When I was a kid I liked to read while walking down the street. I like to think I developed a kind of sonar for avoiding light posts, people and cyclists. Hello trollers. Tell me to get back to work please.

^There are 9 comments and only 1 is negative. Am I missing some subtle British put-downs? Actually Ibti, I do think she's a teenager. Shows the resilience and adaptability of youth at work.

They are one and the same @ Che. Ibti, how did I get from Monica to ? Procrastination can sure take you down terrible paths.

Che, I'm getting values between 41st and 64th worst feeling in the world, depending on many input variables. This one is complicated by questions of motives, public perceptions, etc. Hi Ibti. Well done for for fighting the urge to trample on the young lady's delicate sensibilities.

That's not the worst feeling in the world. It's the 294th worst feeling in the world. To give you a sense of what's in the top 10, imagine you're the mother of a 2 year old child who's dying of hunger, and you finally find something to feed him, but by then his body can no longer digest food so he dies anyway. That's only the 7th worse feeling in the world.

It was good, I went strawberry picking. Also got some blueberries, should make a good smoothie for breakfast tomorrow. You know I have to work on that calool. How...how was your day? *Waiting cautiously*

LOL. I think we've been trolled and trolled good this month.

^See, there you go again! *Bursts into tears*

But I'm trying to be Good, whereas you're simply wallowing in your Badness. Capiche?

^Only a Bad Person would say that.

^You know, they shouldn't have to be more educated or qualified than the odayaal. I say the ayeeyos should demand seats in governments. They are sure to have a positive impact.

^What, and participate in number sign number sign number sign? How scandalous.

Scars. Been collecting them since I was about two years old, got 12-15 so far. I like that I never have to worry about losing them, plus it's a good way to remember childhood antics, AND they are usually free. Except maybe the 3/4 incher on my left pinkie, I had to pay to get that one stitched up.

^LOL. You got skillz.

I went outside to make a phone call, and was admiring a bed of flowers up close when a bee buzzed by my ear. I flailed my arms about, the phone fell into the flower bed and I had to fish it out. So now I'm covered in flower pollen, sneezing every 5-7 seconds and I have a feeling that bees will be coming over for extended chats when I have to be outdoors later. Argh.

Good morning everyone. Ibti will you come to MY wedding? I'll stock some questionable DVDs and make space for you in the honeymoon suite's closet if that's what it takes

LOL. Who was the Somali Ayuba character? The only story I remember is when he is on a trip with his wife and baby boy and they get lost in the baadiye. The wife gets tired of carrying the child, so he tells her to leave the baby right where they are because straight above them is the full moon, which he reasons is as good a landmark as any.

Oh sorry Ibti. You're in my thoughts ALL THE TIME so I didn't realize I neglected to greet you. *Beat that @ Che.

Ngonge, Ibti is just saying that Che's feelings are fully transferable, unlike airplane tickets. Hi Che

^Word.

Ibti, I'll send you some more arsenic, you should've said you were running low. Hello trollers.

Forget marrying people of other races. What's with Xaliimos marrying non-cousins? I don't think any marriage that does not result in children with extra toes or ambiguous genitalia should even be considered to be valid. The average Somali family tree should look more like a ball of yarn toyed with by a demented cat. /Off to romance first cousin, ilma abti iyo ilma eedo naturally :cool:

So many targets, so little energy

Ladies, this is a male-free zone. Do your bartering elsewhere. I've just had vanilla ice cream on a warm chocolate brownie. Haven't decided if it was divine or disgusting yet...

What? Where...where am I? Why am I holding this photo of a lazy-no-good man to my bosom? What's happening to me!?