Bashiir, nanac kuleel marabtaa? Juxa, waaleey salaanta la'isla dhaafaya mexey eheed? Mise........

Waad salaaman tihiin reer troll! Maxaa idhaafay baryahaan?

Bobiina, tiaw a nimute aay dosoh u ha'ay? How? When? Where? lol Warkaasaa i kara! Ni'dhaha naa sika ruunsanaa xamaa iga bartaa? Naga faadh eeh, da'igaba JJ aa siku jadhineysee!

Valenteenah.;698468 wrote: Uff indeed @ Axmed-inajaad. I wonder though, ma dhakhtarkeedaad tahay, saad u ogaatay in alaabteedu dhulka marayeso? Istakhfurulah. I don't know who is funnier you or Axmed-InaJaad! I would say adiga cuz your reply mid aan adiga kaa sugaayay ma'aha...LOOOOL! Good one V! Waraada intiina kale leave the poster alone wah! Idinikaaba ka daree...JJ is a celebrity and that's why she is news worthy, unlike idinka iyo waxaa gadaal ku wadataan...Sheemo isgarasiyaato eh! :mad: Xaaaaax @the new boy toy! Bless his parents, wuxu indhaha uroonaa?

Jacpher;698146 wrote: OO waxaad ileedahay the sixteen safiir uma iman recongnition ee dan kaley wateen? Meetinka Siilanayo with the sixteen safiir ay JB iyo NG balada ka dhigayeen was all about the porno guy. Hadde ninkan tol baa u gurmadayee gabadhaa yaa u tol ah? I dunno why that nearly killed me! ROFL!!!!!!!! Wuu jiran yahay oo dhiman gaaray mee la soo shirtageen? Alloow alle...I wonder meeq non-white ah oo xiran ayaa jirta? Toloow kuwaa mala cafiyaa mise lasii daayaa, for health reasons of course? Jaw!

Juxa jacdaada jiiro kula jir aan ku iri! Nicely done S*S! Thank you for sharing. Alxamdulilaah

Somalina;697119 wrote: Bal intaan ka soo fikir in the meantime: Dadkeena inay guryahooda ka cararaan oo tuugsadaan ajnabi for saxan soor iyo a cup of water maxaa keeney? Maxaa keeney laba walaalo ah oo deris ah iney AK47 isku rasaaseeyaan? Hubkan la isku garaacayo xagguu ka imaadaa? Lacagta hubka lagu iibinaayo maxaa cunto loogu gedi waayey dadka gaajada u dhimanaaya? Lacagta hubka loo aruurinaayo maxaa hospital ama school loogu dhisi waayey? Walaalo Somalina bal aan isku yara eego inaan intan aan kor kusoo xusay ka jawaabo: 1. Jeebkood ushaqeysteyaal aan wadan iyo dad waxba ka galin. 2. Waagii hore waxaan oran lahaa QABIIL, laakiin hata sheekadu waa "who cares, as long as uu dhiig qubanayo". 3. Yaa kala jecel as long as ee laba walaalo ah oo deris ah isku dili karaan. 4. Hadii lacagta hubka lagu gadaayo dadka wax loogu qabto, suurto gal ma noqoneyso iney laba walaalo ah oo daris ah iney is dilaan. Dhiig qubasho over wax qabasho! 5. See #4. Zack, afkaaga caano lagu qabay! Soomaali ma istaahilaan iney wadan yeeshaan, waxaan kufiican nahay sidii xayawaanada inaan duurjoog ahaano...Dhulalka ama wadamada dadka kale si aan iskula dhaqano horumarna ka gaarno waa wax aan ku fiicanahay, except for when it comes to our own - SOMALIA! I am at the point now where I don't read nor care for any news oo Soomaaliya kasoo baxa ama kusaabsan: same shidh, different day! Marka wax kasoo socdaaba iska yar...Anigu koley waa horaan sabray...:mad:

