Ha ha ha ha...:D:D ....still laughing @ Malika;922980 wrote: Ngonge - You represented SL, hence me [khatumo] getting ready to join you in Burco, whilst the jerking off Mooge is PL - ah, are you with me? As I say, the coward who wrote this was tribal bashing... Lol, oh my...some folks do have a wild imagination...:D:D

^ Aaheey, meeshaas ka sii wad saaxiib!

^ Raula iyo Wadani been baad isku sheegaysaan!

WOW...people calm down, please. Alpha, walaale please take it easy. Malika, dear sister, please accept my wholehearted apology...going forward I will not use your name, and if the admin is willing to let me edit your name out of this thread, I am more than ready to do so. But first I will have to see some form of trademark for these names! Ngonge, that goes the same for you...I thought you had a sense of humor, but sadly it looks like I was wrong. But regardless, you're staying put in the stories' plot. By the way Malika, I didn't have the slightest clue about your Khaatumo link, which is why I mistakenly made you the cousin of Abtigiis, who will all know does not hail from khaatumo...marka once again, raali ahow!

^ Ngonge, Burcaawis are not known to throw in the towel so easily, so what gives?

^ Alpha, where's the fun in that? Qof wareersan Baan u baahanahay anigu. Lol:D So unless you are willing to play the role of a rascal with no scruples like Mooge and Abtigiis I won't be able to oblige you.

^ First of all, thank you. And secondly, are you serious?

