As reerxamar ppl would say, MAANGAAB. Please HARAKY, tell me that you know nothing about women. Obviously, if you think about buying a woman at the store, you don't have much experience. So baby boy, stick with what you know like buying plastic women at the store...lol or better yet, just buying candy at the store... I can not believe you'll post such a topic? Once again, MAANGAAB!!!

I am one Kool_Kat who loves all of her Nomad ppl (nicknames)

for the record the name is Kool_Kat as in Cool_Cat not Khat. Thank you...

Thnx Barwaaqo

Somalian women are no doubt the MOST BEAUTIFUL women on the face of this earth. We have beautiful skin tone, soft hair (well at least most of us), soft skin, our hight is just perfect for our Somali men, Need I say more... On the other hand, Ethiopians are shorter than Somali chiks, have a skin tone of God knows what? Timo jareer, dark ass gum, their breath be kickin it like wow - 24/7. Their eyes look like they're about to pop out. I mean have seen some that look good, but that's only hand full. So I would say you insulted your Somali women when you compared us to Ethiopians. FYI, both black and white people compliment us (Somalis)on our beauty, hair, and features such as nose, eyes, and lips... [This message has been edited by Kool_Kat (edited 03-27-2002).]

Thanks, El~Nino and Illmatic. Caydiid, plain Enlish, please...lol

aaaahhhahahahaaaa. ahahahaaaahhaaa...

I've always wondered, why is that when Somalis cross each other on the street they pass by without saying hi? Or they give you this look like they ain't seen a Somali person before? No offense to anyone, but do we have too much pride to say hello to each other as Somalis? I see people from different nationalities, and it's like they are always happy to see each other. I see gaalada caadiga ah, and it's like sayin' hello or good morning to you makes their day. What is it with us Somalis? I ain't lying, I wouldn't feel comfortable saying Hello to a Somali person I don't know, but why is that? Holla...

Here goes my list: 1. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Well, what good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? 2. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know a$$hole, you pulled me over! 3. When people say "You made your bed, now lay in it." They're damn right I'll lay in it! 4. Signs that say "Don't drink AND drive." What if I drink, THEN drive? 5. People who say "Do you have the time?" Time for what? That's all for now...

lol, lollllll... That was really funny. Thnx

Like Baydan said, consult with your doctor. They would most likely put you on the birth control pill, which really works. I know they have more improved ones out now. So try that. If not, my mother once told me something about xabasooda and malab (honey) - I am not really sure about the malab part, though. Also, have a cup of hot tea with Ginger. Drink a lot of fluid, mostly warm if you can. Good luck...

lol @the FBI joke. That was really funny.

That was a good one...