^Ee horaa looyiri ilmo adeer waa intii istaqaan!!!

^Adi kaalay dadkaa la cuni jirtay maa igu qaldoysaa, mise riyaa igu aragtay? OK OK, how abou this, adi hadaa ka dhaaratid inaadan taaban jaad waligaa, ana inaa virgin ahay ku dhaaranaa...How's that?

^Oo adiga xaa ku tusay 'his lumpy man baps'? Sheeko cusub aaba wadaayee...

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SCORPION_SISTA, welcome back!!! Haven't seen you around in like a kazillion years...Where have been? Give us the 411 hee!!! Yea, why not Mrs. Clinton? A female's touch is what America needs...

Originally posted by Zafir: KK, I was playing with you, brother Xiin is actually Awees . War nagatag, waa maraan afka iska ceebeeyay... Clears throat **Axem Axem** Would the real Ismaciil Ali pleaseeeee stand up!!! Ok ok, farta lee taag, ha istaagin hadaa rabtidee...

^Maxaa qurux eh, neefta inee ku dhagan tahay luuba iila egyehee... Isseh, aloow ha itusin rag walaa dumar khuuukhaaakh ku jira...Ma tiibishaa heesa?

Keyshia Cole f/ Anthony Hamilton - Losing you How was your day today?

^Haneefah c'mon hee, Nephy inee ku jirto waa is ognehee...At least under a fake name... FB, keetahay walaaloow? Daaha guduudka kuu gadaashiis ku dhagan yahayaa?

Dahia, adana sheekadaas maakeentay? Home delivery aa... Sheh, LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Caku fetish...

Isseh, Alla masaanaa kuu dambeysay, inaa gabar kula talisid khaakh, khuukh, tuf, hhmmhuu? Creative materials kaaga biyo kulul lagu shubyee...

LOOOOL@dial-up...Kix kix kix kix...Kaaaaaaaaaax kaaaaaaaaaaaax kaaaaaaaaaaaaaax... Ayeeyooyinkii waala isaga daba yimid...Kuwaa ogeed waalaga baramoosay wah, two toowsan eeyt baala marooyaa...Layzie hadaan buuga kuugu soo dhiibi lahaa, iyadaa kaa qarsaneyso buuga...

Originally posted by Ducaysane: KK Posted: quote: Ilaahaa idunku dhaarshee nimaan penis and balls kala aqoon wuxuu yiri yaa dhageysan karo? Adiga yaa ku kala baray...OOps noolaatey hadaad kala taqaanid Ani waxa ikala baray anaa kuusheegaayee, adi makala taqaanaa horta?

^Anger Management indeed... Nephy, may be inyadaa uurkaleedahay, who knows? Ninkaagaaba unaxsanahay ani maskiinka...Garabkiisa allaha galo...Gaw, dhash, wash yaa maanta dhan ku jiri karo...Horaa loo yiri 'waayeel xanaaqay xil ma garto'...One of these days dharbaaxo xiimeyso iga hoohee amaa lagu dhahaa... Che, adi maa book iyo qalin kuusoo qadanaa, misa adaa book iyo qalin iisoo qaadanaayo? After all ayeeyo soo ma ihi...Fariiso waryaa, class is in session aa ka dheceysee maaka joogtid...Still working on that 20min meal thingy for you yaah, iska sug...

^Ee soo Canadaba lagama yaqaano? Mise darisaa nahaa ka wadaa? Sheeko... Maanta tii ugu yaabka badneed, I was having a conversation with someone about 'Super Tuesday'...Some where in the conversation, don't know waxey ku timid all I hear is 'Obama awoowihiis aa Baardheere kuduugan, Somali aa wax ugalay?'...W-T-F!!! Saa qosol isugu celinaayay inaa qarxo aanbo ka baqay...Toloow marunaa ehee? I don't know koleey, it was news to me...

Originally posted by Zafir: quote:ps. I was told brother Xiin is in there too, can anyone guess who he is? Brother Xiin is ismaciil Ali He looks mighty fine... Opps, did I just type that...Let me leave before I say something else...I'll be back later and pretend this never happened...

