Kool_Kat

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    The Show..

    After receiving numerous phone calls from the Tuujiye Show, KK decided to do a late show so MMA can clear the air… KK: Thank you everyone for joining us this late night/early morning…This is a special show…We have Maskiin_Macruuf_Aqiyaar aka MMA with us on this segment of our show… Let me give y’all a little background on MMA, he has been a member of SOL since the beginning in 2001...He is hated by a lot of SOLers, and very few like him… Let’s welcome Maskiin_Macruuf_Aqiyaar oo ku magic dheer MMA… *Audience: BOOOOOOOOOOOO, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…* KK: Fiiri wiilyohoow lugta gaaban aad maleyso dhurwaaga, maxaa xaa cadaan la iisoo kacshay? MMA: Abaa fiiri adi, I just want to set the record straight…(Isagoo is toostoosinaayo) KK: What record? Oo ma heestaa? MMA: Abaa adi firi nooh, dheesha dhaaf noooh. KK: War kulama dheelaayee maxaa rabtaa? MMA: Abaa… KK: War aniga Abaa ha’I dhihin aabahaa ma ihiyee… MMA: Hay adi abeheey afkaa ka daayaah cunug yahay KK: War cunug taada ma ihiyee, kasoco MMA: Ani hadbo reer SOL dadkaan ha la iga dhex saaro. Ani meeshaan MOD aan ka ahay. I am suppose to be neutral at all times and not take sides. (codka intuu gabiyay) Laakiin KK ninkaa Tuujiye qosoloow, waan ka dambeeyaa… KK:War adigana dad ka labada xiniinyood laga siibay maa ku darsoontay MMA: Abaa adi fiiri nooh, ani iney SOL igu kacdo ma rabi nooh, shaqadeyda waan jeclahay. KK: Horta kaalay adi, Canada goormaa timid? MMA: Abaa, ani Canada imaashaheed dhan waxaan ka xasuustaa markii iigu horeysay HBO nooh…Abaa ani alaabtaas waanka dambeyaa ilaa iyo hada KK: Bal noo sheeg see isku barateen? MMA: Abaa, Canada first night aan ku bartay shock aa igu dhacay, waxaa nayroobi ku maqli jiray kanaalo waxyaabaha qaawan kaliya laga fiirsado in Canada. Ani iyo koo kale isla qol seexan jirnay...habeenkaas kanaalkaas uu arkay HBO. Lakiin biriq biriq aa ku jirtay. He thought he was in afrika.......tv gilgil ku bilaabay iyo feer… War ha nagu jibin ku dhahay. Isagana ku hey 'maya maya, anteeno uu u baahanyahay' gaw gaw gaw feer….Mar mar uu u toosaa…Markaasuu wuxuu dhahaa “ma aragtaa’ By this time, KK dhiq dhiq dhiqdii waaka dhamaatay, sida eey camal ey u qosloysaa… MMA: Abaa bas hee adi, hanagu suuxin. KK: Bal hada sheeg maxaa rabtaa ineey reer SOL ogaadaan? Inaa bajaq fulay eh tahay, hayeh… MMA,: Abaa adi caayda daa nooh, see camal. Iga xishood KK: War waxaan kaa xishooneena malehee mardambe cantara baqashkaan hanoo soo kicin, bajaq yohoow. CUT, I am out…BIIJIS...
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    The Show..

