Originally posted by Maaddeey: Wax kastoo ka suurtoobaba, tani kama suurowdo! iga qor aniga!, caddeynteedana waa tan: Dumarkoo dhan waxay ku qasbaan iney qaataan Jalbaab & Goonno isku joog ah (dharka adag ee saraawiisha laga tosho) haddii sidaa la fuliyo sida laga arko meelaha ay maamulaan, haddaba macquul maaha in ay ogaadaan a firm breast from a flat one Maaddeeyoow taas xataa makula saxsantahay? Buugeey ka aqriyeen in jalbaabka laga tosho dharka adag ee saraawiisha laga tosho? Xaasidsanaa, inteey u huurinaayaan masaakiinta? Walee kuwaan wax kastaa kasuurooba!!!

Naag kasto markii koow la aroosaayabo hadii saas dharbaaxo looga fujin lahaa, ma iyagaaba is waali lahaa! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, nacalaa sheydaan ku taal!!!!!

Qooysatayee, yaa kuu xiiraayo...

Ahhh my fav. saying 'cadaan waayahaan looma dhashee waala gataa'...Ayi nooc ee meeshaan buuxaan, ilaa qaarkood aad moodo in skin ka hoostiisa dirxi cagaar ah uga socdo! Akhas caleek!!! Not too long ago, I had some minor breakouts due to fluctuating hormones toward the end of my first trimester...A friend bought this cream for me to use, and her exact words were 'kareemkaan isticmaal haduu soo baxay, not only inee wajiga kuu nadiifineyso, skinkaagana ukun camal " " eey u ekeeysiinee'...Mind you, I am naturally a light skinned person...I didn't say anything, took the cream home and read the instruction sheet in the box...Let's just say by the time I finished reading the product info and its side effects (specially the part about if you're pregnant or trying to get pregnant), tartiibleen ugu celiyay boxkuu kuyimid, candhuufteeyna gadaalaan ulaqay... Often women who use these products don't know anything about them...They use them cuz heblaayo aa u keentay, heblaayaa ku cadaatay, or haduu soo baxay...Worst of it all, they mix multiple skin lightening products to get maximum results... Ani magacyo aan u kala bax saday: X-ray, Calibeesteen, Gacanteed Maciisho, Lacagteed Ka Nuurto, bas bas aan dhaafo gabdhaha walaaleheey ah...

Habeen wacan oo wanaagsan...I hope inaadan salaaxid iyo wax udhow ku riyoon...

Originally posted by Ducaysane: lobo qaawan waa raaxeesteen Saan uqoslaan garan la'ahay ilaa iyo hada!!!

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@salaax... Nagadaa hee, masaakiinteenaan wardoonka ah intaad isleedahay wax tuur, salaan iyo salaax, hana luggoynin...Mise hada kadib topic aad bilaawdo soo gali maayo, saa waxaan isleeyahay wiilka salaaxid buu wili meesha kawadaa... Saasaa lagaa rabaa, kala shabi kuligood...

Ticketkee? Ma dhiiqadii baad wili iga daba wadaa?

Originally posted by Maaddeey: KK, warkaaga aan quote-gareeyey aanan fahmin ujeedkiisa!, Xalay ma bariday? Waan baryay alxamdulilaah, adigana sidoo kalaan kuu rajeynayaa...Inta aad soo quote gareysay waxaan ula jeeday odayga NG yiraahdaan baa wuxuu keenay ayaamahaan inuu qofkii cusuba wax ku accuse-gareeyo...Marna inuu gabar yiraahgo gar (beard) baad leedahay, marna uu adiga ku yiraahdo welcome back...Yacnii, odayga walax dhinax ah buu isku darsoomay...

Jamaaloow maanta Al-Shabaab hadey wax ii gali lahaayeen soo karbaash kaagama saareen jahwareerka aad SOL ku heyso labadaan bari!!! :mad: Maalin aad nadhahdo 'Nicest Somali' iyo maalin aad dhahdo 'SOL Secret Society', aad hadana markaan soo galno naleedahay carada indhaha idiinka jirto iska saara! :mad:

Maaddeey, maxaad confused katahay walaalkiis?

Some of the sheekooyin meeshaan lalasoo shirtagay in lasoo jacburiyay waaba kiyaaro! Waxaanba soo xasuustay sheekooyinkii Soomaaliya markey korontada maqantahay nalooga sheekeyn jiray...

**Fulay hooyadii ma gablanto **Tiisa daryeelaa tukale ku dara **Laba qaawan isma qaado **Bidaari sibiq bey kugu gashaa

Val, as the newbies get weirder, so are SOL members! Seriously, have you seen all the replies above you? Newbies-ka wey naga waalaan, markaasaan anaguna dharka tuuranaa - saa waa intaan rabnee... Jane, you don't need to know anything, but you can always tell us what we need to know...

*prince*, laguma soo dhoweyn miyaa? Sheemo dheh reer SOL! Anaga dadkii nasoo jeedsado oo nadhoho 'isoo dhoweeye' leensoo dhoweynaa, naga raali noqo...Hadaba waa tehee: Soo dhowoow, gacmo furan, lugo xiran, ciridyo kala gadgaduudan, ilko kala dhaadheer, timo kala jilicsan (kuwana ka haaday), iyo cirbo mileage wada koray! Wacdalaan waligeey sidaa qof usoo dhoweyn!!! Originally posted by NGONGE: Welcome back. Alla NG jecliyaa mar marka qaarkood!

Haye bal ha'is calool xumeynee waan soo dhajiyay ee soo fiiri...

