Originally posted by Paragon: Kuligiin buufis ayaad qaybineeysaan. War bac hanagu xirina anagaaba iskeen hooskeena uga didsaneeyne. Kix kix kix kix...Horey baa la'idiin sii didin...

^Billie Jean is my fav MJ hees...Waa jilboodaa! Heestaan has a very special place in my heart...Everytime I hear it waxaan xasuustaa exactly meeshaan joogay iyo waxaan qabanaayay the first time aan maqlo heesta...And for almost two years from that day, daily baa answering mechine keyga la'iigu duubi jiray...Maantaan maqlay iyadoo waayahaan iyo waa u dhow aanan maqal heesta, on my voicemail...

Originally posted by MoonLight1: The solution is simple, just let a cow lick your head three times a day for 3 days, and then wait for a week, you're hair will grow by 3inchs a day and by the end of the month, your hair will be 2 miters long. Waxaan soo xasuustay Somalia markii gabdhaha xoogaa abtiyowga usoo baxaayaan la'dhihi jiray, kabta abatigaa hadaa ku dhufatid makaa weynaanaayaan... :mad: Fu-Fu, bidaarle iyo jaamici kala dheer...Cirada xataa waan maqli jiray inla'dhihi jiray dadka cilmiga/jaamiciyaash a eygashaa...Gosh, if only that were true ani maba kula hadli leheen - bahasha dhaxal baan uleenahay...Awoowe hooyo (AUN) neynaastiisa eheed Ciroweyne... :cool: Ee alore marka, Nuunka since uu bidaar iyo ciro isku darsaday jaamiciyul cilmiqabe miyaa?

Originally posted by Nin-Yaaban: no crime Of course no crime, meesha sidii miig camal aa la'isku taagi jiray saan maqlay...Sixir anyone? Marka maxaaba crime in lasuubiyo lagu gaaraa? Kismaayo was not only ruined by those Xamar ka yimid, dad aan leheen baa waligood ku dhaganaa ilaa iyo hadana ku dhagan, waa hadii runta la'isku sheego...

LOOOOL@Fu-Fu & Nuunka, wax waalan labadiinaba... Fu-Fu, adi xabadkaas intii mashquul algu yahay, yaaba madaxaaga gaaraayo in lafiiriyo, duh! Ar iga xiira bidaarta, walaa siisoow, walaa iska roge, walaa katarabiil ha'u ekaado madaxa hadii larabo...Summer yaa koofid is ingagnaan karo ilaahaa nalehee? Indeed, qaarkood cuqdad aa dishay...Laakiin, timaha markey meeloo xoogaa tin ka mamaqan tahay waxoogaa inuu cudur qabo uu qofka u egyahay - naga xiira la'iidama adkeysan karo!!!

Dheel igama aha when I say this, I was almost in tears reading Aaliyah's post! It was really heartbreaking to read that she is leaving SOL... War heedhahaya gabadha ma nin bey heshay, Aaliyah wouldn't just leave us like this? Is she giving all of her energy, du'a, and ilin planning that 'IT' wedding toloow? AALIYAH CADEEY, YOU WILL BE MISSED!!! Insha'allah kheyr, bashbash iyo barwaaqo baan kuu rajeynayaa...

Isse, bidaar love maa noqon rabtaa ina Hooyo? Bidaar dhib malaha, madaxa waala iska xiiraa...Completely that is! Oh how I hate, bidaarta nimanka leh oo is moodo inaan loojeedin inee bidaar leeyihiin oo timaha aan iska xiirin, geesaha uun ka xiir xiira ama gaabsada, inee cudur qabaan leeba u ekaadaan... :mad: Maxad xiiran is very xaax nowadayz! Give it a try...

^Si tartiib oo dhuudhuumashow ah aan u qoslooyaa! Baaf beele...

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiy aar: Kiiska Abuusufyaan C/risaaq kamid ah. See ula dhaqmeen maskiinkaas Reer Suudaan ah oo Canadian ismooday. Hayehee waakaas Mr. Abdelrazik waala soo daayay...One down, how many to go?

^Indho_adeeg.org/war keena_yeel_ama_waala gu_yeelsiinaa waaye dadkaas...Minaa sheekadoodo diidana sidii miig camal eykuutaagaayaan...Ha de waa wax xan igu soo gaaray... Ar idhaaf, walaalkeey Bob cadde ha'igu dirinee...

