^I am as patriotic as can be...Naah I don't want to paint mine, I like this one...

Kix kix kix...Yes sidh dhis is my Somalilandh passport sidh...

^Korka mar adi...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... I'll have you know that indha adeeg anaa la'iga keenaya...I refer to it as "nasty", cuz look at how everyone here is acting...kix kix kix...'Pure genuine feeling' kuteh...Naa soco...

^I think in eelaboorka laga celeyiy? Xataa hadii laceliyay, isaga maa noo sheegaayo, qatar uu iska dhigaayee...

^Maxaa the pregnancy process is bit slow for you miyaa...Naa ani old wives tale kuu ma hayo...Imaan isu yeel yaaqoo wah, it can be little slow, but before you know it kaboom it will happen...Adoo uur leh foolxumadaada yaa ku heynaayo hee... This is what I know, Boy meets girl Boy marrys a girl They do the nasty Boom, girl's belly is full Nine months later comes a baby... Maxaad moodey? LOL Zafir, ani baabuur parking laga bixinaayo aan u mooday...Pull out lee tiri nooh...

^Pull what out? Kax kaaax kaaaaax kaaaaax kaaaaaaax...

^Oh so is like that huh, you don't say HI back to Kool_Kat?

Dabshid, dhagaha qabso... So come out of the closet, who is using what! loooooooooool just kidding LOOOOOOOOOL...Ee ani waan sheegay...kix kix kix...Naahooy yaa ku dhoho cagaha dhulka dhiga, baby every yearkaan aa la gagabeysid jooji...Maxaa ninkaaga uga xanaaqee, nin neceb maleh in 20 wiil loo dhalo, wah...One baby boy down, 19 to to...lol... War waxaan wuxuu X-rated yahay maleh hay...It is just exchanging information...To some it might be educational too...

^Is there 'S' after the 'E'...kix kix kix...Isku xishoo naayaa...

^Alla ma anaa u maleeyo mise Val aa la'isku qor qorooyaa? Hi Serenity...War kuwaam HI-dooda allaha ku dhaafiyo...Socda dheh...

BadaCas, what did I say that made you say "war hayaah"? I know Layzie is crazy, matter of fact, I think she should change her name to CrayZieGirl...

Originally posted by Eccentric Nomad: im 37 really but buuga caydha im 19..my hobbies include watching the xinna on my hands dry over dhuxul.. Kax kax kax...Kex kex kex...Kix kix kix...Kox kox kox...Kux kux kux...Buuga caydha yaa...Haye noo sheeg hee, cilaanka adi maa marsado sida ayeeyooyinka, mise mid laguu mariyay waaye....

Allow umadeena u gargaar. Aamiin...

Dabshid, I loving the car on your signature...When you're done with it, can I buy it from you, plz? As for the topic, it wouldn't be the same if they used black kids...The message wouldn't be as strong...

Originally posted by Fahiye: this topic shows that most of SOL girls are bunch of guumeys in the waiting-- Ehe ehe ehe ehe...I couldn't get past the guumeys thingy....kax kax kax...Good things come to those who wait, mala dhihijirinoo horta... Farhiye, you're funny abaayo...kix kix kix...

^20 aa...Allaha kuu sahlo...Mayareysatidee day adi...

^Maxaa waaye inkaarta, alla kuceebee aa? Maa iska key deysid yey inkaarteyda kugu dhicinee!!! Hey may be we should go together, I am planning on going there late Feb, inshallah...If I don't make it, I'll be waiting for my dirac...I'll PM u my address...

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Adigana yaa isbarmuuto la dhami jirtay? Xaawo Taako? What are you saying, aabehey Xaawo Taako uuka weynaaayaa? Mayee, isbaramuuto waxaan la cabi jiray Caraweelo...

Layzieeeeeee, nacalaa sheydaan kutaal...Naayaa mawaxaasaa meel la soo fariisatay? Ceeb allaha asturo!!! I was covering my face as I was reading what you wrote (bal yaa ii jeedo, maa caadi u aqristo, kix kix)...Wax kasto waxaaba iigu daran HABARYARTAA...Why would she tell people what daughter had told her, something sooooooooooo personal...Naga tag... she will position herself with lugaheeda cirka ayagoo fiirinaayaan. Kax kax kax...Wax wax wax...Fiq fiq fiq...Alla hoognayooo ba'nayeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...Balo balo...loooooooooooooooooooooooooool... Be aware, Soomaalida hada joogto ma ahan Soomaalidii hore, kuwa hada joogo they are way too advanced in dat field! Nuune, it is time y'all played catch-up no? Duceysane, maya Layzie mafiyoobo...Cisbitaalka dadka waalan oo Toronto aa lagu heyn jiray...Xoogaa markey fiicnaatay eysoo daayeen...Marka waalagu soonoqdayaan u maleenaa...You should see waxyaalaha kale ey ku hadasho...Hada ameyba xishoonoysaa... UMU, what else did you call nasty? Noooo couldn't be? Explain yourself young laday!!!

