Originally posted by Somali'centric: oh and, and, don't let me forget this folks that lived in the western world damn near their whole life and made no progress with luqada iyo nolosha... Mayn don't get me started on em. Oh no you didn't just go there Missy!!! Just you wait and see all the excuses of how those poor people who lived here damn near their whole life couldn't progress cuz they had to support families back home, and had to take on two/three jobs and didn't have the luxury of going to school...Wait, wait, my fav 'af ingiriis ku hadalkiisa maa faan ah'... :rolleyes: Bal yaa yiri waa faan... Here's another one that grinds my gears: - Those who write well, but couldn't put together a proper sentence if their life depended on it when speaking, hence 'af ingiriis ku hadalkiisa maa faan ah'... OR vise versa - Those who speak well, but can't write a single sentence without spelling/grammatical error...

Originally posted by Fabregas: ^^ It's called integration. i finally got my british passport. Now all I need to do is find me a white spouse like Rageh Omar Anyways, I don't be an arab and hijack this thread. War heedhe people usually get the white spouse in order to get the passport, duh! Hmmmm, let's see what else grinds my gears? - People who think Know-It-All aduunkana ka indho xiran. - People who try to take the easy way out, and have mastered the art of failure.

Oh GOD, I forgot to mention, I HATE (WITH PASSION) PEOPLE WHO GOOGLE EVERY DAMN LITTLE THING! And and and, make it seem waxa ineyba horey uyaqaaneen...AKHAS CALEEK!

Originally posted by Fu-Fu: People who moan about being overweight yet do nothing to lose it. Can you please tell me how can I get abs? War we will complain till the sky turns pink, aan wilibo anagoo baasto alaforno cuneynoo oo mango shake isga dajineyno aan cabaadeenaa... Waves @Sayid...

Ma waagaan yaraa mise hada eedo? Waagaan yaraa hade xuur baaban iska ahaayo waxaasba magaraneyn...Balse intaan weynaaday, dadku uun waxaan ka maqlo ma'ogiyee wax aan fiiriyo majirto... My day is very Wednesday, mid-week, feels like should've been a Friday...Other than that maxumo...Ii waran adi?

Mansha'allah dheh!

Walahi markaan arkay you were the last to post a reply, before seeing what you wrote, waxaan ku fikiray inaa dhoho 'Gheele hala weydiiyo, isagaa iiga marqaati ah'...Thnx Gheele eedo...

Originally posted by Adam-Zayla: ^My hair is similar to theirs Ohhhh, how cute...Please tell me you have cute cheeks to go with it? I am reminded of musalsal Soomaaliya kasoo galijiray nin ku jiro oo ladhihi jiray Bulbul...He was skinny as hell though.. You know what really grinds my gears? - Ignorant fools who think they have the world figured out!!! :mad: - Grown a$$ men who still live at home...Their excuse: Lacag baan save gareysaneenaa! Here's the funny part: MASHAQEYSTAAN!!! Alow yaa baasiin iyo taraq iigu dhiibo kuwaas...

Allaha unaxariisto aabe, samir iyo iimaana idinak siiyo...

Thanks to a friend I was chatting with on MSN earlier, now I can't get and Slick Rick & Doug E Fresh out of my head!!! War waxaanoo kale yaa is xasuusiyo? :cool:

Originally posted by juxa: KK dhaaf dhibka somali dhan waa wada injineero iyo datooro wah. this guy however waxan maqlay waa the real deal. aaheey kk i cant promise red carpet welcome to somaliland but i promise if you ever visit xaradheere (dont bring a yacht ileyn we like shiny stuff), adiguna falko baa lagu dhigi oo lagugu soo dhawayn. Anoo injineerad ah baan soodagi ee hamoogaan Juxaayeey...Better yet, Ditoresa is more suited title...Yea!

^Qofaan ogahaaba igu noqotee... Aamiin...

Originally posted by juxa: kool.. walaaley did you not read Sarah Ferguson's fall from grace, all cause of toe-sucking. Fergie isn't complete without the toe-sucking scandal...Laakiin, the 'getting it on in public' fetish doesn't go well with the 'toe-sucking' fetish...Ba'nay, waalaaleey ha'idambaajinee idaa... Originally posted by Oz: Koolo, maskiin lee tahay yaah! Maskiin iyo nus...Wax dhageysigaan aad ugu fiicnahay though, dadka wexey sheegaan baan dhuuxaa... Originally posted by The_Siren: Kat-LOL-I'll take your word on the foot fetish manner but I must say you sure do have some interesting facts and knowledge for a self-proclaimed "miiskiinad"- I why wonder what kind of magazines your reading, there not by any chance of the top shelf (muscle bound leather boys) variety are they? Just a thought. *Giggles and ducks a blow to the head* I am too short to reach that far up on the magazine shelf... Like I said maskiinad with good listening skills baan ahay...

OMG!!! My step-dad is on the first video...We used to have the whole video of the party when we first arrived in Canada, Alla maxaa lagu soo celceliyay wiilasha breakdanceka dheelaayo...It is probably still at my mom's place...Odayga is getting his groove on!

