Fiiri nac nacdaan beenta ah nagadaa, iisoo bari, bariga soonka si xun uu ii haayaa, let me reserve my energy for something less of a nac nac...

Why ask if I am watching tv - are you gonna send alShabaab my way?

Are you fake?

^You!

What about you believing in alShabaab, fake?

How do we know you are being fake? If one is fake, they are fake period

So how can believe or even consider to believe anything you say/write? After all, Muslimnimada is not about being fake!

^Ramadaan Kareem!

unknown, beenaalaha SOL miyaa? Waligey ma maqlin qof is dhahaayo I am fake... Najeynaa yaa rab... A&T is the ONLY SOL memeber who can write about **say** a 'pencil' (qalin laabis) and still manage to get five pages of replies in an hour or less!!! The simplest term for this: R-A-G-E-E-D-I-I!!!Waxaad umaleysaa sidii hungry lions ineey uwada taagan yihiin eysugaayaan inuu hilib dhiigleh usoo tuuro... A&T, keep doing what you doing, apparently some of the not so juveline enjoy and can handle what is contained in your stories...

MMA, umm, family historyga naga kala yaree hee... Nuunka, alaabtaan inaa ku taqasustay waan ujeedaa...It is times like this I love holding my Canadian Citizenship... Faynuus, allaha kuu sahlo abaay...Hope it is nothing too serious/urgent...Nonetheless, allaha sahlo, insha'allah qeyr...

The day before my birthday...Of course you knew that JB...Other than that, don't mean shidh...

^LOOOOOL@1964 & 1977...Maad shib iska dhahdid in la'igu qabsadaan sugaayee... Isbitaal Banaadir mamaqashay? Balsoo ogoow dagaalkuu ahaa labadaas markii la dhisay Isbitaalkaas...

^ JB, seriously now! Caku iyo facebook!!! LOOOOOOOOOOOOL@A&T...Thanks for the duco walaalkiis - insha'allah my 40th year will come...However, islaantaa KK ladhoho age keeda waa laguu hubaa - sanadkaan, bisha, maalinta, isbitaalka...Balse a major event (as you call it) that took place waagaan dhashay wexey eheed the Ethopian-Somali war - remember? Malika, are you sure Mr. Rooney didn't inverview me? Thank you all for the birthday wishes...May you all (well most of you n'way) live to see this old age... Ciao

first of all, i do my maths with my fingers - if you get my drift - do you still want me to workout your age? Oh I get it, the brain isn't capable of counting past ten...That explains a lot, unless you have more than ten fingures to count past ten - if YOU get my drift... Second your dreams sounds like a nightmare - do you know the difference between the two - calling nightmare about dooodo swimming cow a dream - you sure do have some dreams! - are you sure that sac (bull) wasn't swimming in your ocean?? So if you dreamt of this, would it have been a nightmare for you? That is very kid like - don't you think? Are you sure you're not the 11 year old 'fat' boy you speak of?

^Kabta yeykugu dhicinee ka leexo adna...Lamana gafee ogoow!

Originally posted by Sayid*Somal: is that one for every year you have passed 11? - no that couldn't be - you'll be too young to call Ayeeyo then and by the way - was quarter dream about me? Clever! Xisaabta baad kufiicantahaa filayaa? The 22 represents every half a year I've passed since 11 plus 11 divide that by 11 add 22 divide that by 80 multiply by 100 minuse .25 multiply that by 1 = ? About the dream, the quarter was about a cow (sac) swimming in its own doodoo, and the funny thing was it seemed to be enjoying it...That wasn't you, was it? You don't bathe in that do you? :eek:

^Alow yaa baakoorteyda madaxa kaaga garaaco mas camal!

22 and 1/4...You?

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka: Wax waalan wax waalan baa loogu yeedhaa baan maqli jiray! Bisinka, oo yaawaalan? Ana waxaan maqlijiray 'wax waalan wax waalan baa hadalka ka dhura'... Unknown, xaa tiri prinson? For what TERROR suspect!!! I hope he ain't pretty, heard prinson ain't a place for pretty boyz... :eek: What's with 'I don't understand Somali'? Soo Soomaali matihid Soomaaliya dagan? Ohhhh, mise kuwii meelahaan intee ku koreen, wadamada lagala carary baatahay - dhaqancelis.org... Nuunka iyo A&T, wiilka maxaa ka rabtiin? Let him roam...

Glad you made it safe...So what do you think of London? Give us full report, alShabaab style!

^Unknown, ii waran? Have you arrived in London yet? A&T, islaamaha odayaashaa ka daran...Aad iyo aad! EDIT: Bal hada arag adiga waxaad ku fikireyso?

Originally posted by Abtigiis &Tolka: Welcome unknown. Where do you disappear mad mullah? KK started chapter one of the anlayis. How insightful of her. Trust chapter two will be even more exciting. Go on. Sorry don't speak in chapters, shaqada waa lagu kala fiican yahay! Oh BTW, this *ummm* friend of yours, what was his name, *een, oh yea* Abdi, when he is on the phone with his guy friends, why does it have to be in the bedroom? Bal soo ogoow wuxuu ugu baahanyahay or the enjoyment uu ka helo inuu raga qolkiisa kula sheekeysto? This is coming from an islaan with many years of experience!

Originally posted by Malika: ps.I like this kid I hope you mean the 'fat' kid... Says a lot about this kid's character and his good upbringing to keep his native Somalia close to his heart and include it in his dreams...After all what's the point of dreaming if you can't dream big, right? And as for this 'dream' of his, c'mon give the kid a little break, he is in school now isn't he? It is not like he is giving up on his studies to chase after this dream at the age of 11...He'll probably have another one before the year is over, and another one and another...That all goes with being a child, you can change your mind as often as you wish - without thinking of why!

A&T, do you really think a 21 year old can give you an advice you can take to *ehem ehem* you're 'friend' Abdi? No offense to 21 year old, but how many 21 year olds can there be to know/experience a gyno issue and a complicated pregnancy? Not that I experienced it... But I am just saying... ***AAAAAAAAAAA dhabarka dhabarka...Waayeelnimoe!***

***Walks in s-l-o-o-o-o-o-w-l-l-l-l-l-l-y with my baakoor...Can't see clearly as no glasses are worn, habarta wax uun baysoo tuuri*** A&T, from an 'islaan's' point of view, with many years of experience, do you really need the advice of a 21 year old in this matter? ***Bal u yara kaadi waan soonoqonayaayee, islaanta dhabarkaa xanuuney, bal in yar aan isasoo kala baxshee...Caku iyo dhalin yaro***