6th Installment... Abtigiis, with Mooge at his side, marched straight into the well lit lobby of the house. At the front desk, stood an ancient toothless attendant who'd recognized Abtigiis and hollered a hello.. Xaaji Xunduf: Asalaamu aleeykum camii! waar dee xagee ka dhacdey? Abtigiis: Wa'calaykum asalaam waraxmatullaahi wabarakaatuh, Ina-abti, waan joogey ee bal ii waran? Marwadii gurigaan lahayd ma joogtaa horta, iyada ayaan u baahanahayee. Xaaji Xunduf: Waar dee waa Saqdii dhaxe camii, Gabadhuna wey hurudaa, aadna wey u daalan tahay-- baryahaan oo dhan bey safar isku diyaarinaysay. Abtigiis: Oo xagee bey u socotaa? Xaaji Xunduf: Ngonge oo u guuray Burco ayey ka daba tagaysaa... Just then Mooge pushed Abtigiis aside and prevented Xaaji Xunduf from finishing his sentence. Mooge: Odey, orod hurdada gabarta ka jaf! Waxaad ku tirahdaa, labo wiil oo walaalaheyd ah baa banaanka ku sugaya! Soco! As Xaajiga goggled with disdain and staggered away to go get the lady of the house, Mooge rounded on Abtigiis. Mooge: Waryaa balaayo ku aragteyee, Ngongugu muxuu yahay, Burca-nah maxaa gayey? Abtigiis: Ngonge waa naynaas ninka qaba gabadha loogu yeero, waana nin reer Burco ah. Mooge: Inaa lilaahi wa inaa ilayhi raajicuun...Qoor iyo Xero Beele...intaas oo umada oo reer Ismaaciil Jabarti ah ayagoo joogaan baad nin q'aldaan ah gabar naga siisayn. What were you thinking, dammit? Abtigiis was looking bemused and trying to make sense of the words that were coming out of Mooge's mouth when down the corridor on the right, he heard a female voice that was high pitched and sounded sleepy. In view came Xaaji Xunduf, closely followed by a beautiful figure clothed in a fine baati and garab saar. As always, Malika sauntered forth like a royal silhouette with expensive gold sparkling in her ears and on her wrists, and suddenly she checked when she saw Abtigiis standing by the front desk and then she rushed to embrace him. Malika: Agah agah! Abtigiis gacaliye! When did you come back to Nairobi! Oh, my days! I thought you were back in London, and me wishing I was there with you and the family and all! But how come you never called me to let me know! Abtigiis: Ina-Adeer, I was passing through Nairobi in transit to Harare, when I thought I'd pay you a surprise visit. *he lied miserably* Anyway, permit me to present to you the best and finest friend I possess, this is Mr. Mooge.*he lied, again* Mooge modestly salaamed with inimitable pizazz, but it was not until he had locked eyes with Malika that he for the first time in his life felt a tingling sensation deep down his soul. He knew from then on that she was his deliverer, and became overwhelmingly consumed by love for her. He knew he must have her. Malika, on the other hand, repressed her own blushing with heroic effort, for she knew that it was unbecoming of a married lady to allow a total stranger to swoon over her, especially in front of a relation. So she merely said; "Barasho wanaagsan walaal? I am delighted to make your acquaintance and it's good to know you," and turned on her heels towards Abtigiis with feminine grace, she left Mooge flabbergasted with mortification--(*Little did he know, that she was giving him a moment or two to pick his chin off the floor*). Malika: Let's go have a seat in my private den, shall we, and tell me what you've been up to lately! She might have looked innocent, but she was no man's fool...she could smell trouble a mile away. When they got comfortably seated, the excitement went out of her beautiful brown eyes, as she began her interrogation. Malika: You guys look like you've had a rough day! Don't tell me you've been up to mischief again--am I correct? ...And then a sudden realization hit her. Malika: Oh, my God! Please don’t tell me you guys are the reason the police were asking questions about some fugitives from justice, earlier in the evening! Oh, my God! All those gunshots and police sirens… Abtigiis: Yes Ina-Adeer, it is as bad as it sounds. So Abtigiis began to narrate the events of the day, as she sat upright on the couch; and her beautiful face bore an unreadable expression for once. Mooge was silent beside him on the couch, keeping his hands in his pockets as though trying to stay warm, but Abtigiis knew the real reason why Mooge had his hands in his pockets, and he hoped Malika would be a good sport and understand and not throw a fit, because God knew what that villain was capable of. *Little did he know, Mooge was floating on rainbows in his head, with Malika by his side* When Abtigiis finished, Malika sat quietly for a moment, fingering the tassels of her garab saar… Malika: Hmmm...so you haven’t been followed? Well, then, that at least buys us some time, so we mustn’t do anything impetuous or reckless. Now you…*this was directed at Mooge*…they tried to shoot you? But you managed to out muscle them, and you shot them? Mooge: Yes…yes sister… they tried to kill me! Malika made an I-am-not-convinced looking type of face, as she toyed with her expensive bling bling on her wrists. Malika: “They tried to kill me” won’t do you much good if they ever catch up with you-- I daresay, they won’t even give you a chance to utter such words. But if it was how you said it was—then you two can stay here until we can find a way out of this town. You won’t be able to hide in the hotel that's for sure. Too many residents and maybe the cops might show up again. I hope, I won’t hear any squabbles from you about hiding in the dingy servant’s quarters in the back. Mooge: Not at all my sister…our fate is in your hands. Malika: War istaqfurulah dheh! Your fate is in Allah’s hands. At that moment, a rare African beauty wearing a tight emerald green dress, walked in with a tray filled with food and drink. She looked like she was in her 30’s, with a voluptuous set of melons and delicately braided cornrows. Abitigiis took notice as his heart skipped a beat as he stared with wide and bulging eyes at the maid’s bosom when she laid the tray on the table in front of them. Malika: Thank you Tabita. I need you to prepare one of the rooms in the servant’s quarter for these guests here. Tabita: Which room madame? Malika: The old man’s room. I don't believe Xaaji Xunduf hardly ever uses it because he chews so much, but if ever he gets the urge to sleep like a normal human being, have him check himself into one of the available rooms of the hotel!...*at Abtigiis*...I will help Tabita…now gents, if you would excuse us! When they were alone, Mooge punched Abtigiis in excitement. Mooge: Abtigiis, war ninyahow qoftu waa xabad nacnac-ah! WOW! Qurux badanaa! Abtigiis thought so too, but he didn’t want to admit it until Mooge said something that truly baffled him. Mooge: Ina-Adeerow…Ina-Adeerow, gabarta i sii! Abtigiis: What are you talking about man? *now he was really confused about what his partner in crime was mumbling about* Mooge: MALIKA! Oh my God! Inaba Caadi Maaha qoftu! God must have created her to show us wretched mortals what true beauty is on this earth. Then it finally dawned on Abtigiis, he got it. This madman was in fact alluding to Malika, and NOT Tabita, whose boobs he wanted for himself. Abitigiis: WHAT THE FCUK IS THE MATTER WITH YOU MAN! MY COUSIN IS A MARRIED WOMAN! WHAT PART OF HER_HUSBAND_IS_IN_BURCO DON'T YOU GET! HAVE YOU COMPLETELY LOST YOUR MIND! Mooge: War bal is daji. Maxaad iigu qeelinaysaa! BOLSHIID! Ha igu qeelinin edeb iyo akhlaaq ma lihidee! Qowdhanka xunka-ah waanu ka fureynaa, markaas anaa igu dareysaa, fahamtu doqonyahow axmaq-ah? Before Abtigiis could reply to this absurdity, Malika came back and told them their room was ready and that she’d see them in the morning during breakfast. Malika: Make sure you guys stick to the servant’s quarters, but you can come up to my private quarters for your meals and whatnot. We don’t want any nosy guests enquiring about your business… Good night! Mooge quickly stood up to say good night, and maybe have one last look into Malika’s heart melting eyes; but it was too late, Malika had already turned away and left the room. ...To Be Continued.

