Salaan Sayid, meeshaan waa lagaa sheegtay, ee maxaad qastaa oo jaan? What's the big deal of asking someone for a favor? Soomaalida horta mexey u jecel yihiin wax kasto iney kadhigaan gacan iyo lug lagoynaayoo kale? Teeda kale, hadey tahay qof ey idinka dhexeyso inaad isweydiisataan, it shouldn't be so hard...Tan xigta, would you've done if this someone asked you the same favor? Naga daaya hee, anaga Soomaali wax kale hanooga dhiginee...

Dear Cara san taag, I doing well, thanks for asking. I know you're Somali. I also know, Somalis happen to be arrogant sobs. May I suggest you ask the University for a refund, as you'll end up failing this course, even if you cheated. I look forward to hearing from you to discuss how you terribly failed this course and wasted your money. Best Regards, Someone

^Hey, hey, leave my Naija peeps alone...

Shiinka quraanka maa tiri? Ar idaa Maaddeeyoow, waxaan rabo inaan dhoho, hadaad ileedahay 'waxaasoo kale diinta inaad ka baxdeey kugu sigeysaa'... Aloow inoo dambi dhaaf kuligeen...

Muxuu sameeyay? Reer Qardhoodka aniga dhib kuma aqooninee...lol Teeda kale NG oo dadkaaga sidaa uga hadlay, I'll let you off the hook, war miyaa? Hadaad NG daayso, it is only fair Sayidna inaa iska dhaafto nooh...

LOL @Shirib xumaa...Maxaa ka xanaaqsantahay ineysan Shabaab mid u tirininaa?

Ani maa u diiday? Shiikh Shariif saliid badne ani xataa waa la taageeraa! Teeda kale shiribkaan ani matirin, ee Shariifka ina'adeertiis aa tirisay oo adeerkey taageereyso...

Originally posted by Juxa: i admit this convo could become very lengthy as such Ngonge i will let you off the hook as long as you recognise our common CADOW waa sayid. Dadka ajnabiga ah qaar baa wexey tiraahdaa shaqadaada waxaad sifiican u qabsatay markaad a few enemies suubsatay along the way... Salaam dhamaantiin...

Jecliyaaye Jasiiroo lagu jeesteeyo Jecliyaaye Jamaamoo lagu jireeyo Jecliyaaye anigoo Qardho joogo Jecliyaaye jaamad dhulka hooyo Jecliyaaye xornimoo lagu joogo Brah, brrrrrrraaaaah, RESPECT! Waa halkii Jumeykaanta... Now let me break it down for yah, Shirib style, aight: Dumarka Soomaaliyeed, Dumarka dowladoow rabaa Dahabna waa ku doonayaan Dumarka dowladoow rabaa Ar dahabna waa ku doonayaan Dumarka dowladoow rabaa Dahabna waa ku doonayaan Dumarka dowladoow rabaa Dahabna waa ku doonayaan Dumarka dowladoow rabaa Ar dahabna waa ku doonayaan Dhalinyarada, Danyartu waa dayoowdayee Dowladuu waa iney dhistaa Danyartu waa dayoowdayee Dowladuu waa iney dhistaa Danyartu waa dayoowdayee Dugsi in loo fureey rabaan Danyartu waa dayoowdayoo Ar dugsi in loo fureey rabaan My fav, when adeer Cabdullaahi Yusuf madaxweyne noqday, ready? Good, let's go; Talking to Dumarka Soomaaliyeed Dalkaanuu dowlad waa hale Haloo dalaalo dumaroow Dalkaanuu dowlad waa hale Haloo dalaalo dumaroow Iyaah! Kacabso Batuulo... Nina there's a famous Maay saying that goes something like this "af waakan, mee laki aami"...Hadal lee yaa wadi karo? Mise maantoo dhan 'Eeboow wadankeenii' maan heyneenaa?

@goormee Magool wadinayad noqotay... She was wadaniyad when this was recorded, or so she seems...lol Nina, saa usocotay sheekadaanaa hadana? Hees wadani aa? Wadankee? For a second I got excited, O'Canada leenba soo suri rabay!

Reer Qardhoodku dh-da kuma badna huuno...You missed my point by a quarter of a mile...Qadhdhood kuyeh, qandho fil daran qaad kuma dhihi karee!

