none of the bystanders moved to intervene. That's hilarious...Xashac!!! The saying 'you live by the gun, you die by the gun' comes to mind here!

I am sure inaan maqli jiray something kusaabsan qofka markuu boqolsano gaaro in dambigiisa la tirtiro oo isaga dhamba caruur camal noqdo! (sifiican uma xasuusto, ee ha'igu soo boodina yaah)...Hadaba hadey waxaas wax ka jiraan, naagtaan 17yrs lagu sheegaayo baaba fidnada dhan wado oo iyadaaba 12jir haweysatay...I so want to call her a 'dayuusad' for such an act eyku kacday dhoocisha... :mad: Haladhaafo cunuga waryaada!!!

^Wadnaha inuu istaaga uun baan ka baqi intuu isleeyahay gaal dil... NG, legal age in Somalia is markey gabadhu baaluqdo, be it 15, 12, or 9! Nuune, aniga iyo adiga isku umad waanahay, laakiin waxaan kala umad noqondoonaa maalikii adoo ilka jajaban aad dhahdo 'Koolo walaaleey waataan isku ummad eheen eebal gabadhaada igu sadaqeyso'... :mad:

LOL@Nuune...Walax dhinax yar maseer aa igalay, anbo Vitamiina D waa rabilahaa, specially that of an 100something year young wiil! Xaaax...

^Yaa yiri hee iyadaa ku faraxsan sheekadaan? Iyada afkeeda maa laga haayaa? Xataa hadii afkeeda laga hayo, lafaheedey u baqee... Originally posted by Juxa: he should have taken his tusbax and get close to his lord. 'Habah gaalaa dilaanee' mamaqlin miyaa? He is in a way getting closer to his lord, haduu odayga gaalo rabo inuu dhameeyo...

Nuune, I highly doubt she is happy with Abkoow Dore...Not many teen girls dream for their prince charming to be 'expired' in age, wah! Kar expired waa dhaafay, alle uun baa ka weyn... Juxa, ee ma beenaa @calalka? Waxaan rabaa inaan sii dhalo kuyeh...Iyaah?

Ahmed Muhamed Dore - who already has 18 children by five wives - said he would like to have more with his new wife Gosh!!! Oo ma'inuu wili shaqo taguu rabaa odayga? Waaba calalee wuxu? :eek: 'He had waited for her' lagu yeh, maka taqaan will labaatan iyo shan jir ah? Nacalaa sheydaan kutaal...

Originally posted by Indhoos: Waraada Af-Soomaaliga inaan daadiyay baan isku haystay, maxee tahay meeshaan leenba arkooyaa inay jiq iiga tahaye... AfSoomaaliga intaa dhameysay aa wilibo dildilqoysaa... Ar adi ma'aha ee Nuune cuntooyinka qaarkood uu soo qoray ma'aha afSoomaali, ee waa kalmado lasoo deensaday...Mushakal markaan arkay aanba qosol ladhacay, Nuune anaguu rabaa inuu na wareeriyo...

Originally posted by Tuujiye: Waraa Fuufuu run ahaantii, su'aalaha weyn waxaa waaye, "qooq muxuu yahay?, sidee buu u eg yahay? ma qaab daran yahay mise wuu qaab roon yahay?, ma cudur baa? ma wax "itusi itaabsii" ah? ..... Aboow, aboow, saan rabalee inaan uga jawaabo su'aalahaan, laakiin waxaa kabaqaa aayad cusub inee igu soo dagto! As for the topic, once your friends start to get married one by one, it usually means time has come for you to get married...Hadii kale meesha waa ku baaree...Meesha ka kac oo nin yaroo kala xiran kasoo saaro ee isku qabooji...

^I wouldn't say he was patriot, but hell, he was the best leader of my time! Horta sidii habar suuqa cunto ku gado oo qowtalyoonkeeda ku xiran yahay cuntadaas gadmadeeda, oo cuntadeeda caro looga daadshay mexey dadkaan ugu inkaartamaan? Najeynaa!

Antara, Antara, Antara, aya yaya yaaaaay! How can you accuse the girl's brother of not having a touch of reer magaalnimo, when you clearly lack the basics of reer magaalnimo yourself? Don't get me wrong, your shunkaansi skills aren't bad, specially coming up with the whole 'book launch at the local library' thing, laakiin! A true reer magaal, and I mean reer magaal to the bones, would've invited both the girl and her brother to this book launch, while casually writing down his phone number on a piece of paper to give it to the girl so she can get the details of the event!

LOL@Shuunka hala daayo...Dad Somalia joogo ooba shuun xiiraayo hadey jiraan, kuwaasaaba karbaash iyo nus ubaahan... Sheekada cusub aan soo maqlay, waxaa layiri gabarkasto hoosteeda ayaa la check-gareynooyaa to see iney gudan tahay iyo in kale...Taan gudneen, gudniinkeedaa dhab lagu siinaa - AlShabaab style...CAJIIB!!!

