Originally posted by sheherazade: Graphic shots of vaginas are inappropriate for this forum. Doesn't have to be porn. LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!! OMG, this is by far the funniest piece I've read in the women's section for a very loooooooong time...Naa maxaa tiri...LOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOL...Afkaaga caano lagu qabay...

Good dear...How's life?

Originally posted by Shakina: KK as usual waad iska haadeshey, but wa caadi. I expect nothing more. Why the need to reply if you expected nothing from iska hadalkeyga? Unless nabar yar aan taabtay? Kasii wad hadalka meesha...

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: ayeeyo - here is kab iyo dhagax - iska ceeli tan burco ka timid. Ayeedaa iyo awoowgaaba lajanee...War sharafteyda meel ha'uga dhicin...Mexey tahay kab iyo dhagaxa aad sheegeyso...Iska daa masaakiintaan hadaa this whole 'Somaliland' 'Hargeysa' 'Burco' iyo wixii la'mid ah kucusub yihiinee...Wah! Anaga hadaan reer Qardho nahay booto vocab keena kuma jiro, one look and you'd know exactly where you stand, markaaseey badankood cagaha wax kadayaan...AyShakina , maskiintaan maalina Ghani maalina Sheherazade maalina wexey kasoogaarto noola imaanoyso faraha kaqaad...Iyadaaba iska wareersan! Paragon, caku iyo maxaan kudhahaa...Inanta weykuu hiilineysee xeytahay daadiska intaas le'eg laakiin?

ISSERIYOLE, naga daa yaaqoo, waa ujeedaa ciyoowbo jiririco aa dad kubilaabatee! Kadaa ina hooyo, kadaa... Ahhh, Qardho markaan aqriyay, I wanted to respond "Hee"...

Originally posted by Hassan_B: Dear SOL: I divorce you thrice!!! Thrice soo micneheeda three times ma'aha? Hade igaarka waxaan filayaa inuu diinta igu dhaamo, laakiin haduu mar SOL sadex kufuray kasoo laabasho maleh...War hooy kajoog...Haye haye, bal intee cudada jirto kasoo fikir? Ani waayaabee, waxaa SOL happy ku eheen, tartiibtood lee iridee kasoo galeen maka siibaxaanoo? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by Tuujiyee: Waxaan hada garoonka u furayaa labada nin oo kala ah Ina Manexe Majixinjixe Asbax oona ku magac gaaban MMA iyo ina jeesto oona ku magac gaaban Nuune qondha la niikis badnaatayee!!! See topic ga u dhihi karaa 'Old School Reunion', yet you only call MMA & Nuune? Garoonka wuxuu u furan yahay kuyeh! Minaa banooni rabtiin inaa ka sheekeysiin 'Sports' section baa meesha jira...Sheemo! :mad: JB isqorkiisaa iigu daran? Yaa u wacday, war soo soco waryaa, nagasoo bixi meeshaan!!!

Originally posted by * Prince *: Kool kat, haa abaayo posso la parlare abbastanza ma non sono ancora perfetto, laaki weli waa baranooyaa, adi waa ka wadataa an u malenayaa since the girlz rather liked it. Barbaratooy ma'u ekid, sheekadaada booyaasooyinka xataa waaka badisaa aftalyaani... Ani kuma hadli ee hooyadeey aan labadoo kadafay...IOnglese mi dà mal di testa, halahaas ha'iiga ekaato afkeyga hooyo waxaan eheen...Kuwesto kuwaa madax xanuun umasoo taagnaan kari...

Maryan Mursal is like a Jookar, meelwalbey gali kartaa...Raanida xataa waalugu cunikaraa...Shaanus ama iskaalo ama iskorsaar, meelwalbo caadi ee ugalee...Rageedii, madoobey hala dhaafa waryaadaa...

^Ashahadu anlaa'ilaaha ilalaah! Xaakudaaray? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OL@Sagatuuro, moorada muxuyidiin, and kaasabobalaare...NUU UNKA, thnx... Tu parla italiano @Prince? C'è qualcosa di molto sexy sulla che lingua!!! But not the people...

