Naxar, 18%? That is too much! Here in Toronto it is 15%, and if the party is more than six people, they automatically add the 15% on to the bill... If service is good, I tip and I tip well...If service is bad, I still tip, but only add two pennies and nothing more... As for Somali restaurants, if the server is a young person I tip them, if an older person - me don't bother...

Ibti, markaan idin leeyahay wiilka quraan saara ma dheel baa iiga mooday? Quraansaar buu inanku rabaa ee wax u qabta...

^War ma anagaa faano? Ilmo adeer waa intii istaqaan baala yiriyee, iidaa boqorada quruxda...

Masheekadaas baad keentay maatana? Just tell this ina'adeer that this Ayeeyo can rock 6" highheels just as good as Air Jordans...Not your average ayeeyo... Faanka ka cabso hee LOL

It is with deep sadness to report that our sister Fatima has been eliminated from the contest... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, I can do a back flip right now!!! And if I break my back it'll be all worth it... The fake, airheaded, showista FATIMA IS OUT!!! See yah! Ok let me go back to my show and watch when Whitney wins! Don't mind me people, I am just glad beenleeydii in laburiyay... EDIT: Cycle 10 Winner: Whitney!!! Go Whitney, Go Whitney...

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Good one...Privilege eh!!! You're not George Clooney by any chance are you?

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Someone wanted to know, besides I haven't seen in million yrs And just who is that someone? Sheekaaba wadaayee...

^She came to clean your clothes, leesh? The least you could've done was give her the damn cimaamad, if she is washing your dirty laundry... Cimaamad was like the 'IT' thing for the past year or so...I've seen people wear it in the summer around their necks as a fashion simple... Gosh, my younger sister was obsessed with it for some time, had it in any colour you can think of...She used to say 'fashion alaTaliban'...LOL I must say it looked kinda cool...

^Yaa kuu sheegaa hee, malaha waa lahjad cusub! MMA, hade waxaan dhoho ma garanaayo...

Ani mugoo maku jiri, cabsi.com...Al-Qaedah who? Is that a new shoe store? JB, tana waa ii dhineed...In any case, here is where you can get additional information me think: AskDOJ@usdoj.gov by email...Make sure the subject line reads: HOW CAN I JOIN AL-QAEDAH, and you shall receive a quick response... For more info click here!

JB, sxb, why was this on the Politics section to begin with? By mistake may be? :confused: I am not going either, I am saving my energy for Kowda Luulyo... We can then celebrate!

Originally posted by Emperor: Here is a youtube clip for you, obviously not one of your Eurotrash clips... Watch and Enjoy. You are So bad that you are Briliant... HATER!!! Don't hate cuz he (SIR MARC of course) got talent...Noone wants to hear your tirades of self opionated bile!!! Emperor, waa dhinta oo manooli...You should have given some sort of warning, cuz you know I am sucker for LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Thanks to you, I now have a headache from laughing so hard...For some reason I felt only the shades were missing!!! Waxaan soo xasuustay waaguu Ja Rule soo bixi jiray, someone once said 'He is sooooooooooo UGLY it is CUTE'...Ohhhhhh... On a serious note, people should just leave SIR MARC alone...Seriously!!! I am at the point now when I see something he posted I go 'oh lord nooooooooooooooo, not again'...Y'all have cornered him and seem to gang up on him on any given thread, wiilka iska daaya...I am really concerned that he might be pushed over the limit...Cunugaa is dilay hadhoow kama baxnee...War daaya wiilka... Magac lasoo badashay aaba idishay...Ee waayaabee, wiilka amuu on daily basis magaca noogu badashaa hada ka dib...

^Or in his case, take off those oversized shades and see the coffee, I mean see the map clearly!!! Long time Ms Aaliyah, how have you been dear?

Originally posted by Miskiin-Macruuf-Aqiyaar: Haye, Kuusha, filinka masoo fiirsatay? Aniga the other night Harold and Kumar II fiirsaday, not bad. I thought inaa shaneemo ka weynaaday, God. Maxaa sameyn karnaa hee the other significant wanted to see a movie. No one listened my idea of if we buy shaah and read the favourite newspapers at a coffee place. Didn't see Baby Mama yet...Are you kidding me, we saw Harold and Kumar too? OH GOSH, did I laugh or did I laugh or did I laugh? Ilinta waa iska socotay non-stop... Mr. Newspaper, did you cover your face with your newspaper when certain scenes were being showed, me wonder? Ar idaa ha i dambaajininee... Back to the topic, what if the surrogate mother is the 2nd wife of the husband? Let's say wife #1 can't have children, husband takes on wife #2 so he can have children...So far so good...Now, what if the #2 wife offers to be a surrogate mother to carry the child for wife #1 and the husband? Is that allowed in Islam? Or would this be more of Allah vs Science? Honest to god, surrogacy will never be something I would consider...But easier said than done! The way I see it is that children are indeed a blessing of Allah...And if Allah does not bless any couple with a child(ren), they should just accept it and move on - as a pair or go on their separate ways... However, this 'the child will be confused' bs isn't just flying with me...How would a child who's the result of surrogacy be any more confused than that of an adopted one? :confused:

Manshallah!!! Are you sure she is only two years of age, ani carabtaan ma trust gareeyee? Although, somewhat impressive, it was also yaab!!! A two year old should be just a two year old...After all she is still a baby!!!!!!!!!! Manshallah again...

