Coffee makes your breath smell kinda funky...So you were probably smelling funky and not know it...Hope inaa dad badan la hadlin...

Horta meeday Shiikh nimidaadii this Ramadaan? Sowdigii magaca soo badalan jidhan soonka! Mise inaad J.a.c.e.y.l.b.a.r.o kusoo noqon weydid baa ka cabsatay, oo lagaa bootiyo?

Sayid, what did you want do when you grew up when you were at the age of 11? Were you a fat kid or a typical skrony Somali child with lugo istakiin? Leave the child be and have his dreams!

^Tolow adna maxaa kaasoo carfaayay? Qaxwo iyo sanjabiil?

Originally posted by Johnny B: ^Interesting how thralls can recognize their own problems on others. oh well.. everybody is a comedian. EDIT: Afkaaga wasaqdiisaa intaa ka urinooyaa, gaalada sey u uraan camal wilibo ee maxaa cuntay? And no NOT everyone is a comedian darling...NOT EVERYONE!

I'm not voting this year, shiiiiiiiiiiiidh, seems like we're hitting the polls once every six months (well not really six months, but might as well be!!!!)...Yaa u shaqo la'...Seriously, Canada needs to set a certain length of time between elections! Did someone mention Stéphane Dion? Half the time I don't understand what he's saying...Not sure who I'll be voting for this year, that is if I decide to vote that is...But those Conservatives are looking more and more appealing...

Originally posted by Biixi: I asked my younger brother what is he waiting for, he should merry soon insha-Allah. He told me he wants an educated Somali women, but most of those educated sisters (90%) lack the good looks. Hmmmm Isaga quruxloow miyaa hee?

Originally posted by *Blessed: ^It's like this huuno... Chris Rock can crack 'n*gger jokes*, Harry Enfield can't. Muslims can take the mick out of fellow Muslims, atheists can't. Sorry, you're feeling left out. HAHAHAHAHAHA...LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL...KIX KIX KIX KIX KIX...Eesh caleek baa ladhahaa when you hit the nail on the head like that...Cuqda nafsiya daawo maleh dee...

^**Maseeraa ku haayo waa muumuudsahee!** I remember when you used to be the 'JACEYLBARO' and 'SHEIKHAJACEYLKA' of SOL...Now you're just 'j.a.c.e.y.l.b.a.r.o'...You ain't got no swagger no'mo homey... Gediid, heheheheheheeeee...Wax waalan...

Faynuus, dealing with a teen sister can be very challenging, specially hadeydaan isla soo korin...You don't know what hardships she'd been through as a young girl, and even if you do, you don't know how it has affected her as a person...Or even if her resentments towards you comes from the simple fact that you had a better life then her per se... Regardless, communication is the key...You shouldn't just think of why isn't she doing this, that or the other...OR why isn't she taking my advice or listening to me...You should be thinking of how you can help her become a better person by listening to her and trying to understand how she really feels...May be you should change the way you approach her, there might be something you're doing or the way your offering to help that is causing her to behave/act in certain way...Really just listen to what she is saying, then take small steps together to rectify the problem/situation... At times it might just help to talk to her in an equal way ( you know as a friend, as qof fahmaayo) and not as an 'older' sister...I know it is easier said than done, but getting discouraged should not be an option - specially when it comes to a teen sister who is new to the country - HELL NO!!! Hope it all works out for you and your sister...And I know all about niman kaan joogo meelahaas oo when they hear gabar baa dhoofaysa/sponsor heshay they make their moves, and next thing you know they want to marry the girl... :mad: Hopefully, she'll rise above that and not let him stop her from becoming a successful young woman and achieving her goals in life, insha'allah... All the best...

Wixii 32 yrs old ka korreeyo ambbulance in loogu waco waaye. H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-H-A-A-A-A-A-A! Qosol shigshig ma maqlijirtay, waliba anoo soomaan...Caadi matihid... Nuunoow, contemporary 17yr old kuyeh...Unugubaa mashaqo maqalnay...War when I was 17, I've been in Canada for only three years by then, I was still in a cultural shock, baraf iyo ESLna dhagahey iilaabaayeen, adna nin iyo wax kalaa ka hadloysaa...Sheeko...Habarteey iyo walaasheeyna igu sooroor ma'eheen, nin uuba isoo wocobo - let's just say isagoo ujeedin oo telephone lee eetahay sheekada ee kabahooda ka ordi jireen!!! adiga cadaanaa is mooday haye. Faynuus, hadaan 17 nin lagu guursan ma cadaan baala'ismoodaa? Sheekaaba wadaayee walaaleey...Actually, aside with struggling to fit in and get used to this great country of Canada, at 17 I was busy picking out my prom dress, trying to figure what which college attend, what field of study to persue - so excuse me if I didn't have much time left to think of whom I should be spending the rest of my life with...Cadaan lee iga dheh... I got married at the age of 23, and times thought it was too early to get married at that age - as I wanted to do so much more like further my studies (which by the way I am doing now at the age of *ehem ehem* 31)...Alxamdulilaah, I've been married for eight year and allah has blessed me with a beautiful daughter, but 17 is just a tad bit too young to be thinking of marriage regardless - that's just my opinion... Good luck to all of us...

