Ok, I really thought Socrates reply was funny...then I read Jamaal_11's, I thought that was funny too... But then came opinionated's reply, OMG wili feeraha aa ixanuunooyo qosol dartiis...dhiq dhiq dhiq dhiq...gix gix gix gix... Ok, ok, ok, let me catch my breath...(Breath in, and out).... I would just turn off the lights and leave the same way I came in, then run like LAX WARAABE ARAGTAY... PS... Socrates great to see you back, I hope you're back to your full health...

lol...But shouldn't this be in the Jokes forum...hmmm...

ahhh, never mind... ***shakes head, then leaves room***

Naa Ameenah, ninkaan MMA ah warkiisa iga dhaafee, baaba-looshinka igala soo gaar... MMA, intaan cararay ayaan soo gatay Johnson-Johnson Co, Baby Lotion...Ohh man, this ain't the real deal...Like Mobb_Deep said, it is the ingredients...Kan maba lagu cadaanaayo nooh, wasaqdana makaa dajinaayo...lol... PS... Ameenah, that tour guide thing will depend on how many baabo-looshin you bring...loool Bye for now, got put on some more Johnson-Johnson baaba-looshin, that I bought from Shopper's Drug Mart...

Sure Darman, and my name is Janet jackson...loooooooool The fastest I ever did way 160km, let's just say the rest is history...I sure as hell don't drive any faster than 120km...Yo that's some scary shidh...

I am not even sure what the Poster is trying to get accross...Confused the Hell out of me... If a woman is not ready to get married in her 20's or early 30's, I sure there are reasons... May be cuz, she didn't want get married... May be cuz, Ilaahay amarkiis... and some more thoughts, but i have to collect them and get back to you... Ohh yeah, and what abou the Warlords? PS, may be she's yelling at him cuz she knows the "WARLORDS" aren't around!!! ***hint hint*** Jiniba miyirkiisuu qabaa... Excuse me, I have some Yelling to do!!!looooooooool

Happy Somalia Day...VIVA to all the Somalis where ever they are... ALL FOR ONE, and ONE FOR ALL!!! Hopefully someday...Insha Allah...

Ohhh My God, Ohhh My God...I don't even know where to begin... First of let me start by saying happy Somalia/Canada Day... Next, I went out last night to a Somali Jam...Ohhhhhh Man, i don't even know where to begin...I took my younger sister and sister in-law...When we got there, there were at least 50 BOYZ standing outside...Needless to say, they were all drunk or drinking in front of the place...And I assume the oldest wasn't even 20yrs of age...Damnnnn... Now, we go in...These teen and I say TEENS, cuz I know some of them, were in there with bottles of liquor...They were dressed terribly UGLY...Ufff, pants just above their knees...Smoking weed in the Somali Jam (I wonder what happened to manners)...About an hour into the party, I went to the ladies room, came back and saw my sister in-law in shock...She was yelling saying we have to go...I says to her no way...I paid $20, and better get my money's worth... N'way, we stayed...I was dancing with a friend of my, when someone threw a bottle (of what seemed to be) beer...It hit the floor, broke, and the drink was all over the back of my shirt...I left the dance floor, and as I was leaving a fight broke...These kids were throwing the damn chairs up in the air, as if they were footballs... Anyway, I was every disappoined...Is it me or when Somalis drink they are the worst ppl to deal with...Walaahay, xalay saan uga baqay caruurtaan, Jamaicans ka ooka toughsan ugama baqin... I wonder what they are planning to do with their lives, if they are drinking and smoking at the age of 16...That is a SHAME... I know I won't be going to any more Somali Parties...What a nightmare!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :eek: :eek: :eek: Overall, HAPPY SOMALIA DAY...And for those who live in Canada, HAPPY CANADA DAY!!!

MMA, maxaa reer Toronto ukeentay hee...It seems you had a wonderful time, waanba maseersanahay... Baby Lotion ma iikeentay?lol I will be visiting in Aug or early Sept...Hopefully I'll get the same wlc...MMA, iigala hadalhee dadka yaah, si la'ii soo dhoweeyo...

Ok ok ok... Happy Early BIRTHDAY, Clown...

I am looking forward to the Canada Day calebration, which is July 1st...Koowda Luulyo, of course, I am actually going out to a Somali Ruwaayad tonight to calebrate it... Carribana, in early August...