^Waadh ka beydh beynu ku niri, of course qodho is followed by 'huuno' so carabka baa curly iron iney iiga dhagan tahay camal nooh, duh!

@they could learn a lot from reer qardhood!

Ereyada qaarkood aad moodo markii ladhahaayo sidii in curling iron carabka lagu soo dhajiyay magarto...Qoro maa ka wadaa, by any chance?

Ibti, adigoo sooman yaa ku yiri heeso dhageyso, iskaba daa hees soonka kaa jabisee? Waa maxay lyrics ka heesta bal? Good day all...

^ Eri is a word wah! Mise waxaa ka murantiin lee raadinoysiin? Saaxiibtey reer waqooyiga ah baa wax kasto kusoo gabagabeyso 'dee hadii uusan taada raaceyn iska eri baan ku idhi'...Macbuudka! Eri = Buri Tuujiye, Qardho afkaa kareeb...Oo wilibo the next time aad Qardho qoreyso isku taxaluji in adigoo smile-gareynayo aad qodho huuno...

Oz, reer Xamar aan isla ahaano maxumo, ee Qardho markaan maqlo, higher powers baa igu soo daga! Dhiigay iiga jirtaa camal...

Sayid, booto lee iga tahay...Wixii maskax gal ah la'iskama indha tiri karo...I've seen many Somali parents who would argue otherwise...Specially when teachers mention their child(ren) may have learning disability...Last year a friend of mine's child was offered extra course/class to help him keep up with his peers...Didn't she just go over-the-top...'ANIGEY RABAAN INEY CUNUGEYGA CLASS GOONI AH UDIRAAN' 'HADHOOW WAX GURIGEENA KU SAABSAN HADEY KA WAREYSTAAN?' 'WAA BEENTOOD MACALIMIIN MA'AHA WAA SOCIAL WORKERS OO CHILDREN AID LA SHAQEEYA'... WTF! All that because your child was offered an extra class? Maxaase laqarinaa bisinkee? Paranoia iyo nus iga dheh... NG, belated Eid mubarak...Mother in law? I thought we put that issue to rest? :confused:

Ibti, markaad aragtay ineysan Qardho waxba kadhicin, Mansh'allah uun maxaad u oron weyday? OZ, dhibkaaga Eastleigh haku ekaada...Hadii kale a lesson from Sayid baa kusugaya about the proper spelling of Qardho...

A scenario of a difficult Somali parent? Why not reply 'I only give scenarios of difficult Somali parents in dozens only?'... My daughter finaly started school (mixed emotions), put me down as one difficult Somali parent! La'idin Salaan kuligiin, NG aan ka eheen...

^Xaasid baa tahay, wth is 1-0? This was a TKO! There's noway of coming back from a knock out like that...NOWAY!!! :cool: @Sayid...Reer Qardhoodka lama taabto, lamana gardareysto!

Ducaysane, what could be more important than lacag? I didn't just mention lacag, fyi...Of course guriga shaqadiisa oo aad nala caawisaan, adeega suuqa oo aad noo aadaan, caruurta oo aad daiperka inooga badashaan, iwm, baa more impartant ka'ah lacagta...

^LOL! Juxa, only in a perfect world would all the things I've mentioned happen on the regular...LAAKIIN? Soomaali yaanyoow baan anahay... Cynical Lady, why the disappointment?

Sayid, DG waa Soomali! DG, Sayid waa macalin! Bas meesha ku kala dhaqaaqa nooh!!! Topic-gaan waa sidaan xalay tuhmay...Dad dhaaxaa calool xanuun inuu kuridi doona...Falaajin (Flagyl?), noobaljiin (Novalgin), ambashiliin, malmal iyo liin dhanaan hala soo agdhigo dadkaan yaaqoo... Qardho wax maba ehee (as some say), maxaa la wada waalatiin oo aad isugu dhex yaacdiin waxaan wax eheen (Qardho) markii lasoo hadal qaado? War ilaa anagaa balaayo aragnay!

Naga daa hee adi...Qaraarka kuhaayo iney caloosha ku qastay oo daaco shiir kugu riday kiyaaro waaye...Pepto Bismol fadaase ayeeyo?