Alow yeysan i qaniinin, teetano xataa iney wax tareyso ilama aha!

Ricky Gervais is the first to admit that his teeth are neither white nor straight - and Americans mistakenly think he wears bad false teeth for comedic purposes. Must be the Brit water methinks!

^Bisinka, get your mind out of the gutter! Xishoo. Teeda kale ciyaalka meesha soo gala, waxaan qoray hadey ufasirtaan saad adiga ufasiratay - walee wexey soo wadaan iyo wabiga yaaweyn?

Originally posted by Suldaanka: ^^huuno, ma meel beenta la isu maaweeliyo ayaa ku noolayd? If it makes you chill, I will search for that article I am refering to. I am sure Google must have stored it somewhere. Meel been la'isku maaweeliyo iyo dad inka jecel inee beenta isku maaweeliyaan idinka ka hor ma'arkin! Tan waa ii dhineed baan ku idhi... The Zack, kajajabis.com Layzie, LOOOOL@waramps organization waxa laga aas-aa-saa-say S-Land. Wax waalan, long time sxb, intee ka dhuunsaneed? Dadkaan wax kastaa kasuuroobo, waa baan waxaan maqlijidhay 'hadii been lasheegaayo, too qurxoon aalasheegaa'...The lies they spew dadkaan, I swear sometimes you'd rather believe a homeless crackhead's lie about what he'll do with the dollar he's begging... Disperato at its highest! Alaha usiyaadiyo...

Hadoo kale ayeeydey (allaha unaxariistee) wexey dhihi jirtay "kabaxay hadeyba xaaladu intaas mareyso"...What's next, using the dollar as a toilet paper? Shiish...Good luck!

Allore, tu sono furbo! Mansha'allah, alaha kuu siyaadsho...Laakiin minii jirka yaryahay, meelaha badankood wili waayaryihiin ee ogoow...

^Adi suu jirkaaga ukoranyahay maa u kortay?

Suldaanka, I am not planning anything...I was just thinking that may be inaa the wrong country qaxooti ka ahay, that's all...Money, gold AND diamonds laying around! Lacag aa banaan looga seexday waakaa asmacaa, xadaa dahab iyo luul, laakiin maalinkaa ii keentid Jaadaa banaan looga seexday - iyaah war maa wadeynaa hee?

Oo lacagtana ma plastic buste baa la saaraa markii Duhurka la'aado iyo habeenkii iyadana?

Originally posted by Suldaanka: And that is not only during the day but also equally at night it is true. Business people leave their businesses as they are at night, the only thing they do is to cover them with plastic blankets just incase it rains. What if there are high winds at night? I hope the plastic blankets are strong enough...OR else they will be 'dumbfounded' subaxii! Dahab iyo luul aa banaan looga seexanaa aa? War wuxu doqonsanaa? Caadi maba noqon karaan kuwa saas sameynaayo, unless you tell me the gold and diamond fall from the trees like the leafs do in the fall...Sheekoy kunacay!

Originally posted by al-Hashimi: Yes people, there is Shell, the place is even beter then the Somali Capital Although the pictures are nice, comparing this place and saying it is better than 'the Somali Capital' is nothing to smile about...Absolutely NOTHING to smile about... Allaha noo kordhiyo inuu wadankeena oodhan sidaa iyo si ka qurxoon uu noo noqdo... BTW, waaxay farta kuqoran sawirada qaarkood?

^'Soorta lacunayo hadey subag tahyo saxareynayee samo ku afuraay' Naga daa hee hana qiireyninee! Sambuuska meeshaana urkaan ku nacay...I think they are still using the same saliid since the day they opened...Yuck! Love the three corners of the sambuus though...

First part of Ramadan was just fine, hopefully the second part will go by a bit faster... For afur, can't handle more than malawax and kalaankal...Not a big fan of sambuus, but if it is there - why not...One timir does it for me, just too macaan for my liking... Allaha noo fududeeyo, nagana aqbalo...

I remember waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back when, I once introduced the back of my hand across this chick's face...Ashamed to say it, but it felt damn good at the time beating the crap out of her...We become friends after a few years... Never 'threw hands' at any of my friends...Hadaan la is fahmeyn, jidka cad baalagu kala dhacaa - no need in la is jiijiido...Sheeko dhoocileed majirto...HOWEVER, if I am approached, it is a whole new ball game...I'll give the whole 'sheeko dhoocileed' a meaning people didn't know existed...

Da'da waaye!

^Now you can cool down your worries... Good to hear from you Castro, you had us worried for a quick second...

^Balo...

Thnx again to all of you... Sayid, I am so proud of you! You finally figured to use your toes to count... Duceysane, mana weyni mana yari...Gabarna waan dhaafay, habarna ma'ihi...Qaarna eedey iigu wacaan, qaarna ayeeyo...Goos caqliyeedka afartaba wey iisoo bexeen, sadexna waan dhacsaday...War maan wadeenaa hee...

Is she for real? Wasn't sure if I should've posted this in the jokes section or not! I guess nowadayz it is easier to run a country than a major corporation...

Originally posted by Johnny B: I'm neither a country not an Animal,HOW would you capture me walaal? KAAAAAAAAAX KAAAAAAAAAAAAAX, KIX KIX KIX KIX KIX...Good one! Unknown, yea I HATE fake wadaads! How about your name Mr. Braveman...

Ok seriously, get a grip! Waawaalatay, you and your alShabaab wanna be behaviour, aqas caleek. PS, if you are so BRAVE, why don't you tell us your first and last name?

Oh GOD!!! The left over of Hurricane Ike came throu Toronto last night, trust me it is the last thing in the world I would want to witness when it was in full-force...For a second there last night, I thought my apartment windows would burst... Castro, hope you and the family are safe and sound...I'll keep y'all in my prayers insha'allah...And as JB said, hope you can drop us a line to calm our worries...Insha'alla kheyr...

Originally posted by unknown1: Islamic Emirate of Somalia. How original! Ama magac habadashaan ama timaha ha xiirtaan, xayawaan is xayawaan is xayawaan...

Originally posted by dhulQarnayn: ^^^ Funny how ee u barbar dhigayaan kitaabkii illahay and that hideous excuse of a website. Hideus is an understatement!

Congrats to you and mommie on becoming parents again, indeed such a blessing on this blessed month...