General Duke;696064 wrote: walee shariif wuu ka aarsaday Maxamed Dheere ileen wadaadku wax ma hilmaamo. Duqadheeri waxaa uu shariif ka soo ceyrsaday Jowhar oo weliba magac ayaa u baxay ahaay shariif lasoo gemay. Wadaadkii la gemay maantuu katiinadeeyay aw dheere. Dowladi meesha mataalo ee waxaa yaal hanti boob iyo yaa uun beri iga xanaajiyey..... Came across this on another site comment page. Mohamed Dheere was the man who exiled Sharif out of Jowhar a former employee of his.. I read this to mom and before I even got to this post, her response to this news was, nearly word for word, similar to the above quote! Aarsasho lee miyaa sheekada?:confused: Caku iyo Somali iyo politics kusheegooda...

Somaliland Inspires Egypt KIX KIX KIX KIX...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK... Inaalilaahi.........................................Did anyone actually read past the title? This definately should be moved to the Jokes section... Wey duushay, wey duushay...

What's the catch @Xaaji Xunjuf? Waa shakiyay! Mansha'allah, ilaah ha'inoo siyaadiyo... Che, you're not going there to join dhalinta are you ayeeyo macaan?

Inaa lilaahi wa'inaa ileyhi raajicuun! May allah grant him the highest of Jannah and give you all samir iyo iman.

Nuune, SHEEMO!!! Not too long ago, aniga iyo cida baa maqaayad Soomaali ah cunto ka cuneynay markeey laba oday nasoo ag fariisteen...Mid ka mid ah, right off the bat, waan ogaa inuu adeerkeey yahay ()...There was something about his demeanour iisheegay inuu odayga cida yahay (siduu u labisnaana maba ka hadli karo, GQ photo shoot muu usocdaa aa is dhehee)...N'way, wuxuu bilaabay gabadheyda weyn inuu afSoomaali kula hadlo...Unfortunately, afSoomaali uguma jawaabi karin, laakiin wax kasto uu weydiiyo afIngriis bey ku jawaabtay oo waa ey fahantay...Markaasuu aniga iweydiiyay "ma reer Xamar baa tahay"...Haa oo Xamar baan ku dhashay aan ugu jawaabay...Markaasuu yiri cadaantaadaan umaleeyay inaad reer Xamar tahay...Waan iska aamusay...Wuu iska sii jeestay oo saaxibkii sheeko isaga galay...Hadalkoodaan waxaan ka maqlay Bari iyo odayaal aan magacyadooda aqaan...As we were leaving, he tried inuu odaygeyga si ilabaxnimo ah uweydiiyo qoladiisa by tuulada uu ka yimid...Reero qabiil maba aha, so maba uusan fahmin wuxuu ka wado...Yaa geeska kasoo booday hee? Nacam, ANIGA! Saan iri "waa reero Buulobarde"...Suu yiri "adigana?"...With a million dollar smile on my face baan iri "Xamar baan ku dhashay, laakiin aabehey waa reer Qardhood"...Maya, maya, maya, odayga kursiga maba ka dhicigaarinbo! As they say, the rest waa taariiq...

Wyre, before aan afkeyga (well, faraheyga in this case) kala furin, meeqo sano ayaad jirtaa? Exact age ha'ii sheeginee, ma dhalinta labaatanka horey kasaaran baa dahay mise gadaal, mise sodonmeeyadii baad kortay, mise ku dhex socotaa, mise kasii dagi rabtaa? Hade afartan hadeey sheekadu gaar siisan tahay, waa halkii ayeeydeey (AUN) "kabaxay anigu"!

