^Lee, ma waxaanaa hot and heavy la dhahaa...Adi wili caruur aa tahay hee...Hot and heavy hadaa aragto aamaa ooysoo...

Ok people, I had the opportunity to interview Tuujiye this afternoon shortly after he left the studio, here's how it went: KK: Bajaqa hayeh warka keen? T: Abaa adi horta bajaq ha'iigu wicin maku dhihinoo KK: Yahooy i dhageyso, hadaa bajaq tahay ani bajaq lee kuugu wacaa T: Adi iga qaleehee dad badan aa igu af baree noo, macalimada ga' iga siiso hee KK: Fiiri horta, SOL maxaa waaye taa ka dhigtay? T: War kuwoo bajaqyaasho aa meelan ka galo la'ahay, I think they saw me under the water nooh (gets excited) KK: Ee adi maxaa ku sameysay hee gabdhaha T: Ani meesha nac nac iyo baq baq lee kusoo qoraa bal iyaga what's fifteen for them hadaan dadka fun ka sameeyo. Gix Gix Gix (looks into the camera isagoo is qurxinaayo) Get it, maxaa uga shan iyo toban ah...heeeheheeeeheheee KK: War bal daya ciridkiisa, dameer daalay lee iga dheh T: Kuusha, hayeh ani maa hadana igu soo kala fireysay? KK: Ee baabuur maa wataa, maxaan soo kala fireenaa...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL T: Adigana qosolka maalaa yacniga aan kuugu nacay, marax yehee KK: Fiir adi marax nimadeyda laguuma dirsanaa, cunug yohoow aa moodo oday qamri ka dargay, war istooso, maxaa la liicliicoysaa T: Heheheee, adi qosoleey aa is mooday yaah KK: Fiiri ani ha ii qoslinee, ilkahaas aad u moodo bulukeet si qalad ah la'isku dulsaaray, maxaa waaye 'BREAKING NEWS'kaan aa wadid, iyo cunugaan MMA ladhoho aad moodo inuu subxaanyada qabo T: Ee maya nooh adi, meesha ooyin iyo cabaad eela yimaadeen, marka waxaan is dhahaayay xoogaa banooniga u salax noo KK: Ee MMA intuu ka soo galaa sheekada T: War kaas waanku daneysanaayey lee nooh, in la'i ban gareeyo aan ka baqaa KK: Mabaqday marka, ma labadii xiniinyood baa lagaa siibay? Wah thnx to Nephthys input) T: Yareey fiiriyaah, adi maxaa xiniinyaheey ku tusay KK: War ani ma arkinee, fulay baad igu noqotay noo, aaway wareysigii aa Serenity la yeelatay? T: (gets up, opens his jacket and starts yelling) FIIRI BAJAQ YAHAY, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS (hits his chest with his hands) KK: War isdaji, meesha dagaal mayaalee T: (starts crying) maya I am just sick and tired of these women picking on me (wipes tears) KK: Alla aboow raali ohoow (opens hands to give him a hug) T: (steps back) Naa horta maxaa gaal gaal isaga dhigtaa, iga leexo marax yehee (leaves stage isagoo ilin iska tirtiraayo) KK: War bax bajaq yohoow ooyinta badan...Waaxay wuxu, nin rag ohoo ooynaayo...Soco dheh isagaa marax ehee... Hade waakaa, wiilkii waalaga xanaajiyay...I don't know qofka naga qosol siindoono... BTW, it was Nephthys idea to do this interview...And me being the creative person I am, I did the interview...

^Abaay cunaha maa lagaa haayaa...Do want some Halls for your throat?

^Sorry I can't see you...But I'll know for sure when I don't see you on SOL forever...loool

^Bal ka dhabee...Sheeko badaanaa wiilka...Car...

^Waadh socoo dhimo hadaa doonto...Ani waxbeen ah meel ha iila soo istaaginee...Wah...

XIINOOW, Habaryar, anigu dee shaah kariskii iloobay...Laa kiin iska daa, shaqaalo badan oo dhaga fudud aa SOL ka buuxo...Markey maqlaan XIIN, shaah kon buskut kon xalwo kon qaxwo kon bun kon cambuulo, ee soo dhigaayaan meesha...

^Waadh ha'iga dhaman waa ku sidee...Waan iska fahmay adiga ama mid adoo kale ah inuu alifay...

^Is qodh ma'is tidhi? Waadh ka socaan ku idhi...

Hunguri, iska daa niyadaa uu ku dhisanooya...Abuu jacburis lee iga dheh calanka, kakab kamaa kakab waaxid...Calan maashee...And yea, Adeerkey alifay calanka Somalia was a genius, no doubt...But I can't say the same for Sheekha calakuu meesha lasoo istaagay kii alifay...looooool... Sheekha, seexadee anigu maanjecli inaad dhafartee...

