Go to one of these sites to check if your PC is infected: http://www.symantec. com/nortontheme.jsp? themeid=conficker_wo rminid=us_ghp_link_c onficker_worm http://www.microsoft .com/protect/compute r/viruses/worms/conf icker.mspx http://www.mcafee.co m If your PC is infected, the worm won't let you navigate to the website. Isn't that freaky. The problem with just turning your computer off April 1st is that the worm isn't set up to only go off on April 1st, but any day after April 1st. When you do eventually connect to the internet, you'll have the same problem.

That's just crazy LOZ. Who would do that? Now I want you to meet my own bundle of joy, You're-the-Weakest-L ink-Goodbye, or YW for short. Twin to YF and a year older than darling little WWTBAM? Yes the question mark is part of his name.

Originally posted by Abu_Diaby- Al Zeylaci: seems like one has to find a problem to set up an NGO. Yeah I'm going to be on the look out for someone bemoaning the fate of tragic feathered half-bird half-human children roaming the streets of Boosaaso and how the Flying Free Organization needs more funding to study them... But in all honesty, no one needs to make up problems in Somalia just to set up an NGO.

^ That's wonderful Kat! Congratulations abaayo.

What piffle @ Ngonge. Admit it, you agonized for months over what to call your eldest. You tried out different girl names with various prefixes like Madame, President, Prime Minister, and yes even Princess knowing she would probably have to marry into royalty... Next, you decided on her name based on it's meaning in Arabic or Somali, while making sure it had no possibly nasty connotations or off-color rhymes in English, Russian or Mandarin. Finally, after narrowing it down to a manageable 14 names, you had to be sure the number of letters matched her star sign and the phase of the moon while NOT adding up to 8, which has negative associations in the Micronesian islands... That left you with 3 names. Unable to choose, you named her all 3, and rotate them based on the day of the week and her most current accomplishments. On the other hand, the other kids' names were picked out of the list of ingredients on a cereal box the morning after they were born. My regards to little Zinc and her younger brother Folic Acid

LOL @ "cruising in packs". Sounds like roving hyenas. It sounds like Kiwis haven't had a "Looking for Mr. Goodbar" incident yet...

The colonoscopy bag thing reminded me, is it true that in the good old days a geeljire was entitled to peruse the goods before the final purchase? Sometimes I can't tell if the old biddies are just pulling my leg...

^No surprise, Bruce is such a cadaan name Looks like I already replied in this thread...

^Apropos of nothing? Hello trollers. I have had 2.5 cups of coffee and feel like Ms DD's avatar.

^So it's not Orgi? My name means "oh well, at least all the fingers and toes are there". It definitely matches my personality, I'm always trying to prove myself...

Congrats JB!

Hollywood does use the Enemy Du Jour tactic for thrillers and blockbusters. It was the "VietCong" during Vietnam, USSR during the Cold War, back during the US War of Independence it was the British Empire that was the bad guys in plays. Today it's the War On Terror that's gripped their imagination. But I think it would be simplistic to either assume there's some huge conspiracy, or to claim there are no consequences to demonizing people for quick profit.

I'm so confused right now. I was about to ask where Sheh's avatar went, now Ms DD is saying it's actually Ibti? Really Sheh, was Alle-Ubaahne that bad? Can I be your body-double too? Well, maybe triple...

Me too. Morning ladies... Ibti, it's not strange at all. It's the link we will post every time a guy posts in here. You only hear crickets when there's a dead silence Have you been working too hard?

A husband and wife came for counseling after 20 years of marriage. When asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 20 years they had been married. She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage. Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and, after asking the wife to stand, embraced and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow. The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze. The therapist turned to the husband and said, "This is what your wife needs at least three times a week. Can you do this?" The husband thought for a moment and replied, "Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I fish."

Welcome...welcome back Alle-Ubaahne. I, ah, well you know, I know I was I supposed to, ummm, oh well gosh I don't, I mean, TWO YEARS, how is a girl, er, he means nothing, I swear! But here you are and that's all that matters, right? Right?

Alle-Ubaahne is back? No he isn't. Is he? But I haven't vacuumed in ages!

^LOL. It's very catchy. What do you think of the Hungarian version? I think I like it even more...

I was offended FB, but I forgive you. I just hope Ducaysane can also see the error of his ways and get his mind out of the gutter :rolleyes: **I'm just kidding, I'm not really offended. I just think if I'm going to become a morning person, I should also adopt a more wholesome and bland persona, sort of like oatmeal, which morning people love to eat I guess Ngonge has fled, spraying deodorant in panic.

Ngonge, no of course I'm not a student, I was TEACHING the class. Sheesh... FB and Ducaysane, fine. Yes I had a great night. Hurr hurr hurr, let's throw in a few double entendres, a wink or two, a knowing guffaw, etc and so forth and call it a day, OK boys?

Hello trollers. Today I'm full of vim and vigor for some reason. Bounced out of bed (usually I need a branding iron), went to class and actually paid attention, then a meeting in which I had to sit on my hand to stop myself from asking a question :confused: Is this how morning people feel? How do I make it stop?

^I can't. The rating system only goes down to 1, no negative stars

A&T, the squeaky wheel gets the grease, eh? Keep in mind you're also the only nomad I've rated Now please, lets hear no more rumors about robots and scripts hmmm?