LayZie, hadalka badan dhaaf, come with me pls! Let me claim you as one of my children, more benefits saan uhelo (I mean uhelno)! Juxa awalba kama sugeyn inaad in the process i caawiso, just in case shidh catches up with me later on lee diyaar ii ohoow...Hadii kalena dee walaalo dhibaato ma jirto oo meeshaas uun baan lacagta ka dhuuqi! Malika, WTH! Ma lacag aan aniga risk ugalaayo baad rabtaa inaad ila qeybsato? My eedo can do all that you offered for free wah... Showqi, adixataa soobax one of the children ka qeyb gal! I can easily pass you as my 15 1/2 year old son, whom I had after a gang rape (ISTAQFURULAAH)!!! :MAD: As for those who milk the system, walahi, I find myself admiring them at times...When I have work eight hour shifts, pretty much not see my children all day, come home tired as hell feeling like there aren't enough hours in the day, iyagana iga lacag badan yihiin, igana gaari qurxoon yihiin, igana guryo weyn yihiin!!! Ughhhhhhhhhhh...Yaaqoo ka qeyb gal lee ku qabaneysa nooh nasashada lacagta lagu helo...

Waawareey!!! Libaaxna goormuu welcome committee-ga ka qeyb galay? Hmmmmm! Shankaroon, I would be very afraid if I were you, Libaax just doesn't welcome anyone on these boards...Garbaha, geesaha, gadaashaa, hortaa, hoostaa, iyo korkaaba is ilaali... Welcome nooh... I hope JB isn't mistaken this Shankaroon for his shankaroon, you know mida duushay! Ps, like the nick btw!!!!!!!!!! Ha'is martiyeen hee...

Hawdgirl, how are you dear? Long time! This story had been posted on SOL last night by Nin Yaaban...I guess the reason this story isn't getting a lot of nationwide media attention is due to the fact that he is no different than any other cop who gets shot in the line of duty...After all it is LA meesheey dhibaada ku gaartay...Such stories are usually just picked up by the local media, which I am sure, seeing how highly his co-workers speak of him, is getting a lot of attention locally... Ilaah ha'u sahlo maskiinka...I haven't seen, as of late, a young Somali man as bright as him...It is heartbreaking waxa kudhacay...

Juxa and Malika, hadal haan ma buuxiyee hook a sistah up! Labo caruur maxaa benefit ku helaa iisoo ogaadaa aniga meesha ha'iisoo indha taagnaaninee? Hadaan baxar ku galo, Juxa will have my back... Ala maxaa naag Soomaali inta nala dagan every few months Ingiriiska u orodo! Mind you the very life they live in is poverty = guryo dowlad in poor neighborhoods, schoolada kuwa ugu xun xun bey caruurta aadaan, and as many mentioned already caruurtii gaajo iyo wax siismo la'aan bey isugu dareen...Trust and believe, hadaan wax dhacaayo wey iga muuqanee...Aduun waa laba bari, what's the point in wax ladhoco hadaan laga raaxeysaneen? What hell is a home in Dubai? :mad:

He certainly seems a bright young man who's just starting his life! Ilaahoow ufududeeda isaga iyo cidiisaba... Totally off topic, but does the brother have green eyes mise anaa arkaya waxaan meesha oolin?

