In two years, another 21 year old will join SOL, saying how ninkeeda iney xambaarto oo meelkasta dhabarka ku sido ma'ahane si kale ma joogto. She will want to know if we have any back-strengthening exercises we could share. Another couple of years, and another 21 year old: "I want to clean my future hubby's feet, should I lick them in a clockwise or counterclockwise direction? Are baby wipes too harsh to clean him after he has been to the toilet?" It's a strange game, the only winning strategy is not to play.

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It seems like a few of the SOL guys are already salivating for all the wrong reasons AfricanQueen, soo dhawoow. Are you familiar with one of the longest threads in the forum? I get the feeling you'll feel right at home.

^ It's for your own good IB. Don't you want to pass on the family ears? LOL @ Che. Nice try, mister. I've done some extensive background checks, and frankly I'm horrified. It seems that your family has not had a single first-cousin marriage for three generations! There's even a very good chance you don't have webbed feet, or three nostrils :eek: *Shudders and clings to scaly cousin, with siamese twin looking on*

^LOL. Well played.

^Forget marrying someone of another nation, I would advise people against marrying someone of another tribe. My foolish aunty married someone of another clan just before the war broke out. They had to divorce of course, ilmaha aabahood baa kaxaystay, and we never saw our little cousins again If your potential spouse doesn't share 25% of your genes and your future offspring won't be blessed with extra toes, DON'T even think about a union with this shisheeye.

LOOL. Thank you Seeker, I definitely guffawed markeey bilowday "hurdy gurdy gurdy".

So lame Standard Deviation Not Enough For Perverted Statistician

Could you expand a little on each of the theories? What are the supporting arguments, examples, counterpoints? Too lazy to look them up myself, hehe.

Zakinah, don't give Ngonge ideas or he'll report any store that shows up in his neighborhood to the food safety inspectors. Ramadan kariim to all. Juxa, I also think malawax with saliid macsaro sounds wrong. Saliid cad is OK, butter is OK, macsaro only if you couldn't find either. Although I'd sooner use vaseline. I had to log in just to let you know. Back to work.

*Laughs with hand covering mouth*

LOL, Val when Ducaysane says he wants to talk, he means with his hands. And not in the Italian way Gabadhu waay daashay constantly swatting him away and the poor dear thinks he will behave at the cinema. I'm seeing District 9 tonight! I'm not really a sci-fi movie person but I've heard so many good things about this one.

Hello trollers. Eight minutes is a long time when you're waiting for free bagels and coffee.

^You should get that checked out. My friend's teacher's uncle had HT and he lost his ear in a submarine accident. Sheh, somehow that's both gross and intriguing.

^Juxa, sorry dear I'm fine. I was just thinking of ayeeyooyinka aan rabin inay qaataan the citizenship test and then get some kind of quack doctor to write them a note. "My patients has seasonal allergies. So she obviously can't take a written test. No, not even in November" What's good for the goose is good for the gander

I'm going to apply for relief on medical grounds

^Actually, white female athletes have also been tested after some raised the question, and some where also disqualified and lost medals. And the Y chromosome is strictly a male genetic marker, I thought you were a school teacher Sayid :eek: Anyhow, I don't think it should matter what her genetic makeup is, if she looks physiologically female then she's a woman. Otherwise they should start genetic testing for other "mutations". Do you have a genetic marker associated with longer bones, or more muscle mass, or a competitive streak? Then you are disqualified! Crazy.

Ngonge, the left toe you say? If I recall correctly, that means your primary school classmate (the one who got her ears pierced before all the other girls) has just found out she's pregnant. It was a shock as she thought she was well past that stage. OR you stubbed your toe yesterday without realizing. Hello trollers!

LOL @ Drop her shorts. It's not that simple Che. She could have angrogen insensitivity syndrome(AIS): completely female superficially, but actually having a Y chromosome like men, and sometimes even testes instead of ovaries inside! Aside from being infertile, the person may never even realize that "she" is actually a "he" Oh and Ducaysane ha wareerin, turns out that women with AIS are actually tall and attractive, with a generous bosom

^The exact opposite here. I have to set it up so that when the timer goes off, the food/drink is at exactly the right temperature. So deciding on 1:15 vs 1:30 is a agonizing decision fraught with peril. If it's still frozen in the center or 450 degrees I will eat/drink it, just to avoid the shame of putting it back or letting it cool. It also irritates me when people don't reset the timer, it should say 0:00 dammit :mad:

Ms DD, it should be 1:50 pm actually (GMT - 5). Maybe Che is thinking of California or something. Boy it's hot today, maanta ciil ima qaban when I got into work and the AC was set to "Frigid" as usual.

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Juxa Ibti knew she couldn't afford all your demands. Six glasses of Perrier water at exactly 10oC, your own dressing room with a gold star on the door, a dozen white roses every four hours (you throw them in the trash at the 3:59 mark). You have a reputation for being difficult in the industry, even though fashion designers have been known to weep when they see their masterpiece on you