^Ina adeer sideebuu cilaan kuu soo gaari? NEVER...Not if I am here...Dee haduu mid loo mariyayna kugu tirtiro, feer iyo faralaab ku boob...LOOOOL...

^Hurdada kakac, his Sri Lankan *** rules SOMALIA...There is only ONE Somalia...So YES, he rules you, CAPICHE? Good...Now let's move on...Maxaa ku quraacatay maanta? MMA, intaa sheekadaan bilaawday maa dhehee ceeb waaye ha la iskala dhaamo? Were you being funny? LOL...

A.J. cade, hayeh, xaaku bariday? Warka soo daa? Xaa dhacay bariga nin rag sidan uma hadlee? Don't worry though, your low blows and naag la tirsasho aren't anything new, and are always welcomed...After all, anything a poor excuse for a man says will not offend me... Marka 'atalaalaxaaga' iska wado...Caruur inaan dheelsiiyo waanba jeclahay...Adiga uun haku waalan KK intaa umoodo dhirtaa cunto... Once again, let the laqabsasho continue... Nephy, hayeh walaaleey, wax cilaan eh makaa haray horta? The list of guys who need cilaan maris is growing fast...

^Hayeh adna isqorka maa ka soo qeybgashay? Mayee dariska dhana soo wata...Sheeko...

^Did I tell you horta how cute it is to see adigoo saan iigaga daba atalaalaxaayo? Very CUTE!!! Saa iigula qabsato intaa weysa baa hada magaceyga conversation ka dhiganoysaa...That's as Pathetic as it gets, if you ask me...It is ok though, the likes of you horaan u arkay...KK xiisaheeda wax fiican ma aha ogoow, it is worse than 'drugs'...

^I said it before and I'll say it again 'CABDULLAAHI YUUSUF IS AS SOMALI AS ANYONE CAN BE'...After all, it is said damiin 'FAR WAAWEYN' wax loogu qoraa, so hopefully hadaad fahmi...Besides, if Odayga caaydiisa ee ku caawiso inaa habeenkii sifiican u seexato, get in line walaalo...You are not the only one... Burnt Banana or Sri Lankan or not, isagaa idiin talayi, ku seexda kuna soo kaca...Enough with this cabaad...

Let me go get the magnifying glass, hopefully I'll see the State Department and/or the Secret Service agents better...Maafiish indho meeshaan...

I wonder where the State Department and the Secret Service are toloow? Hadii larabo hadhoow waxaa nalaga dhaadhacsiinaa naagta masawirka kula jirto inee tahay Condoleezza Rice oo yara naaxday safaleetina wadato...Sheeko... Washington daawo dacalada!!!

Cabdullaahi Yuusuf is as Somali as one can be...Not MMA nor I nor Mowliid whatever his name is can take that away from him... MMA, adi odaygaan iska daba dhigatay labadaan bariyee, kabaha lee yeekaa dhamaan (well cyber shoeska from Pegabo kawadaa)... :rolleyes: He has no reason to xishood, or shiix or beat around the bushes...He tells it like it is, nothing more, nothing less...Ilaa uu madaxweyne nimadana ka dago, we'll have to read/listen to waxa afkiisa ka soo baxo, so deal with it...Hadaadan ka helin, don't read it...Simple as that...No need for calaacal iyo cabaad...Weh... Naxar Nugaaleed, as always very well said...Thank You...

^Adi maa i baraayo the diff between Xawaaji iyo Xawaash? That is funny...War the difference waan aqaanee, it is just that everytime I hear people say 'Xawaash' and are talking about Shaah, waxaa iimasawirmo Shaah Xawaaji lagu daraayo...But I do know they mean Heel iyo Qorfe iyo Dhagayare iyo Sanjabiil...Thanks though...

^Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, tan hadiiba waalidii qarka loo saaran yahay, ilaahay ima tuso iyadoo la waashay... MMA, hadaayay maba aqrin the article, a bit too long igu eheed...And usually certain cantarabaqash maba aqriyo...But seeing you quote it, GOSH...Tani cantarabaqash waa dhaaftay, even a two year old ku qosli lahaa... Fadhigaas oo ahaa mid shaah xawaash leh oo uu madaxweynuhu sitay Shaaha ma isagaa horay u watay...Toloow ma hudheelka buu ku soo karsaday...Balanbalayeey, kani wuu i ceebeeyay...Meesha ma Africa iyo gaajadeeduu mooday? Amuu hee Condoleezza Rice shaah xawaash (LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, the word just cracks me up - Xawaaji lee iga dheh) la soo hor fariistaa...That'll be something...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...War nadaaya dheh...