Waadh ka beydh baan ku nidhi, caadkaan kaba iskaarbo ah ku marooyaayee... Maxaa saacadaan kusoo jeediyay?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL ...FUFU WAX WAALAN, ar runta kugu jecliyaa!!! Ee dhib wuxuu kataaganyahay Somalia dhan wexey umaleeyaan, waxaan Northka ka eheen inee Xamar tahay, een sorry, I mean Southka...

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^^^Loool, We went Here : Watch the massage habit KK, I am an addict, just last week, my friend was dragging me away from this place, because I'd already had one two days before. But back pain is a bitc* Here's where I went...I didn't know at the time, but the lady who was giving me the masaage told me prenatal massages might be covered by my health insurance with my employer, since she is a registered massage therapist...Guess who put in a claim first thing Monday morning? Bal ilaahoow aan approval helo!

You two surely did crack me up and you even had the guts to make your own lists? I did NOT make my own list, I only wrote what I heard from others... :mad: - Women getting their toes sucked- LOOOOOOOL-I cant believe you actually went there. Still I guess some people like feet- You know what I say? If a man wants to kiss my feet? Kiss on says I. So long as there’s no tongue or saliva- nothing too messy and gross. If you think about it, we could simply hand them a little buffing pad and kill two birds with one stone. He can worship my feet for as long as I’m watching tv-or painting-so long as he gives me a pedicure while he’s at it. There's a huge difference between getting your toes kissed and sucked...Not that I would know the difference, but the whole point is the toes being sucked...Waa balaayo... - Being shaved/unshaved- Really? Shaving turns people on? I’d have though any reasonable person would wax- at least that removes the hairs properly so your hair grows back slowly and smaller as appose to being coarse-I’ve diverted=back to the topic. Where was I? That’s right I was bemused *pulls a confused face* This goes for both male/female...Some women love to feel the facial hair of men, something about a tingley feeling...Again not that I would know anything about it...Maskiin baan ahay... - Heck may be even ripping clothes off...-Say what? *Grins*…though I can definitely see the appeal of turning into a wild beast now and again but constantly ripping garments off cannot be economically viable in the current climate we’re in. So..Nay-no ripping of clothes for me…..not unless I was…running… for example down some (oh I don’t know) “dark” alley-where I conveniently snag my blouse on a lonely nail causing it to tear open and a handsome greased up man to appear out of no where to…er? *Chuckles*-People I’M KIDDING, I’M KIDDING! LOOOOOOOL *Wipes the tears of laughter from her eyes* Oh my… - Kat- I blame you for putting things into my head. LOL LMAO!!! What an imaginative mind you have young lady...I am not to blame for anything, I merely wrote what I heard from people or read from magazines/forums...M askiin baan ahay...

Originally posted by Gediid: ^^^^ KK yeap the guy is a petro chemical engineer and singing is a hobby of his...During the tour to the USA, he had a job interview in houston with one of the big compnaies there and he has been offered a job there.....Ha degdin yaah KK ninku waa real Engineer and not the reer Xamar Injineere.... Good for him...However, my laughter wasn't about whether he's injineer or not, but habka ey usoo bandhigtay... Hayeh, Cabdisamadkana ma siyaasinimo iyo injineernimo buu isku darsaday isagana, bal wax yar nooga dhac?

Originally posted by -MARX-: Who are the racist somalis marka? Northerners or other somalis who resent Somaliland! Somali baa horey wexey ugu maahmaahday 'wadar iyo waaxid kee baa waalan?'...

Are you sure you went to a spa and not a torture house? I had a prenatal massage (thanks to the hubby for finally getting the message, after I complained about back pain for what seemed like weeks ) last weekend...Oh god, I though my back pain was worse before I went, wey isoo jajabiyeen...I couldn't walk the thirty minutes following the massage...Afterwards , it was just heavenly to say the least...And thier facial was the best I had in ages, my face is still glowing...I sure can get used to this once a month...

HEHEHEHEHE@Siren...I 'll reply to this when I get home, as I am at work right now... **Goes back to work anoo cago jiid ah, nothing more exciting than marriage breakdowns and death claims**

LOOOOOOOOL, caku iyo reer Somaliland iyo shaqo la'aanta heysa...Oo hadana ma naagtaan bey madaxdiina usoo bexeen? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO L@Himilo waa injineer!

Originally posted by *Buuxo*: It's not that shocking laakiin,all kinds of rubbish is available in Somalia.A friend recently went to Hargesia,and she went to buy Jalaato,and she was asked 'Do you want the Jalaato for dadka Waa weyn mise tan Ciyaalka'.She was told Mida dadka weyn waa Khamri la freeze-gareeye. Xabad dadka waaweyn inee isku qaboojiso eheyd, soo naag weyn ma'aha saaxibtaa?

Originally posted by -MARX-: quote:Originally posted by The Zack: Marax, you said this: quote: Originally posted by -MARX-: As a fellow northern Somali, I have to agree with NG. Its a different level of racism. Its refreshing lool After few minutes you came up with this: Northern Somalis are hospitable, gentle and well- mannered people with no racist streak in them So we will let you decide one last time. Thats reer burco brov. Not all Northern Somalis. Erm, shouldn't the part where you say 'Northern Somalis are hospitable, yada yada yada', read 'Most Northern Somalis'? Mise Burco isn't considered part of the those you speak of? :confused: As for the topic: 1. Somalis - specially Northern Somalis (that includes laba jirkooda xataa) 2. Americans 3. Arabs