Yaaya. Aree xaa tiri? Waaba yaabee H$M saa'id ayaa meel weyn ugu dhigteen. Dukaankaan waagaa ka adeegan jiray caasho iyo jaamac meeshaas lagu arko iska dhaafee, xataa sida loogu waco ma garan jirin magacaas. Ej-em ku heyn jireen, not Ejenem. Bwah wahwahwahwah...Heheh eheheheeeee...Xataa anaa? Anaa KK hadana? Yarka qaafka reer SOL aaku cabeysid ani ha'igu wadin yaah...Walahi laakiin HM markaan arkay, si daacad dhaafsan aan u qoslay... H&M minaad waa hore taqaanay, why the sudden faanis? Polo shirts waligood haayeen...Mise the quality of it aa isbadashay? Sheekoy ku nacay...Borobiyo waagii topigaan bilaabanaayay aa H&M Canada lagu furay, five years later aa faanis kubilaawday, as if uu yahay a newfound dukaan...Something isn't adding up here, xisaabtana waan ku fiicnahay... Walaahi laakiin, HM aadaan ugu qoslay qof aan isla ognahay wajigiisaa ihoryimid...Saqajaan ...

Today was a spectacular day!!! Nothing tops eating gourmet street food at the Harbourfront...The best part of it all, it was only $5...YEA $5!!!!!!! Just the perfect family day...Might even go back tomorrow haduu rabi idmo...

Originally posted by Ibtisam: Look at the Qardo crew, waad isu habar waacanten!!! So here is some tissue you over sensitive people, learn how to take and accept facts, … sorry I mean jokes. Isu habar wacashada waala ogyahay dadka ku taqasusay... Pass me the tissue, unused one please, to take and accept the facts just as you did, mise wili inkiraad waaye sheekada dhinaciina?

Originally posted by Tuujiyee: Classic posts....man I missed dadkaan dhan. meeshaan waa is badashay yaaqee uff!! see u shidneed iyo kaftan ee u aheed iyo hada sida loo wada noqday wariyaal iyo maraxyaal loool... ar yaa ila shido meeshaan!!! we need a new crew!!! Walee waan xasuustaa waa SOL sidii dab holcaayo ushidneed...Dadkii waakala dhumeen...Kuwii harayna, iyagooba awalba farta iska gaareysay, ee hadana singlenimo ku duqoobeen... Minaa meeshaas wax ka sugtid cirkaa roob ku ogtahay... Teeda kale, gabar Hibo ladhahaayo aa meeshaan sidii caano boore iyo baraf camal uwalaaqijirtay aa xan igusoo gaartay, ee yaa qoftaas kawarhaayo? Must've been while I was on maternity leave from SOL...I can already sense it inaa qoftaas iyo crewgeeda sifiican ufahmilahaa... Tan sadaxaad, Nuune wili afSoomaali aan anigaba fahmin wuuku hadlaa, wax isbadalaa iska yar...Sheekada laakiin inuu single motherska shabin jiray shocked aan ku noqdaay...Kaaga dareenaa waagaasaa? Yaa yah, igaarka waa nafaqeysan yahay... Tan afaraad, MMA wili old soulkiisuu iska wataa...Meeshaa aragto "eeboow wadankeenii", "Xamar waala xumeeyay" uula taagan yahay...Laakiin hada H&M uuka adeegtaa, waxooga dhalinyarada in him aa iska soo iftiimoyso... Waxaan kashakiyay laakiin inuu Nuune soo tabatabary, hadaas usiga single mothers shabiyaa - barbaratooy waaye... Tan shanaad (ilaa toban lee amaan gaaraa bariga?), meshaan adaa noogooyay...Ani adaa ii iftiimin jiray...La'aantaa abaaraa dhacday...A&T oo sheekooyi dambi kugalinaayo aqriskooda aa yimid...NG oo waxoon iyo cantarabaqash qoraayaa joogo...Che oo latin lover loogu woco iyo Duceysane oo half a line kiisa niyad shigshig kuugu ridaayana waanoo joogaan...Ms DDna hamoogaan, waa gabadha kaliya afSoomaaligeeda aan aqrinkaro... Tan ugu dambeyso, JB oo reer Baro family kujirijiray oo born again Somalilander nowdayna meeluhuu copy and past raaxada nooga qaaday...Wariyaashan a meesha waaku badan yihiin, Meesha shid aan ku'iri SOL waakadantay waayahaan...Waxaa moodaa feynuus liifada loogaabshay inee ushidan tahay...Laakiin meeshaan waalagama maarmaan...Ilaah hanoo deysto walaalkeen meeshaan sida fiican noogu haayo iyo caawinayaashiisa, the best of its kind waaye no doubt...

