^Adilee maa isku wocoysid?

He is kinda 'jiljileec' for a rapper no? He was spittin' tight rhymes at the BET Awards...The 'gabar yareey shub caano' was my fav part... To be rapping with the likes of Q-Tip is like wow...

Seems like somebody has been bitten by the internet love bug...Lord, I remember those days...It was not out of frustration of the lack of good men around that I (in my days) turned to the internet for love search...It was for pure sillyness and games (cat and mouse sortathing)...N'way, it wasn't till I was bit I realized shidh wasn't game no more...Luckily, waan bogsooday shortly thereafter... Aaah, the power of the internet!

Soomaali inkaar baa heysata and divided we shall never stand, sidaa uun baan curyaan u ahaaneynaa...

^Ar wili saas uma ilbixin...Xataa markaan Christmas carolska heesaayo, hoos hooseey aan uheesaa...'silent night, holy night'...Xoogaa Xaliimonimada aa igu dambeso I guess... ***Leaves humming: silent night...

Such bores y'all are? Where's the Christmas spirit? Mid dhoho we should be celebrating Christmas iyo mid dhoho Happy Christmas mee sheekada ku biyo shubatay? This is ilbaxnimo at its highest...I am still in the Eid spirit, nanac kuleel any one!!! Bal hala isdajiyo oo labo faataxa aqrista...

You're disgrace baan ku iri...You heard Marax, the least we can do is celebrate Christmas...I am just doing it in the cost-effective way, you know with the economy and all... Aaliyaay, inta ilbax iska dhig la isleeyahay baa dad badan aduunkan ku dhamaan...

Why speechless? Wanna come over and have some eggnogs?

Originally posted by Emperor: ^You have ideas? Whatever relavant ideas you had which was worth reading is killed by your title... Chritmas Message? I haven't seen you post your ideas on the Eid day, or passing Eid Message, perhaps all this was supposed to be a joke, this is not the right section. Marax was still banned from SOL waagaas dee...I think the ban was lifted cuz it is Christmas, the most joyous season... these people have given you a refuge, homes and an education etc ! the absolute least you can do is celebrate christmas! In honour of those mentioned above, I am celebrating Christmas this year...I bought a big ol'Christmas tree with the walfare money I receive from this government, put it in the middle of my livingroom - which by the is a government housing, got gifts from the local toy drive, and drinking eggnogs that I picked up from the Foodbank...It is the most wonderful time of the year... :cool:

Dhaaf ha'isku wada wayraxaanee!

So what happens to the girl? She gets labo lo' and goes unpunished? After all she got raped! Shouldn't they stone her to death, just like they did with the other 13yr old girl? One gets stoned to death for getting raped, while the other is rewarded and nimankii kufsadayna loo karbaasho? Well this system isn't just fair...

About damn time! LOL Congrats dearest! All the best insha'allah...Wiil iyo caano, gabar iyo caano...

My fav aan maqlo was: Guy: "Fiiri intaa meel adna lacag ka dhiibi leheed, ana meel kale lacag ka dhiibi lahaa, maan is guursano aan wax wada save gareysanee?" This whole marriage proposal thing is over-rated walahi...Women watch way too many movies/soap operas to expect anything special when the guy proposes...Ladies hurdada ka kaca... For me, I guess we both knew after a year and half of dating where our relationship was headed...And the next natural thing to do was get married...Saa ana waan soo taagnaa, isagana meelna uma dhaqaaqeyninee...

LOOOOL@Noah's Ark! Ma ila aragtaybo horta... Alxamdulilaah never set a foot in Refugee Camp...We left just before qaxa iyo qaxarka bilaaban...But I have enough stories *almost* as terrible from being a qaxooti in Canada...