Bal for a quick second diinta meel noo dhiga, now ninkee rabi lahaa inuu naagtiisa ninkale la wadaago? Keeh...

Originally posted by Isseh: FYI: old dealings with the fair sex after J11's very own skin. Thought J11 grew old and rusty, but apparently he's become a sought-after vintage. What do you know? Me old heart! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Walee caadi matihid...J11, waa i sirtay...Walahi earlier today, I was wondering 'just who the hell is this Isseh'...Next time a little warning would be nice, a sought-after vintage waalaguu dhaamaayee...

S Slash, ha igu qasbin inaa kabteyda taakada leh labada indhood dhexdooda kaaga dhufto...And you know I will... As for the topic, ani dhibaatada waxaan u arkaa naagta labaad...Who the hell would want to be #2...Certainly, NOT I!!! Heck, I am #1, #2, #3, #4, #5...Fiveka suubiswaaye...lol...If he wants another, simply let me go...Nice and easy...NO SHARING FOR KK...Not my money, not my house, certainly NOT MY MAN... :rolleyes:

^Adaaba ka daray hada...If my name suggests anything other than it is (Cool_Cat, FYI), where's the 'H' in k'H'at? NOOOO, it is ok, don't even answer...

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Walahi caadi ma tihid...That's it, I think I'll start chewing, after all if this is what 'marqaan' can do...Heck, $80 each time yaa awoodo hee...War igadaa...Walee waxaa la arki lahaa anoo leh 'Djibouti baa Canada u soo guurtay'...lol

Wax yar ka dib markii ay diyaaradii waftiga madaxweynaha siday soo cago dhigatay, ayaa madweynaha iyo waftigii la socday oo ay hareeraha ka garbinayaan raxan saraakiil ah oo ka kala socotay wasaaradda arimaha dibeda ee dalka Maraykanka (State Department) iyo askarta dhar cadda ah ee ilaalisa wufuuda (uniformed Secret Service) ka soo baxeen qaybta VIP ee Airportka, isla makaana waxa si deg deg ah loogu hubsaday kolonyo baabuur ah oo sugaysay waftiga madaxweynaha. Alla BALAN BALAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, bas bas, it hurts to laugh...Feerahaa i dilaaci rabo... As if the State Department and Uniformed Secret Services don't have anything better to do... Yea, why didn't the photographer get any pics of Raanida? Ama isagoo 'State Department' officials la socodo AMA the 'Unifored Secret Service' ey daba ordooyaan? Raanidoo galeyso/kadageyso/ku dhex jirto the claimed 'kolonyo baabuur ah oo sugaysay waftiga madaxweynaha'? War waxaanoo kale waa ceebee hala soo shirtagina...I mean, the story is 'almost' believable, until one sees the pics...Who is the guy, BTW, on the photos? N'way, what Riyaale is doing now, after how ever long, has been done before...Idinkey idunku cusubtahay...Ku raaxeysta... BTW, why is that I don't see any mention of his visit on the U.S. Department of State web-site? Hmmmmm...

S Slash, LOOOOL...Adaaba ka daray...I think we should all move to S/land...Seems like people get a vacation week once every month... JB, hayeh, saa u socotay hadana sheekadaan maa keentay? Since when uu Arigii Hargeysa Jaad la cunistiisa noqday HOLIDAY!!!LOL...Adoo marqaamay iyo arigii oo asna marqaamay amaa suuqa isku bursanoysiin lee? Teeda kale, how many vacation days per year does one get in S/land? Sorry to DISTURB!!!

^LOOOOOOL...Usheeg hee...

^Yaree hee...Ani cantara baqashkaas ha iila imaan...

Labeeb maashee? Sheeko... MMA, sheekadaas maa keentay? Ani yaab.com...

They couldn't DARE step to him in Baydhabo or Mogadishu!!! Who are they kidding!!! Me, **Wink Wink** who? Bandhig what? Do wanna tell us something?

MMA, ar ceeb allaha asturo!!! Waa i ceebeysay...Waxaan maa la soo shirtagi jirtay? Ok Ok, or should I say Hokey, Hokey, it was a funny read...

Peter says: I notice great anxiety in you, and that produces some apathy in me. Change your attitude and I'll answer. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...That's the answer I got, when I asked 'how many sisters do I have'... My younger brother hada ka hor itusay, annoying...

^Dhoore waxiid...Niyadaan kuu dhisaayay hooy...Ha isu camirin hee adigana, niyad dhis lee eheedee...