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^ Ayeeyo loves me Ayeeyo love me not, aakuxigeyso hee minaa Qardho afka ku labatid! :cool: Nin aduun saaranoow maxaa aragti kuu laaban? Hadiiba ladhohooyo one of the pillars of Islam hala boycot gareeyo? Mardhow ashahaadada xataa awgaaloow aa wax ka dheefaayo waan maqli doonaa...

Originally posted by Abwaan: lol...Muufo...meesha Sambuus baan uga jeedaa muufo maba arkee ee see camal halka waqooyi ah ma iskaga dhexyaaceen muufadii iyo sambuuskii? Ma'ila aragtaybo? Dadkaan hadal eyba iska galeen, war aaway Moofada uu nagusoo xero galiyay wax dhoho uma jeedi! Oh lord, the funniest was the day I was at maqaayad Soomaali ah, koo JB in'adeerkiis eh lee madhahaayoo 'haa walaalo aniga moofoo iyo maraq baan dooni'...Ashahadu anlaa'ilaaha ilalaah, maskiin kii reer xamarka orderka qaadaayay 'Yaah?'...The look on the waiter's face was just to die for!!! Caku iyo carab qaloocan... Alla what I would give for qamiir right about now!

Israeli Woman Accidentally Discards Old Mattress With $1 Million Inside It is the kind of mistake that even the most understanding person might never forgive themselves for. And it has many asking if they'd be able to live with their own conscience if it happened to them. And while it's almost impossble to believe, sources swear it's true. We take you to the city of Tel Aviv in Israel where a woman claims she made a one-in-a-million mistake. The woman - who for obvious reasons doesn't want her name used - decided to buy her elderly mother a new mattress. It sounded like an innocent plan and when the new bedding arrived, she did what any of us would - tossed the old spring to the curb. It was dutifully taken away by local garbage men and left somewhere in a dump. But that somewhere has now become a matter of great urgency after the owner "woke up screaming" the next day, suddenly remembering she'd stuffed about a million dollars worth of U.S. and Israeli currency inside the now discarded mattress. It represented her entire life savings, leading the desperate woman to take drastic measures to try and find the missing item. She's scoured through piles of trash at the local dump (top left) hunting for any sign of it, praying it will be located before it's too late. So far, the million dollar mattress remains missing and there are fears it won't turn up. The dump in question receives about 2,500 tons of garbage per day, a sort of needle in a trash-stack. She claims a bad experience with banks led her to put her life savings in the mattress, but she never thought it would disappear and she can't believe she forgot it was there. The manager of the facility has hired extra security to keep treasure - or in this case, trasher hunters - away. And for now, the owner remains down in the dumps both geographically and mentally Source Sheekadaan mey hadana reer Israa'iil noo keeneen? Life savings lagu yeh...Xashac...

Originally posted by sheherazade: KK and Senora, is a shoe like this more comfortable if it's designer? I've had some designer shoes (high heels) that were not meant to be worn to walk, painful doesn't begin to describe it...But most of them are pretty comfy, provided they fit you...People make the mistake of buying the same size in all shoe types...Depending on the make of the shoe, I can wear a size 81/2 or a 10...Some shoes are made to fit smaller and other have wider fitting...It is all about how they fit... Teeda kale I am a true believer of 'xarago xanuun maleh'...

^My sentiments exactly...I was sure the topic title read 'A bright young Somali' sometime this morning...I now had the time to see it, and what do i read 'A bright young Sudani'...Marbaan is iri 'malaha anaa indho beelay'... He sure is a Single Rose in that rundown place called Regent Park...I hope there are a few more roses there...