Originally posted by J.a.c.a.y.l.b.a.r.o: My friend took the first puff and coughed like a long time TB patient in the deserts of Libya. He then had a second puff a third and a fourth. At this stage he stopped, looked down to his feet and finally sat down. He said he was feeling dizzy and asked me if the earth was moving. I noticed there was something going on. I grabbed the other half of the cigarette and threw it. It took him about 15 minutes to sit down and try to focus but nothing worked at all. I helped him stand up again but he kept repeating that he was still feeling dizzy. I told him that I was going to take him home. As soon as we started to walk he said we were going in the wrong direction. He was so dizzy he got the directions all mixed up. We then had a long argument before I convinced him to follow me. Even on our way home, he would stop and ask me where we were heading and insisted that we should go in the opposite direction. After countless fights, struggles and arguments I finally managed to bring him home and ask him if THIS was his house. He looked at it carefully and told me yeah, but who moved the door to this direction?? I WANT SOME OF WHAT HE SMOKED! Are you sure he smoked a half of a cigarette? A regular cigarette? You're such a bore for not smoking it with him...Uff :mad:

Allaha u naxariisto, samir iyo imaana ka siiyo dadkiisa...Aamiin...

^^LOOOOOOOOOOL...Ilaahow hadaad caadi tahay maxaa dhahaa...Miyaadan af Jarmal ku hadlin walaalo? Let's see if I can translate: 'Maxaa qashinka Burco kaa galay? I mean really, so far you've mentioned dust and qashin, miyaad weyday wax kaloo aad tiraahdo?'

At about 8am... At about 11am from the same angle... @8am... @11am from same angle as above... Yup, shalay shaqo la'aan aa i heysay!

Tuujiyoow xaasidkeey aatahay!!! Bal arag waxaa rabtay inaa ku boxo? Inaa ku duceeyo ma'ogiyee ma'anaa inkaar kuu quuro... All are from my living room window: tries to get out of the garage in reverse... when he gets out, he struggles to get out of the driveway... It was just a terrible snow day and I am glad I stayed indoors all day yesterday...We're suppose to get another hit on Sunday and then on Tuesday... :mad: :mad:

Fresh sambuus, iyaah...At let me know next time you're going ana aan sambuus fresh wax ka helee...

Originally posted by LayZie G.: ^maxaa waaye iskoolka ilaa iyo hada furan... Today was the last day...We only get two weeks of chritmas break...

LOL@ciro iyo bidaar aan iska raadshay iyo bakoorad... Islaanta may be iney is tiri yariisowgaan wax ka day soo lagama yaabo? Ee runteed waaye, hadaa cunugeeda macalin utahay, walaalkeed aatahay...Now haduu cunuga ahaan lahaa cunug ee ayeeyo utahay, it would've been a different story markaas... Laakiin idinka waxaa iloow san tihiin, sheekadeyda it wasn't the 'abaayo' part aan layaabay...But the look in his eyes! Suu ii fiirinaayay markuu dhahaayay 'adaa mudan abaay'...Indhaha xoogaa la yareeyay, qosol la'isku celinaayo camal... :mad: :mad: Layzie, remember the last time Xamarweyne tuu AwBaare angu dhigay...LOOOOOL Tuujiska faraha kaqaad yareey, alaabo aa meelo ugu kala qabeysan...Waxaan ka baqaa sida land mine camal inee ugu qarqarxaan mardhow...

LOOOL@Tuujiye...Saa shib utahay maxaa halmar SOL washamsi ugu qaadaa horta? Oo shimee Ottawa kusoo noqotay? Waaba soo dhowaatee! Wax inaa xanto xanteysid maa utimid? Meelna ha iiga dhicin yaah when it comes to driving...Waa dhaqaajinaa hadaa ku dhoho NASCAR mee tan wax tababartaa aa isdhehee...Vrooom Vroooom, kaleexo meesha! Zafir, walee anuu hada igu fiicnaan lahaa large double double...Bal hadaa meelahaas wax kahesho, iisoo niyeeso xoogaa pls...

You're going to Xamarweyne in the weather? :eek: Good luck...BTW, AlMadinah has waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better xalwo than Xamarweyne or AlCuruba, just an FYI...And it is not too far from Xamarweyne... So Aaliyah, you're going there to shukaami the oday? Iyaah!!!!

I always enjoy reading Ibti's Somali writings...I usually read it out loud so I can hear it too...Marka try to read this out loud 'innan daad yaaro diibo. diblow aan ani ahey'...With all its shaqal dheer/gabaab... Cirdey, walaale *batting eyelashes*, waa iiga daab...Wa iis celiin waayee, aano qoslayo iisarkaay... Malika, glad my looolz triggered your looolz and now I am looooooooooooooling...