^ LOL Gheele, ma ogid miyaa ninkaan afkiisa iyo dhagahiisa isma maqlaan !

I oppose the death penalty. This is wrong.

The Zack;921675 wrote: Xiin, Xasan USC is doing exactly what i would do if i was at his position, i would never let the H block have 2 states and non for the D. Madaxweynuhu waa saxan yahay lets be fair if and when the federal works, the H clan will have nothing left. Shabeelaha Dhexe, Hiiraan and parts of Galgaduud Mudug? Xamar will be shared or wont remain capital. The president should do everything in his capacity to destroy the federalism. Is this the leaked HAG memo to the president?

Culosow is working hand and glove with Al Shabab. I just hope the people of Jubaland are not too blind to see this, and chase out this so-called interior minister from Kismayu and who is obviously up to no good.

Aahey..

^ War aniga iskuma kay qarxinaysaan ina-adeer! Kulahaa, quraan baan ku saarayaa..lol:D

Abwaan;921550 wrote: I just asked which hotel did this incident take place and still not answer? That says a lot Abwaan, anaguna waxaan ku leenahay aad iyo aad baan u caambaareeynaa "talaabadda fal-dembiyeedka leh,cadoownimadeeda,kana baxsan hanaanka ama hab dhaqmeedka Diinteena Islaamka,curfigga caalamka iyo habka dhaqan Somaaliyeedka-ba(Isku deeyga dilka Xildhibaan Xiddig)". Indha adeyg badnaa ninku, war maxaa naga galey hotel magaciisa? Nin dhan baad damacdeyn inaad ka takhalustaan... Abwaan, dawllad-nah waad isku sheygaysaan, dhanka kalenah moryaanimo iyo argaxgaxisnimo ayaad ka wadaan ee see wax damacsantahiin?

Deg deg:Ururka Nabada, Midnimada iyo Cadaalada oo Bayaan kasoo saaray Isku daygii dilka ee Xildhibaan Xidig Last update 25-02-13 Dhaq-dhaqaaqa Somaaliyeed Nabada,Midnimada iyo cadaalada codka wadaniyiinta damiirka,dareenka dadnimo,qiirada nool iyo maqaamka qarameed leh (Diintooda,dalkooda iyo karaamadooda difaacideeda u taagan) gunimo iyo gumeeysi hoose joogida diidan,qabyaaladda, colaada, dagaalka sokeeye, bulsho kala fogeeynta, cadaalada darada, eexda, garsoor xumida, xaq soor la'aanta,boobka hantida qaranka iyo maamul xumada diidan,walaalnimada,midimada cadaalada leh iyo hanaan dawladeed garsoor,hogaamin wanaag iyo nidaam xaq ah leh rajeeynaaya,waxaan halkan ku caambaareeynaa talaabadda fal-dembiyeedka leh,cadoownimadeeda,kana baxsan hanaanka ama hab dhaqmeedka Diinteena Islaamka,curfigga caalamka iyo habka dhaqan Somaaliyeedka-ba(Isku deeyga dilka Xildhibaan Xiddig). Shaki kuma jiro in Xildhibaan C/Rashiid Maxamed Xiddig ka mid yahay Xildhibaanadda Barlamaanka Federaalka Somaaliyeed kuwooda uga kartida, dadaalka, daacadnimada, xilkasnimada, geesinimada iyo dareenka wadani leh lana oran karaayo inta tiradda yar oo ka soo haray Xildhibaanadii hore ayuu ka mid yahay laguna mitaali karaayo Shakhsiyaadkan:- *-Ex Xildhibaan-Cawad Axmed Cashare. *-Ex Xildhibaan-Marxuum-Mowliid Macaani. *-Ex Xiildhibaan-Marxuum-Proff Ilka Dahab. *-Xildhibaan Proff-Max'd Cumar Dalxa. *-Ex-Xldhibaan-Marxuum-Proff-Ibraahim Cadoow. *-Ex Xildhibaan-Maxamed Saleeban Bootaan(Gaadh-haye). *-Ex-Xildhibaanad-Marxuumad-Dr-Qamar. *-Ex Xildhibaan-Drs-Caasha Axmed Cabdalle. *-Xildhibaanad Drs-Caasha X.Cilmi. *-Ex-Xildhibaan-Dr-C.Xakiim Fiqi. *-Ex Xildhibaan-Proff-Ismaaciil Buubaa. *-Ex Xildhibaan-Drs-Maryasn Qaasim. Isku deeyga dilka Xildhibaan-Xiddig waa talaabo ama qorshe taxane ah oo lagu ugaarsanaayo shakhsiyaad qiimaha qaran leh,wax tarka ah iyo dareenka wadaniyadeed horena loogu dilay shakhsiyaad badan oo mudnaan gaar ahaaneed lahaa(Culumaa-udiinka,Hogaan Dhaqameed, Aqoonyahano, Saraakiil sarre,Abwaano iyo kuwo ka mid ahaa bahda warbaahinta)inkastoo su'aali imaaneeyso ah(ka hadalka Xildhibaanka arr.jubooyinka)iyo isku deeyga dilkiisa???Urur ahaan waxnu u ragnaa tallaabadaas mid naxdiinteeda leh, balse Allah mahadii inuu ka badbaadeey Xildhibaan Xiddig,nasiib wanaag gacanta lagu dhigay kuwo falkaas fulin lahaa,anagoo rajeeyneeyna in la soo bandhigo eedeeysanayaashaas oo aan arrinta la marin habkii suuqa madoow ahaa ama xeelado kale la adeegsan hadii shakhsiyaadka la garto, runtiina angoo shaki weyn iyo amaano xumo ku qabna hey'adaha Garsoorka iyo Boliiska-ba,una aragna in eey qeyb ka yihiin dhibaatada,tacadiga iyo fal-dembiyeedyada magaaladda muqdisho ka dhacaaya(Duqa Magaaladuna ku eedeeyeey Taliska Boliiska masuuliyad dayacid iyo karti daro-ba). -Ustaad-Xassan C/Laahi Sh.Maxamed(Xassan Carab)- -Afhayeenka Dhaq-dhaqaaqa Somaaliyeed Nabadda,Midnimadda Iyo Cadaaladda. -Feb-25-2012.