GIGI, allaha kuu siyaadiyo abaayo...I just find it very odd for a 17 year old to be thinking of choosing a life time partner, let alone engaged...Not many 17 year olds think marriage as a priority at that age...But as long as you're happy, good for you... Faynuus, lol@guumeys...Naa gabadha ani masaarni bisinkee, intee igu aragtay anoo korsan... Seriously though, what were you doing at the age of 17 Faynuuseey bal noo sheeg?

Gardaro igama'aha, isku dirka dhaaf yaah...Saan u arko lee u sheegay... Hadaan Soomaali nahayna 'engaged' soo ma'aha meherka? Mise faraanti lee la'isa siiyaa sida gaalada? Waagaan ogaa we don't get 'engaged' then months later or every years later get married wah...Experience kuyeh!

Today, I feel blessed...Alxamdulilaah...

Originally posted by GIGI: I learned how to cook when I got engaged at the age of 17. Being engages at 17 is pretty much similar to teaching a five year old how to make tea...What's the rush? :confused:

Ma'iska xiiryoo lee tinta, maxaaba dhib keenay...Basayuulyaasha sanadka maanta eh iyageyba ugu jirtaa... Dabshid, najeynaa...Kaadi geel aa? :eek:

Alla mexey dad badan kiiska iska waaleen...There's a very fine line between trying to say somthing smart and sounding downright ignorant...Shiish...Some things are better left unsaid...Glad that topic was removed...

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka: Ramadaan Kariim KK. Ilaahay khayrka bisha barakaysan ha ina siiyo. Salaan kor iyo hoosba. Ramadaan Kariim yaa A&T...Amiin khayrka allaha noo badsho...Salaanta kore waan kaa qaaday, tan hoose se waxa ku qarsan ma'ogi... MMA, ee waqti ani afsoomaali luu iiyahay nooh...Teeda kale, about 'hal dhinac', when you see the 'one way' sign does it say One Way of What? No...You just know it is one way to where the arrow is pointing...So 'hal dhinac' hadaa aragto, dee dhinacay falaarta ujeedo uraac jidka! Soon is going great...I was a late starter, jiraanba ka qaadooyaa...But insha'allah it'll get better...How's yours going?

MMA, shimoow 'mamnuuc' afSoomaali noqday? Kaleexobo afSoomaaligeyga alaBakaaraha iyo Lumbar Afar aan lasoo bexee: Do not pass = Ha soo gudbin/dhaafin Do not enter = Ha soo galin Pedestrians prohibited = Lug in lagu galo lama ogola One way = Hal dhinac No parking at any time = Gaari dhigid lama ogolo waqti walba MMA, teeda kale ani Laandaroofal ma wadi jirin, waa la'igu wadi jiray - meel ha iiga dhicin see camalkaa! Shufeer aan qabay...

^War bal isdaji, ee adigu see wax u fahantaa? Kuguma soo jeesanee, adaan kuusii camiraayay, balse I see that camiraad went right over your head - wuuuuuuuush... Charityga noogu roonoow hee...

Urban, LOOOOOL@inyow...Waad la heshay... Nuune, there's nothing 'cute' about these words when they're being said to you...Yaayah...Cute kuyeh!

Sayidoow, ayeeydey (allaha u naxariistee) baa wexey dhihi jirtay 'qosolka badan ooyin baa ka dambeysa', eebal dhoola cadeyska kala yaree maandhoow...

Dambi miyaa dhoolo cadeyska eedo?

Nuunoow, Koolo daan aad iga daaba wado maa iga deysid horta? Everytime I read Koolo, I just think of that Italian word, muxuu ahaa horta? Ama koolo, as in glue... Yea, 30ga anoo tuqun tuqoonaayo aan soo galay...Ilaa iyo hada waa dhex shabaaxooyaa!

JB, as I saw the title 'looooool', I thought to myself - ar kan iyo loooolkiisaanba iska dhex arkay...Dhagahaaba idilaaci rabay saan u qoslaayay...Walahi, I know feel a headache coming on... :mad: Ala cunahaaaaaaaa... BG, so not funny...Naxdin baaban ka qaaday! Wuu ku sugay laakiin...