Originally posted by Malika: You believe in Greater Somalia,but Somaliland is is your country and by hook and crook "we" shall secure our dream of Secession...Ha! Qosol gariir ma maqli jirteen, L-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-L!!! Why must you put him under the toosh like that laakiin? Kix kix kix kix... Teeda kale, you know The Marc doesn't understand somali, why do you insist on writing in somali? Same question goes for the KK's in the forum. Caajisleey cagabooreeyna maku dhihi kariyee, soo Soomaali afkeygii hooyo ma'aha? Soo Somaliaonline meel Soomaali ma'aha? Soo wiilka Soomaali ma'aha? Soo aniga Soomaali ma'ihi? As my reer waqooyi friend would say 'qushigiis dee haduusan fahmeyn afka Soomaaliga'...

Originally posted by Geel_jire: lol fulay or smart take ur pick ..... who would want to step into the ring facing ibti,malika,cara with only kk in my corner ? KK in your corner? War iga beydh baan ku idhi, laadka anaaba ugu horeyn doonee... Cara, pick up the dinner tab only? I've seen some who will even buy the outfit and/or the shoes he'll wear that evening to the date, walahi I am not even over exaggerating...Like Ibti said: If it gets any easier, then men will be sitting in his house and women will just drop thorough the roof and land on their lap. PS, Cara I owe you one cup of tea, Somali style with heel, qorfe, dhaga yare, sanjabiil iyo kiilo sonkor leh...Hada ma karin karo, today car shopping baan u socdaa (yeeeey)... PSS, Enjoy your weekend ladies and don't let no man tell yah 'naa jikada gal'...Afkiisa eeba 'Naa' kasoo bexeyso, biyo kulul baa wajiga looga horgeeyaa WAAAAAAASH!!! Ciao

KK, it's obvious you've been in the enemy camp too long, you have been irredeemably compromised You can say that again...Birimo, sugunto, teerso xataa waa diyaarinaa ani, kaaga daran miiska aan sii saaraa intuusan imaan guriga...Weesada waa shubaa...Dharkana waa dhaqaa...Sariir waa goglaa...I have been very well trained at the 'enemy' camp... Oh well. Koob shaaha noo soo qabo mar hadaad kacday. Naa soo kac, heelka iyo qor faha tun intaa biyaha saaraayo dabka... Geel, waa buuxaan, waalaguu soo raadinaa...Wilibo mar mar 2 for 1 aa lagu helaa...

Juwairiah, what would you be benefiting from by letting him marry a 2nd wife so he could have children with her? I can just see him getting ready to go to her and saying 'ok honey tonite is Khadra's turn, I'll be spending the nite there, see you tomorrow' and a kiss on the forehead...NO THANKS! MMA, don't you worry, cunugteyda surwaalkeeda iyo guntiinadeyda waa isku tolan yihiin... When I posted this, I was thinking along the lines of what Cara said: 'what if a surrogate mother only carries an embryo to term, with the egg and sperm coming from the married couple?'...

Cara, And what's wrong with 'Getting back in the kitchen'? Isn't that a woman's place? *Runs like cunug safaleeti dafay!!!

Walahi, His Majesty should be comedian!!! He is just too damn funny to be serious with his rubbish...Just when you thought he couldn't be funnier, he pulls something like this... It is my pleasure to do one of my well known LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLz...Good one MARC... Wiilka sheekadii yuhuuda uuba wadaayee, warka isiibo abaa? Xow yiri igaarka, 'We need to take people from the heavily populated parts of Somaliland, i.e. Hargesia and Burco and other urban centres and relocate them to these disputed territories.'... Waaba suuxi rabay qosol dartiis intaas markaan aqriyay... MARC Caqliga marki laqeebinaaye adiga waa lagu hilmaamay umaleena Afro, maya maya kan mala hilmaamin, ookiyaaluu qabay nooh, waalala dhaafay marka...Haadaa maafiish maskax yaa ukhti...Habii'an ma maqli jirtay...Khalaas...LOL, kacabos afCarabiga!

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Are you an average Somali? Do you even need to ask ayeeyo? Kool Kat lol at least the girl has the back bone to be in a show..iska dhaaf ha qaabdarnaanto haday rabtee.. What back bone? Qaabdaro iyo doqonimo? C'mon hee Aaliyah...Her 'I can never be with a man cuz I was circumsized' or 'I didn't know how to express my emotions (to the ever so HOT Italian model dude) cuz I've never had a boyfriend', are played out...She should know better...But hey if it got her to the finals, why not...

^Xanta waa la'iiga fiican yahay...Dad ku taqasusaa meesha buuxa...Iyagaan udaayay, not my specialty my dear ol' A&T...Have a save return hee...Ciao

It is about time a plus size model wins ANTM, though Whitney seems to be shrinking week after week, still... Oh GOD, don't even get me started on Fatima...She is just an overrated airhead...I have not seen a single thing she has said on that show that suggests otherwise...War weyna ceebeysay...And what's up with all these 'she is so pretty' bs? Ma waasheen dadkii? The average Somali girl baaba ka qurxoon... Oh well, we shall wait till next week and see...I hope she doesn't win...Whitney all the way...

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Horta wax caadi eh masheegtaa adi? Or may be cuz you're wax waalan...