Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka: KK Is strong candidate, laakin waxaan maqlay maqlay busy line keedu. Since 1999 buu busy ahaa linekeyga...Li'anoo uusan ahaan leheen, labaatan iyo laba application waa soo dhiiban lahaa - each under a different name of course...

Oo ma duluc baa surwaalka kugu xidhan? lol Tuute waaye lee idheh?

^Maya maya, ani Nuunka aa magac badashay maba asmici kari...He's the only few members left with their original nicks, now it is Abnu hebel, what will be next - Niikiyoow? No no... JB, anigaa? War xishoo bisinkee, qandho cirid kufoolxul...Runtii, how many applications baan qarsatay, hade birina waa Jimcee day?

^Ilaa iyo hada wax ey soo sheegeen maleh (JB, NG, & Xiin)...I am sure each gathered a few applications by now, as A&T is a hot *xaax* ticket...Ee ragaan iyagaa ismeeleynaya marka hore baan filayaa... Nuune, iga raali noqo walaalkiis, it'll take me time to get used to you with this nick...Waa xishoonooyaa xoogaa...

^Maya maya, habaar wexey noqon leheed hadaan ku dhihilahaa 'surwaalka kaa dhun'... hahahahahaaaa - wax waalan...

^War meesha ka dhaqaaji baa lagu yidhi...Qaadba hadii lasoo hadal qaado idinkoo wada gariiraya baad dadka kusoo sacsacdaanee... 'Cidna qaad kuma caayi kartid' kuyeh...Sheekuuba wadaayee...Shimee qaad ka hadalkiis caay noqday? Minow caay yahayana iska dhaafa hee, wah...Just think of that feeling when you're heading out for a qaad session? See, it is not caay! Qof walba wuxuu yahay isagaa is og, marka move on dear...Hadii kale noqo 'fartii bugtay iyo meesheedii is ogaa', maanta dhan meelaha ka bood bood... JB, waanku salaamay...I know you're one of the very few this 'qaad gariir' kafakaday...Mise adoo cimrigaas eh baad ku biirtay hada? Sheemo...

nuune ibnu Al-Kisaa'i HOLDA EF-UP!!! WHAT? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS? LEESH! PERCHE! ABAIR LIOM CAD CHUIGE?

^Gabadhu waa gaadhi...Vruuum vruuum... Haneefah, waali meaningkeeda baan bari lahaa the day he does waxaas iyo wax udhow...Ani is macneys ma'aqaano, anaa masaakiin with seefo hoos ugu jiraan...

^ Originally posted by nuune: Koolo lool@dooro, iga tag wax waalan aa tahee, Tuujiye hanagu soo kicin asoo dhahaayo dooro kalliifkeed aan aamaa uu inta soo galaa Heestii mexee eheed horta: Dooro kaliifkeed, meelaku aamee, MUUFOO!!!

Haneefah, baabuur iska ilaalina madheheen, ee isku dhig baabuurta aan dhihilhaa with a few colourful kalmado... Originally posted by nuune: Oo wali ma sheekadii Jaariyada ayaa socoto, I blame Koolo for starting this Afkaa suubso aan ku iri... Now is this a coincident or what, why are all the married women in this thread?..Loooooooool, maxaa laa baqaneysaan? yaah..hehe HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA...Geesi aan iska dhigoynaa ee nadaa!

Originally posted by *Blessed: If anything the maid is tending to the womans needs, it's the men that aught to be worried..LOl Astaqfirullah. I know eh! If I could afford a maid, I probably would've had one long ago...Be it the maid, storekeeper, co-worker, heck even a hooker, if he wants to cheat he'll cheat - it is all about how aad uga aarsato... Like Blessed said, there's nothing the wife can do...Marka maidka isma dhaafinaayi for the sake of 'what if'...Hadee foolxuntahayna all the more better... A little sheeko of the sweetest revenge on a husband, a true story happened in Kenya: After moving to Kenya from Canada a few years ago, naagbaa inta uur yeelatay kusoo noqotay Canada to have the child...Long story short, she had the baby, went back to Kenya to her husband...She found out he was doing the maid...She confronted the maid, who admitted to the allegations...The maid was fired on the spot...AwKasban wondered where the maid went or what happened to her...So acting all casual, he asked his wife 'oo meeday heblaayo ayaamahaan'... WIFE: Oo maadan maqal miyaa, the authorities found out she had Aids, they came and took her a few days ago and deported her... In shock, AwKasban didn't sleep for days and couldn't tell his wife of the affair...He went to his doctor to get checked...Worried hadii loo dhiman karo isagoo u dhiman rabo, bey one day the wife told him how she made up the aids story for cheating on her... Let's just say he hasn't looked at another one ever since... Hadaan ahaan lahaa naagtaa, walee inaanan usheegeen inaan ugu talagalay oo eysan gabadha aids qabin, horeyna waa usii burin lahaa isaga...

Qudhac, topic isn't closed, wah...We're just getting started...Maxaa adi topic qaad kusaabsan uga gubanee? That's what I don't understand... On a serious note, aniga sheeko kama dhigin...Ee like I said before, someone used qaad/sigaar as an example instead of the more important things in life...So I thought there surely must be something/anything more important worth mentioning that's worth $10 in Hargeysa than qaad as an example, specially in a thread where horumarka wadanka lagaga hadlaayo (ie. gasoline company)...Understood! Now we can close this topic...What's next?