Allaha u naxariisto if she is Somali... Quite_Storm, sorry for the horrible experience...I really don't know what to say...It ain't like these things happen on dailly basis here in Toronto...It is just unfortunate, it has to happen when you're visiting...I really don't know what else to say...Going back to London ain't gonna resolve anything, so stay and enjoy your stay in Toronto...We have so many beautiful things happening in the next couple of weeks... I didn't hear anything about the death of this lady...I am not even sure which area of Toronto this has happenned... Hope you decide to stay for the rest of your vacation and ENJOY IT TO THE FULLEST!!!

ok here's my list: #1. and I mean #1. a really bad sense of FASHION...He has to know what to wear and when to wear them... 2. dirty and long nails...Uff iyo akh... 3. Af uraayo...TIC TAC, halloooooow...That's all I gotta say... 4. A guy who doesn't keep his eyes on else where...All eyes on me, when you're with me... 5. A guy who doesn't know what to say and when to say it...Blah blah blah blah...Did somebody say something? Ok, that's my top 5 turn offs of 1,000,000,000...looooooooooool...

OG_Moti, ama do my research, but the day I prove it started in Asai, ani iyo adi war aa nooyaalo... ShakaZulu, I actually live one of the place where Somalis reside most in Tdot...I just haven't had the chance to find pics of those are... If anyone does, please feel free to post them... HOLLA!!!

OG_Moti, the article you read must be written my Asians...Cuz that's where SARS started...China, not Toronto... For those who lived in Tdot and moved, trust me been there done that...But I am right back here in Toronto...I just couldn't stay away from those beautiful memories...Since I can't go back to Somalia, I thought my adopted country is the second best...

I like the rules, cuz it puts some ppl in their position...If there were no rules on this site, then it would've been like other Somali sites that I don't even want to bother mentioning here... I am sure some would not agree, but we just have to adjust to it, and I don't see anything wrong with that...It is the only place ppl can express themselves with out putting down others or attacking others... Admin, good work...

Everyone who's planning to come down to Tdot is Welcome...We're alwayz happy to see new nomads around... SimpleWoman, I used live in the Jane and Finch area, but I am now reppin' my new block Weston and Lawrance (go figure)...Holliwood, as our ppl say it... Toronto is still the best of the best, regardless of this Sars outbreak...Ohhh well, anaga daacuun aa Soomaliya ku qabnay...looooooooooool...

As long as he's muslim, I don't see what the problem is...

My biggest fear to this day is Not knowing what you have till it is gone... One should neva take granted for another...Appreciate what you have today, as you may not have it tomorrow/forever!!!

As a married woman, never say never...You can always try your best...BUT NEVER SAY NEVER... Ok, here's what I have tried not to do so far and succeeded: 1. Never compare him to other husbands, he's my #1 2. Never yell at him in public, save it for later at home 3. Never second guess his decisions I can go on and on, but that's what I have succeeded to do so far...

Illmatic , what are you trying to say that Toronto ain't fun, or ppl participate less if it held in the Tdot... This event has been held in the Tdot for as long as I can remember, and ppl flew all over the world to participate...And over all it is a very nice event to bring our ppl together from all over...Something to look forward to in the summer, though I don't go anymore...

Illmatic, don't hold me back...Idaa dee aan naagta rifee...loooooooooooooool Ameenooy maad ka joog tid, ayaamahaan intaan kaa aamusnaa baad istiri tani waa fulay, war hooy joog...Koow, Labo... Ok, ok for Illmatic's sake, I'll leave you alone...I promise not to ruin your make up...

London and Italy... Clear the way y'all, here comes Kool_Kat...MEOW MEOW...This will be my first real vacation since 1998...

Ohh, hold up...IS it just me or someone "Ameenah", just called me a TUUGO...Warbal ii suga, shaarka gacmaha aan laabtee...loooooooooool You gotta admit, it's been a while since aan afkaaga hadal ka xado...AND IT FEELS GOOD...

YES, if she puts up with it...I don't feel sorry for those women who get hit by their mates... No man has the right, under any Circumstances, to hit a woman...But if that should happen, she shouldn't have to put up with it...And if she does or makes excuses for getting hit, then she deserves it...