There's toughening him up, and then there's ganging up on him...No wonder the poor dude is on defence mood markii la'arko...

For some odd reason I though the passengers of the van were Somali? Cuz who else would have five passenger in a van past/close to midnight! Asians baaban iloobay... Back to the topic, the images from the accident were just horrific to say the least, specially of the van...There are crazy drivers, and then there are drunks who choose to get behind the wheel... :mad:

Hadaan laboodi karin, malaga talaabsan karaa?

Horta maxaad Marx odayadiinaan ugu goobataan? Miyeeydaan hal hal isaga celin karin?

A green house is made of green bricks, where as a greenhouse is made of glass! *leaves saying 'walaahaan dhicin, abadan, anaa saxsan, waxaan iney nawaalaan bey rabaan anagoo awalba hal lug ku taagneen'*

Originally posted by LayZie G.: In short, every woman wants him, every man wants to be him. Aaaaah, I can't get past this! :mad:

Originally posted by nuune: ^^^ SOL aas joogaa qofka dhalay majnun Yaa kuyiri ii jawaab adi? :mad: Qofka dhalaan rabaa inaan ogaado nooh, yariisowgaa rabay inaan ka kor boxo... Suaal reer Mudug ma ahooo.... Yaabka, sheekada kala saar...Habraha caadi waaye ineey dhalinyarada weydiiyaan su'aashaas...Ee hadaad rabto reer Mudug style waxaan dhihi lahaa 'Oo maandhow qolomaad eheed?'...

Just bought the green and black the other day, I used to have one - but it somehow magically disappeared... :mad:

Originally posted by NGONGE: quote: Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Naag kasto markii koow la aroosaayabo hadii saas dharbaaxo looga fujin lahaa, ma iyagaaba is waali lahaa! LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, nacalaa sheydaan ku taal!!!!! She bit the hand that fed her. (that's why he slapped her). I had no idea she bit him...Baga marka, taasi weyba istaahishaa in indhaha bartooda xabad dharbaaxo ah looga fujiyo...Wilibo inuu mid fara jirjir ah ugu soo qatimeey eheed...

Soomaali waan ahay, waxaan badali karana ma'aha...

Originally posted by Maaddeey: quote: Originally posted by Kool_Kat: Maaddeeyoow taas xataa makula saxsantahay? Buugeey ka aqriyeen in jalbaabka laga tosho dharka adag ee saraawiisha laga tosho? Xaasidsanaa, inteey u huurinaayaan masaakiinta? Walee kuwaan wax kastaa kasuurooba!!! KK, taas waa another issue, halkan waxaa looga hadlaayey, iney Naas koontroolaan !, haddey dharkaas dumarka ku qasbaanna ma dhici karto, haddii sida la yiraahdo ay yihiin sida Taliban, waan ognahay Taliban sidey gabdhaha ugu labisaan!, waa lagu eedeyn karaa: " KUWAAN NUURISKII EEY NOO QOONSADEEN " Su'aal: how do i quote onother person in the same post? My point wexey kusocotay waxaad caddeyntaada ku sheegtay: 'Dumarkoo dhan waxay ku qasbaan iney qaataan Jalbaab & Goonno isku joog ah (dharka adag ee saraawiisha laga tosho)'...If they can dictate marada eey tahay in jalbaabka laga tosho, wax kastaa ka suuroowba waxaan dad kusheega ah, including inee rajabeetana diidaan...

We have a whole lot of patriotic citizens...Cyber patriotics that is! :rolleyes: Dad badan baa buuxa 'alla wadankeygiyoo' 'eeboow wadankii' iyo wax la mid ah maantoo dhan gura, yet fail to do little or nothing (most likely nothing) to better the very country eey ubaroortaan day in and day out online! If that makes one patriotic, shoot, qalin iyo buug soo qaado, gacantana yeey ku daalin... Horaa loo yiri 'af waakan maay laki aami?'...Soomaali dhan, or badankood, afkeey ka booteeyaan (well farahana ku dar, kuwa online ku baroorto ), laakiin at the end of the day sariirtoodey tartiib u hurdaan...Waa dhif iyo qaliil inaad aragto dad wadankooda u ordaya, hanoqoto iney hey'ado lashaqeeyaan, hanoqoto iney lacag udiraan dadka aan iyaga waxba u eheen oo xerooyinka ku baaba'san, hanoqoto ineey iyaga ineey noloshoodu horumar gaarsiiyaan si ey biri wadan kii wax ugu qabtaan, ama hanoqoto iney ku fal jiraan siduu wadankii isku badalilahaa, iyo waxii kaloo la mid ahba... The above qoraal is based on dadkaan arkay oo patriotic isku sheega ah! Other than that, maan arag wax kale! Wadankeyga waanjeclahay uun looguma noqdo patriotic... :mad:

Aaliyah is crying *silently*, finaly qof ka yar baa SOL soo galay, or so he claims! Welcome Muhsin! Yaa ku dhalay?