^^Hehehehehe@macasha uga fuq...Ma'ila aragtaybo...Meeshii jaad lagu sheego waa la'isku habar wacanaa...Kahadalkii xataa...Shiish... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@waa ceeb in our culture...That is as real as me being 11 years of age... Wadhyee Qudhacoow, dee walaalo adiga wixii kuu dumara bar iney ceebtahay in qaad iyo marqaanka eysan ka hadal... Hadaad cunikartaan, maxaan looga hadli karin oo ceeb kadhigay anigu yaabayee? Ka hadalkii haduu ceeb yahayse maxaa loo cunaa? Qaad anyone!

^Yea, says a lot about waxa jaadka cuna ee marqaansan...Bal hadeydaan wax isku ogeen, maxaa idin gubaya idinka oo aad meela uga soo haadeysaan? Truth hurts, soo lama odhan jidhin horta Qudhacooq?

Inaalilaahi wa'inaa ileyhi raajicuun...Allaha unaxariisto kuligood...

^Deep indeed! The next time I may have to say no, I'll keep this in mind...

Originally posted by Qudhac: bal tan yare siyad ku walatay, walaal take a rest sometimes and chill Waadh ka beydh baan ku idhi... Ooda, which statement burnt you this time? Someone (from your peeps) used 'jaad' as an example, where jaad has no business being mentioned (gas costing $10 and not $50), not I...Bal ilaahaan kugu dhaarshee, sheekadu xaageebuu jaad kasoo galaa? C'mon, you're still not stuck on that marqaan comment I made days ago, are you? You got my attention now, what's up? Warka soo daa! None about jaad though pls...

^You thought I was a knock-off of some sort? Thnx...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@if i had serial killer tendencies today she would be the FIRST to DIE!! Evil child!!! It is always hard saying no to those adorable, big, round puppy eyes, but we (parents) have to put our foot down and say NO - like to 'a third Bikermice from Mars toy'... It is even harder to stick to our NOs'...O'the guilt!!!

@fear of wife...Touché Many strong, god fearing give in to temptation...Many! Nin walbo is honest, loyal, god fearing, self respecting, wife loving man, wife respecting man, until he pulls some shidh like inuu naag kale kuugu dulkeeno...But all have different reasons, some even justifiable...

Me, shipping lanes? Nuunka, dooro maa meesha joogto wah? Wey dhowdhowdahay kuyeh... Gheele, @a male maid... No comment there...As for the bikini, I am not worried so much of the bikini as much as I am worried about going under water...100K ciyaar ma'ehee day?

A-A-A-A-A-A-A MY TOES, MY FINGERS, MY NOSE, MY EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! !@*(&)*&$ !)(*)(*#@ &%$#@!!! Damn COLD WEATHER!!! The 18 years I've been here I don't think I've experienced this, SHIDH! Mind you, there has been winter days/nights where I have to take two or even at times three buses to get to school/work...I just had to cross the street to get to my car...Walahi, crossing the street, I couldn't breath in...And while sitting in my car, waiting for it to heat-up I could feel my toes oo barafoobooyo!!!!!!! Damn COLD WEATHER! &$%$@% #&^#%$ I hate Canada on days like today! And soon as I walk in, what does my daughter wanna do? She wants to hug and kiss mommie...Ma wexeysan iga roorinaa soon as I touched gacanteed...

Gheele, A&T waa horaa lakala dafi lahaa eekadaa meesha...War it is one thing when another woman ninka wadato ama uu guursado, but totally sheeko cusub when the maid is the one sleeping in your bed, while you are at another country having the fools' child...

Originally posted by *Blessed: Not all men@ NG. Saqajaan men. Kuwa badanoo aan saqajoomo eheen can easily be influenced...After all wuxu waa 'men', they don't have one brain only... Heedhe naagihii wey daleceen...Hada nimanka waalakala boobaa, and the more dayuus he is the more in demand baan umaleynayaa... :mad:

This certainly isn't a follow-up to A&T's topic for a 2nd wife vacancy position... Read on... It almost sounds too good to be true: Get paid approximately $100,000 US for a six-month gig as Island Caretaker on Hamilton Island in Australia. Your duties while in the Great Barrier Reef? -Explore the islands of the Great Barrier Reef -Swim -Snorkel -Make friends with the locals -Enjoy the tropical Queensland climate and lifestyle -Report to a global audience weekly via blogs, photo diaries and videos -Talk to the media -Love the sea, sun and outdoors This elaborate marketing and PR campaign by Tourism Queensland kicks off its three-year, $1.7 million global marketing campaign aimed at increasing the profile of Queensland's Great Barrier Reef islands. They stretch from Bundaberg in the state's south to the Tropical North. Candidates must go through a genuine recruitment process that includes submitting an application, taking part in interviews and meeting Australian visa requirements. The successful candidate will be paid a salary package of AUD $150,000 (about $100,000 US) for the six-month contract and will receive round-trip airfare from the nearest capital city in his/her home country; accommodation on Hamilton Island; travel insurance for the contract period; computer with Internet; digital video and stills camera access; and travel to a number of the other Islands of the Great Barrier Reef. Applications are being taken until Feb. 22, 2009. Ten candidates will be selected and visitors to www.islandreefjob.com will select one wild card candidate. The final 11 shortlisted candidates will be flown to Hamilton Island in early May 2009 for the final selection process and the six-month contract will begin on July 1, 2009. Link Who the hell would want to take this job? They should just hand it to me, as it have my name written all over it... :cool: