1. The Chrysalids by John Wyndham 2. Wuthering Heights by Brontë 3. Daughter of Fortune by Allende ...and the best HP book would have to be Prisoner of Azkaban by far!

I love all the Molly movies: Sixteen Candles, Breakfast Club, and especially Pretty in Pink...they each came with a briliant soundtrack! :cool:

oh come on, don't leave us hanging...we don't have good upper body strenght!!!

shoot, he better send it in full...lol...furniture!

what happened to all the Ryerson peeps!...this place is full of nutty brits

Somalia, wonderful!!! :eek: Am I reading that correctly! Dear God, I think the blazing sun has fried her brain! But in all seriousness, I suppose it depends on where you’re at. I went to Mogadishu last summer and from the get go it was horrible. I was there for six months and during those six months nothing changed. I kept hoping the gunshots would stop, even if for one day, but nothing. It didn’t stop during Ramadan nor it did for Eid. The little faith I had in Somalia vanished when I left that country….but hey, apart from fearing for your life every second, I say it was great!

LMAO!!! ewwww...uuufff...thats gross in sooo many levels! :eek:

if only my father was that bargain driven..i could have already hooked up with some multi-billionaire already!!!

tsk! Tsk! TSk!...new yorkers, always thinking about themselves...lol

LMAO!!! thats a classic....still gets u cracking though!!!

i'm sitting here thinking how desperate one person can possibly get... that was disturbing, yet funny! but man, there are some seriously sexually frustrated people out there!!!

the somali language is so darn complicating. when i speak it, i get made fun of, and when i don't speak it, i get made fun of: there is no escape in this endless torture! p.s. it feels good to me back, loads changed though; been on a hiatus

what ever happened to living fast and dying young? :cool:

one powerful word: OOUCH!!!!LOL :eek: :rolleyes:

i don't log off because i wouldn't know how to log back; you see, i don't know what my password is, besides, its just soo much easier to keep it logged on!

Two businessmen seated on an airplane noticed a Muslim man sitting in front of them. One of the men says to the other with a wink: "I was going to go to Africa until I found out that half the country is Muslim, so I don't want to go there". The other man says, "Well how about Saudia Arabia then?" The first man says: "No way, Saudia Arabia is loaded with those Muslims too." The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his companion says: "The Muslims have spread out over the whole country; every time I turn around there I bump into one." The men are watching and can see that the Muslim man is fidgeting and getting kind of agitated about their conversation. The fella who started the teasing decides to really get him mad and says: " really wanted to go to Pakistan? But that place is crawling with Muslims" At this, the Muslim man has had it and finally turns around in his seat and sweetly says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? I hear that there aren't any Muslims there!"

If only things could be easier, then life would be all that and a bag of chips!!!! But tis never good to live in a dream land; we must realize that reality is....

YIKES!!!!! :eek: LOL, he'll learn never to mess with women again!!!

LMAO, gurl u got jokes!!!! Bravo to you!!!

LMAO...soo soo very true..at least for the states!!

LMAO...soo soo very true..at least for the states!!

LMAO, i loved the indian one!!!

Hi, It is bad to mock based on nationality....but this is too funny not to ************************************************** The Italiano tourist wrote a complaint letter to the Manager of a hotel in London. The letter read as follows: Dear Signor Diretorre, Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as a young man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the receptione and tell: "I wanna shit". They tella me "Go to the toillett". I said "No,no.I wanna shit in my bed". They said "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawab!tch". What is sonnawab!tch?! I go down to ristorante for breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress and point to toast "I wanna pisss". She tella me "Go to the toillett". I say "No, no. I wanna piss on my plate". she then say to me "You bloody fella better not piss on the plate, you sonnawab!tch". Second person who do not even know me and call me sonnawab!tch! What is sonnawab!tch? Later I go dinner into restorante. Spoon and knife is laid but no fock. I tella waitress" I wanna fock", and shell tella me "Sure everybody wanna fock". I tell her "No, No. You don't understande. I wanna fock on the table". She then tell me "So you sonnawab!tch, wanna fock on the table? Get your *** outa here!" So I go to the receptione and ask for bills I no wanna stay in your hotel no more. When I have pay the bills, the porter say to me "Thank you and peace be with you" I say "Piss on you too, you sonnawab!tch" I go back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you sonnawab!tch!!!

LOLz, gotta love the fool!!! Did you guys see the speech when he said " PAKIS"- does he realize its a racial term, not appreciated by others, I THINK NOT!!! can we say llllllloooooooosseeeeerr

When you can actually talk about ideas and events, why is it then that people choose to talk others? I think its time we....