^Qosol badanaa. Thanks, The Poster Formerly Known as Che. But would it have hurt to put something beside "web page" there?

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Nephy, I totally agree with you. I bet she was a perfectly decent and progressive ruler but people (read: men) insist on defining her illustrious career by just ONE unpopular policy Oh and killing your grandparents is an absolute no-no unless it involves stabbing your grandmother to death to steal her throne :rolleyes: Is it any wonder we're in this quagmire? The curse of grandmatricide has never been cleansed from the national conscience. I tell you the only way to put things to right is if the rightful heir of Queen Caraweelo were to step forward and humbly accept the crown for the good of her nation. Ahem. Umu-zakaria, why as a matter of fact it is. It's a family name!

Entirely Miss Reverend Lady Cara the Eldritch of West Smeesborough is pleased to make your acquaintance. But friends call me EMRLCEWS.

Next you'll be asking if one of her ears really was long enough to reach the ground.

LOS ANGELES—A Malawi couple has completed adoption paperwork for Sean Preston Federline, 2, and Jayden James Federline, 1, after their mother, Britney Spears, lost custody of the children Monday. It was Ms. Spears' inability to provide car seats that initially brought the plight of her children to the attention of the Malawi couple, who wish to remain anonymous, and who will be referred to here as Mr. and Mrs. M. But it was the widely circulated photograph of Ms. Spears' vagina that really drew their concern. "In our country, a good mother does not show her business to the press," Mrs. M said. "It is very bad luck." After Spears' "performance" at MTV's Video Music Awards, the adoptive couple knew they had to do something. "We could not allow innocent children to live under such horrific conditions anymore," they explained. "The Third World can no longer turn a blind eye to the tragedy affecting so many U.S. celebrity children." Los Angeles, where the Federline children have been living, is one of the richest cities in the world, trapped in a seemingly endless cycle of depravity, narcissism, and veganism. Nearly 27 percent of the children in Los Angeles suffer the misfortune of having celebrity parents. Mr. and Mrs. M were stunned by the deplorable conditions these victims live in. Children are subject to verbal abuse via cell phone, and babies are dangled over balcony railings. "Fathers kill mothers, and then put out badly written books about it," Mr. M said. "And the names these children must bear," said Mrs. M. "Apple, Fifi Trixibell, Fuchsia, Moxie CrimeFighter, Pilot Inspektor, Sage Moonblood—what kind of future can these poor children have?" And so they have circumvented the North American nation's adoption laws, which impose strict restrictions—including a law forbidding foreigners to remove from the country babies who have at least one legal parent. The children's father, Kevin Federline, said, "I am the father of Sean Preston and Jayden James, who have been adopted. I am very happy because, as you can see, there is spiritual poverty in this village, and I know they will be very well looked after in Malawi. Peace out!" But Mr. and Mrs. M are not content to save just two children. "After learning that there are thousands of biological celebrity 'orphans' in Hollywood, it is our wish to open up our hut and help them escape a life of extreme affluence, hardship, and in many cases, Scientology." And so they will set up a center in Los Angeles to facilitate the adoption of other celebrity children. Numerous couples have already come forward from Afghanistan, Cambodia, China, Ethiopia, Iran, Iraq, Mongolia, North Korea, Vietnam, and other countries that can offer children a better life. Save the (Celebrity) Children!

It's NOT natural to give birth alone without assistance. And the medical assistance she sneers at is why the maternal mortality rate in the developed world is a fraction of what it is in third world countries.

^Doesn't seem like your page needed much Gizoogling going by the music choice. LOL @ "Fizzy Metal Alchemist". The short one does bubble about on occasion.

Maybe you could upload it FB.

LOL. KK anigu waa hore buu oday kale waran wadnahayga ku taagay. Markii meeshaan laga buriyey calaacalkeyga Chinaa laga sheeganayay. Sidaasaan ku gartay adna inaad nabar qarsanaysid

^Adiga maxaa mar walba ku daba dhigay sheekha? Hal mar bay duufaan jacayl kula booday miyaa?

^Don't fall for the tired old Republican strategy of painting Democrats as fiscally irresponsible. Bush is planning to "balance the budget" by cutting health insurance for needy children (a piddling $5 billion) while simultaneously spending more than a trillion taxpayer dollars invading countries. And if her expensive budget turns out to be "lies" then presumably we wouldn't be paying for them dontcha think?

Nephthys is a pure-blood supremacist and looks down on muggles and mudbloods.

^You're just jealous of Oprah's youth and pleasing plumpness.

^Good point.

It makes shopping for clothes a real pain for those of us who don't particularly enjoy the activity. You go to a store, find a nice item that seems to fit, look at the size and decide that's "your size". Only it isn't really, since it's all arbitrary. So the next time you buy a frigging pair of jeans (even at the same store!) you still have to try on 4 different sizes when you really just want to grab and go.

^Oh no, it's all too easy to understand where you're coming from

Originally posted by Al-Mu'minah: -Serenity- Salaam, but you being Muslim, why would you have a problem with him asking you to don the hijaab? Aren't you as a Muslim supposed to do all that Allah commands of you. I really see no problem with it. Perhaps she was one of those Muslims who are only Muslim by name (but who I am to judge). How is it a bad thing for him to want the best for her? He asked her to wear the hijaab, which is compulsory. And if you don't like the way he operates his business then you go to another dentist. Simple. You don't understand. As a dentist, he applied for and received a license to practice dentistry from a regulatory board. That regulatory board decides what dentists can and cannot do. Probably high up on the list of DO NOT DO is discrimination based on religious beliefs. By telling his patient that he would not treat her without a hijab he discriminated against her. By trying to coerce her he was not acting in her best interest AS A DENTIST. Of course you should go to another dentist, but you would still want to report the dentist to the regulatory board because he's no longer acting within the parameters HE AGREED TO when he got his license. He asked her to wear the hijaab, which is compulsory. It's not compulsory for getting dental treatment. It's supposed to be a personal and spiritual choice, no? What possible value can it have if you wear the scarf because the dentist won't treat you, the doctor won't give you medication, the butcher gives you all the bad cuts of meat and they throw rocks at you at the local playground? Conforming out of practical necessity makes wearing the hijab no more spiritual than someone wearing a coat in the winter. Thus it defeats the whole purpose it was aiming for, because now the benchmark for TRUE religious observance has to be something else

Che, what's a boy to do eh?

^Not a niqab though, that'd just get in the way.

I'd watch out if I was the guy in the picture. The blond looks like she wants to stab someone's eye out, preferably the guy to her left. Naden, we could just make them unhappy instead. Much less effort.

As if dentistry wasn't shady enough as it is. This nutcase has discovered how to combine physical torture with psychological humiliation.

Just watch out for kamikaze bees.

Faarax, like I said. Sub-saharan Africans are being manipulated by corrupt governments unwilling to take proper public health measures. HIV/AIDS rates can be brought under control. But it's easier to blame the white man while depositing public funds in a private Swiss bank account.

Originally posted by Faarax-Brawn: Its not like europeans(and generally white folks) have a squeeky clean rap sheet to disproove them otherwise! We all know about Tuskegee black men in America who were intentionally infected with the syphilis virus for expiremental purposes. This is not a far fetched fear ya know? It has happened befor folks! They were not infected with syphilis for experimental purposes. I guess this is a good example of mistrust stemming from real events exaggerated for effect.