LOL@Naxar... About this 'gaalo gudan' comment and those u qoslaya, regardless of whom it is meant for, it just goes to show thier mental capacity and just how much they know about diinta...It is one thing to say something when one tries so hard to be funny, yet totally a different thing when one humilates one's self, just to take a cheap shot at 'A/Y and his ilk' by making such a statement...Aloow nawada cafi bini'aadan maskaxyar beynunehee... The problem with Al-shabaab and their supports is that they are ignorant about the basics of Islam. One of the worst offense is to call a muslim a kafir. The only reason a person becomes kafir is if they reject Islam or any of its basic tenants such as salah, sowm, haj etc. (al-macluum fi deena bi daruura). Therefore, Geeljire AKA Red Sea I suggest you repent or be prepared in the hereafter to be right or wrong and become kafir yourself. Peace Action, you're right on point...Thnx! Emperor, dadka qaarkood dhagax iyo darbi shub ah waykadaran yihiin, ha'isku dhibin inaa wax usheegtid ama ka dhaadhacsiisid... Teeda kale, this 'adeer' thingy is getting tiresome already people...Come up with a new phrase...Wax yarbo hadii lasheego, 'adeer' this, 'adeer' that baala soobodeysiin...To the point now (so narrow mindedly) aad iska dhaadhacsiiseen this even inee tahay 'tolka' oo shiraya...Alloow noo gargaar!

Booto.com...Banned from Koronto kuyeh...Aboow Washington meel dheer ma jirto ma ogidoo...Budkaaga iyo tooreydaada iyo faataadhugleyskaaga waala aadi kartay soo ma ogid...Marka yaree hee bootada...Adilee sidii Koronto nimay ku dhagtay ha u gariirin markaa aragtid Madaxweyneheena...

I see the same old broken record is playing again...

Ee waaba yaabee maxaa la'isku qoroyaa, yaaba idinku darsaday? Who? Mafahmin! Ama hala'isku camiro, ama hala'isku beenguuro, ama hal qabiil ha yimaadaan, ama hal laf ha imaado, Soomaali badan (the few hundered that were there, and a few hundered more who couldn't make it - for whatever reason) bay wax latahay this event...Marka bal cabaadka iyo calaacalka halakala yareeyo...

“[These children] do not hear anything, do not know anything, have no academic knowledge and are bought for petty Shillings [money] by opposition leaders.” Walee wuu laheylay...Waxani waa xayawaano...I hope they 'crush' them, and 'crush' them well once and for all...

Great pics...I see two of my aunts on the pics, wait till I tell them...LOL Too bad I couldn't go, heard a lot of Torontonians went to the event...Hope one of his future tours includes a stop in Toronto... Thnx Emperor...

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...You and your damn broking engiriis...Good one!!!

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: Waar North iyo Hunguri waxba ma haystaane inanta ha lug goyinin ,,,,,,,,, Iigu soo celibo maxaa dhahday, labadaan bari dhagaha sifiican wax ugama maqlo? Yaabka, lacagtaan ka hadlooyo Canada aanku xisaabinaa, no need that far inla'aado...Wax caloolweyna seelayeelaa, macalooshaa la maamulaa mise lacagtaa la maamulaa, wah?

^!diotna kuma dhihikaree, xaa dhacay?

Originally posted by Be-Happy: kool kat, lacag beel, Aboow maxaa inkaarta keenay? Iyaah, xaankaa suubshay ani? Lacag xisaabis iyo lacag maamul waa waxaan ku taqasusay, wax xun ma'aha nooh...

Yaabka Yaabkiis, wax la is weydiiyo maxumee, what are they bringing to the table iyagana (nimanka)? I tell you, I manage one thing very well and one thing only and that is money If he has lots of it, and I mean L-O-T-S of it, we can then nigotiate on how 'I' can keep his 'moral happy and satisfied'...Hadiikale 50/50 ee sheekada taagnaanee ilaa rigoore rigoore la isla gaaro... Layzie, bf/gf intee kumaqashay? Waxaas ma jiraan ee xishoo, yaana afkaaga laga maqlin...Ceeb caleek...Hada styleka wuxuu noqday: waaku arkay, waaku caashaqay, waa la'is guursaday, waa la'isku dhalay, waala kalabooday...Beelo finito...