Deputy shot in East L.A. described as rising leader, praised by Sheriff Baca Mohamed Ahmed, the deputy wounded Tuesday in a shootout in East L.A., was scheduled to undergo surgery Wednesday as family and colleagues rallied by his side. A Somali immigrant, the 27-year-old Ahmed was seen as a promising young deputy in the department and supported his six younger siblings and his mother with his salary. Ahmed was wounded in the face in the shooting. The man who alleged shot him, Nestor Torres, was shot to death by another deputy. Torres was a Lot Stoners gang shot-caller well-known to deputies, authorities said. He had been arrested more than 20 times, prosecutors said, and in 2004 was charged in the shooting of two gang rivals in a liquor store after they complimented one of his many tattoos. “You have two very different extremes,” said Sheriff Lee Baca Wednesday. Baca said that he saw Ahmed as a future leader in the Sheriff's Department, noting that his Muslim background could help build bridges. Baca said Ahmed believed in the American dream and preached religious tolerance, volunteering his time at Islamic community centers and doing outreach for the Sheriff’s Department with the Muslim community. Ahmed immigrated to the U.S. when he was 7. His father died last year, sheriff’s officials said, leaving Ahmed to support his widowed mother and six younger siblings. The Orange County resident joined the Sheriff’s Department about two years ago. Most deputies must start their careers working in the county’s jail system. While such stints can last years, Ahmed was able to move to patrol work in only two years. Colleagues held a vigil along with Ahmed’s family at the hospital Wednesday. Capt. Mike Parker said colleagues swapped stories about his sense of humor and high energy. “By all accounts, the deputy injured in the incident is an extraordinary young individual, the kind of deputy sheriff we all want to see serving Los Angeles County residents and businesses," said Steve Remige, director of the L.A. County deputies' union. “We're hopeful of his quick recovery.” Ahmed’s condition is not consider life-threatening, but doctors said he suffered a severe wound to one of his eyes and to parts of his face. When he awoke Wednesday morning, his mother told officials, he asked about the condition of his partner and the welfare of his brothers. He also asked when he could return to the streets. Authorities said Ahmed and his training officer were on patrol near Floral Drive and North Brannick Avenue in a neighborhood of aging bungalows below the hills of City Terrace. They saw Torres and a woman in a vehicle parked in a red zone. The training officer recognized Torres. Knowing he was a parolee, the deputies decided to talk to him. As they got out of their cruiser, Torres got out too, pulling a gun and shooting Ahmed in the face. Torres then turned the gun to the training officer’s chest, but before he could shoot, the officer deflected the weapon, using his own gun to shoot and kill the suspect. Authorities have declined to name the training officer. For Torres, a reputed gang member who went by the monikers “Demon” and “Neto,” it was the last in a long history of brush-ins with the law. Court records show that in 2004, he ran into two members of the rival gang Stoners 13 at a liquor store. “I don’t think you should be talking to me,” he told the gang members, when they complimented the “LOTT 13” tattoo on his abdomen. He challenged the men to go outside and fight, an offer they refused, according to authorities, because they knew Torres and another gang member waiting outside were armed. Soon after, shots rang out, with Torres’ companion allegedly unloading his gun at the men still in the liquor store. Torres was sentenced to seven years in state prison in that case. http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2011/01/deputy-shot-in-east-la-described-as-rising-leader-praised-by-sheriff-baca.html

Aamina Caddeey waatanaa hee! Ani koley uma jeedi £250k iyo wax udhow wax qaatay, sibeyba iney hada xero qaxooti kasoo gashay ugu egtahay gabadha...

