^Sheekadaas maa keentay? Dilaac aa? Najeynaa... Mugoo tii cunugteyda usoo dhowaato, waa maalintii aduuna ugu dambeyn leheed, aaqirona ugu horeyn leheed... Kama dheeli my precious little princess... Hayeh, adi inta ka booteenaayee, adbo inaa wax isku heysid mala hubiyay? Mugoo istijaabi, b4 eysan fuundo.com ka dhicin...lol

Yaabka if you only knew the half of it lee...Hate isn't soo big aboow... Jimcaale, free country? So I am not free to hate inaa arko qof candhuuf tufaayo or sigaar ka uraayo or afkoodoo furan cunto calaanjinaayo, etc.?

myth 3. Somali men can never be madhalays. Lack of pregnancy is always the foult of women. Kix kix kix...Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiix...This is not a myth, it is a FACT!!! Nimanka soomaalida madhalayaal ma noqdaan...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... Not too long ago, I had a conversation with this girl who lived in my building and has been trying to get pregnant for the last six years...She did anything and everything, went to doctor after doctor after doctor...So jokingly one night makuudhahaayiyoo 'so what has he done to check himself isagana?'...Well, y'all can guess the answer...'Oh nothing, badanaa naagaha waaye, besides maba dhihi kari orod isasoo check garee'... SAY WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!!! So me said 'may be isagaa fuundo eh oo waxba tareen'...LOL, ok I didn't, but sure thought it... Faynuus, thanks, I had a good laugh with your myths...Can't wait for the facts... Oh BTW, Myth 2. Many somali men have also stretch marks just as much as woman. QAAAAAAAAAAAX QAAAAAAAAAAAAAAX...Taas markaa aqriyay waanba suuxi rabay...

^Maxaaba doonasho la'isla gaaraa? Minika hooyadiis maba iisoo dhaafi karo... FYI, about 8yrs ago ee eheyd doonashadeyda though...

N-O thanks, guriga hooyadiis ha iska joogo...Well of course, hadaan miyiga daganaan leheen why not...But in this time and age, if he can't read and write (to say the least), he can solve things at his mother's place...

^Aloow yaa karbaashka qoorta uga duuduuban ii dhiibo mar uun kaliya, aan kuugu gooygooyee!!! :mad:

Originally posted by Yaabka-Yaabkiis: Ceebey Tacaal I do block all friends-unblock the one i wanna talk to .... Ceebeey tacaal indeed!

Things I hate people do? GOSH, it might be easier to just write the very limited things I like people do...LOL -I hate to see qof candhuuf tufaayo... -I hate the smell of smokers... -I hate people who chew with their mouth open... -I hate men with long/dirty nails, NO WAY, NO HOW!!! -I hate to see caruur wasaq ah (ie. diif kuyaalo wajigooda, ama dharwasaq ah wata - mininkooda hala joogaan wasaqdooda, not in public) -I hate people who smell - deodorants are only $2 or $3, heck nowadayz they even have it at the 99cent store OK, let me stop here for now, yaan la'ila yaabinee...I be back with more...

^War ma'adaa lagu kala rogay? Balo ku kala rogtoo kufuushay kuma dhihikaree...

^Waji dhaq? At 10:30am, ameyba barqo ii tahay ani...Dagaalkana markaa buuba ugu fiican yahay baa xan igu soo gaartay, saa anigu madagaalamee...

Originally posted by Buuxo: ^dagaal lee wadiin labadiina, shuqul somali lee iga dheh Anigaa? Maya maya...Dagaal qaamuuskeyga xataa kuma jiro, anaa maskiinad oo macruufad eh oo hadana aqiyaarnimo ku darsatay... Eeshcalaa gabar dhehee? Horta, about the topic, my kusban baa ayaan hore shaqadiisa wiil Soomaali ah la dagaalay...Wuxuu maqlay wiilkii oo ku leh kuwo cadaan ey isla shaqeeyaan (and he was yelling yaah) "THAT'S IT, FROM NOW ON I HAVE TO BE HARD ON SOOMAALI GUYS, THESE SOOMAALI GUYS ARE ANIMALS AND JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND"...Iyaah!!! N'way, my kusban intuu utagay uu ku dhahay (afSoomaali ku weydiiyay) "Maxaa dhacay?"...Oh lord, as they say the rest was history...Doesn't he just turn to him and reply "ALL OF YOU SOOMAALIS ARE ANIMALS AND NEVER EVER UNDERSTAND A SIMPLE DIRECTION OR INSTRUCTION"...Hayehee war maa sii wadeenaa, waa iska fahmi kartiin tan dhacday... Ok Ok, mala is dagaalin, wuxuu ugu jawaabay lee "well if we are animals, what does that make you, since you're in a higher position than us? THE HEAD ANIMAL OF THE ANIMALS HERE, RIGHT? So walaalkiis isdaji, adna xayawaan lee nala tehee..." And of course a few very very colourful words inbetween... Soomaalida horta maxey u jecel yihiin inee istustusaan markey meesha gaalo la joogto? Qatar mee ismoodaan markey gaalo la joogaan? Ani mugoo ma fahmin...Mana aha wiilkaan kaliya, kuwo badan soo sisi kale iska dhigo markey ajnabi lajoogaan aan arkay... N'way, yea CAWAANO badan baa naga buuxa...