Originally posted by Carab_Dheere: not that I know anything about porn Ehem ehem, porn xow ahaa? Yaa dhalay? Carab, you're one vunny berson!!! Xaakaa galay caruur aan afsoomaali aqrin karin...Kuwaas waalaguu yaqaan, mahaana waaka buuxaan... Like chubacka **waves @chu** people will make the effort...And if they don't, oh well...

I can now consider myself as: B-r-i-l-l-i-a-n-t!!! YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, WAY TO GO!!! War iga tag waaba daalay say 'Don't press' iyo 'Quick press...' ii dhahaayeen, shidh...

Originally posted by NGONGE: ^^ Now he's also not Physically Fit either! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Waa dhintay oo manooli...Inaba caadi matihid yaa Ngonge... Maxaa tiraahdeen, wuu jaray aa? Ruf? Mindi aa? Aboow xanuun u adakaa wiilka...Qooqlee maa intaas keenay? Najeynaa!!! JB, hayeh labadaan bari maraa keentid Condom aa too large ah, iyo nin aa 'xubnihii taranka' iska gooyay, maanoo bilaawday walaaloow? Waakasii daroysaahee adi, naga kala yaree yaanan mindi laguu soo qaadanee... This reminded me of the Lorena Bobbitt incident back in 93...Rageedii!

LL, I believe the poster wrote: 'My question is would marry a guy who has never been in school(uneducated)'? I was merely replying to the question, not discussing my peronal criteria walaalo...If he can't read and write, he doesn't bring much to the table, in my opinion...Therefore, wax la'isku sheegaya baaba iska yar...I know some might have 'opportunities and possibilities' handed to them, but a lot of people work very hard to get it...And one who doesn't have the drive to learn the basics (ie. reading and writing), then really he doesn't have much to offer... Anyways, walaal, just watch out so you dont fall hard for one who cant read nor write and only speaks in drawings. That'll actually be cute... PS, I am starting to like this KK, LL thingy, may be we should find MM, NN...

Layzie, magaceyga haduu qori karin, aqrin karina haduu arko xow iisheegaa walaaleey? Lois Lane, I wish life was as simple as you put it abaayo...All I know is in 2008 nin aanan wax aqrinkarin ama qori karin, wax uu sheegi karo aaba iska yar, unless he's 80yrs old or something... That's just the way I see it...If that makes me 'a bit simple-minded', so be it... Of course if would make life quite hard but its not impossible. Life could be hard for a lot of other things, but not knowing how to read and write is not on that list...I still stand by 'minika hooyadiis ha iska fadhiyo' haduusan wax aqrinkarin ama qori karin... Besides, what job can one have to make a decent living for him and his family if he can't read/write? Working at a factory isn't a way of life; neither is minimum wage jobs or driving a taxi (specially for a young 30something person), that's just for me...

Ar bas bas, xaal kasto waa bixinaa...Lakiin, hadey Russel Wong lee soo dirsadaan...

Mugoo maku jiri ani kuwa indhaha guduudiyo...Ani Faarax lee igu ogtahay intaa noolahay... Dowlad aa, walee wacdaraa lagu tusay ma is tiri? Chinese iyo urkooda...Dowladooda meeshooda iyo meelka dheer ha iga joogaan

Originally posted by cynical lady: Is having a man a mandatory requirement to legitimize a woman’s existence? Absolutely not! And that's why I said 'just like education isn't everything in life, finding a man isn't either...' It is sad to see though, some single women always complain about not having/finding a man...If he doesn't come, then he doesn't come; or if he comes and goes, it is not the end of the world...

