Originally posted by Abu_Geeljire: Saxiib as MMI would say " qaxwo is not daqan Soomaali, Oromo iyo waxbaas ba laga keenay". Who said this aan kabteyda taakadeeda wajiga kala dhacee? Xabashi lee lagu waashay meeshaana... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, my beautiful coffee!!! My precious coffee!!! No way, no how...I don't think I can function without it, allow ha iga qaadin... Lakiinse, naagta qaxwo Soomaali la dhoho ha iisoo dhoweyn...No thnx, amaan balaadhan... :eek:

I think anagaa wax yar idinku sadaqeysanay! Allow nii badi... Beauty of snow: Could you imagine this ^ in London, with laamiyadaan ogaa aa qabteen? GOSH, ar ducadeyda waa ceshtay...

Originally posted by Faynuus: We are Africans laakiin africaan walaaqanaa nahay. Bisinka, maxaa na walaaqay? Alla Soomaali jecliyaa markey isu camiraan...War hooy yareeya...Hindi iyo Carab lagu yeh? Hindida ama Carabta qaarkood ma argteen sey u egyihiin? Sheekooy ku nacay... We might have soft hands and somewhat nice facial features, but gosh lets not forget our liko aad moodo cagafcagaf, and 'pregnant' forehead? Oh and let's not get fooled by the Dianna iyo Dermovate and hair relaxers yaah... Africaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Just when I thought MMA's he/she 'hunk/hottie' comment was funny, I see Urban's 'MAY BE IT'S MAYBELLINE', I then thought to myself it was too early and couldn't LOOOOOOL enough...GOSH, then what do I see: NGONGE's shabuuged-up ( ) geel... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Poor geeloow gumbululax!!! Rag aan aqaano baaba ka qeyb galikara tartankaan...Sideey geel ugu egyihiin lee hadaad ogaan leheedeen? Kabaxay...

Gariiree, alla gariiree miyaa sheekadaada? Is dajibo aboow...Soomaalinimada kuma jirto in la is gargariiriyee...

^Dayabal ciridkiisa? :mad:

^Iyaah, shimee qabqablaha meesha noqotay? Maxaa meesha iiga saaree? Mar mar baa kabta taakadeeda ila santeecsataa, markaasaan dhican kusoo kala fireeyaa... Where are the MODs when you need them? Wiilkaan 'dool' ka iigu wocooyo maa iga celisiin! :mad: I will kick his (you know what) back to the politics section yaah, ani maba itaqaaniin... cagojugleys.com lee iga dheh...

Waa salaamay yarka Soomaalinamada u gubaanaayo...Sheekuuba wadaayee...Oo isaga yaaka dhigay afhayaha Soomaalida? Waa runee, "War yaad ka xigtaa magacaan Soomaali?" MMA, kan sheekadaan qoray adookale lee iga dheh... Mr. Midnimo, Wadajir, Iskaashi, Isku xirnaan, Isbiirsi, iyo Isbaheysi!!! Soomaaliya, Hanoolaato!

Originally posted by Jimcaale: You can come as a chaperon. Ani waaye day? Iyaah, Windsor tabarteey masoo gaarto...Adi iisoo sheeg...

Haduu odayga ahaa (waadhihi lahaa 'yahay' laakiinse iima aha aniga) abwaan sharaf iyo taariikh dheer ku leh fanka iyo suugaanta Soomaaliyeed, ma waxey la micnatahay waxaan lagu heysto inuusan sameyn ama sameyn karin? Sheekoy ku nacay, bey tiraahdaa islaan aan aqaano markaanoo kale... Gabadha iyo isaga mo'oyee, alle uun baa og' runta...Lakiin sidaan u arko, hadaanan wax cadeyn ah lagu heysan, uuna is hubo inuusan sameyn 'falkaan xun' inuu cararo ma eheyn... Waxaana wax kasto iigu sii daran, Soomaali say wax ukala gadiso...Aloow ale...Wax kasto 'qabiil' uun baa ku lug leh mala'is yiri? Sheekoy ku nacay marlabaad iyo sadexaadba...

^War dayakana? Xaa ka rabtaa hadee aadeyso iyo hadii kale? No stalking yaah... Juweyriah, thnx!

Originally posted by Tuujiyee: Loool KK yaa waaye labada jiil jiilo mindida kugu haayaan? mukulaal yahee lol Wareer badanaa!! Waaaaaawareeeeeeey!!! Intee lagu maqnaa labadaan bari? Intee la qasaayay? Xaala haayay? Jiil jiilooyinka ii daa waa tababaraayayee...