I must've been on the same cheap shidh Tuujiye was on, when I missed MMA and Nin Yaaban's posts... Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiy aar: Nothing wrong barbaar badan la dhalo, oo dadkii dhalay u taalaa sababta u dhaleen iyo waxee u rabaan. Koriskoodana iyaga u taalaa. Ama haku koriyaan shab ama muruqooda, taas qof kale ee u taalo maleh. Dhaqan gaaleedka oo hal iyo laba la dhalaayo ma fiicno, run ahaantii. Irsaaqada Eebbe haayo, qof hadduu awoodo intuu dhalaayo ha dhalo. I never said there was anything wrong with having caruur badan...Nor did I say anee ii taala wixii lagu korin lahaa... Aboow it is not like inaa Soomaaliya joogno where villa la iska daganaa caruurta ha badnaato mise yee badnaan...Aabayaashi i meeshaan guryohoodii waa lagu kari la'yahay...Key noqoto inuu marmarsiyo ka dhigto magaalo kale aan kasoo shaqeynaa, ama kii kalo oo his time off ku dhameysto inuu donut fariisto ama jaad soo cuno bay noqdiin ragii caruurta badneed loo dhalay meeshaan...Markii labo qol ama sadex qol oo dowlad ah lagu haayo caruurta, oo abihii all day or nigh maqan yahay working at a physically demanding shaqo ah, hooyooyinkiina shabtoodha dhinac ka dhuuqooyaan oo heblo mexey tiri iyo hebel iyo heblaayaa is furay ama heblaayaa lala guursayday eykujiraan bal iisheeg caruurtaas yaa umaqan? Certainly not I! Meeshaan waa la'isku daalaa, barbaarta hala badiyo mataalo...Hooyooyink ii wax caawimaad ah mahelaan, aabayaashiina iyageyba tooda heysataa...Irsiqana ilaahaa haayo waan ogahay, laakiin ilaahay also gave us lixdeena lixaad oo uu noogu talagalay inaa wax ku qabsano, maskax aan ku fikirnona wuuna siiyay... Tan kalena dhalinyarada ku shaqeysanaayo shaqooyinkaas aad tirisay, haddee iyaga caadi u arkaan, nothing wrong with that. At least muruqooda ayee maalanoyaan, qaarkoodna ku korsanoyaan qoyskooda, making the ends meet. Some of those jobs pay good, oo saas uma xumo. Magac ahaan ha u fiirin iyo meesha laga shaqeeyo. As long as it is paying good and xalaal, waa caadi. Dad ayaa xaaraan dhex walaaqo, such as real estate agents and bankers, day in and out dealing with interests iyo usury. Those jobs dad ayaa u arko xaaraan xaaraan dhaaftay, yet at the same time same people who criticize dadka kale who earn xalaal jobs waxba kama sheegaan kuwaas because jobs like real estate and those in banking sector are 'respected.' Meesha waa in aakhiro laga fikiraa as well, adduun kaliya ma'ahee. This world beri dhamaanaa. The difference between dadkaan aadka hadloyso iyo ani waxaa waaye I believe, since I am a citizen of this great country (saan mar horena usheegay meeshaan, in boorasadaan ku imid meeshaan dhigay uga dhaqaaqay), I have the to live the life I desire...I also believe I deserve better; therefore, should live life like any other Canadian - comfortably...Laakii n dadkaan on the other hand, iyagoo citizens ah wili ufikiraayo inee qaxooti kayihiin meeshaan, and still holding on to a false hope that we will be returning to Somalia to live a peaceful life some time in the near future baan layaabaa...Wilibo iyagoo dhalinyaro ah, oo aduunka fursadaha ugu fiican heysto iska qasaarinaaya... Saan u arko the future of peaceful Somalia has passed, year after year after year (well times that by 20)...And the very sad part of it all is, as we witness today, Somalia's future isn't a bright one for many many more years to come...Marka walaalkiis, I rather hold on to what I have now and work toward a better tomorrow in my adopted country, than to hold on to a tomorrow that may never come...And if it does come, a peaceful Somalia (insha'allah), diyaar baan u ahay...In the meantime laakiin, nolosha horumarkeeda waa inaan ku daadaalno... It is very disappointing to see dhalin yaro wadankaan timid iyagoo teenagers ah, and still after some decade(s) later willing to settle to make a living working at a factory...Oh let me not forget to mention, dhalinyaro willing to settle earning a xalaal income working as a factory worker... Runta hadii la'isku sheego how much could they be making at those shaqooyin? A buck or two more than the minimum wage? Oh yea, there's a bright future there...A future to support a wife and barbaar badan oo la'iska daba keeno... Xanuun iyo niyad jab waxaa ah the limits we put on ourselves, when as they say 'the sky is the limit' for us...Sheemo ka dheh! Waxaan filayaa "Taxi Drivers" iney shaqooyinka fiic fiican kamidtahay hadii eysan KK waxba kasheegin. Nin Yaaban, looooool...Although taksiile wouldn't be wise for qof dhalin yaro ah, it is much much better than shaqooyinka kale aan ka hadlaayay...First, there's the flexiblity of it...Second, I don't know any other similar field where a hundred or two uu qofka lasoo hoydo markuu ugu qasaaro... Tuujiye, waan kuu fahmay walaalow fiiradaad meshey usocotay markaad topicgaan fureysay, laakiin xoogaa jeero angolo ee ila gashay...Waxaan intaanoo dhan u dig iyo dam lahaa adaaba iitiri, exactl word for word: The point I was making is that, instead of waiting for our country to get better, we should not freeze our lives. We should live as new citizens of the countries we migrated to and earn our livings as a citizen. We should take advantage of the system and educate our selves and get better and higher jobs. We have to ovoid living like how our parents lived as new immigrants because we have to move forward and make the path easier for the next generation. We can’t move in circles! All I’m saying is that we should stop thinking as if we are only visiting these countries but think as if we are here to live our lives. We are here to build a strong future and better lives for the future of Somalis every where they are. Every country in the world had problems and left their countries but the fact that they have worked really hard and took advantage of the opportunities that came in to their hands, they have managed to help their mother countries and became a strong united nations that learn to share their voice! In order to be someone in this world and here after you have to earn it and us Somalis have to learn that in manyways. Ani miyaa mise tarantoorahaa igo'ay? Bas meeshaas baan ugaharay circlekaan lagu noqnoqonooyo...

