Trailer-trash dirac loo galshay maa hadana news worthy Sland kanoqotay? Caku iyo wadan beebeen ah!!! Wafdi lagu yeh... @Taaniya...

^Iyaah! Don't let the pretty face fool you Nuunoow...Ani dadka bakeeri biyo ah uma kabado, kuweesto kuwaa ina Biyo Makabato Waji Fargeeto Ku Xagxagato Cidiyo Sakiin Ku Qarsato in la'idhaho ma'ogid miyaa? SOL member ku yeh...lol Ar iga tag maskiintoo ciyaal baraf ah aan iska ehee...Waxaaba i xasuusisay sheekadoo wareersan oo FB kasacoto...Idaa Idaa!!!

^Wax aan dhihin ani afka ha ii galin...

Originally posted by Gheelle.T: KK, sue them for not doing their job. If it wasn't the Toronto Star, no one would have heard of her ordeal and this useless government wouldn't have cared. You folks up there change your passport photo every other year eh? LOOOOOOOL@If it wasn't the Toronto Star, no one would have heard of her ordeal... Walaahi sidaacad ah aan u qoslay...Just cuz the Star is the newspaper the poster of this thread prefers to read doesn't mean they are the only ones who kept this story in the limelight... To tell you the truth, this whole situation is a mediocre...Canadian officials over in Kenya wax fiican kama maqal, iskaba iloow the Kenyan officials, and to top everything off we have abaay heeleey who is pulling Michael Jackson on us (I guess doesn't matter if you're black or white didn't apply in this situation lol)...She should be glad she wasn't thrown and left to rotten in jail...Alxamdulilaah ineydhahdo waaye, that's all I am saying... And no we don't change our passport photos every year...Matter of fact, I have changed a lot since I've the taken the photo on my passport, laakiin wajiga waa wajigii uun...

^War waxaan arka? Seriously, sawiradaan yar yar meelahaa ka soo qufatid ma'ogi, laakiin give it up already wah...*Yawns*

Maanta shaqadeyda sidii diidiinka aan u qabanooyaa: T--A--R--T--I--I--B! !!

**Comes in with kab dacas ah ey la dhacdo naagahaan waaweey oo shiirkooda ilaa suuqa wardhiiglay lagu soo uraanaayo oo leh foolyo ma'aqaan** Hi-Fives Juxa, waan ogaa inaad gabar gaariyad ah tahay... For as long as I can remember, I knew how to make foolyo from scratch...But who needs that nowadays when they have the ready foolyo? Sumbuus is a hassle to make it, I rather just go to the maqaayad and buy it...All the hirig hirig loo maraayo just isn't worth it... I had sambuus with basbaas qumbe the other day, alla hada suu iigu fiicnaan lahaa lee...As my sister would say 'jug iyo mac uu igu ahaan lahaa'...

Sue them for what exactly? For doing their job? Shiish Soomaalina wexey wax kale kadhigaaney yaqaanan...Those who know this woman will tell you she looks completely different from years ago, hence the passport photo being four years ago...Not only did she lose a lot of weight, qofta midabkeeda xataa waa is badalay...And we all know all processes take time, specially from the government...If you ask me, she is lucky and should be counting her blessings iney this fast wax ugu dhamaadeen... While it is true that this could happen to anyone of us, this is happening in Kenya where laaluush talks and others face jail time...Sad, but true...

^I do pills amogst other things for therapeutic purposes only, like ayeeyo... Fufu wixiisa waali waaye, anuu rabaa inaa everyday gym iska sii xaadiriyo...Laakiin taas dhib maba aha, ee dhibaatada meesha taagan waxaa waaye markii gymka laga sooboxo...

^How boring!? Isn't there an easier way oo dadka anoo kale ah oo iska yara lazyga ah loogu talagalay?

Originally posted by juxa: KK, my niece is arriving from koronto today, on her return insha allah anaa kuusoo dhiibaya jiirgaan baby lotion ah, ee mawaxad rabtaa mid caadi ah mise mid wax ku qasan yihiin Walaaley alaabta isku qasan iigu soo roonoow, alaabta wilibo ladhoho dadka 'volcano' ey ka kicisaa iigu soo dhiib! Ps, I guess you didn't want those shoes, aad tiri soo dhiib, after all huh?

