Swine flu is highly infectious, but not very lethal. Bird flu is very lethal but does not transmit easily from person to person. I'll start worrying when the two combine into a scary uber-infectious deadly virus.

^And--no surprise--it's something completely arbitrary

Originally posted by sheherazade: Tut, terrible choice of words.

Hi Val! Adam, lol @ Kanye West. Are you saying Sir Marx waa gafuur weynyahay? So you want a Somali to play a character in the latest Hollywood blockbuster "Lets Blow Up Brown People Because Explosions are Macho III"?

Okay, the cops respond to a reported break-in. When they show up, is it really that much of an imposition to ask for ID? Otherwise every burglar caught in the act will claim it's his home What's more interesting is that his neighbor doesn't know him. Which made me realize I wouldn't recognize my neighbor either I'm baking some cookies and introducing myself first thing tomorrow!

Seems like we have the market on naivete cornered.

Hello trollers. LOL @ Shukansi book volume 1. Isn't volume 2 called "Advanced Chekansi"?

^Stem cells --> monkey tail Need I say more?

Well boys, your days are numbered

This demonstrates how small sample sizes leads to erroneous conclusions I know two sets of twin boys (identical and fraternal), but not girls. Hi Ibti.

You sure? Word is that there are really only 4 unique members on SOL and they never interact. All these heated "debates" (yes even in the politics section) is just one person working through some psychological issues on their own.

LOOL. Kudos to you both, that really cracked me up. And yes Paragon, it does make a lot more sense if framed as a sort of

^But how do we know YOU are not A&T too? LOL@ Marx. Twitter is a great idea. I'll create a Facebook page!

They are just jealous Sir Marx :mad:

*Oh my* /Backs out of room, cheeks burning/

^You can do that any given Sunday. A&T, are you accusing me of being robotic and unfeeling? Stoic, it's not just the male politicians. I expect Sarah Palin to reveal a major scandal to explain why she resigned as governor of Alaska. Something involving moose and lipstick.

Wow, looks like a full troll house! Hello everyone, catch me up on the last few days of the Troll Corner Show. Who's flirting with who? Who has joined a gym but feels too lazy? Who is struggling with a boss's impossible demands? Who's racking their brains to come up with an excuse for why they are laughing or smiling at the monitor? Who's just had three cups of coffee and is bouncing around like Ms DD's avatar?

^LOL @ Geeljire, I remembered the first one and Paragon's. Gabdhaheena waa is huruufi jirnay. Done right, the winner would be obvious and there would be no need for a fight

LOL @ Torres. That was an eerily accurate guess. The only class I ever skipped, only to go to the library or park Juxa, lol @ ma cafiyo. I would commit a minor felony for a piece of xalwo right now. I'd forgotten the cafeteria and coffee cart would be closed today for holiday. So all I'm gonna have is some stale cookies and an apple isku shuuxay.

Men and ciyaartooda :rolleyes: First it was the soccer, but we put up with that because it's seasonal. Now as soon as one sport tournament/champions hip/whatever ends another one begins. And the balls are getting smaller. Soccer, tennis, hockey, golf, snooker. What will it be next, a helium atom marathon? Lily, I had this amazing double chocolate cake yesterday (mini celebration for a coworker). After eating a slice, I decided to get a slice for my officemate. She had it this morning, while I kept sneaking glances. It's a lot easier to be generous on a full stomach

Love Charlie's maniacal laugh. Is this going to be forever??

I get the sense you're making fun of us non-kiswahili speakers, Stoic. Johnny, wewe kiki nadumba! Hello A&T! Long time no see. And you know you wouldn't even have to. Stop hiding behind that excuse

Senior Junior, don't drink from the bowl. Use a cup or glass Hello trollers! Where are the usual suspects today?

Good luck Aaliyah. People, stop with all these "ma nin baa" nonsense. As it happens, Aaliyah will be in the Peruvian rainforest finding the cure for cancer, AIDS and male pattern baldness. No internet access, see.

^Let's just say you are the undisputed king of limbo dancing. Layzie, methinks you're a couple of face cards short of a full deck. You're complaining about the woman being socially active, making a living and having a voice. I'm sure if she wasn't you would accuse her of being a typical retiring niqabi and thus unqualified!