Kool_Kat

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  1. ^^LOOOL...You know I lived in Minasodha for two and half years, one day this lady came up to me and asked "Are you Indian"...I said NO...Then she asked "where are you from"...I said Somalia...She replied "No originally"...So I repeated again "Somalia"...She just laughed and said "That's north of Florida right"...So I replied "No, you're pretty close thou, it is South of Mexico"...Walaahay I just left and didn't say anything else...She was a blonde thou, so the could also be why she was so dumb...
  2. I'm just wondering ,,, Ninku dookh xumaa Sheekha, oo isaga siduu u egyahay ma'is weydiisay? Shimbirba Shimbirkiis buu la duulaa...Besides she is not that bad looking, just give me five minutes (ok may be 5hrs) with her and you'll be WOOOW...lolz If convicted with intention to murder,premeditated crime, 20 sano kama yaraanyso, iyadoo madaxu cad yahay bay ka soo bixi. waa haday ku badbaado jeelka. Dabka, she'll be 41yrs old when she gets out, so what...40 is still young, haven't you heard 40 is not the new 20... Whether we laugh at the situation or not, it ain't gonna hurt nobody...I don't think my laughter will hurt more than getting stabbed with a knive 7X...Ee ani waayaabee ma barooranaa? wah...
  3. Vedio-ga dhanbo yalah lee ka fahmay... Amiin, kuligeen Allaha noo sahlo...
  4. ^^Heck, Somalidaba naftirkoodaba mayareystaan ayaamahaan...
  5. ^^Yep my offer still stands...Three weeks is plenty of time...Anytime, just let me know...But no hiking for me, I leave that for the white people...lol...
  6. Tagsiile, yaa kuu sheegayo hee? Dabshid, that is a very good point...What the hell was he doing when she was stabbing him 7X? Do we OJ Simpson here... Cara, lool...Stabbing someone ain't just that easy...
  7. ^What list, bisinkee? Azmaya, I forgot my sisters fav line for dadka afka uro: There is a TicTac in my pocket, have all of it, at once...
  8. kix kix kix kix...kax kax kax kax...dhiq dhiq dhiq dhiq...dhaq dhaq dhaq dhaq...Naaheedhe i dhaaf ha i dambaajininee... Next time, try to breath out when she is talking...Breath in when she stops...That works for me sometimes...Or, always have a gum ready and offer it to them when they come to you...I know sometimes gum xataa wax maka tareyso...But better than nothing....OR SIMPLY PLAY DEAD...
  9. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOL... Ohh my God...As I was reading your post, I was laughing so hard, and tears were coming down my eyes...My daughter thought I was crying... Azmaya, I know exactly how you feel sis...Walaahay, the other day I was thinking how can you tell someone "afkaagaa uraayo" or "waa shiiroysaa"... Layzie, you don't have to be kissing the person in order uu afkooda kuugu soo uro... Alla, out of all the things I've seen here on SOL, this is by far the funnies and yet so true...
  10. Originally posted by Azmaya: Anyways why marry a trucker who is gone for months or days on end god knows where’s he been or with who, no offense to the in the house truck drivers or wife of truck drivers, but its not good marriage or lifestyle from what ive seen and heard. ta ta Who told you it is not good marriage or lifestyle...Well, i don't know about him being gone for weeks or months, but mine does local...So he is home every night...You just read that he is a trucker and assumed it is long distance...There is also local you know... Paragon, it is the truth...Dadka suu mingis ugu soo dago ey anigana farxad iigu soo dagtaa...
  11. What crime and danger?I don't know what you're talking about...Who moved and changed area code...YOu know how much I have 905 area code...Yuckyyyy...Eeeeeew...
  12. ^^Faarax, they do and a lot more...specially if they own the truck...This guy I know, I did some accounting for him, made anywhere between 7-10K a month, he was an owner operator... People listen, there is nothing wrong with being a truck driver...I am saying this cuz my kusband is a trucker...Boy do I love seeing those digits on his pay cheque...Si kasto aan u xanaaqsanahay ama ay iiga jajabantahay, markaan arko it is like ineey farxad igu soo dagtay...lol Layziegirl, umaba jeedinee maxaa ka qaldan hadii truck lawado?Sheekaaba wadaayee... :rolleyes: Yaabka, caano hadaadin, farta hadii afka laguu galshana ha qaniinin...Then you'll have nothing to worry about... Enough said, let me save my energy...Waan soomanahayee...
  13. Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Idinka Da'da iyo wax baas baad ku maqantihiin. aniga Waxaan Layaabanahay, why his entire family was in his semi Truck? Was he Moving them to a place she dreaded? Ma soo furayee gabadha? Misna reerkeedu u celinaye? Maxaa waaye waxa baas aa sheegoysid bisinkee? Anaga da'da aan ku maqanahay, adigana wax kalaa ku maqantahay...Kuligeen waan wada maqanahay...Istacajib...
  14. ^^Shame I tell ya shame... Yaabka, qof kuu digay kuma dilin baa la yiri...So hadabo waan kuu sheegay, meeshaan waala'is dilooyaa is ilaali...
  15. LOOOL@asaga aya ku jirijiray... I didn't desert the city...Where would you get such an idea? Bisinka...
  16. ^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Seriously, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...
  17. Waxaa layiri "kirliga maxaa furka ka tuuray" or something like that...What made her do it? What did he do? I know no one deserves to get stabbed, but maseeku aa cajiib...There is this girl I know, she has four kids, kusband is a truck driver...Guess what, he got some girl pregnant in Ohio...And he didn't even tell his wife...One night he called his wife, the answer machine picked up, he thought inuu dhigay the phone...He was with is pregnant girlfriend...And as they say the rest was HISTORY... Yaabka, take notes bro...Saliid/biyo kulul in horka la'isaga shubona ku dar the list...
  18. ^^I don't have experience, yet ...But I have a creative mind...;)You should see waxaan rabay inaan qoro, lakiin ani lee isku xishooday...lol
  19. Walaahay, the first thing that came to mind when I saw her pic is that is can not be 21yrs old...Are they kidding me... Ohh, that poor child...Allaha ufududeeyo... Who knows the reason behind it...I just don't get what she and her child were doing in the truck...And how dump could she be to stab him while she is in the car with her child...Why not wait until he's sleep at home or something... Well, haka xaaxaabiso hee...
  20. No one has poked me yet...But I am very interested in what happens when you're poked...What? / / / / / / Ok, i just logged on to Facebook...Someone poked me, nothing happened...What's the big deal... [ September 23, 2007, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: Kool_Kat ]
  21. loooooooooooooooooool@incarcerate then until after the war...White trash...
  22. ^^What more could you want...Have some liquor at home, then go to the bar to get more drunk, then drive thru the A&W have something to eat, then go home and sleep...Voila...Perfect evening for an Indian... What else do you want open after 9pm...