Feds prepare emergency papers for stranded woman The Toronto lawyer for a Canadian woman stranded in Kenya since May says the Canadian government will work towards having her bail dropped in the country so she can return home. Somalian-born Suaad Hagi Mohamud, a 31-year-old Canadian citizen, was visiting her mother in Kenya and was in the airport to fly back to Canada when a Kenyan official stopped her to say she wasn't the same person pictured in her four-year-old passport. After going to the Canadian high commission in an effort to prove her identity with numerous pieces of identification, officials voided her passport and sent her to Kenyan authorities for prosecution. Mohamud's lawyer, Raoul Boulakia, told CTV.ca that Mohamud is meeting with Canadian officials in Kenya early Wednesday morning, and in the best-case scenario she could be home by Sunday. Boulakia has filed a motion with the Federal Court to force the government to issue an emergency passport, which will be heard on Thursday. "Because we are before the court I really believe it's possible for us to get a resolution for this," he said Tuesday evening. Officials with Canada Border Services Agency said Tuesday they were preparing emergency documents for Mohamud, one day after DNA tests confirmed her identity. The agency did not say how long it would be before the documentation was ready. Mohamud was stranded after a Kenyan official said the size of her lips and her eyeglasses were different than in her passport photo. She then went to the Canadian high commission in an effort to prove her identity. She showed them her Ontario driver's licence, her health card, social insurance card and a Canadian citizenship certificate. Mohamud also had other pieces that would seemingly prove her identity, such as her credit card, bank cards and a letter from her Toronto employer. She even had a receipt to a Toronto dry cleaner and her Shoppers Drug Mart "Optimum" card. But the Canadian high commission rejected them all and voided her passport, which was sent to Kenyan immigration officials to help prosecute her. She then spent eight days in jail before being released on bail. Boulakia said the Canadian government needs to release all the details of their investigation that led to her being charged by the Kenyan authorities. "They don't want to and they should, Canadians should be entitled to know how our embassies treat citizens who ask for their protection," he said. The lawyer also said the government should release clear rules on how they identify citizens abroad. Link Walee tan mucjiso wey aragtay...I guess she won't be travelling anywhere near Nairobi any time in the foreseeable future... :eek:

Originally posted by Malika: ^One in how many millions?..Hadha a Somali girl xitaa iyadho miyi joogta,if you dust her off, she is a Super Model material just like that!! Gabdhaha reer miyiga are the most beautiful of Somali women...

^If Ms DD can reply, why not I too?

Originally posted by Jacaylbaro: Don't u think: Naxar and Mustafa are the same and one. Ngonge and Mustafa are the same and one . Umm, so Naxar is Mustafa is Ngonge? Mushmacquul!!! NG, badowyohoow maxaad inanka u dafiri? JB, waa run is qorqorka jooji, I doubt inuu lagu soo request gareystay...Intaan arkaayay adigu uun baa dadka request gareysan jirtee, ma hadaad anaga qaafkaa rabtaa inaad nagu kor camirato?

Abwaan, congrats to you and the Mrs...Hope mom and the princess are doing well!

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Adna every once in a while wad isilaawdaa. (This does not apply to us). Maxaan isku ilaawaa?

The one feature that is a must: ilko qurxoon!!! I can not stress this enough, no ilko dhaadheer, lakabyo kala jeejeedo, ilko bolol, ilko jaad greenish/brown ka dhigay...And of course, the lips to compliment ilkaha qurxoon...

Today, I worked from home...I thought I'd give it a try in order to have shorter days at the office! :mad: I have a headache, tired as hell, overworked, and only managed to do half the tasks... :mad: :mad:

Originally posted by Malika: KK, one minute you want us to send you baby lotion,next minute you call us waji macbuus..waxnaa kuu soo diri meynee,naga tag!.. There is no baby lotion in Canada? As for Tuujiye[toloow muxuu tuujiya], Welcome to London. Ar waji macbuusyaal waa idinka buuxaanee shib iska dheh... There is baby lotion here, but somehow Somalida here believed the one from UK is much better in quality...Ee warka badan intaa iga deyso wiilka (Tuujiye) sadex caag ma'iigu soo dhiibi kartaa, ayaamahaan si bay diif iiga muuqataa, aroosyo badana igu soo food hayaan e?

