Morning people. Val, you showing your pretty face around here gives this dump an air of respectability. ----------------- Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didn't REALLY need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie and answered, "about 1,500." "That's right! You may enter." St. Peter then turned to the lawyer. "Name them."

LOOOL @ Ibti. I sent you that link about the Chinese water torture, but you decided driving him insane BEFORE offing him was a bit too much. Well I can't help you if you don't want to do things the right way! Xiin, see yeelnaa hadaanan rabin in nala rarto?

^I'm mentally disassociating myself from Ngonge, and mourning him a little. He was a decent fellow, if only he had some self-preservation skills

^probably came to give you a polite thank you for the drink. A common antic

Oh for heavens sake.

Hello CL and Ngonge. You two should appreciate this, being the office politics gurus of SOL. *Struggling with the wording of an email myself*

Hello trollers! Waves, winks, glares and expectant stares all around!

Aw @ Ibti. Feel better dear. Take one of those painkiller + sleep-aid stuff and just sleep the day away.

^Ma aragtay? Dirac and whips :eek:

Serenity, it's because you've let your troll membership lapse dear.

“Look at the crisis in Zimbabwe” exclaimed another. “Mugabe has been incarcerated by the West for disenfranchising the opposition and for running solo. That is exactly what our President did three years ago. He has not incurred the wrath of the West in doing so. This clearly shows the level of acceptance he enjoys with the West” This just doesn't ring true. What kind of government official would say something like that in "mixed company", including the oft-stressed spies? It seems like the narrator's view point got the better of him.

Stoic, I want to see Dark Knight, I've succumbed to all the hype. Hi Ibti. I'll have my coffee with lots of cream and sugar please.

I would enter the competition but this is clearly for amateur run-of-the-mill uglies while I'm a professional scare-children-straight ugly. Maybe I could be one of the judges.

Hello everybody. Welcome back JB. Aren't you tired of that hideous avatar yet?

He paused for a heartbeat, looked at his watch and said, "So, how long before we get on the move again?" I was to look back on this exchange with amusement and also, strangely, comfort: in the midst of the horror, normality was briefly restored by a commuter asking for alternative travel arrangements. No one tried to leave until I opened the doors. Only a few asked the reason, none complained. I was hugely impressed. I suppose when you're a city employee you began to appreciate callous disregard for human life coupled with unquestioning obedience :confused:

Your friends sound exhausting A&T. You shouldn't indulge them so.

FB, all I know about gold is that it has the symbol Au and is fairly stable chemically. But my jujumo are NOT burukaati, how dare you!? *Stalks off slightly worried*

^Marry his daughter, then tell the uncle you already gave the meher when he comes a-calling.

Originally posted by Paragon: quote:Originally posted by chubacka: I knew there was something missing,where da hell is JB? :confused: I can show you his tora bora, but you'll have to give me money for it . Whoa man, SOL is not that kind of website!

FB, I really don't know. I guess it does make sense to invest in gold though... Stoic and Ibti, you two are in cahoots. Ibti wants me to withdraw the money real quick and Stoic is promising to take care of it. Hmmm...

LOL. That's very weird. Do you know in more social settings Geel_Jire? Still I would rather have your aggressive pregnant boss's wife as opposed to the paranoid jealous type who is convinced you're sleeping with said boss and follows in her car when he gives you a lift home

^Hear hear.

Lily & Ibti: Let me sum it up for you. The actor in the two bedsheets and the hiking stick is telling the female actors off. He's dressed that way to signify that he's all traditional and noble, even though he is singing into a microphone in tune with modern musical instruments. Of course when the play is over he'll change into a jeans and a shirt but some men will be easily moved by his words nonetheless. I bet there was an earlier scene where he tried to herd his cows into the street and was laughed at by callous city-folk in their dhaqan-defying cars.

LOL @ Ibti. There's already a set of gold jujumo there (the real savings account).

OK guys, bottom line: Should I withdraw the $129.84 from my savings account?