Clever-Trevor, one must always be careful with surveys and statistics. Maybe married professional Sistas are too busy juggling work and childcare and housework to go gallivanting to "young professionals" meetings? I bet some of those married men have overwhelmed and overworked wives who could do with some help. Next time these men come to your meeting tell them to go home and give their wives a break

^LOL. I don't think there's real chemistry there, it's all manufactured solely for our enjoyment. I bet they consult with one another behind the scenes just to keep the rumors going. And boy what rumors. Zafir naga daa dee huuno. Take this handkerchief, sanka fiif dheh. You know I don't mean it, you're the best agent in town. I wouldn't replace you with Ngonge if he paid me. Go on, fix me up with ANYONE, I swear I won't turn them down again. Even if they steal my handbag, or throw up all over me at dinner, or set my hair on fire, or ask me if I'm into disturbing practices involving leather intimate apparel. Nope I will forget all the disasters uh I mean GREAT matches you made before and embrace anyone you bring with open arms.

Originally posted by chubacka: Marshallah v. skillfully made but why did they chose such a desolate place?! What are you talking about man? If you squint you can see at least 1 ant-hill! It's bustling with activity by miyi standards.

Maybe it's not a problem to be "mediated", Clever-Trevor. I've read somewhere a study which found that women's "desirability" dropped as their IQs increased.Talk about too smart for your own good. Is it possible that being "desirable" to men is not point #1 on the agenda of women with high IQs anyway? But if they're REALLY unhappy with their lot in life they could get a frontal lobotomy and men would be panting after them in no time

It's important they keep in mind that the fatwa doesn't kick in until Wednesday though.

What is it men in women do require? The lineaments of gratified desire. What is it women in men do require? The lineaments of gratified desire.

Johnny, Zafir is on retainer but he just plays solitaire all day :mad: If he did a fraction of Ngonge's work I'd have half a chance in this cut-throat business.

^In LA everyone has an agent. Ngonge is just stumping for his 12.5% share of whatever rudy gets from a successful gig with Val.

^^Yeah well, rudy would do it through a text message: "WKF WKF WKF"

Originally posted by Djib-Somali: Exactely, Khayr LOL. I'm glad you didn't come to blows over his harsh criticism there.

Originally posted by Caano Geel: quote: Originally posted by Cara: quote: 2) installed all the virus/ spam/ adware/ adblockers/ firewall/ backup/ restore/ autostart /autoshutdown You forgot a little nozzle that sprays her with water if she presses the wrong button. Now cara, first of all put those nails away, good. Its obvious that you weekends haven't been turned into a ' family and everyone they know' round-robin of fix my computer. These are necessary precautions woman! I'm sure they are.

2) installed all the virus/ spam/ adware/ adblockers/ firewall/ backup/ restore/ autostart /autoshutdown You forgot a little nozzle that sprays her with water if she presses the wrong button.

^^Ileen nin baa sheekada sheegayaayee waa inaad sadex u qaybisaa markaasna hal ka goysaa.

Why don't men cry? No wonder why women outnumber men in hell. And women are manipulative?

Wasn't there a statue in Xamar?

LOL. The UN would have to get involved.

^Hadey hal mar kugu walacaana waa waalasho.

Wow, yeah.

^Did Tyrion say that to Jon Snow? It's been ages.

These days they're handing out peculiar aristocratic titles to just ANYONE it seems :rolleyes:

Wait, what happened to having trophy wives? I thought they WERE a business asset. They host parties, make the husband look more respectable to business partners (imagine introducing your wife versus a girlfriend to a prospective client), and draw the admiration of all. Sure, in a few years she would have to be replaced (unless she upgrades parts that depreciate). But I would never have figured investment banking could go without such a critical position. There goes Plan B :mad:

^Really? Fadhi-carbeed basically screams "jaad session" to me.

at their best.

^Exactly.

^Says His Royal Highness Khalaf the Shrimpy Comptroller of Umaholyroller Upon Blah. Nobody stays friends with him long enough to give him a nickname.