DNA test proves stranded Canadian's identity: lawyer The lawyer for a Canadian woman stranded in Kenya said he will file a motion in Federal Court on Tuesday, asking the federal government to issue an emergency passport so she can return home after a DNA test confirmed her identity. Raoul Boulakia, the lawyer for Suaad Haji Mohamud, said he received the genetic test report on Monday afternoon, and it proves that she is the mother of a 12-year-old boy living in Toronto, confirming who she says she is. "The DNA test says that it's 99.99 per cent established that she is the mother of her child, Mohamed," he told CBC News. "It means that she is definitely who she says she is," Boulakia said from Toronto. "There's no way to debate this anymore, so the government really has nothing more [it] can say about this." Mohamud, 31, hasn't been allowed to return to Toronto since mid-May when she tried to leave Nairobi following a two-week visit with her mother there. Kenyan immigration officials said her facial features looked the same, but her lips looked different than those of the person in the passport photo, according to a document from Kenyan authorities. Canadian officials in Kenya confiscated her passport and concluded she was an impostor. The Canadian government later wrote to the Kenyan government informing officials there that it had done a thorough investigation and determined her to be an imposter and recommended that she be prosecuted. Kenyan officials charged her with identity fraud, and Mohamud's court case began in May but was put on hold pending the DNA test, Boulakia said. With results in hand, Boulakia said he will file a motion Tuesday asking the court for an emergency passport so she can be repatriated to Canada and reunited with her son. On learning the DNA results, Mohamud told CBC News she jumped for joy, but still wonders why it happened to her. "She's been through hell," Boulakia said. "She's been in prison in Nairobi … This'll be a light at the end of the tunnel." Son Mohamed Hussein, who hasn't seen his mother for three months, told CBC News he was elated and relieved that she'll be able to return to Canada. "I'm feeling very happy … that she's going to come back," he said. Mohamud has said that she lost a lot of weight in the four years since her passport photo was taken. She showed the Kenyans other pieces of Canadian identification and offered to be fingerprinted. But she was charged with identity fraud and spent eight days in jail before she was released on bail. Boulakia said the federal government should review how Canadian consulates behave when citizens go to them for help. "Our consulates don't necessarily do anything logical to figure out a person's identity," he said. "I'd hate to be stuck in some country and call my embassy for help and get a reaction like this." A spokesperson for the Canada Border Services Agency, which is handling calls on the matter, said the agency recognizes the DNA results but that it cannot comment further while Mohamud's case is still before the courts. Source Now that the DNA results are in, bal let's see what our great government officials pull out of thier hats this time... Allaha usoo fududeeyo...

Ar Tuujiye intuusan soo noqon, Reer Londonoow Baby Lotion iigu soo dhiiba! Alla maxey reer Toronto London Baby Lotionka laga keeno ka bambeyn jireen waa dhexdaa... Tuujiye, have fun, af lagaadada yaree waa ogtahay dhinacaas dadkooda waji macbuus aa ka buuxo...Nabad adoo ahna allaha kugu soo celiyo... Soo noqo adoo nabad ah Soo noqo adoo nabad ah Aaamiin... Ciao

Originally posted by -MARX-: He reads Quran into a jug of water, repeatedly discharging dribbles of saliva into the jug and then expects the unfortunate and innocence possessed souls to drink this Holy Water . It is called Tahliil...Apparently you were never given some...The best Tahliil is mida dugsiga quraanka lagu soo tufo, abkey caruur candhuuftada ku jirto...

Originally posted by Dabshid: KK, Ayaanle is a nice name, Ninkan NG, maad naga qabatid, sookan ina daba dhigtay Sug sug... Kaalay, kaalay NG aan jacda kaa fufujiyee inteysan kugu qalalin!!! Dabshid, iska daa ninkan, I think ayaamahan he's shooting blank...

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ It is a fair deal. Lakin ninko 'hmmm' bu yedhi. Malika, Our Dabshid is as reer magaal as Mrs 5% You got jokes NG...I hope none of your children (well at least when they were in the womb) were associated with fuming, caro, iyo jidhka meeshii lagaa saro oo dhigleheen, hence the 5% aad daba socoto... Ilaahayna anaga noomakaso waxaan ka fume gareyno as awlaad, Mr. Ilbax... Congrats Dabshid...May I suggest Ayaanle...