Originally posted by Hunguri: Aniga, kuwaan la faca ahaa uma malaynayo inay Face book garanayaan. Waxay garanayaan farsamo kale . Kuwa kula faca ah facebookna wey garanayaan, farsamadana waalagaaga horeeyaa ka waran hee? Waxaan u maleynayaa inaad wili tababar u baahantahay...

Mastaana was like the hottest Indian guy ever back then...

150yrs aa? Najeynaa!!! “The hour is filled with the medical and emotional advances that will hopefully enable us to live longer.” From a potential breakthrough pill to controversial rejuvenation technologies, Walters reports on what the future may hold, as well as what one expert says is the only proven way to extend life. Is this where people play GOD? :confused: Breakthrough pill to controversial rejuvenation technologies lagu yeh! Kir dheh... UD: You lucky you didn't get suited for emotional damage. I know eh? Poor Whitey...Now everytime he sees you, 'D-E-A-T-H' aa usooqoronto aan u maleynaa...

Originally posted by cynical lady: i.e. pregnant foreheads/ilko dhadheer is not sign of beauty but far from it… Kix kix kix...Kiix kiix kiix...kiiix kiiix kiiix...True say!!! Carab_Dheere, marka hore bal welcome to SOL...Second, carab dheeridaada masheekadaan bey keentay, lol...Just jk... Yea, Soomaalida waxey is moodaan dadka dadka ugu qurxoon...And the very funny thing is lately maba arko wax qurux lagu tilmaami karo...Yes we have different features than the typical West African, and may be just may be inaa wax yarka qurxoonahay...But shidh, facial featureska kaliya ma'aha quruxda...Waxaan wada lafaha yaryar, kala foolka weyn (pregnant forehead ), kala ilkaha dheer...War iga tag ha i dambaajininee... Praise Afrikaanimo for sure...Woooooooooooooo...Qurux hadaan leenahay, waa qurux Afrikaanimo...

Malika, what a softie you are...Adaaba inaa labada haraanti kuu galiyo i heyso... Just KIDDING!!! It takes a lot for a parent to do what you did, manshallah...Keep it up and thanks for the reminder... The way we were raised by our parents is much much different than the way we will raise ours, as we are in different society and times...With that said, I don't, not even for a sec, want to change anything about my childhood and/or the way my parents and ayeeyooyin raised me...Na'aaaah...Specially, the love and tumid (alla qanjaruufada kululeedaa) we got from ayeeyo (Allow kuu naxariiso)... There is no greater feeling than looking into your child's eyes and feeling your heart sink, without even saying one word...Or hearing the excitement in her voice when I've been out and she hears the keys opening the door 'Is M-O-M-M-I-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E!!!'...Or trying to understand what she's trying to tell me in her own little language (she is two now), and ending it with 'hickey (ok) mom?'... Malika, thnx again walaalo... Allow kheyrka noo badi...

Mugoo, those who poke me (grrrrrr) are lucky they are not sitting anyway near me...Their faces and the back of my hand aa nice-to-meet-you ka dhici leheed...DHAAAAAAAAASH, intaa is jafjafana dhihi lahaa 'how's that for a poke'...LOOOOL...

^No, it is a book about faces... Waa ceeb, gabdhaha lama poke gareeyo...Well, at least that's what I've been told: wiil gabar poke gareeya waa ceeb... Though, I still don't know the meaning behind all these non-sense pokes...Kaagadaranee ma daalaan...

^Never poke back...Waa ceeb...lol

The Good: a nice way to keep in touch with long lost high school/college/co-worker friends... The Bad: friend requests from people I've never ever met...If I don't already know you, I don't want to get to know you now, specially through FB...Shoot... The Ugly: getting poked or receiving emails from non-friends, just so they can see profile pics when you poke back or reply to their email... :mad: Dadka qaarkoodna waxaan kala yaaba, they post every little dhuuso, then later complain about privacy...WHAT!!! :confused: Ciao

JB, sorry about awoowo, allaha u naxariisto...samir iyo iimaan walaalo...

^Maxaad u maleysaa inaa dhahay?

Aaliyah, waad la heshay...Do not settle for anything less...If he can't afford that ONE special night for you, what the hell can he afford? Shoot, don't let the door hit you on your way out ku dheh baan ku iri...No beating around the bushes... As for having a wedding, lavish or not, it is important for any girl/woman to have a wedding or something to mark that ever sooooo special day... If you can afford it, F-L-A-U-N-T I-T!!!

^Markii geel loo heesana goronyo waad u heesi jirtay... Thnx JB, I really like the Time to Dance hees...