One of my fav: Labo nin oo saaxiibo ah, mid reer Waqooyi, kan kale reer Xamar ayaa isla shaqeyn jiray...Maalintii dambe kii reer Waqooyiga ahaa ayaa Xamar laga badalay shaqadiisa oo Hargeysa loo badalay...Dhowr sano kadib ayuu reer Waqooyigii kusoo noqday Xamar...Wuxuu soo booqday saxiibkii oo xaas yeeshay, cunug yarna loo dhalay...Iyagoo iska sheekeysanaayo oo meel taagan ayaa cunugtii kii reer Xamarka dhalay oo gurguuraneysa meesha soo martay...Markaasuu kii reer Waqooyiga yiri "Waar Axmadoow, waa tuma?"...Kii reer Xamarkii intuu xanaaqay, uu baakoor uuku tiirsanaa soo qabsaday uu yiri "waa tumee ma'ahinee, ana baakoortaan aan kugu jajabinaa"... LOL LOL LOL!!!

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: XuuXaaX haddaan la baxo ka waran? XuuX hadaa tahay, see XaaX ku noqonee? Or is there a meaning behind it? Dooli aan dilaana maanta meel mala soo istaagtay? Iyaah, orod hee xaafadaha Jane/Finch aa Soomaalidii guryahii dooli ka galay ee ka soo dil...

^Magacyada sanadka maanta ah sidii diracyada iyo macawisaha aa loo badashaa...Makujiroow ani mugoo...Hayeh, adi shimee badalee hee, MMA waakuugu baaray since 2001...I can help with a suitable nick if you'd like, just holla... Abu_Geeljire, jogging? War standingka xataa dhibwaaye, we sit and gossip instead...

Originally posted by Carab_Dheere: ps...I know the english I wrote is bad but many of u always say they can't read somali...so am trying my best ppl. You really disappointed me Caraboow with the above statement...Carabka maxaan kaa dhahaa...Why would you care who can and can't read/understand Soomaali? Maskiinsanidaa? You certainly shouldn't go out of your way to write in English, if it is not your preference... Now, let's get back to the topic...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...What a choice of words sxb! Waaba naxay certain words markaan aqrinaaya, I thought inee hooyadey ikortaagantahay or something...Waxaan is arkay anoo afka intaa gacanta saartay dhahooyo 'WEEEE, kan daya'... Second, I didn't know guys, let alone a Soomaali one, would watch such a show...I personally, never ever ever watched the show, not even one episode...Not my cuppa tea...Same with 'Desprate Housewives'... Still loooooooooooooooooooooooling at the topic, iyo saa ukala dhig dhigtay...Sharaxaad waxaasaa lagaa dhahaa ama waa la'iska daayaa!!!

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: quote: (i.e. killing him in few months, stealing his money and running way with it all, sweet talking it all out of him) Bismillaahi Raxmaani Raxiim ,,,,,,,, Allow sahal umuuraha You can say that again! Originally posted by chubacka: as someone said money comes and goes, but a its difficult for a grown up man to change. Chubacka, when the first part of your sentence happens, I am gone too...Maxaa meesha idhigaya, awalba soo lacagta kuma raacin...Money comes, I come; money goes, and POOOOOOOOOOOOF I magically disappear... Marka maxaanba the second part of the sentence kugaarnaa? As for those who wouldn't marry for money, good for you, idinkana ku tashta hee shilinlee inuu shaatiguu gadanaayo ugu dartiin... Nothing is wrong with having a bit of financial freedom and should be taken into consideration when choosing a life partner...Hadiikale walee is jiidjiid aa nii dambeyneyso...

It is purely for 'XARAGO'...Nothing more, nothing less...Well at least for me...And as they say 'XARAGO xanuun maleh'...

Originally posted by Jimcaale: It all depends on the case and circumstances. Ishaa ka tuurtay... LOL@Live camera footage...Might as well sometimes though...

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: Bal maxaa idinka idin haya soydinkii lahaa Somaliland ma jirto ? Bal ii weydii ana JByoow, xaa haayo mineyba dheheen meesha ma jirto?

Originally posted by Jimcaale: You are in land where you CAN remain anonymous. It is never this black and white my dear, when it comes to pointing the finger...

Originally posted by nuune: Odayga habarta la saar baan maqli jirey! Acuudubilaah!!! Oo muxuu odayga habarta usaaran yahay? Iyaah...Unukaaba sheeko aragnay...

YES!!! Why not? All the other qualities can come later or never...People are usually happy when they have money...So money makes people happy...So someone with money would make me happy no? And if I am happy, and he's happy, we are a happy family...Intee laga helaa hee sheekadaas... I'll let y'all know when and if I ever find Mr. Rich...In the mean time, I am very happy with my not so rich Faarax... As a very good friend of mine once said, when she was approached by a guy - let's just say his looks were NOT so easy on the eyes, 'I can learn to love him with his money'......

My weekend was just 'beautiful'...Couldn't have asked for a better weather in April too...

It is always easier said than done...Who will guarantee one's safety after he/she points the finger? Certainly not the cops, and even if they did, for how long? So sometimes it might not be worth your safety to point the finger... This 'don’t snitch' culture usually applies to hustlers/drug dealers/gangs and the likes of them, and as most of the rappers today come from such backgrounds, this is really the only way they know how...It is the way the streets raised the... :mad: So marka lama yaabayo...

Wah, Abu_Geeljire, naga kala daa hee...Coffee, then Coke, what's next, Xalwo?