Iyaah!!! She is my guest maa tiri? Ayaan horena kuu jeeday sheekooyin anaa kaaga sheekeenaayo adigoo leh! Xashac...Gabadha yeysan meesha ka cararin ee dhaaf... I wish y'all enough...

^Ani diyaarad aadan adiga wadin iskuma aaminaayi...Isoo sheeglee taa duulin doonto, insha'allah, I'll be the first to volunteer nafteyda...Just don't hand out caday xidid (horta soo xidid lama dhihi jirin?) at the end of the flight... Can't view the vid@Stoic...

^Aamiin...Insha'alla h we will rise again... Originally posted by -MARX-: Happy 49th Anniversary Somaliland. Een, ummm, weren't you guys celebrating your 18 years anniversary about a month or so ago? Ciyowbo 49 maagasheen? Or is my math really that bad? :confused: I am sorry to disagree with Admin (I hope this doesn't get me banned), but Qalbi-Adeyg just said waxaan badankeen niyada iska dhahnay...

^Etob is like one of the best maqaayado ayaamahaan Toronto ka shidan...It is next to macmacaanka Al Curuba...That's the spot! Specially summerka, meesha waa la'isku arkaa... Aaliyah, Xamdi bariiskeeda xawaaji ee raaxada uga celiyaan...Cunto hindi camal uu uugula dhadhamaa...Etob baa ka cunto fiican, Xamdi chicken legs kooda leeba laga cunikaraa inta kale waa abuu biyo kuwalaaq...Not to mention, the owner of Etob is a chef - not your typical Somali cunto kariye...

Digir ma'aha, walax kale suu u baduujinaayay waaye... War iga tag, kan kale maba jiro...Waa iga dagi waayay...Kaaga daranee Kashafa uuba keenay, maanta dhan waaku qarxinaa iyo Somaliyaan xoreynaa ee sheeko ku dhamaatay...Meeshaan aa shineed...

^Waa run ee Nuune hadalkiisa dhageyso, xoogaa ilinta save garee...Hadii kale hadhow yaa no more tears on your big day, remember the big wedding and the whole nine yards? Maalikaa baa larabaa ilin, happy ilin of course... LOL@Nuune...Ee maxaan ka ogahay meeshaan inanta ku arko, intaa ilin iyo qalbi jeceyl bey lataagan tahay...Ilaahoow gabadheyda iyadoo kale baari iiga dhigbal...Aaliyah waa qof aad u waalid jecel, mansha'allah!

**Comes in wanting to give walaalkeey Bob a hug and wish him to have enough!** Originally posted by Imtithal: subhanalah what a beautiful piece of writing, I was in tears just finishing it.... Qalbijileec.com! Hindi maa wax kuugalay abaay?

AR AAWAY TUUJIYE? Ani SHOWGAAN aan rabaa, kan soo celi! Kanaa nalalka hollywood kashidan yihiin, showga kale xoogaa faynuus aaka daaraan - mugdi mugdi nooh...Calaashaan mashidno... Walee wacdaraa kadhacay meeshaan! Tuujiye pls kan soo celi!!!!!!!!!