Originally posted by Nehanda: KK- walaal under the human right conventions we all have the right to security and liberty. Hence we should not be stabbed or shot because we simply chose to be curious. Our sympathy lies with the victim and implying that he is to be blame partly because of his decision to investigate the commotions is wrong and unfair. Like I said 'malagiisaa watay' wiilka...However, I doubt any sane person (iskaba iloow a 16 year old) will be going downstairs at 5am out of curiousity to investigate a commotion...So dearest, spare me the details of what rights we have under the human right convention...

Originally posted by *BOB: quote:Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Ala ma Qardhaad aaday? That's the one place in Somalia, if ever I get the chance, I would love visit...Waa Aabahey dhulkiisa... ^^^Eeeeewwww Your father is from Qardho yaah? That's a dead giveaway especially when you have a guy like me who knows Reer Bari Bowdiyo Gaab Bravo Barkee Semberi Saluto inside out! Baayo anigu sheegi mahayo qoladaad tahay kow dheh laakiin aa garanahayaa LOOOOOL@Reer Bari Bowdiyo Gaab...Ayeeydeey hooyo dhashay aad isoo xasuusisay...Ala mexey magacyo noogu wici jirtay...My fav was 'Dawaco Badatay', hada kuuma sii faahfaahinaayo... Caku iyo reer Kismaayood! Idinkoo kooyto ah, oo dhul eydaan leheen sandule isugu dhajinaayo, baad hadana dadka dhulkooda wax kasheegeysaan...Idha af Qardho, qalbiga ha'iga jabin...Dead giveawayna ma'aha, ee proudly baan u sheegtaa bowe...Awooweheey magaciisa hadaa sheegato, fadhigaa lagaaga kacaa...

^They are on sale for $220.50, how about that? It is worth it to treat yourself every once in a while...Believe you me, I don't know the last time I spent anything close to that amount...Hooyonimada a ibadashay baan ku leeyahay...I usually shop around or wait til they are on sale...Really $220 isn't bad for those beauties...

Originally posted by -Lily-: Nice shoes KK, a bit too fashionable though. With these boots, you won't need much to accessorize...A pair of jean and a simple top will do...Kabaha kaligoodaa qeylinaayo... Senora, thnx...I love INC shoes, most are very comfortable to wear and very fashionable...

Horta sida qof walbo uu hoos hoos ugu aqrinaayo quraanka, ama hoos hooseey loo sheekeysanaayo, hal mar macalinka geeska ul lee maka soo bilaabaayo! 'BISMILAAHI RAXMAANI RAXIIM' kuli lawada bilaabaa, all yelling at the top of their lungs... Aduunka dugsiga looxa iyo qada waagaan dhigan jiray waxaan ugu jeclaa markii quraanka qoristiisa aan dhameeyo inaa qada dhagaha hoostooda marsado... Teeda kale macalin carab la' waligiin dugsi manii dhigay? 'Ayif' markuu dhoho maka daba dhahdeen 'Ayif'? Ulee xiimeyso WASH, 'Laqanto Ayif dheh'...Laa'ilaaha, yaa ku celinaayohee Ayif!!!