Dambi ey leheen hee? Dambiga aan aniga iyaga saaro ama saari karo, tii alla ka weyn...Hadaad joojiso madax adeygana, oo aad indhaha furato, waad arki iney dambiile yaal yihiin...After all they're humans...Qof ama qolo la'iska nacona majirto, horaana loo yiri 'barasho horteed ha'inicin'...Wax aan ku jeclaado kama arag, oo aan eheen argagixiso iyo diinta qurxoon oo ey siday rabaan u badashaan to suit their evil ways...Marka Maaddeeyoow dadka jaceylka ama difaaca ama taageerka waalaga keensadaa...Ma'ila garatay walaalkiis?

Maaddeey, daba jir aa? Leesh? Waa laga qurxoon yahay qof dabadiisa in lagalo... Mamaqasheen iney xayawaaninta boqol dhalinyaro ah afduubteen si ay u taba baraan oo ey dagaalkooda ugala qeyb qaataan? SOL kuwa ka bootooyo horta mexey ugala qeyb qaadan la'yihiin dagaalkan? Lagu yeh Soomaali oo dhan waa iney dagaalka ka qeyb qaataan ama face the consequences! Iyaah?

Tolow intaan caruurteyda xaabsado ana amaan UK iska soo dhiibaa? Kuwey walaaleheey dhaleen xataa waa ku darsanaa...More kids = more benefits = luxurious life style...Hmmmmm!

Maaddeey, torobo quuq adi! Ilama aha Cawaale intuu meel fariisto inuu is yiri let me cook-up beentaan, sidii loogu sheegay ayuu inoogu sheegay...My point wexey eheed, not inuu isaga or his friend badaleen sheekada ama been sheegayaan, but by the time sheekada dhowr qof ey soo martay may be in wax laga tagay, wax lagu daray...Wax fahan, waa halkii NG! BTW, long long ago baan iri xayawaaniinta waxa kaliya udhiman waa cannibalism, marka jarjarida lama yaabin but the fact that they didn't eat it baan layaabay...

Tuujiye, ani ma walwalsani, ee I hate them...I hate what they stand for, say, or do...Anything about them la'ima soo mariyo, even sidey u neefsadaan waan ku jiriricoodaa xayawaaniinta...

AlShabaab janada ey haayaan anoo ilgur kufiirinaayo lee tartiib naarteyda jub dhihi lahaa...Janadooda iyaga ha heystaan...

Cawaale, allaha unaxariisto your friend's uncle... Sheekadu hadeysan eheen mid aan maskax galeyn, as some are suggesting, malaga yaabaa sida dhabta ah ey sheekada udhacday iyo sida ey Cawaale kusoo gaartay iney sheekada soo badalantay? Usually markey wax dhacaan, by the time qofkii afaraad ama shanaad ey sheekadaa gaadho, sheekada waxoogaa wey isbadashaa...I remember when my brother was in the hospital a few years ago, from what happened to him to what people were saying were totally different...Even now, I have an ill aunt who's in the hospital, and almost daily Somalida tacsi bey inoo soo wacaan, ama cudur cusub iyagoo sheegayo...Just a thought...

America has been good to me maxaa laga rabaa? Horta abkey wixii sharci loodiiday ama eelaboor (airport) iyo border laga soo celsho, ufiirso America ficil iyo faduul lee kasheegaan... I went to Buffalo not too long ago, too aan aqaan kuteh 'baasaboorkaaga qaado, citizenship kaaga qaado, waraaqda xataa markaa citizenka qaadaneysay lagu siiyay qaado, landigaaga iska qaado mar mar weykuweydiinaayaan...Caruurtaada dhalashadooda iska gasho walletka si eysan kaaga shakin..." Mind you, caruur ilama socdaan...IYAAAAAAH! For what effin' reason, ani few hours lee joogooyaa meesha aan wilibo lacagteyda uga soo dhaqaaqooyaa...Ar Suntaa, ha'isoo marina dheh, kuligood buufis aa isaga dhacay...

Q: Maxaa tiri? A: Mar mar ma'idka qabataa inaad isweydiisaan "Soomaalinimada sideen uga bixi karaa?" :mad:

Maamulka Islamiga my foot dheh! War xayawaanadaan yaa dadka ka qabta? Wuu qirtay lagumalohoo...

^"R-me", that just sounds so naughty!

^Bal adba? lol Marti qaad aa intaan isoo gaarsiiyay...Caku iyo reer UK iyo yaryaruuraciina banooniga u yimaado, caawa waan soo yaabay...They seem to be getting younger and younger, year after year...Heedhe baaniya caruurta bisinkee... Bal iisoo bari walaaleey...

^Hala yaabin wax la sheekeystee la'yihiin...Same routine every night ee maraan: 'adaa saan ah' 'maya adaa ah' 'maya maya adaa iga daran'...

LOL @cafis program! No shidh eh! Welcome! AfSomali mataqaan? (don't know what else to ask)

Q: Maxaa tiri? A: Een, waxna. Hee, adi maa wax tiri? Mise rabto inaad wax dhahdo?

LOL @takhaantikhiyo! Balo!!! Suuro meeshuu ku dhamaaday...

Of course mine, duh! Malika, the first time I've seen that photo, I smiled and without knowing it tears started rolling down...Bless them...

I highly doubt it's Marx! Buufiska joojiya!!! The thought of Marx being in diapers in '03 is little comforting, ee nagadaa wax hanagu soo faagfaaginee @Ibti...

^Can't be? NOOOO! Since 2003? I believe Marx was in diapers in 2003... As for the topic, I usually tell the ladies to never sponsor a man...Always go to him, see how he is, get to know him at his hometown/country! Maxaa kugu wata nin aadan aqoon inaad sponsorto? Trust and believe, as much as you may like to believe you know a person, you don't...Not til you lived with him! Specially, if your relationship was long distance...It is not leaving your life behind, rather starting a new chapter in the country where he lives...

A picture is worth a thousand words!

Amiin, aamiin! Thank you all again and again... It is really tough to see a loved one ill; worst is when doctors say there's nothing more they can do...Ilaah baa caafimaadka iyo naftaba haya, ilaahoow inoosoo fududee aduun iyo aaqiraba...

Amiin to all the duas, and thank you all... Ilaahow intii Muslim ah xanuunka haayo ka qaad! Wax aan aduun ka necbahay maleh inaan isbitaal tago oo aan qof buko soo booqdo, it just devastates me...I feel so helpless...Ilaahoow imaan iyo samir inasii... Azizah, I am glad your aunt is better and may allah continue to bless her with caafimaad...

A close relative of mine had gone through a major surgery about a year ago, and now is back in the hospital...Please usoo duceeya in uu ilaahay caafimaad siiyo, xanuunka hayana uga dhigo dambi dhaaf! Ilaahoow usoo sahal maskiinta, she's been through so much this past year... Thank you in advance...

LMAO @Siliska weyn!!! Sariirtaan iman lahaa Sanqar baa bixi leheed Salaax baa xigi lehaa Istiin baa socon laha Sidiiiii beynu yeeli leheen Sidee? Waa si cajiib leh LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Meeqo break uu u qaadanaa maskiintaan? Caano, sigaar, sodogii iyo sodohdii salaan...Inaa lilaahi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOOOOOL

^Nin madow hee? Mid cad waanba ku yaqyaqsadaa! As the saying goes 'the darker the berry the sweeter the juice'...