1. I f you think you're fat, you probably are. . --------------------------------------------- ahaha this sh*t is so true

soomajeeste, inaar sheekadu ma dhameystirna taxanana ma aha sababtoo ah februar 2003 baa la qoray markey goormeey taxmi doontaa

If u r addicted to bad habits, how could u stop it? this may include: but not limited to surfing up.

keep calling his cell-phone. I mean call everynight, that will make him come back to you ( this works, i have seen it before)

loool@different tribes waraa it is 21st century,like qacqaac said jaahilnimo weyn weeye inaan gabadh ku guursato according to her qabiil. Man wake up

Heedhe wiilo, yaa dilay inanta muna ah. Heedhe sheekada inta danbe maba fahmin

looooooooool this is reminded me somali airline

Hibo nuro, is this to be funny? coz u r in the jokes section

waa wareeey sheekadaan wey igu socotaa cirbad camal baashi soo boobsii abaa qiso igu dhacday u egtahee kix kix kix

In USA , they didn't understand what " The Rest of the world " meant. --------------------------------------- kkkkkkk that is more than true lol

yaab badanaa... according to our(somali) culture,ma haboona in nin iyo xaaskiisa isku qab qabsadaan gacmaha dariiqa dhexdiisa

Kinda funny

yes,when talking to ur spouse lol My Q why men never have garoob?

loooooooooool this is so funnyyyyy and also trueee walee

ehhm foorjo? u mean wajigaaga maka taqaanaa kud-kudo kumaandoos ahoo koofida ka dhaceyso... kkk

kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk and probably bring grand ma too

Ina Lillahi Wa ina Ileyhi Rajicun Walidiinta dhimatay Allaha u naxariisto... idinkina samir iyo iimaan

OG, who would u cut, OG_Moti? lol

lol chinese-kaaa idilay

If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___ --------------------------------------- kkkkkk that made me laugh si aan caadi ahheeen

Mine will gonna be cheaaaaaaap.... i will spend less $$$$

Thanks Garbo tuujiye sxb....waa dhawahee, iyaah meesha waa isku dhacee haye lakin usheeg gabdhahaan ha soo fiirinina dheh wilkaan coz waxbaa kasi ah.. waraa holla at you guys later meel usii carariye

Amego Holla...Jabarjaan in the house... Y'all look good except those who don't look