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...You've been told lies my dear about Chinese men, that's what other guys tell themselves to make them feel better...Ani waxyaalo kale aa xan igu soo gaareen... Maxaakatiri naagaha Chinese ka? Nuunoow maaka joogtid?

Ok let's say he can't read and write: 1. How would he get a job, he can't even fill out a simple employment application? So not only can't he not read and write, he would have no job! 2. How would he get driver's license, doesn't one need to take a written test? So not only can't he not read and write, he would have no car! 3. Say he goes to the bank, how would he communicate since he can't read/write he wouldn't know the difference of a $20 bill from a $50 one? Well unless, he is Canada, then colourka uu kukala fahmaa So not only can't he not read and write, lacagta xataa makala aqonaayo 4. Say you go to a restaurant, how would he order his food? So not only can't he not read and write, you would have to order it for him! OR Somali restaurant it is Just to point out a few things that are essential in any relationship markii la'is baranaayo... If my grandmother (allaha u naxariistee) ee wax aqrin kartay, waxna qori kartay, I am sure miyi or not, qof walba should be able to do it... He won't be able to write little love notes xataa, wah... War soco dheh, like I said minika hooyadiis yuu soo dhaafin...Well this is only 'had I been single' scenario...

^Acuudubilaah!!! Xaa shiinees kuu geeyay?

What's up with the long nails? Iyaah, cunugyaroo intaas le'eg with those nails and make up, sheeko... Indhahaaba idilay...

Educated or not, it is all about 'calaf'...Calafkana allaa haya... However, I've seen waaaaaaaaaaaay too many women with the 'I am educated; therefore, I am higher than others' mentality...And that is a very unattractive quality...Education can only take you so far in life...A lot of other things do count a lot more than just having an education...And if most educated women didn't think they are above and beyond others when they're educated, believe me, haduu calafkeedu galo mid fiican wey heli... Also, horta why is it that when a woman reaches certain age and still doesn't have a man, they always come up with 1001 hideous excuses...Why can't it just be 'it is not her time yet' - OR - 'she hasn't found the 'right' one yet' - OR - 'it is her 'unattractive' qualities of islaweyne, dabeecad xumo, full of drama and etc.'? N'way, just like education isn't everything in life, finding a man isn't either...

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Caasho oo musqusha kasoo baxday, soo qabeysatay, oo shaambo iyo doobishaambo kusoo dhaqatay timaheeda oo wali qooyan, timaheeda udgoona dhabarka u saaran oo qooyan, dirac fresh carfaayana soo gishatay, mid la iska dhex arkaayo waliba, not to mention uunsina isku soo bilbishay. Ooooh, xaaax, neefta aa kugu dhageyso caraf iyo xaraarad daraadeeda. Wax laga hadli karo ma'aha. Xaada ku kaceyso yaaqeey. Ar caashooyinka ha noo noolaadaan, la'aantooda abaar iyo nus. Aboow aboow, marskiintaan amaaba diraca ku jeexjeexdaa hee? Waaba u naxsanahay...I thought I was reading something from one of those 'love' novels...MMA walee waa soo dhigatay sanadka maanta ah! DABSHID, MEXEYTAHAY QEYLADAA SHEEGEYSID? USUALLY, QEYLADA HABLAHA SOOMAALIYEED WAA MUSIC TO THE FAARAX'S EARS BAAN ANIGU MAQLAY... Now let me get back to the topic bal, I certaily wouldn't marry a Cadaan person, just like I wouldn't marry any Asian, other Africans, etc...I have nothing against them, believe you me, it is just that we have toooooooooooooooo many problems within Soomaalida (kani waa qabiil hebel, kaasi waa ina hebel, kani waa saan, kaasi waa saas) intaas lee ha'igu filnaato...Soomaalida always have something to say, even if you marry your first cousin (YUCK)... Besides, speaking English gives me headache, so I couldn't se myself always speaking English to my kasban...Madax xanuun tabar uma haayo... Afkeyga hooyo iyo Faaraxeyga dhuubanee, garbaha yaryaree, madaxaweyn aan happy isaga ahay...