Originally posted by underdog: quote:Single mothers and girls gone wild are personal choices and not my business! This type of thing bring shame on our community, me talking about it, will not help the situation but will exacerbate it further! WTF? Wanna explain how chewing khat, and being a chav or even being a tribalist are NOT personal choices and therefore can be your business? War maa wadeenaa hee...Ishaa katuurtay... For those who suggest a video on single mothers, may I ask why? What's wrong with being a single mother? Why the need to do a video on the issue? After all, it is because of men that these women are first mothers then become single mothers...How about a video on the dead beat dads or husbands who rather chew and chill at donut shops rather than take responsiblity and be a man? How about that? OR how about the UK guys who spend three straight days chewing, guryahoodana aan ka warqabin? OR how about mashaqeestayaasha shanta doolar tuuga? :rolleyes: Yea and again lose those oversized glasses...May I suggest these:

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Hurguf? The only thing that came to my mind when you mentioned that is Shaq Shaq,Hurguf,Wareejio,ar hooobaloooow,Saaas aa la rabaa...Isiiii isaaar[L0L,i always wonder about that one] Waasheeko! War hana ceebeenee 'shaqshaq wareejiyoow hurguf' dheh...Kuna dar 'sii u wadid sariirta lee saaro'...Waasii wadi lahaayee, this is a bit too PG dee... FB, sujuuguu tahay xaan dhahaa...Heesta haku dheelen... :mad: Hayeh sharax yaa yaqaan? Habeenkoo anoo aroos joogo sharax la tumay, tooyaaba isku soo dajisay...Qof kii u dhowaado dharbaax dhash...Gabadha halaga leexdo, u sabciya, neefta siiya see ugu jireen, ee iyadan kiiska isaga waaleysay, aa qof wuxuu dhahay 'gabadha aroosada aa soo galeyso dheesha ee ka leexda'...Sharixii naagta ka lalinaaya kaalaybo sheeg meeshuu aaday, it magically disappeared...Weyba joojisay is waalkii, iyadoo neeftuureyso kaligeed kursi iska fariisatay...Sheekadaas maa la iikeenaa ani... :rolleyes:

MMA, Manshallah! I wish my family was that big and diverse...Fara kutiris lee nahay, kuligeena hal meel aan isla joognaa...And I hope we never ever have to separate... As for the language and culture, it is all in the home...As long as there is a strong home oo afka looga hadlo, it shouldn't be a problem...My younger sister was only three years old when we came to Canada, and believe me afSoomaaliga eyku hadasho aanba ka yaabo mar marka qaarkood... Toloow madhici doontaa inee Soomaaliya yeelato a Soomaali President who doesn't speak the Soomaali language?

Alaah, idinka hala idinka riyoodee maa deysaan dadkaan...

Originally posted by Cadaan: quote:Originally posted by Kool_Kat: ^Are you sure you won't tell anyone? Dhaaro? LOL Wallahi. But I'm pretty sure I know who you are anyways. I am sure you do...

Ok dadkiinaan goobile iyo saar isku qaldaaya, naga daaya hee...Labawoxoo isleheen aaba madaxa isu galinoysiinee...

^Are you sure you won't tell anyone? Dhaaro? LOL

Che, what a misleading tittle...Ok, I'll think of something under 20min and get back...

The guy with the two penises Ilaahaa idunku dhaarshee nimaan penis and balls kala aqoon wuxuu yiri yaa dhageysan karo? How do we know if what ever message he is trying to convey unuu waxkala ka wado? After all there's a huge diff between labada wax uu isku qaldee!!! First the glasses, and now this? C'mon already... Layzie, xooga dalka lee iga dheh...Xoog badanidaa? Naa ninka iska daa, let him fight his battle yaaqoo, aduunka wax ka ceeb badan maleh nin gabari usoo hiilisee...Maanta waaba lagaa faanee shib iska dheh... Rudy, war iga daa ma qosli kariyee...Good to see you, xagee ka dhacday? FB & The Point, iska daaya hee wiilka...His eyes are too sexy for the camera nooh...Naago badan baa waalan lahaa hadey indhahaas arki lahaayeen, saa meeshan kuwa fakad ah baa ka buuxee...