Where's the fashion police when needed? What's with the hair do? As my reer waqooyi friend would say 'that's so nineteen kala yaacii dee'...Wiilkaaba dhaama...And if he looked at his watch one more time for the 133rd time, I was ready to slap him thru the monitor... Nothing extraordinary about their voices or the video...Waa iska typical... Had it been Nimoco Dareen or Saynab Laba Dhagax sheekada bariga dhaaxaa bey mari leheed...

Originally posted by Oodweyne: I am sure of it, that by now, it's getting rather stale kind of tiresome; but then, again, nothing of the elevated discourse was ever expected from the likes of you. Particularly with that flea-bag of a brain of yours, to begin with,....heh,....lassy.... Somehow or the other, by the way, I get the impression that a "village jester"; particularly of the female kind must have been pronounced missing in Canada ( at least by an entertaining troup of circus performers ). Since, it's the case that we behold a replica of her in you right here of SOL .... H-A-L-L-E-L-U-J-A-H!!! You did listen...Finally, a paragraph with two senteces separted by a period...H-A-L-L-E-L-U-J-A-H!!! Keep this up and we might get somewhere...There is definately hope for you Oodoow...I am not giving up, no way jose... Now what were you saying about Xiin? Something about a bunching bag? Are we talking about the same Xiin, who, with just two sentences (seperated by a period of course) can get a TKO when it comes to you yaa dear ol'Ooda? Heck I can even get a TKO with you, don't let the pretty face fool you! Keep practicing your commas, semicolons, etc - what are they called again? Oh yea, punctuations!

^What in Allah's name are you saying? Aboowe horta stop making each damn sentence in to a paragraph, and lay off the commas a little will yah? Shiish...Madaxaaba naxanuujisee... since, I am a gentleman Ummm, am I reading this correctly or are my eyes playing trick on me like Oodweynoo marqaansan? Walaalo, we were never engaged in anything for me to want to withdraw...Marka kaligaa isla sheekeyso, which you seem to enjoy a lot, so long as you don't answer yourself... Now what is this obsession with Xiin, I see his name bolded twice in your post? Ma'amaan aanan ogeyn baa meesha ka socota? Mise are we chewing again tonite and the marduuf is spelling out X-I-I-N to you, or we have work tomorrow oo kii xalaa wili kugu jira? Ciao Bel

Benvenuto bella TimidaRosa!

Oh lord, war I am not bothering to read this rubbish ee enjoy what's left of your marduuf...Had you spend half of your time in reality, and not chewing your life away with khaat and 'make-believe' history aduun baa kuu kala kici lahaa...Yup Raanida was an honest business man who read the kutub on his spare time... Bal caawa intaa kuseexo...

Originally posted by AfricaOwn: ^^ You're fake. You're not even from Awdal. Adi maa umaadiis kadhaliyay? This guy Somali Castro is giving the secess and her goons a bloody nose in SOL. Aamiin to that! Somali Castro, welcome! History as it is and history as S/landers want to see it are like night and day...Thanks for taking the time to state the facts!

^If this helps you sleep better at night, go right ahead and knock yourself out...However, history can not be changed...I guess we can overlook Raanida's minor involvement in the torture and killings of innocent civilians on a massive scale in the *rusheyntii* 88/89 under the Barre government, hence Raanida is your president...Sure dear, sure! Again marqaanka badan dhibaatadaan buuleeyahay...It might cause some to forget/block part of history, while under the influence, which seems to be 24/7...Balse waxaas caado bey idiintahay, no?

^I guess Raanida kutaab buu aqrinaayay all this while soo ma'aha, dear ol'Ooda? Yup, gotta be inuu kutaab aqrinaayay while the likes of Ali Samatar eydadkiina dhameynaayeen, otherwise you wouldn't have been calling him your President of your so-called koontari! War dheesha xageykasocotaa baan ku idhi... Marqaanka dhibaatadaan buu leeyahay... EDIT: I suggest you don't mention my mother again!!!Waa iga talo!!!!!

Originally posted by Suldaanka: ^^Once he gets the "immunity" stripped away, markaa ayaa wada sheekaysanaynaa yaa 'IF' uun soo ma'aha? Until then there isn't really anything for all of you to yap about dee...I guess the calaacal and playing the victim card (oh lord is it ever tiresome seeing this show for the past two decates :rolleyes: ) comes naturally...

Originally posted by Emperor: Adeer turn in everyone including Riyaale, or no one else waa kabul dheh, Ina Cali Samatar hadii lagu eeganayaa tol maleh, ragii awalba u istaagay ayaa hadana u istaagaa, all the Somalis in America ayaa tol unoqonaya sidi awalba dhacday. Hadaan awoodo, dahab baan ku daadin lahaa the ground you walk on for making the above statement...Soomaali oo dhan *excluding kuwa jiran ee cuqdada iyo ficilka kabuuxa* baa garab istaagtay Mudane Mohamed Ali Samatar...Wilina wey garabtaagan yihiin...Waligoodna wey garabtaagnaan doonaan insha'allah... Mudane Mohamed Ali Samatar did not run away before and has no reason to run away now, sorry to burst your bubbles people... We have the right to forgive and the right to sue laguyeh...You forgive Raanida, yet sue Ali Samatar miyaa? I guess the crimes committed by Raanida are fogivable ones, saa isaga xoolo/xayawaan uun buu dilay miyaa? Intee ciyaarta kasocotaa bal! L'ignoranza è la più grande forza!!!

^You read a reply that I READ? How do you know I READ it bisinkee? You mean wrote? Yup since 2002, waanku duqoobay meesha...