Abwaan;921540 wrote: Tilla adigu maka war haysaa hoteelka AMISOM ilaaliso? duck duck hannoo dambaysee. Abwaan, Xidig wuu idinka fakadey ee bal nin kale aad madaxa usoo duubataan orod raadiya! And yes, Amisom is responsible for the security of all government officials including MPs.

And some got mad that I called Culosow an Al Shabab sympathizer. Saaxiibyaal, if it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it's probably a duck. Hassan Culusow is Al Shabab.

Haatu;921522 wrote: Tillamook, you better improve my characters image in your tale or else waryaa. How did I get beaten by a skinny fish eater? Haatu, ciyaari waa gelin dambe ma maqli jirtey? lol:D

^ Blue, am in a bit of a twist... In the story, should I make Abtigiis a lover or a rapist? Which direction do you think will the plot really thicken and we will get the most bang for our buck?

Nuune, while your intentions are noble I believe a centrally planned economy would be disastrous for Somalia. Unlike many other countries, Somalia has a great opportunity to get things right from the get go once some modicum of lasting peace and security is established throughout the country. The last thing we want is a big government that will pick winners and losers in the economy of the nation. I believe such government involvement will stifle economic competition and promote favoritism. But a free market economy on the other hand will free the people and thereby unleash innovation and generate prosperity for all. I believe, if there is a demand for any of those development projects outlined in your Vision, some enterprising fellow will rise to the task and provide it for the public--- and in return become filthy rich. So the only thing the government should involve itself in is to ensure justice for all and equality in front of the law...the rest am sure the Somali people can do for themselves way more effectively and efficiently.

Abtigiis, good to have you back on this forum man. As you know by now, I've been working on a piece of fiction for sh!ts&giggles, and having you not around has rather dampened things a little. Expect fresh installments of my fadhikudirir thread

Muqaal ku sabsan magaalada Beledweyne iyo ciidamada Jabuuti ka socda ee AMISOM (VIDEO) Ciidamada ka socda dalka Jabuuti ayaa ka duwan ciidamada kale ee AMISOM, marka la eego dhanka dhaqanka, luuqada iyo diinta, waxaana si fudud ay u dhexgaleen bulshada reer Beledweyne, iyada oo bulshadu si weyn u soo dhaweysey, muuqaalka hoos ka dawo..

oba hiloowlow;921431 wrote: lmfao Awdheegle,bariire,Mahadaay and Janaale got captured a week ago, Buulo burde will be captured the coming days from two different areas, Beledweyne road and mahadaay road, Baraawe will be captured the coming day as well. Oba, this is news to me, and if it were true all the major news portals would have run with such a story. Sxb, don't apologize for the ineptitudes of our dear President. It is an open secret that a great many Al Shabab operatives have sought shelter under the damjadiid umbrella and are now close advisors of his. His days in Villa Somalia are numbered.

Raamsade;921354 wrote: War secessionist maxaa ka galay Kismaayo iyo soonahaa? We have Kenyan Somalis, Ethiopian Somalis and now we have the much loathed secessionist poking their noses in the affairs of Kismaayo. No wonder the city hardly enjoyed peace and stability. The problem, however, is this ill-thoughtout Federalism. It can not and will not work for any parts of Somalia south of Galguduud. North of Galguduud, it may work as those regions are inhabited by sub-sub clans with clearly defined boundaries. South of Galguduud is too diverse for federalism to work. This Jubbaland project will not succeed because Somali clan politics is sub-sub clan affair. Oh ye of no faith(pun intended)--The Jubaland Express qofna looma joojinayo. Next stop will be the Bay/ Bakool region, followed by Hagland. These future regions and the ones that already exist will make up the federal republic of Somalia. Now if you fear your Hag clan won't have much territory to reign over, that is no concern of ours. I suggest you guys start taking a proactive role instead of trying to hinder the progress of Somalia. But then again, you were always followers...