want things to move you best get all your fellow Somalis onboard otherwise keep chasing your tail like a rabid mutt till eternity. And to your last point. The crookedness of Somali politicians is not news.

What’s that... fish served on a bed of Khat leaves garnished with spices, lime and olive oil.

Remember, smarty pants, that in the last madal Qaran that galMudug was excepted from the clause by all stakeholders at that meeting. Now you can say well why not give Benadir the same exception and that’s a legitimate question. However, you should remember everything in Somalia is based on consensus and an agreement. It’s one thing to want something, but it is a totally different matter to convince your fellow Somalis to let you have it. Take for instance, your ill fated dream of someday somaliland becoming an independent and internationally recognized country in the world. Your clan would love it, but unfortunately you haven’t convinced enough other Somalis to that end, nor have your offered anything in return. So sadly for you lot, 30 years plus later you have nothing to show for it but be turned down by heavy accented Gambian parliaments.

It is well known the qaldaan fish off the h@bar coastline are never in the seas when the illegal fishing vessels come over. The fish are busy chewing Khat in the Marfashes of the adjacent coastal towns.

No it has not.

No one will “circumvent” the constitution. Benadir is no galMudug. Benadir is the nation’s capital and the seat of the Federal government. That alone should suffice for it not to be compared to any other place in Somalia.

You are wrong. Galmudug is a federal member state, whilst Benadir is NOT. That is why Cabdiraxmaan Cabdshikuur likened giving senatorial seats to Benadir —before first agreeing on it status as the national capital, or whether it shall become a federal member state as well—to putting the cart in front of the horse. It just won’t work. The way forward is first agree on the status of the capital and then seek representation for it. Not the other way round.

Nothing difficult about adhering to the law of the land. That is of course, if all stakeholders in Somalia agree to what you said above. So until then, the point you’re trying to make is moot, I am afraid.

Wow, Amigos, seems like you are capable of making a cogent debatable argument when you don’t have you head up your rear end. You are right. The constitution does say what you’ve mentioned above. The difference however is that Benadir is not a federal member state yet. So until that is agreed upon by stakeholders the argument holds. Farmaajo cannot decree into existence 13 new senatorial position without the constitutional amendment. Now go ahead and defend Farmaajo’s illegal acts since he has now become your favorite president since Jaalle Siad Barre.

Cantrabaqashkaas oo dhan waxaa kaa keenaya bililiqo lagaama yeelayo miyaa? Boontindheere, ogow what Farmaajo giveth and the pirates Kings taketh.

You should know, fruitcake.

Iska daa niiclahaan: He is merely a desperate m0ryaan looking for something new to loot. Boowe, Bootindheere, Benadir ain’t getting no senate seats that are not constitutional, so put a sock on your bililiqo wet dreams.

Hey smart pants, what’s you definition of unity?

Tigray, don’t worry about Somalis. They’re doing just fine.

Tigray, always promoting the breakup of the Somali family. As Trump would say, “you’re are bigly nasty!”

Not sure what you’ve heard is true or not, since we know you and your sources—but, if it is the case that Cagjar and the authorities are protecting the Amhara or for that matter any other non Somali in Jigjiga, then I applaud such a policy. Regardless of your views of the competing ethnic communities of Ethiopia, you should never debase yourself to such a point as to welcome the harming of non-Somalis on any Somali territory on the planet. As Ethiopia continues to exorcise its demons, the pragmatic way forward for Cagjar is to resist, at every corner, getting Somalis dragged into Ethiopia’s civil strife.