Qisadaan (waa sheekadii Xaaji Maxamuud) waxaan usoo dhajinayaa Indhoos oo luuq kale isku calool xumeynoyso: Naagbaa waxaa layiiri aduunka wexey ujecleed markuu odaygeeda uu habeenkii soo hoydo iney qolka wada sheekeystaan (sheekadana tan hadalka ubaahan ma'aha yaah )...Odaygii, Xaaji Maxamuud wuxuu bilaabay inuu sheekeysiga habeen walba joogtada ah kadaalo...Wuxuu ku fikiray haduu habeenkii aad isku soo daahiyo inuu guriga markuu yimaado eey Xaajiyada jiifi doonto...Habeenkii koowaad wuxuu yimid laba iyo tobankii habeenimo (12am), gurigiiyuu wuxuu soo galay uunsi ka carfaayo, markaasey Xaajiyadii qolka kasoo qeylisay "WAR WA'AYO?"...Waa Xaaji Maxamuud buu yiri, markaaseey tiri Xaaji soo dhaaf qolkaan ku jiraa...Habeenkii labaad wuxuu guriga yimid shantii habeenimo (5am), sidii habeenkii kahoreeyayoo kale guriga uunsi, xaajiyadiina wey soojeedaa "WAR WA'AYO?"...Waa anigii buu yir, markaasey hadana tiri Xaaji soo dhaaf qolkaan joogaayee... Xaaladu markuu arkay inuusan meel uu uga fakado jirin, oo islaantii habeen walbo sheeko joogto eh rabto, buu habeenkii sadaxaad guriga dhaqso iska yimid, koley wey soo jeediyee...Markaaseey sidiiyoo kale hadana tiri "WAR WA'AYO?"...Wuxuu kujawaabay "WAA XAAJI MAXAMUUDOO AAN CAAWA BARTAA KUUSOO DHAAFEYN"!!!!!!!

Maaddeey, horta bal aan mid meel isla dhigno: Ani qofna uma diidin in wuxuu rabo ama rabto ey xirtaan...For all I care, sidee hooyadiis kudhashay guriga wuuku joogi karaa (kaba sii fiican )...Laakiin waxa aan ka hadlay waa aniga sida aan u arko macawista sideey u egtahay...Yemen iyo Indonisia intaad iga tuureyso, maa idhahdid lee 'aabahaa baa xiran jiray', maxaa meelahaas iigu fogeynee? Anigoo Soomaali Muslim ah hadaan surwaan xirto bal iisheeg waxaan noqonaayo? A bird? Allamagan, xaaladu hadeyba fargad mareyso waanka daba haray...Fargan aan maqli jiray, fargad maa ii keentay maanta?

Iyaah? Aaw i baqatay, ee lu'aas juxo he nadh aa ii yoogtay, xawaa is hadhay roodhe yaashaan am laka hafyaamaan! Nadhaaf...Haye adi noosoo dhaji hee, ani su'aasha kuma fiicni, qishidaan kufiicnahay...

^Muxuu kawadaa noo jilci bal? Aaliyah, ani ima guursan karyo, ee adaan kuugu faataxeyn lahaa! Haddii raggi gurigooda aadan ugu oggoleyn MAcawis, adiga amaad banaanka surwaal ku aaddaa lee? Surwaal intaan xirto aan wilibo goonana ka faanaa xirashadeeda, bal arintaas kawaran? I think quraan saar baan rabaa, laakiin ninka Nuune layiraahdo iga ilaali quraankiisa...

Aaliyah, I am fine sis...How are you these dayz? Allamagan, xataa anaa?

:mad: @naturally funny! As a dear friend of mine would say 'aabahaa w*s kaliya caay ma'aha'...Kufako intaad meesha kucusub tahay darteed... Macawistana wili kama helo, still goono dheer uun bey iigula egtahay...Hee ma macawista ragga xirtaa ku jirtaa?

Buuxo, sheekadii Xujo Dhaq adaaba kadaree, waaxey Xugo bisinkee? Arac, ilaahoow hadaad fiyoowdahay maxaan dhahaa? Si daacad ah baan u qoslay markaan arkay feeradaas...Niyadana iska iri 'aloow tan gacmeheeda iyo cajaradeeda ha'itusin'...Yacnii feero burn-marks nooh! Indhoos, here goes mine, hana soo qishin: Wax kun baal leh oo aan bad ka boodin?

Bas bas, intaasoo amaan ah dhanbo hadey Jamaal kusocoto caawa hudadiisa maxaa ladhihi jiray 'tarankuwile' uu u seexanaa... Maaddeey, soo dhowoow...Hadaad sidan reer SOL ukala taqaano adoo baryo kaliya meesha joogo, ha'isoo marin adoo sanadyo meeshaan dhex mushaaxaayay!

Originally posted by Zinki: P.s. Never take advice from any fellow in here. Most of them are Bachelors like yourself; In fact,you probably did more than they ever did in the many years they have been here. No offence to Nuune of course,waayel waaye asaga Ishaad ka tuurtay! Waxaad ka iloowday badankoodna seey meesha usoo taagnaayeen, year after year after year after year, in gabdhihii hal hal looga guursaday... Eng., ma maqashay 'timirtii horeba dab loo waa'? Kuwii kaa horeeyay bey wili jiq ku tahay maclaa adoo hada meesha soo galay... Soo dhowoow walaalkiis anaa kaa naxaayee aan runta kuu sheegee (ee naga siko hoosta hanaga soo galinee ), hablaha maanta jooga wexey jecel yihiin in walax dhinax ah ey is mac macneeyaan...Marka never ever take their rejection as a sign they aren't interested...I say, keep banging that door, and eventually, hopefully one day sooner or later she'll open it...Dalaq lee dhehee markaas nooh!