WAR SHOWGAAN WAAKATAAL! Kan ma'aha kii shidnaa, waaba yaabee...Maanta dhan isdhahaayay, going through the pages, showga waxmaa laga gooyay? Mise INTA uuba ku qarsanaa showga intii ugu shidneed...I guess this is the PG version of the show, mise dadka iska reer tabareedka ah aalakeenaa? Originally posted by Ms DD: Taas waa madness juxa. Talking to oneself, waa meesheeda, but to boast about it.. wax sheeko kale. I would have liked Rudy to be interviewed? I wonder if he does requests? Rudy was the first guest of the come-back show, link above! T: Rudy wlc saaxiib R: Yea tnx dude Sup! T: Why are you jumpy rudy? R: I had couple of sniffs before I came out you know hahahahahaa (moves around like sagaar qoorta laga jaray) T: war Heedhe maxaa la gariireysaa sidii doole dufta laga tifay? R: Sorry dude, don't speak German! T: War waa somali! R: What ever dude!! So were the ladies at? T: We have no ladies we have habro! R: hahaha So still were they At? T: hahaha imaan foolxumidaa dhuuni... ALL: hahahahahahaha T: So what ever happened to your wife? R: haha Man she ******..I'm hard working white guy that lives in Cali, how many do you know ha, like my kind and she went running after some African ameerica "MAdoooooooow" like what ever man! T: War ileen balaayo!! war dadoo bal ninkan fiirsha? R: Fiirsha what dude were? T: war nin madoow adigaa ah wili foolxun!!! R: I understand what fool xun means dude! T: War Somali baad tahay wili mid foolxun, aragaada loo qabo dameer galeey loo diiday!!! R: dude this interview is over! I'm calling the cops on you So moooli peepz T: war bax doonfaar yahoo lunsan!! waaba ka dartee..intaa ii imaaday adigoo gariiraya sidii daqsi la tifay ayaad wili midibkaada ka faanee!! WHITE BOY WANNA BEE!!! R: What ever dude I'm leaving..."good night everyone ehehehe" T: Abuurta ilaahey wacanaa..somali wax kastaad ka heli doontayee fiirso hahaha...korkaadu qaad... Waaba yaabanaa, showgii shidnaa shimee saan uga dantay aan isdhahaayay, ilaa kan maba eheen...Let me revive that other show bal, hopefully walaalkeen Tuujiye xoogaa wax qasan/shidan/laban/w alaaqan uusoo dhajindoonaa...

Originally posted by IsseRiyole: War wanaagsan dhamaan, anigu nacay Minneaplis/St paul, Restaurant ay Soomalida leedahay, war ma anigaa mise dadkan Respect maba laha,Cuntu Xumi iyo aqlaaq la'an bay isku darsadeen. Bal Restauran ugu fiican nala share bal. Waagaan Mpls/St Paul daganaa, Xamdi or Safari baan aadi jirnay...Wasn't bad, but not to my standards... Now, Xamdi in Toronto hada wiilashii baa kala bexeen oo Xamdidii hore aad bey uga taal, as far as service/food...Walig ey maba kaheli jirin...They tried once inee aniga iyo saaxiibtey naga kiciyaan the main dining room, oo qolka kale waa cidlo oo maad iska gashaan kuyeh! Too reer Mudug eheedee, intee fiirisay tiri 'Aboow wiilal aan sugoynaa'! My fav Somali restaurant these days waa Etob...The best T-Bone steak and Salmon haayaan...We're actually headed there today...Cunto Soomaali waxaan ku nacay maanta dhan daacsigeeda, xawaajiga meynaga yareeyaan?

Originally posted by Hunguri: since when, did they name Michel Jackson as MJ. Anigu MJ si kale ayaan u aqaan Hee Maxamed Jaamac maaka wadaa? Maacaleesh, initialska waa nala wadaagaa, laakiin anagaa uga horeynay...Way before Michael Jackson baan jirnay...

Waraa Tuujiye, boooooohooooo mataqaan? Ma waxaanaa noo soo dhajisay? Wee adi is ilaali lee lagu dhehee, eeshma haada shuqul yaa akhi? @ Kashafa: sheikh aweys, alshabaab, xisbul islaam SOOMAALIYA HA XOROOWDO! ITOOBIYA HAKA XOROOWDO! ALSHABAAB HA DHACDO!

Originally posted by Castro: ^^^ I sang Michael Jackson lyrics long before I knew a word of English. Didn't we all! I just saw his body covered in white maro, being carried from a helicopter into a van...I thought to meself 'Ama King of Pop ohoow ama homeless ohoow, kuli god baa noo dambeeyo!!!'...Sadly , many of us kuma fikirno inaan aaqiro wax sii hormarsano...

There's nothing cute, lovely, or funny about his story...Masaakiin jiran baa guriga looga soo tagay, allaha caafiyo... Now that I got that out of the way: AAAAAAH, the rewards of being a parent is just endless...Mansha'all ah to No. Two!

^^ Celebrities die in threes. Who do you think will go next? I don't know, Dennis Rodman? Originally posted by -MARX-: Please avoid making derogatory remarks about Michael. Whatever personal issues he had, he revolutionised Music and I think we can all agree on that. Maqosli kari ee maa iga deysid! Bal Sabar iyo Iimaan hee...