^Paragon? What DA! Is that you? War waad ii been guurtay oo qofkalaan kuu heystay...Kaaga daranee markuu Xiin 'Paragon waanku salaamay' leeyahay waxaan is iri war inanku miyuu waashay mise waaloo soo socdaa - intuu Paragon uga jeedaa... Waalagaa qaaday salaanta...Bal hadaa adigii tahay iga raali noqo, dooro gawrac kuma dhihi karee...Bal hal geel ah ubiree...

Originally posted by Abwaan: loool...KK adiga wax maa isku ogtahay waa yaabe? You know what one of the wonderful Somali wisdoms say "Waa beryey sacabbo laguma dedi karo" If one wants to clean this place they don't need me to name individuals and that is not the point here... the point is inay shaqadooda qabsadaan si meeshaan nadiif u ahaato...if one allows in la is kalbakelbeeyo in the first place and allow for some individuals inay ku talax-tagaan dadka then sheekada faraha waa ka bexee waxayna gaaree then in ban iyo wax aan loo baahnayn meesha yimaadaan. I beleive that the majority of members here are decent people and don't think that they came here to waste their time on nac nac or dembi mutaystaan... LOOOOOOOOL@kalmadahaas...Gosh, goormaa igu dambeysay inaa maqlo...Thnx Ani wax iskuma ogi, lest you thought 'far bugto iyo meesheeda is og'... On a serious note though, can you imagine if this place was squeaky clean? *YAWN* aa ka dhicileheed everytime we log on...Xoogaa wasaq waaloo baahan yahay...And we have to keep in mind that admin and MODs are humans just like us, they can't keep up with every *dhuuso* (for a lack of better word) yeerto...Overall, SOL is the best forum I've seen so far and they are doing a pretty good job keeping it decent...

^Why? Do you have a buyer for him? LOL Bob, very tempting offer waaye ee maa iga deysid, dambiyadeydii kale aa iga badanee...

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka: Tell the sister inaan dooro laga cunin dhulkeena. I am almost offended. KK, we are the people of geel and plenty of adhi. Malaay dabato ma nihin. Anyway, thanks for the effort. Malaay? War malaayga maskaxduu kordhiyaa, ee malaha waa waxa kaa maqan... Dooro is the offer on the table now, take it or leave sxb... A shiisha session with A&T, NG, Duceysane and Che? Rag culus baa meesha isugu keenteen...MPLS isn't big enough to handle you fellas...Bal ana igu dara qolka kale baan sheekada kasoo dhageysanee with my mushakal casiir enjoying the Soomaaligalbeed jokes...

^Ha is xabeejininhee hadaadanba ogeyn iney soo noqonayaan iyo inkale...Marx waala ogaa inuu rabo inuu soo noqdo nooh... I am just a member of SOL, though some eey umaleeyaan in special treatment la'isiiyo, I have the utmost respect for the site's rules and try not to break them the best I can...But I am only human, mar mar dhif ah sheekadu wey ila taraaraxdaa...Laakiin waxaa daran sidii kutaantii in marba qof lagu boodo...

Originally posted by underdog: *Ring* "Hello, Krystaal? it's George, remember me?... yeah...remember the implants I paid for before you ran off with the cop who kept giving me tickets everyday? ...uh huh...yeah well, I spoke with my lawyer and you have to pay me $28,432.12 or give me back the rack." Those are some cheap breast implants, Mexico muu uga soo galiyayna, anigu yaabayee? She can't have his kidney, cheat on him and not let him see his kids...NO WAY! Markaan caafimaaday aankaa tagaa war ma'aha...Kilida ha iska soo celiso, see ku timid haku baxdo...

^Well hand it over then dad isticmaalayaa buuxee...

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: waar get me one anigana bal Ilaahay igaga yaaboo ,,, Waadh inanku tuugmo badanaa bisinkee? Shib naga dheh anaa kuusoo diraayee *in ten years*... About the iphone, it is indeed handheld computer, will have to agree with you on that point, I think Libaax-sanka got himself one as well, now we are making group soon of iphone users, and would be sharing tips alot in here, like how we can come up to develope Somali applications in Somali language. That is a great idea...Good luck...

Originally posted by Xidigo*: Alle ubaahne, Xalane iyo Fanisha Ee bas hee Xidigo, dadkaan sankaa naga galgalisaa sxb...Why were they banned horta? Mexeyse kuu yihiin, they just can't be good nomads you met through SOL? I'll be in the front row, with my colourful homemade banner yelling 'BARING BACK ALLE UBAAHNE! BARING BACK XALANE! BARING BACK FANISHA!' Why don't they just register under a different username? Or a better question is, would they want to come back after being banned? I sure as hell wouldn't! I am too proud to beg dee...

^Hee see isku qalqaloocinaayaan kama helin? Waxaaba iigu daran kan yaree choruska heesaya, Ralph Tresvant wanna be... Heesta maxumo, specially miraheeda, but habka loo heesaya iyo musicga iyo say knock-off rappers isaga dhigaayaan baa dishay...Xoogaa cusboda ash ma'aha... I was actually moving my head while watching the video...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@set dhahab oo dubaay lagakeene miyaa??? It is not hadaadan i rabin kilida miiska saar, wax bey ahaan leheed hadii waxkale lagu kala tagi lahaa, laakiin isagoo uu qabo bey nin laseexatay...If for not any other reason, anbo soo celi waa dhihi lahaa just to see without it bal hadeey wax laseexato iyo inkale...

Why not if it still working?

What da? She can't be sleeping around with his kidney in her, wah! I say it is only fair, she should give it back...Let's see if she'll be sleeping around then...

Originally posted by roobleh: ^^Somalilander-nimo is an allegiance to the Somaliland Republic, its customs and institutions. And Somalilander is a person who is a citizen of that country. Sifiican baan kuu fahmay, balse a country meesha majiro...