^Don't scowl, it makes you look bad-tempered on top of all your other deficiencies

Please don't give out medical advice based on a youtube video!

Shirkee? If anything haduu shir socdo I should be the keynote speaker

Che, Ngonge is going to break out in a violent rash when he hears that you are a "smelly" student now. Don't let his disdain get to you though, secretly he longs for his student days

I think it's because you use internet explorer. How can they trust you with the responsibility of maintaining a SOL profile when you can't even make the right choice in browsers?

LOL. Reminds me of a bumper sticker I saw once that said: Procrastinators Unite!...Tomorrow...

I wish I knew Seeker. Also struggling to get stuff done but feeling so laaaazy

Originally posted by ANTARA: ^Sxb am not defending anyone, ma maqashey cadowga diloo xaqiisana sii or something along those lines. Sheekadu hadey Bra mareyso barina nigis aa loo dhaadhacaa noh, waa sidee sheikh I keep telling everyone that Britney Spears is an enlightened young woman with good morals but no one would believe me

^Cut the young couple some slack. They came up with an ingenious way of paying their firstborn's college tuition. A few tears are well worth it.

^That's not what propaganda is.

^The Daily Mail is basically the National Enquirer, only instead of "Aliens Ate My Baby" it's more like "Immigrants Hatch From Eggs and Burn Down Kindergarten".

FB, first I'm a man, then a script, now a spider. J11, I was afraid he was going to suggest shini next dee Che, lool @ Dareynkeega caro waa xanxan toonooyaa Brilliant. For "kirif kiriftaa kaa badatay", how about a less than literal "settle down, son"?

Caaro.

Make that four things: turns out my free Friday lunch was canceled :mad: That's the straw that broke the camel's back (remind me to submit that one for the literal translation thread). I'm taking my toys and going home Waxaan waa inhumane

Waryaa: yo man Nooh: Like (I, like, totally think it fits! Like, duh) "My spider senses are tingling"

May you be hit on the liver. "I'm a lover not a fighter".

Alshabaab are crazy enough that people can make up complete BS and it will sound believable. You just find yourself being whipped by a masked man as soon as leave your house. Very Monty Pythonesque

You think it's long overdue citations from the karma police?

Did Val make it out of LA? Hello trollers, maanta inaan dadka ka dhuuntaan rabaa. Three embarrassments and it's barely noon

^How... predictable. LOL @ LST, don't jump the gun. Sheh and Ibti haven't seen it yet.

J11, you are right, that really looked like an instinctive strike. Which is why I agree with Femme, the girl should RUNNNNNNNNN! Think about it. Any man who's been TAUGHT to hit women can be untaught, but a man who strikes out as a reflex? That is not only misogynistic, it's a sign of pervasive violent tendencies. What happen if his newborn baby is flailing about and scratches him? Or he gets a painful muscle spasm while doing some acrobatics in the bedroom?

Val have a safe trip sweetie. Try not to touch things (railings, elevator buttons, bathroom doors, *people*). Airports are perfect incubators of disease outbreaks, all those stressed out people milling about. I'm feeling really germaphobic for some reason today :confused: Must be the glimpse of my kitchen sink as I rushed out the door this morning...

Val is in LA? I want to start a rumor but I know no one will believe it I went to a poetry reading last night. Bunch of unwashed hippies swaying in place wanting to touch my hair :mad: I'm pretty sure I picked up something terminal *sneezes dramatically*

Xujo dhaq. Iska qosqosla labadiina. Laakiin ogaada hadaad mar ka cabaadid in aad dhar dhaqi doontid ama aad wax feereenaysid ha ila yaabin inaan dhangalaaso kulul kugu dhufto. Wax inta machine lagu tuuro oo kadib is dabirayaa laga dhigaa shaqo adag, anagana waan soo rafaadnay :mad:

Malika, for me it's disappearing forks. I think it's because I take them out of the kitchen for all sorts of stuff. To wake someone up quickly, unscrew nuts and bolts, as a findhicil Che, as long as they are not indiscreet, self-destructive, or harming others, leave kids to their own devices I say.