^Adi yaa ku dhahaybo markii horebo Nuune u ergoo...Adaabo ka daran oo reer shangaani war ka doonay...Kool_Kat shaah karis wey iloowday, may be laakiin dad aan ogahay aa soo karindoono...

T: Please wlc my Friend KK KK: Hi!!!! (walking like bajaq wiligeed kabo taako xiran) T: ma socodka baa ku dhibiya? mise waad suuxdaa? hanugu soo dhicin KK: Alla waraa is daji qashin yahoo salaan lee iga aheedee T: ii waran? soo adigaa nuurayee yaa kuu nuurshay? KK: yaa kalee!!! NINKEYGA!!! hahahahaha T: wale in uu shaqo culus kaa qabtay farxadada bee ka muuqataa!! KK: ahahahaha T: Bal ii waran maxaa qabataa..soo adigaa luuq kaste taaganee? KK: waraa aflagada jooji yaah bajaq yahoo!! I work and take care of my family T: SOL ka waran iyo xaladeeda? KK: Sol naago aan jirin baa ka buuxaan iyo niman foodlayaal ah! T: Adigaba ma adaa jira soona kukan fooda dheer aad u qabtid shimbir laga naxshay! KK: waraa in aa i ceysid maad ii keentay mise wax kale? KK: waraa naag danbe hadaa i dhahdid boorsadaan aan wijiga kaaga dhufanaa walaahi faankuulo yahoo!! T: Xoog badnidaa wa rati baad ku QURAACTAA!! KK: waraa F off T: naa adigana B off KK: bye (gets up kicks the table and leaves) KAX KAX KAX, I was reading it to my sister - I couldn't read it saan u qoslaayay darteed...KAX KAX KAAAAAAAAAAAXKAX KAX KAXKAAAAAAAAAAAX... Markaasey waxey ku leeyihiin jooji showga...War waligoodbo...

^FYI, Ciraaq iyo Talyaaniga lee ka soo tali...

Originally posted by Hunguri: Mmmm Masha Allah ma cid lala simaa jira Saan u mushxaradooyo lee hadaa maqlileheed...I think SOL aaba ka dhex maqli kartaa...lulu luluuuuuu oluluuuuuu...Anaga alaabahan Ciraaq iyo Talyaaniga calamadooda oo la'isku darsaday i dhaafi...Gadaal ka gaaraa goobtiim dumiyay, soo lama dhihi jirin horta?

The F, you doing up so late...Have you beeing having fun without me? Calanka Ciraaq lee ma'ohoo odaygaan wuxuu madaxa ku dhajistay... SOL was down, so was K_K...I am doing better now though...lol

^Kadaroo dibi dhal, aan maqali jiray...

Nuune, waa ii been guurtay walee...Waxaanoo af faransiis eh intuu ka yimid... As for the topic, Je ne parle pas Francais!!!

Hi Sheekha, how are you? Haven't seen you around for two days...How's it going? Calanka Ciraaq adi waaka dambeysaa yaah...

Horta let me begin by saying, SOL was down yesterday, anigana neeftaa igu dhaganeed...Maanta markaan fiirshay,still down, waan ooyn rabay, WTF!!! Sheekha, caku cirid foolxumo badan...Xaad la qoslee...Horta odaygaan indha maraqaleh iga leexi...Wah...Hayehee, ma ooyaa anigaa...Waraa Tuujiye bajaqyohoow maxaa saas iigu caaynee, gogol anigana...Lacag leena xaal maris u aqaan ani... Originally posted by Canjeex: Ps. Caruurtan baradhada iyo kaluunka lagu soo koriyey ha ubixin...Suuro bila humor genaration ba la dhahaa. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Good one... Tuujiye, wuu cabsooday, caano siiya, maankuu heesaa...Fulay raax weyn...Saas ma bajaqyaashaan uga baqee...War soodaa waxaa heysid, ha ooyaanee...Hadaa baqeysidna af cad u sheeg, waalagaa celinaa...lol...Aaway hee ani wili waan sugooyaa... OK OK, how about we skip, you know who, and move on to Layzie...Layzie u dhamee on your show, just so 'some people' feel comfortable and don't feel you're taking sides...Hell ani isooo celi, caay aan raaxada isaga qaadno, lets see bo hadey wili sii ooyaan...War anaa ilaa balaayo aragnay... UMU, haye adi wax maa ka qabtaa hadii lagu keeno Tuujiye's show... PS, Tuujiye, sheekada wad dee maxaad la cabsatay...Mise MMA aa iska sasab is dhohoysaa...War bajaqaas wax kaa ma qaadaayo...

