Hello trollers. It's unusual to see office people in here on a Sunday.

^They said the same thing! We neither killed them nor injured them, but only whipped them according to the Islamic law," But only whipped them. Amazing. The tragicomedy that's Somalia.

Systems that can do this have recently started making their way into commercial products. Like my phone. Phone: "Please say a number or name in your contact list." Me: "Eedo Xamdi". Phone: Long pause, whirring sound, a click of defeat. "Did you mean... Joseph? Er, Stephen? How about Emma, you haven't called her in a while. I bet you wanted to call Emma. I'll dial Emma's number." Color me unimpressed.

What, not even a token ambassadorial post for the Real Democratically Elected President/Vice President ? Typical!

I doubt the psychological effects are negligible GJ, otherwise there wouldn't be a court case. By definition the stories you will hear about are ones where someone wasn't happy with the relationship, whether it was the student, or his/her parents. There might be many other such relationship that we would never know about because they progressed to everyone's satisfaction. Those are the kind you should be wondering about Che

Hello Faaraxofski. in·ex·pli·ca·ble. adj. Difficult or impossible to explain or account for.

^Not to mention inexplicable hook-ups

^And what could be more secret than a woman no one can see but you? Genius! My take on all this is a bit obvious: It's all wish fulfillment. Men want consequence-free and ego-boosting sex, women want power and a voice. So the men dream about alluring strangers who offer themselves up for the night and are never seen again, while the women are inhabited by beings that demand attention and special treatment (like a favorite food, or to say what they really think of their in-laws without guilt). I bet there's a correlation between how unhappy a woman is at a particular time and the likelihood of visitations by the body-snatchers. Likewise being a penniless young man with no marriage prospects would correlate highly with mysterious encounters of the intimate kind.

Thoughts? You first.

^Dammit I went into the wrong business. Or to paraphrase PT Barnum, there's a fool born every minute and I should be taking advantage of them :mad:

^Well, if you went back to drop-kicking old ladies for sport you could be fit again

Well, it was nice knowing you. They say the last thing you see is a hockey mask before she brains you with an ice-pick.

Ah, welcome back Bella. I've been racking my brain to think of someone who could head the Department of Sanitation. All your trash talk is paying off Leave me alone Sayid. I have the attention-span of a concussed gnat. I'm stepping down for "family reasons" (my goat gave birth). In my place I appoint... YOU. Good luck and godspeed.

^It's part of his weight-loss regiment. You see, Cadaan's doctor told him that his cholesterol is too high and he needs to drop about 20 pounds for good cardiovascular health. This was the easiest way to go about it

Shalmucaariig.

A&T must have written this Wikipedia entry: A succubus (plural succubi) is a demon who takes the form of a beautiful woman to seduce men, especially monks,[1] in dreams to have sexual intercourse, according to the medieval European legend. Their male counterpart is the incubus. They draw energy from the men to sustain themselves, often until the point of exhaustion or death of the victim.[citation needed] One such story[2] relates to a man in the town of Coblenz, who has been bewitched by a succubus, with whom he is forced to repeatedly fornicate, whilst in the presence of his wife. The story goes on to say that "after an incredible number of such bouts, the poor man at last sinks to the floor utterly exhausted."

GJ, you should see my purse in the spring: two different kinds of allergy tablets, eye drops and nasal spray, anti-itch cream, Tylenol and/or Ibuprofen. I know it's crazy, it's just that I love the outdoors but the outdoors don't love me I think I got most of what the ladies listed plus 2 flash drives and a flashlight.

Ms DD, it sounds more legit because he's had more practice. And I was exaggerating before, I really only feel a mild sense of coghugaanto.

Awrfalaqusto. Yes, I just made that up. Why should Nuune be the only one?

Hello trollers. Boy, they let just ANY troll in here huh? Serenity, having to make the calculation automatically makes you one.

LOL, I know just what you mean. My friend's cat used to wait until you're heading down the stairs and then zoom past, or jump up on the bed and you would wake up with her face two inches from yours. A bit freaky. If this one seems to have the same habits I'll put a little bell on her collar. I think I can look after an older cat. The only factor is how much time I can spend at home, but the great thing about cats is they don't give two shakes about you as long as you feed them and pet them on occasion.

Khayr, I think what you're failing to realize is that the last 8 years have offered a bitter sense of perspective on Clinton. For example, compared to Bush's war on Iraq, the oil embargo was practically benign. Compared to Gitmo, or the warmongering demonization of Iran (if you think Rahm is a Zionist, check out the credentials on the other side), the Obama administration will be a breath of fresh air. You want the animosity towards America to stay high, but the world really can't afford to, much as it might gall you. <--Diehard Kucinich supporter.

Been checking out the animal shelter website. Think I found my kitty

LOL @ Ibti. But if they are real friends, won't they won't to meet the husband eventually? You got so much done already. I've been trying to work up enough energy to go into work for the past 3 hours. I hate Sundays...

The question is why don't you want to AfricaOwn? Che, because you didn't say hi at the well!