^Haters! Wiika yarkaa is got game while you is lame

Come on Sherban, a soldier-turned-model chases a foreigner in robes and sandals for three blocks and then beats him with a tire iron before calling 911. It is a LITTLE funny.

^Xeerada hadii labaduba galaan yaa albaabka gadaal ka xiraya?

Spoiler alert! The sheikh and the adulterous husband are the same person! It may come as a shock but if you watch the movie again you will see all the little clues, like when the wife calls the sheikh, the husband always gets up suddenly and goes outside "for a smoke". In that light, the advice to the wife makes more sense, no?

Originally posted by *Ibtisam: ^^^ :mad: What do you mean lady like!! I am lady like :mad: I even weak pink with those high heel monsters called shoes!!. Shopping did you say? A Freudian slip if ever there was one Hello all and sundry. I feel overwhelmed today

Usheeg Che. Not only is the sample size unlikely to be adequate for proper statistical rigor, but chances are the subset of girls he associates with is not representative of Somali girls as a whole. To be able to make that conclusion he'll need to approach girls randomly and ask them if they visit men's homes. Preferably in the presence of their parents or significant others so the girls don't feel apprehensive about talking to a strange man.

Hello trollers! For the North Americans, tonight don't forget to check out the Leonid meteor showers. If you're anywhere with low light pollution they will be visible with the naked eye. Johnny, I don't know why the girls are dancing around the real reason, I guess they are just too charitable. But I tell it like it is: the girl was just trying to avoid your tired 1970s seduction routine. She saw the trail of rose petals, Bobby Womack's voice crooning in the background, the lava lamp's glow from around the corner, and especially the shag carpeting and decided she wasn't having none of that Did she ask where the warankiilo was at some point?

Or you can send it to me, if it's a counterfeit I'll replace it with the real thing for a small fee

Gimme gimme gimme! LOL, seriously, Google Wave is only going to be useful when everyone you know is using it, but it will be nice to get a feel for it first.

Get the coat, Lily. Louis Vuitton and Burberry are the only designer labels I can recognize on sight. The first one because of the initials and the Burberry because a gay colleague came out to me last year because he couldn't understand how I didn't know what it was. He was on the computer shopping for scarves and "man-bags". Him: Hmmm, I can't decide between the glove and scarf set or the bag, and I can only afford one. What do you think? Me: Get the matching gloves. Apparently that's in now. Here, let me see. Wow, that does look good holy cow $100 for a pair of gloves?! Him: Yeah silly. It's Burberry. Me: What's that? Him: *stares incredulously* Me: Oh yeah, Burberry. Meh. Him: You don't know what that is. Me: ... Him: Everyone knows Burberry, and I'm not just saying that because I'm gay. Me: ...! Him: As if you didn't know. Me: Er, so back to this fancy glove store, what's so frigging special about a checkered pattern on wool? Then the next hour he painstakingly explained what the appeal was, and how to tell real ones from counterfeit, and why I should never shop alone (he was looking pointedly at my boots at this point). So now every time I see a Burberry scarf or coat I feel a sense of pride and accomplishment and go over and say "that's a nice scarf. Burberry, if I'm not mistaken?" The person usually looks at me a little warily but I don't care!

Morning folks (for extremely large values of morning). Che, has that ever happened? Somehow never imagined conjoined twins dying of natural causes, it always seems to be a surgery gone wrong...

SS, you were schooled! I want to come up with some too. Far: Afar baad leedahay Sambab: hawaduu sanka ka babiyaa Bari: Waa kala bar

So far, holding hands has been suggested to mean 1) the man is preventing his irresponsible wife from spending unwisely, 2) that it's a Western sign of affection that Easterners are unfamiliar with, 3) and that it's a public display of lust that cheapens the relationship. There's no other reason to hold hands. Hehe

^If A&T is to be believed, that he dribbled the ball but never scored

LOL @ C&H. I'm sure they just wanted to get to know you is all, invite you over to... admire... the... drapes... Hello trollers. It's a beautiful sunny day, I'm feeling antsy and the horizon is beckoning even more than usual. Do we ever get old enough to stop wanting to run away every now and then?

LOL, I didn't really understand any of the soccer terms, but excellent conversational rhythm A&T. Shamis' rapid fire delivery was particularly skillful. *Worried she's made a a double entendre*

And it has really teed off certain people

Then I aim to be a genius Serenity, then you're are not attractive to BOB :eek: How do you live with yourself?

Seems like the trollers are trolling everywhere, yaa ganjeelaha Troll Corner furay?

Come on boys. We know joking about it is just a way of testing the waters. Either you already have a 2nd wife and you want to break the news gently, or you are heading that way and you want wifey to get used to the idea. I remember going to my mom when I was little and saying, "Hooyo, wouldn't it be funny if I accidentally dropped faraantigaaga down the sink while I was pretending to be you doing the dishes? I mean, why would I even wear that ring when you forbid me from ever touching your jewelry case? Hilarious right? Ha ha ha!"

Actually, the general rule is: fundamentalist extremists are ALWAYS secretly doing what they condemn publicly. The louder someone is in condemning loose women, gays, gambling and drugs the more likely it is that they partake in some or all of the above. This has become a stereotype in and of itself. But I don't think this guy was an extremist who hates America any more than the postal worker who snaps and kills everyone at the office is an extremist who hates zip codes.

When is this Rastafarah dude going to post something? I get the sense all his creativity was expanded on coming up with a funny user name and now he's all out of ideas LOL @ Stoic. You'll do it anyway, won't you?

Hello trollers! *Pushes hood back, smiles at everyone, kicks Ngonge absentmindedly* Val, no dear but I've heard that there are a couple of guys in the show who have a lot of character and intelligence (read hotties!). Is it true?

General Duke is suffering buyer's remorse huh? Qof baa ka dhaariyey that he will tone down his rhetoric in the Politics section and in the cold harsh Monday morning he is having trouble keeping that promise

^You say that like it's a bad thing.