T: gabar walaashaa baa kula socotay ee meeday? A:yes my sister Ghanima is with me.. T:cuudu bilaah..magac foolxumaa bal lets call her out.. (Comes out Ghanima oo boonbolo wadato) G:aaaaaaalooooooooo eveedhi wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaan!!ehehe!! T:finka cuudu bilaah!!! war wenanbadnaa ruuxa!! naa heedhe ma carabka bee la dahay? A: leave her alone as...le!! she is sick! GH: Are you my father?? give me candy!! Ghanima, you asked what's funny...The above is really really really funny (hold on while i do my kixs & kaxs)...Kix kix kix kix kix kix...Kax kax kax kax kax kax kax...Fiq fiq fiq fiq fiq...(And as Nephthys would say) Qaaaaaaaaaaaaaxaqaaaaaaaaaaaaax... It is too bad you are taking this as an offense and not seeing the humour in it...It is ok though, I don't expect you or your likes to find it homorous...Maxaa idin wada gubooyo ma fahin ani...Xiin let it go, why can't y'all...Mise waxaa is dhohoysiin, minyarta uu dadka weydiistay isko soo sharaxa...Hus baa la idin yiri...Tuujiye doesn't need to learn anything, we and I mean WE enjoy reading his posts...And like I said before, if you don't like his posts I suggest the next you see TUUJIYE's reply DO NOT READ IT...Simple as that...No need in la ooy ooyo, we are all adults here...And this is just the NET, not the real world...I know it is really hard for some to diffirentiate the two...Marka intaad ooyinta joojisaan, go about your business... Horta naghaan maxa is tuse? Naga daaya, naago weyn baa tihiine! Otherwise pick a date and location and si fiican isku garaca inta iska daashaan and post it on youtube. Suuro badana naaguhu... naga dhaafa Lily, maxaaba balan la'isla dhigtaa intaan balantii lagaarin aaba la oynooyaayee...Qof ooynaayo see balan looladhiganaa...loooool...Isku dirleey... UMU, kix kix kix@Tuujiye's respond to gogol...kix kix kix... Xiin and I repeat it again is not upset not according to his responses UMU, bal adiguba ka dhaadhacsii...Mise waxaan u maleenaa wiilka afSomaliyuu ku qoray marka mala fahmaayo... 'Say Walahi' group lee iga dheh... NEPHTHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS, naa walaaleey, afkaagaa caano lagu qabay kumaba dhihi karo...Ee gacantaada kumaanm kumoo dollar lagu qabay...Well said, good luck inaa ka dhaadhacsiisid... Layzie, where is Tuujiye, dadkaan hala shabiyee, saa ani dad ooynooyo ma shabinkariyee... Nuune, kadaroo dibi dhal aan maqli jiray...Hayehee waan arkeenaa waxaa keentid... Muxuu dhahay odaygii 'waa af salax ku dhajis'...Soca dheh...Hortiin nuur...

^AHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...Rudy, what street territory?

^Kix kix kix kix kix kix kix kix kix kix...Hayeh adigana groupka Layzie maa ku darsoontay... This is what I asked him earlier today in the Somalia new National Anther thread: ^Warheedhe calankii Ciraaq muxuu odaygamadaxa ugu dhajistay? War saxiibkay wuu waashay iska daa...Suu meel u joogay wuxii ii kanay oday indho maraq leh, oo tabeebe madaxa kuxirtay, oo na calankii Ciraaq madaxa iigu soo dhajistaybo...Intaan jeceel maba dhihi kari... Still, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@sidii Lo' waalanoo jiniyo laga tumaayo, dhafoorkana tiiimbaro uu isku dhajiyay...Gax gaaaaaaaaaaax gax gax gax...

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...What is ninacbaraawe, caanobaraawe waanba maqlee...War ani waligey suuqa wax kuma cunin...Boqortooyo aan ku dhex jirijiray, marka wax kasto fadhigeygaa la'iigu keeni jiray nooh...Kaalay adi kii iikeeni jiray inaa tahaan u maleynaa...Suuqa miijis beel, wax kumiijiyo allah kuu sahlo...

^Ani waxaanbo umaleynaa mardhow qosoldartiis inaa anoo qoslaayo seexdo, anoo qoslaayo soo kaco, anoo qoslaayo ku riyood, anoo qoslaayo rumeysto, anoo qoslaayo qubesto, well you know where I am going with it...

^Alla maxaa kiiska iska waashay...Af ingiriis idhibo kuyeh...Sifiican baad u taqaana Puntland iyo Puntlanders meesheey kabilaabmaan...Ee sheekada intaa naga deysid su'aasha ka jawaab...