Cara.
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^^Don't you know
1. Religious
2. Has a good heart
3. Does not have balwad
Pick only two
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^It's obvious what the problem is. 5 was going to ask our young royal for story ideas, then use her contacts in the publishing industry to scoop him. Mr. Hereditary Title is wise beyond his years. Unlike other wanna-be authors on SOL who were played by 5's dulcet tones and girly tricks--not naming any names!
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Oh god, not another one nattering about a village in the middle of nowhere
Hello trollers!
Welcome GG, but please can all the Garowe talk. So you were born somewhere on the globe. Guess what, everyone was too, and not one of us filled out applications choosing where we'd start life kicking and screaming and covered in blood and mucus
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Yeah, I've been on many medical trials, taking all kinds of drugs for heart disease, cancer, male pattern baldness, ear infections. Perfectly safe really, I haven't noticed any side effects.
*Twitches* *screams loudly for 60 seconds* *Licks elbow*
Yeah, it's amazing, no problems at all.
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Come on, Curly. As if you didn't look up the lyrics you posted
Malika, I'm writing a whole thesis on your psychoanalysis, it's not going to fit in a PM box
It's all in there, everything from your choice of user-name to how you still remember and regret not sharing a piece of candy with your kindergarten classmate...
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^Careful I don't start on you
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Hello trollers!
Happy International Women's day to all! *guiltily heads over to women's section to find CL tapping her foot and glaring*
Feeling silly today (well, sillier), anybody have a cheesy story to share?
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...Something something something yo homie smell you later!
Rudy is obviously from the North, notice how he always pats himself on the back with the Somaliweyn shtick
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West Philadelphia
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By any chance, are you related to Muriidi?
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Seems like you all missed the point by about a mile
The issue isn't the marriage, the validity of the woman seeking the divorce, the husband's character or lack thereof. The issue is that some wadaad told Chocolate she's going to hell. She's a good girl who listens to her mum and pays zakat promptly and is kind to orphans How dare this so-called sheikh imply her eternal rest will be somewhat... restless?Read the title people!
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^Considering he probably didn't shower in that time, do you doubt that's exactly what happened?
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Some people are skeptical about the moon landings, they think it was all staged. To these people I'm credulous and easily fooled by Hollywood special effects. To me they are conspiracy-theory nutcases. Maybe what we choose to be skeptical about vs what we accept to be true is what makes each person who they are.
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^Which makes you look shorter to her?
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^That should be the SOL motto.
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^Don't go overboard on the Red Bull...
Ibti, that's a great idea. I WILL start a cake and ice cream home delivery service, Desserts to Your Door. Must come up with a tag-line... how about, "Go on, one slice doesn't count?"
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Condolences to you and all your family, Abu-Salman.
Hush Castro.
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Good heavens. Why is everyone a raving lunatic all of a sudden?
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^Exactly. And you will have better stories to tell about being mugged by assorted riffraff, bitten by feral children, and getting cholera from drinking iffy water to boot. Much more interesting than how the hotel maids stole your iPod one time.
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KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!
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People in prison are susceptible to this sort of thing, they are literally a captive audience who have made some bad choices in life and are desperate for "guidance". Remember the shoe bomber?
LOL@ "he was raped". You people! I am not aware of any research that shows victims of sexual assault look too kindly on their attackers, much less agreeing to continue associating with their rapists as spies against their own community. It must be a guy thing, that your phallus is the ultimate instrument of persuasion
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And I feel like I'm just phoning it in the last few days. I should start a thread insulting all and sundry so that I'm trolling even when I'm not here.Hello trollers (and new troll inductees)!
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^All of the farts?
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^I do both, but not as often as I would like
What's wrong S*S? Haven't seen that many angry faces since last week's committee meeting.
Hello trollers! I keep coming in here hoping for gossip and general trollery for a few minutes but then something drags me away :mad:
Fundamentalists Gather in Melbourne
in General
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^LOL. Is the witch-burning next week then? I already bought the marshmallows.
Che, LOL @ fundamentalists. I guess it's all relative, but keep us updated on any cars set on fire or people beaten to death by Dawkins' tiresome rhetoric.