^Bisinka, maxey tahay inkaartaa wado? So much fun aa, odaygaan aabehey uu shaah lacabi jiray yaah...Fun xoow ka ogyahay?

Dhag-ween aan ahay nooh, damiin farwaaween aa wax loogu qaraa ma maqlin miyaa adi? Walee kii 'horned up' noqdo, isagaa isku noqday ma anuu iinoqday...Markey isoo ag istaangaan or ey rabaan iney ila dheelaan, I just tell them 'no ingriis baliis, dankis', then i look away...As for in la'i garaaco, anilee amaa tumaa...lol

Originally posted by Ducaysane: KoolKat: Some women may disagree with you using codmons all the way.. They think that using condoms is like adigoo cunaya nacnac aadan bacda ka fiiqin... QAX QAX QAAAAAAX...Nacnac aadan bacda ka fiiqin kuyeh...NO COMMENT... Ngogne, you have a good point there...Well here's what' I was able to dig up: Continuous Abstinence – This means not having sexual intercourse at any time. The Male Condom – Condoms are called barrier methods of birth control because they put up a block, or barrier, which keeps the sperm from reaching the egg. Oral Contraceptives – Also called “the pill,” contains the hormones estrogen and progestin and is available in different hormone dosages. A pill is taken daily to block the release of eggs from the ovaries. The Mini-Pill – Unlike the pill, the mini-pill only has one hormone, progestin, instead of both estrogen and progestin. Taken daily, the mini-pill thickens cervical mucus to prevent sperm from reaching the egg. Copper T IUD (Intrauterine Device) – An IUD is a small device that is shaped in the form of a “T.” Your health care provider places it inside the uterus. Progestasert IUD (Intrauterine Device) –This IUD is a small plastic T- shaped device that is placed inside the uterus by a doctor. It contains the hormone progesterone, the same hormone produced by a woman’s ovaries during the monthly menstrual cycle. The Female Condom – Worn by the woman, this barrier method keeps sperm from getting into her body. Depo-Provera – With this method women get injections, or shots, of the hormone progestin in the buttocks or arm every 3 months. Diaphragm, Cervical Cap or Shield – These are barrier methods of birth control, where the sperm are blocked from entering the cervix and reaching the egg. Contraceptive Sponge - This is a barrier method of birth control that was re-approved by the Food and Drug Administration in 2005. It is a soft, disk shaped device, with a loop for removal. The Hormonal Vaginal Contraceptive Ring (NuvaRing) – The NuvaRing is a ring that releases the hormones progestin and estrogen. Surgical Sterilization (Tubal Ligation or Vasectomy) – These surgical methods are meant for people who want a permanent method of birth control. In other words, they never want to have a child or they do not want more children. Nonsurgical Sterilization (Essure Permanent Birth Control System) – This is the first non-surgical method of sterilizing women. There, thanks to Google...I don't know if there are any more...

^Tell them UMU...Tell them... PS, not every minute though, I still remember the pain...lol

^Ain't he just a cool person? The director is cooler though, lolz... I hope it all works our for y'all...I've seen the movie, and it is one of the best, if not the best Somali movie I've seen so far...

Caamir, horta kumaa eheed, mise magacaa soo badalatay? Ani waan wareeray...I dont the last time going clubbing ee ilbaxnimo eheyd...As for married women going to clubs, I think once in a while is OK...Heck, I don't remember the last time I went to a club, before this time in OH...May be three years ago or so... ofcourse offering the well endured advice,bastarkaa hasoo celiin,mid kale soo jiido!Maa iskagaa kumasrufii jiire.. Dahia, kax kax kax, wax wax wax, fiq fiq fiq...Adigan makusoo darsoontay...I am actually the other way around...Ani waanba ka sasabaa, naa hooy wiilka iska daa, walaaleey dhib badnidaa...Hadhoow biri hadey soo ceshato, yaa ii muslim eh...Maah maahdii mexey eheed "walaashaa iskuma hubtidee, seedigaa ha isku ceebeen' or something like that... BTW, xaasidsanidaa, maxaa saas nolosha iiga jajabine; baati and hogging the phone...Xaasid kamaa xaasid...I'll have you know, I wear baati with the matching jewelry, and slippers, with my make up done and the whole shebang...lool...