Oooooooooh, u too my dear, qeyr ayaan kuu rajeynayaa meelwalba oo aad joogto walaalkiis.. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Sort of walaalkiis, dhinacaaga ka soo gal

Yap, it was Dalxah, ur right

Adiga maa hadalka laguugu celikaraa walaalkiis, come on, spil it out, say it what u want to say..... Go figure

Well, u mentioned one but the other is incorrect, yeah one was [sacad binu abii Waqaas] but tell me the other guy......... Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Maya waxaan ka waday make up, yap make up;) Go figure

Waraa naga seexda waa na dhafriseen habeen kastee. Garab waan u maleynayay in uu Tuug yahay asiga horta.............Lol Go figure

Garab war aakugu dhamaaday Wariiri ha ku qaniinee maku dhahaa............Lol Go figure

Garab War kaada ma fahmin aniga, ok, why aan ku dhahay iiga ma soo jawaabin. Qac qaac sxb waxaa Qalqaalo ay isku badashay miyaa, Qoordheer yahoow aad u Qabto Oday Qamiis Weyn oo Qaraahaayo...........Lol Go figure

Hayaabin Garabkaadana ha fiirinin wax kaa dabeeya ma jiraan walaalkiis.......Lol Go figure

Haya, waala dhanyahy, waala dhanyahay, Odayaasha, wiilasha cireystay, iyo islaamaha xusul baruurada..........yahaa, ani lee meesha "Waayeel" ka ah.........Xaq miyaa sidaan dadoow........Lol Go figure

Sorry i meant Gabayga walaalkiis....Lol

Maxaa????????? Why?????????????? Go figure

Ok, Abwaan Gaarriye waan maqlay. Anywayz i like the Garabka, good.........Lol Go figure

Originally posted by Mz C: i give up!, translating the question was hard enough, so long as i got that,i'll sit and wait for the answer... There is nothing hard about this question. Just name the two Sahabas who survived, after the other 7 had been killed. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

No sis. And forgive him. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

Garab u might be right, balse waxaan kuu sheegaa qof kasta oo isyareeyo wax baa u qarsan. Haa Aniga waayeel aan ahay, waana runtaa facey wax ka nool majiraan, Laakiin, adiga iska waran walaalkiis, Maxaa ladhahay Laakiin aa ku jirtaa.?? Go figure

Hay, u two come on now, cool down, we're all brotha, and sista......and joke is always joke, nothing more than that.........both of u r the best, it's Ramadan make up, forgiveness the is best........Lol Go figure

Well, ur right, shaax la'aantiis nolol majirto. Lol Walaal i like the signature........Lol if u don't mind me asking, is that a song, Gabay, or Geeraar. Waan maqley, balse waxaan garaneyn wuxuu ahaa. Go figure

I know, I know,

Just name the two Sahabas who survived, after the other 7 had been killed. Wabillaahi Towfiiq:

well, said sis, Go figure

Tahliil: U have been doing some homework huhhhhhhhhh..Lol Go figure

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California Drive Exam: For those of you who are not "fortunate" enough to live in California, here is a copy of the California Driver's Exam, and for those of you who do, study real hard. This is a new exam. Since driving conditions (and culture) are unique in Los Angeles, you may not have realized that the California Department of Motor Vehicles has now issued a special application and driver's test solely for the Los Angeles Metropolitan Area. Here it is below: GREATER LOS ANGELES AREA DRIVER'S LICENSE APPLICATION: Name:______________ Stage name: ________________ Agent:______________ Attorney:__________________ Sex: ___male ___female ___formerly male ___formerly female ___both If female, indicate breast implant size: ____ Will the size of your implants hinder your ability to safely operate a motor vehicle in any way? Yes___ No ___ Please list brand of cell phone: ________. If you don't own a cell phone, please explain:________________________ Please check hair color: Females: [ ] Blonde [ ] Platinum Blonde Teenagers: [ ] Purple [ ] Blue [ ] Skinhead Please check activities you perform while driving: (Check all that apply) [ ] Eating [ ] Applying make-up [ ] Talking on the phone [ ] Slapping kids in the back-seat [ ] Applying cellulite treatment to thighs [ ] Tanning [x] Snorting cocaine (already checked for ease of application) [ ] Watching TV [ ] Reading Variety [ ] Surfing the net via laptop Please indicate how many times: a) you expect to shoot at other drivers ____ b) how many times you expect to be shot at while driving ____ If you are the victim of a car jacking, you should immediately: a) Call the police to report the crime b) Call Channel 4 News to report the crime, then watch your car on the news in a high-speed chase c) Call your attorney and discuss lawsuit against cellular phone company for 911 call not going through d) Call your therapist e) None of the above (South Central residents only) In the event of an earthquake, should you: a) stop your car b) keep driving and hope for the best c) immediately use your cell phone to call all loved ones d) pull out your video camera and obtain footage for Channel 4 In the instance of rain, you should: a) decelerate by 5 mph b) drive twice as fast as usual c) you're not sure what "rain" is Please indicate number of therapy sessions per week: ____. Are you presently taking any of the following medications? a) Prozac b) Zovirax c) Lithium d) Zanax e) Valium f) Zoloft If none, please explain: __________________. Length of daily commute: a) 1 hour b) 2 hours c) 3 hours d) 4 hours or more When stopped by police, should you: a) pull over and have your driver's license and insurance form ready b) try to outrun them by driving the wrong way on the 405 Freeway c) have your video camera ready and provoke them to attack, thus ensuring yourself of a hefty lawsuit. Go figure