    Tuujiye kadhimeey ka dhim uu nala dheelooyaa...Laakiin inaan isaga naftirkiisabo u qabnooyno ma ogo...Dhuumashadaada lee ku maqnoow...Laakiin maalinkaan waxaan ku qoslo, oon ku rafto, oon ku ooyo, oon ku dhidido keeni waayo waa war jiraa... As my ayeey would say, waa inoo iyo ganil dambe...
  3. ^Af xaar doesn't even describe him...Lakiin I can understand where he is coming from, dee waa cunugyaroo waxaas ku cusub yihiin...
  4. ^Kax Kaax Kaaax Kaaaax... EHIM EHIM, let me clear my throat...I'll be back...
  5. ^Kax Kaax Kaaax Kaaaax... EHIM EHIM, let me clear my throat...I'll be back...
  6. ^I am not going any where...Canada is my Home now...
  7. ^Kax kax kax kix kix kix kux kux kux... Rudy, intaa ku aqaanay caawaa wax fiican sheegtay... Banana Anyone!!!
  8. Sheekha, haye I see waad iga ilbaxday...Iska daa dee inanka yadhi, malaha waxaa isagey ku cusub yihiinee...Soo waxaad gadhatay maaha...Goodh...
  9. Heeeey, why wasn't I invited...Sorry I mean, how come I didn't hear about this rally? Good reer Toronto, I am proud of y'all!!!
  10. Originally posted by GJ: However, you must realise that you(or we) live in the West and we have no ability to stop them without being imprisoned or violating the law of the land. We must refute them ideologically, but we don't have the right to take pshyical action or burn any people. THANK YOU!!! That's all there's to it...
  11. Originally posted by GJ: However, you must realise that you(or we) live in the West and we have no ability to stop them without being imprisoned or violating the law of the land. We must refute them ideologically, but we don't have the right to take pshyical action or burn any people. THANK YOU!!! That's all there's to it...
  12. ^Anaa ciyaal xaafad weeyn... Bas bas, adi waxaan ogahaa ku haayo, allaha kaa jabiyo...
  13. ^War iga tag ani Dhaanto ma dheelin waligeey...Ayeeyooyinkaa aa arooyada ka dheeli jiray... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@wisdom & experience...Maxaa ka wadaa experience? I await for the answer...
  14. Originally posted by -: LoooooooooooL@Ayeeyo, you had me laughing. I was thinking of Lazy when I said that, not my ayeeyo. War heedhe war new eh nig dheh, Layzie KK aan ka yarahay mee kaa dhaadhacsiisay? Ale uunbaa kaweyn iyada...Ilkeheeda boloka ah kama fahmin...looooool... LAYZIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, alcoholics anonymous makuu wacaa...Laakiin you still have hope hadaa Ben & Jerry's (may I say - CIYAAL MAAMO waaxid)...Ani laakiin Couvoisier iyo Hennessy markaa gaartid lee isla sheekeysaneenaa...Horta Moet hadaa taabatidna, horay lee ii sii dhaaf...Then you'll defniately know...Ok ok let me stop here before I incriminate myslef...looooooooooool... this definitely calls for a shake and a toast all at once Walee dab yar ma shideysid...Yaah, adaabo fakad ehee maa ii sheegtid...I know CHE inaa kadhimeey kadhim isla dheeshiine... Kadhimeey kadhim, KOOW Kadhimeey kadhim, LABO Strawberry cake gone...
  15. Thanks...I know Somali hadaan nahay waxaan isumood naa ineynanba waxun naga dhalan karin ama eeynaan yeelan karin...We are not any different then any other country that has drug dealers, alcolo/drug addicts, gays/lesbians, prostitutes...You name it we have them...So in fairnes, tiisa daryeelaa tu kale kudara...Teena uun aan ka soo baxno... Horta isn't there a better word to use then "Khns" to refer to them...What about kacbaay, or laga roone...lol...Ok Ok seriously, the word just looks and sounds iney iyaga naftirgooda is caaynayaan...Oh well...
  16. Thanks...I know Somali hadaan nahay waxaan isumood naa ineynanba waxun naga dhalan karin ama eeynaan yeelan karin...We are not any different then any other country that has drug dealers, alcolo/drug addicts, gays/lesbians, prostitutes...You name it we have them...So in fairnes, tiisa daryeelaa tu kale kudara...Teena uun aan ka soo baxno... Horta isn't there a better word to use then "Khns" to refer to them...What about kacbaay, or laga roone...lol...Ok Ok seriously, the word just looks and sounds iney iyaga naftirgooda is caaynayaan...Oh well...
  17. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...I don't know if I could post it here, but the word "GAY" in SOMALI just cracked me up...It is one thing to hear people use it, but a different thing to actually read it in a sentence as an actual word...Kax kax kax kax kax kax... As for Hiiraan posting this, I really don't know how I feel about it...At first I was like WTF, how dare they...Then I started thinking, if these 'gay' Somalis excist, who are we to shut them up...Let them be free and express how they feel...What they do is between them and Allah...Anaaba teyda i heesato, tu kale kuma dari karo... I checked out their web site, it seems like any other web site to me...
  18. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...I don't know if I could post it here, but the word "GAY" in SOMALI just cracked me up...It is one thing to hear people use it, but a different thing to actually read it in a sentence as an actual word...Kax kax kax kax kax kax... As for Hiiraan posting this, I really don't know how I feel about it...At first I was like WTF, how dare they...Then I started thinking, if these 'gay' Somalis excist, who are we to shut them up...Let them be free and express how they feel...What they do is between them and Allah...Anaaba teyda i heesato, tu kale kuma dari karo... I checked out their web site, it seems like any other web site to me...
  19. ^OR Rudy can fix her too...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...
  20. Originally posted by -: LooooooooooooL@bambeelmo..now i'm thinking of something round and tuujable..see what you done ayeeyo. Wax Wax wax wax...Qax qax qax qax...Max max max max...Fiq fiq fiq fiq...Tan qosol waa dhaaftay...Balo ku tuujisay...Ar ayeeydaan baan ehee iga xishoo...Besides it is too early in the day in wax la tuutuujiyo... As for you and Layzie keeping it underground, well that's not what I heard...Waayeel aa wadno gariirineysiin aa iska yar, still PG aa tihiin...Markaa AA u soo dhowaatiin may be...Sanadka maanta eh, waayeelka jiro ameybo idinka idin ka daran yihiin, oo idin ka horeeyaan...
  21. In Toronto, we have this hospital, Humber River Hospital - Church River Site (cuz they have three sites), well, anyone who goes in doesn't come out a live...Mostly, the elders though...Walahi, that's what the Somali people believe...Horta, tath damn Hospital, I don't know why it is still open...It is dirty as hell, well at least to my standards...Too many people at any give day and time...Very rude staff... Waxaaba iiga sii daran, Somalida say isaga dhaadhac siiyeen in organs ka lagala baxo...Oh, well, young or old, key tiisa gasho way gashay, hospital or not...
  22. Good day everyone...I went to bed at 3:30am and woke up 11:30am...I am fresh as bambeelmo... Che, why so you and Layzie can take over? Don't you worry, when KK and JB retire you can take over...Oh noo, not even then, cuz Nephthys and Zafir will take over...So sorry, you and Layzie could never be then... Sheekha, xaa ku bariday? Wili manoo shahay?