Her harrowing account of being brutally gang-raped by armed militiamen in Somalia won Amina Muse refuge in Britain. The mother-of-six, whose asylum application graphically described her brothers being shot dead in front of her, was later given UK citizenship because of the ‘appalling atrocities’. But the terrifying ordeal, like her identity, was completely bogus – it was merely a front for an elaborate benefit fraud that cost taxpayers more than £400,000. On the day that Muse claimed that armed men stormed her family home in East Africa she was giving birth in Sweden. The 38-year-old, who investigators suspect might actually be Kenyan, conned that country out of £50,000. She spent the money on luxury living, flying between Stockholm and London to perpetuate her scam. In Britain, she applied for every welfare benefit possible under her false name and claimed further UK handouts using the bogus identity she had adopted to secure a Swedish passport. Yesterday she was jailed for four and a half years after a jury convicted her of a string of fraud charges. The judge said the sentence would have been harsher but for consideration of the welfare of Muse’s children, the ‘real victims in this case’. The court was told she cannot be deported because she is a British citizen. Last night there were demands that the Home Office, which is reviewing her status, remove her from this country. Tory MP Philip Davies said: ‘This kind of scam brings the whole asylum system into complete disrepute. ‘It’s no wonder there is no confidence in the authorities to properly control our borders and stop our hospitality being abused. ‘The fact that this woman’s future status in this country is in any doubt whatsoever is unbelievable. There can’t be one person in this country who doesn’t want her kicked out of the country and never allowed back.’ Harrow Crown Court heard that Muse had sought refuge in Britain after eight years of ‘comfortable’ living in Sweden. On her 2003 asylum application, she claimed militiamen targeted her family home in December 1998 because she was a member of a minority group. ‘They opened fire at us and then broke into our house by force,’ she said. ‘They shot dead my brothers Asad and Burhan. They died instantly in our presence.’ Andrew Evans, prosecuting, told the court Muse made her asylum application on the grounds she had a well-founded fear of persecution if she returned to Somalia. Besides the murder of her two brothers, she said her niece had been raped, tortured and beaten and that she herself had been gang-raped while three months’ pregnant, leading to a miscarriage. Between June 2004 and May 2010, Muse, from Neasden, North-West London, claimed £261,358.14 in income support, disability living allowance for one of her children and carer’s allowance for herself. The total included child benefit, child tax credits and housing benefit from various councils. She received £112,985.51 from the borough of Camden and lived in a four-bedroom property there. Judge Stephen Holt, sentencing Muse, told her: ‘One of the most serious aspects of this case is your cynical, dishonest manipulation of the whole system of asylum.’ Condemning her deceit, he said: ‘It was fraud from the outset. It was professionally planned. Your actions harm the people who really do need and deserve asylum. ‘In total you took somewhere in the region of £261,358.14 from the British taxpayer and have shown absolutely no remorse.’ Investigating the case cost taxpayers a further £150,000. Muse had denied obtaining money transfers by deception, fraud by false representation, 12 counts of making false representations, four counts of receiving overpayments of benefits and five counts of fraud. Migrationwatch chairman Sir Andrew Green said: ‘It is absolutely essential in a case like this that her citizenship be revoked and she should be removed. ‘All scams of this kind are deeply offensive to the public and undermine support for genuine refugees. It seems to have been a deeply cynical scam from the start. TIMELINE 1995: Arrives in Sweden with three children and given passport in her false name, AyanAbdulle. Has two more children in Sweden and one in Denmark. 2003: using another bogus name, Amina Muse, she applies for asylum in Britain. Original claim rejected. 2004: Decision overturned on appeal and given indefinite leave to remain in UK. She starts claiming £261358 in benefits. 2009: Granted British citizenship. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1345823/Somali-asylum-seeker-Amina-Muse-exposed-250k-benefit-fraudster.html

Chris Harrison is a hottie himself! Not too long ago ayaan uga jeeday Chris Harrison on the Joy Behar show...Tey ku dhigtay?! It always pissed me off the most when the women who are cut on the first episode start bawling! WAH!!! War yeey u yaqaanaan ninka? :mad:

Toban sano af qalalan iskula soo hor fariista maa tiri? Kadhimeey kadhim xataa ma'aha sheekadaan, seef-seefeey lee in ladheelo waaye marka!

How many relationships have lasted after all the drama and cameras were turned off? I used to watch it way back when, laakiin stopped after the first couple of seasons...Dunno, it just became too cheesy for my taste ~ wax lee maanta dhan isjiidaayo, wax lee is dhuuqaayo, wax lee oynaayo, and in the end after all the hirig-hirig, waalagu kala kacaa...In the news, on TV, on the papers will, eventually, read "HEBEL IYO HEBLAAYO WAA KALA HAREEN"! I rather read Sleeping Beauty over and over again... Ismalura, bal maxaa cusub this season? Igu jabi sheekada, may be inaan mar mar isha ku xado...

^Salaat subaxba haduu arbaca rakacaat ku xiray, tii maqrib oo sadex ah maxaad kasugi? Istaqfurulaah... Ilaahoow na cafi kuligeen...At some points in the video I couldn't help but laugh out loud! Balo idin qaaday dheh wixii su'aalaya odayga maskiinka ah...Qol su'aal laweydiiyay oo la yiri madaxaa lagaa goyn maa laga sugaa inuu jawaab quman sheego? Alloow Alle!