^Are you content with what you have Bella?

two Muslim men approached Mr. Hussein and asked him if he faces Mecca when he prays (Mohammed instructed his followers to face the city of Mecca when they pray). Hussein told them that as a Christian, he does not have to face a specific direction to pray because God is omnipresent. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Stup!d!ty at its best!!!Hakaa saarto dhehee..."don't have to face a specific direction" kuyeh, how about the direction of six feet under? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, wey kusugeen walee...

SLAP? That's so last season! Hada canaan is the 'IN' thing...

Nacam yaa akhi, taxta amrak!

Gacana bikro malagu jabiyaa? Najeynaa!!!!!!!!!!!

^Sidey ukala weyn yihiin hee?

^Adi ma dheertahay? Mise kuwa ladhoho 'isku kawis murqayo guduud' aa tahay?

after the calculation, all you have to do is subtruct 15 from the total number you have, and you have the number of boys and girls, Nuunka, such a party pooper you're, naga leexo... FYI, did the calculation then subtracted 15, still got the wrong answer... Redka, why would you want go throu all the trouble laakiin? Why not just ask? Ok, I have 7.283 brothers and 12 sisters...The oldest is a boy, he is now almost 40, then my mom and dad had a girl (named her Isma-Lura - boy was she ever beautiful), she is now almost 39, then they had........ Gotta go now, will continue later... Ciao

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: quote: MMA & Dabshid, hashoo sperm mushakal eh utuura hee, halmar a set of triplets buc haka soo siisee... ,,,, wax waalan ,, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool Walaahi waan qoslay ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Just trying to help a sister out, and if in the process I make you laugh - that's a bonus! So the options that were advised so far are either to adopt or get married for the sake of having kids. I can’t adopt because I would like to have my own kids. So that leaves me the option of marrying someone for the wrong reason.. ..Call me Mother Teresa; but I simply can not use someone else for my own gain. If we call you Mother Teresa for not using someone for your own gain, what should we call you for willing to deprive a child from having a father in his/her life for your own gain? Mahatma Gandhi? I don't know for some reason, Knocked Up comes to mind... Ninkiina ma rabo, cunugna waa rabaa, labo meel wada gasha ma'aha... Good luck...

Haters eat your hearts out...Maseerka joojiya... Duke, allaha kuu siyaadiyo...

Originally posted by Che -Guevara: ^Ayeeyo, no fair. I don't remember getting anything on my birthday mase you are cajoling Puuja to put good word in for adeer. Adeer leeba ku waalatay adna ee iga leexaan ku iri...When's your bday, I promise to throw the best SOL birthday party thread ever for you? October?

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Don't push it hee adna...LOL Che, you got my vote ayeeyo...You'll make a great MOD...Go CHE, Go CHE!!!

Saakuun sidataal, saad danbe , setimaanka soo socdo , sitimaankiisa kale , jimco ka jimco sideed , sabti sagaal axad tobon, sidataal , lug hore , lug danbe, alaahu mustacaan... ..kala haadkii ..arbaco koombaaleeydii, cosa fare, jimco baasteeleey, istaaqfurloowgii...seben ka seben.. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...Walahi, after an exam, this is exactly what I needed maanta...Thanks... Hayeh, adna groupka aan ayeeyda u ahay maakusoo darsoontay...Taxta amrak, anaa ayeeyo, babiskeyna waa ii diyaarsan yahay ogay - just incase you go out of line...

^Habiinkii banaanka xuux aa joogto aala yiri, waaka baqaa... -6

^LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL@same mental hospital...Seems that way, doesn't it? RUDYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, ZUP DAWG? Where u been hidin'?

ZACK, war daya kan...Xaa banaan ka doontay saacadaan, adaaba sheeka wadidee? Teeda kale, ani mugoo waa ii qabow dahay, eemaxaa ku gubaayo? And stop CHEATING? MMA, ilkaha lee yee qafiif kaa noqon, teeth abuu x-ray wax kugu qaadnaaayo aa iska yaree, David Suzuki waalaguu dhaamaayee... -6

Originally posted by Tuitero: He said that it means "Friday". I looked from the dictionary and it said that Friday is jimce/jamce. I remeber that his name began with S and it was something like "Saidi". Could you help me out, please? Don't listen to these people, they have no idea what they're talking about...If his name starts with 'S' and he said it means 'Friday'...Then his name is 'Sjimcaale'...The 'S' is silent though, so it is pronounced 'Jimcaale'... This is ani saan u aqaan: Biri = Tomorrow Biri dambe = Day after tomorrow Saakuun = Third day from today Maanta = Today Shalay = Yesterday Doraad = Day before yesterday Doraad tii kahoreysay = well you can guess this one...

^Adeer intuu afkaaga kasoo carfooyaa , adi masoo cadayatay... -7

Go Aaliyah, it's your birthday...Yaraantii SOL, malaha yaruuca badan baakaa dambeeyay ayaamahaan, laakiin ani waligaa yariisey lee ii ahaanee...lol Have a very happy birthday, and many many more ishallah...

-5

-3 EDIT: I'll post the number quickly, then edit and add my messages... (Shaqo la'aan lee iga dheh)loooooooooooooooool

Originally posted by The Zack: ^ You are girl, you should've taken the lower number. anyways, 1 Must you tell me I am a girl? Xisaabtaan si fiican u aqoonee idaa wiilyahoow... EDIT: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA, people... -1 PS, waryaa Zack bax seexo...

Birthday girl, waa horaan habar noqday... Ok fine, -2... Let's turn this in to -50, before they can even spell fifty...

Originally posted by Laba_Xiniinyood: yaa ku yiri rag iyo dumar baa wada ciyaara? War heedhe, miyaadan waligaa dumar la ciyaarin? Bella, oo habraha anoo kale ehna sidee uga qeyb qaadan karaan ciyaartan?

I know this isn't much, but better than Che's pic, methinks... All original yaah, from the heart dear...Enjoy your day!