here we go again...another story on how to put others down...listen folks there are top notch artists out there who respect this art...to be honest i love seein' shego band perform...i've been to many of there shows and i really enjoyed it...as far as my opionion now i see it that Somali ppl don't have enough respect for it's artists...and that's a shame....

geydiid why you gotta post her worst pic...that just shows how negative you are...

okay, okay i did peep the pics but i liked the second chick better..don't get me wrong i would bone the first one but the second one got it goin' on for now...mobb deep keep linking us with the hottest somali models out there...

sounds like young bobby brown...lol...remember bobby brown use to sing and beat up ppl at the same time...the somali tune was nice but he abused my donnel jones song...

At the Minnesota Agricultural university, the Professor was talking about increasing milk production of the cows, when a girl in the class interupted, "Why do cows always seem depressed when being milked?" The Professor answered, "Well my girl, if every morning at dawn they woke you up, rubbed your boobs for two hours and didn't screw you afterwards, wouldn't you look depressed, too??? The girl replied, "you damn right Professor"

ahahahahhahah as soon as i read your joke i had to reply for real...that was hilarious...damn jose he on some funny shit...

damn that gotta be one of the best jokes i've ever read in this site so far...damn bush!...

damn the leamante only mentioned nominees not winners u dumb fools...so let's go back to battlin' while i make votes... The thread is hotter than nelly's joint!... my vote goes to Kash so far...(damn what u thinkin' two man at a time...yo tha last post had these kids run for there last meal...u like suge knight to this kids man stop that verbally harrasments u be makin') 2.Leamante(damn son kash came in an snatched your crown?...u deadly than a snake venoms... i bet u makin' death certificates for da next person to stand up ha?...i see) 3. section sixer(u refused to loose so let's see when u gonna give up)...much props though playa(as far as nairobi i'm reppin' that mathare projects) yeah did i forget one thing?...yeah let's keep this personal stuff outta this please...

ahhaha...propain you don't belong in here man....plus what i've witnessed is a child molestation and u should go to jail and serve for it.....ahahah anoka kid watch out an respect your elders.... propain meet me in da block

good one abdinuur i enjoyed that for real...

I was reading your joke and walaahi that shit was funny...true that he could've done a lot....big up's girl an bring some more jokes

Club Patron Sues 'Reckless' Stripper USA, Minnesota (Reuters) - A Minnesotan man has sued a Minneapolis-area strip club, claiming he was injured by a ''reckless'' exotic dancer who kicked him in the head. Warfaa Kacsade is seeking unspecified damages from the 418 Strip Club, claiming it was negligent in not posting prominent signs warning the public of the risk of sitting too close to the stage. Kacsade was in the 418 Strip club on Aug. 24th, 2002 when a female dancer swung around a pole and kicked him, fracturing his nose, according to the lawsuit filed on Tuesday in Minnesota Supreme Court. The Coquitlam man's lawsuit also seeks damages from the dancer, identified only as ``Ms Pookey,'' for allegedly ``dancing in a negligent and reckless manner.''

thanks for those who enjoyed my jokes...for those who are quick to judge stab yourself's where it hurts...haters aren't allowed in these forums...

that was some original shit walaahi...i enjoyed it just like da rest of these nomads...

Jerry! Jerry! Jerry! JERRY: Tonight on the Jerry Springer show we have a particularly interesting episode! Osama Bin Laden is here to finally confess something to a long-time friend of his Musharaf. So everyone please put your hands together for Osama Bin Laden! Jerry: Okay, now Osama Bin Laden you're here to talk about someone aren't you? Osana: Yes. Jerry: And what is this other persons name? Osama: Halle Berry. The crowd SQUEALS with delight. Jerry: Okay, okay, well Halle Berry, is actually here tonight - The crowd SQUEALS. Jerry: But first we have a surprise for you Osama Bin Laden, because as it happens there is someone else here to see YOU! So let's bring out... Jennifer Lopez! Osama: What the HELL!!! Out of nowhere Osama pull out a AK45. Jennifer Lopez reaches for the Sofa. Out of the shadows Alicia Keys appears. Alicia Keys: Wait everybody wait! Jerry: Yes, everybody let's just calm down for a moment here. First tell us why you're here Jennifer Lopez. Jennifer Lopez: Because I saw Osama Bin Laden and Alicia Keys making out at Tora Bora! The crowd goes absolutely INSANE. Alicia Keys: That's a lie! I was home watching Jerry Springer! Jerry: (raising his hands) Hold on, hold on, I'm missing the problem here...what exactly IS the problem Jennifer Lopez? Jennifer Lopez: Because I've recently been taking part in a sexual relationship with Musharaf who has recently become engaged to Alicia Keys. The crowd hollers, screams and whoops in an orchestra of orgasmic excitement. Jerry: Okay, okay. Well why don't we bring Musharaf out here because Osama Bin Laden had something that they needed to tell them anyway about... Halle Berry that's right! Musharaf: (enters onto stage and saunters over towards you) What's the deal? I saw you outside getting it on with Halle Berry! You know I'm how I feel about Halle Berry!. Alicia Keys: (screams) What? Why the hell did you ask me to marry you if you're in love with Halle Berry! Musharaf: Because I knew that I could never have Halle Berry. But Osama Bin Laden promised me that they'd never hook up out of respect for my feelings! Alicia Keys: What about respect for MY feelings! Jennifer Lopez walks suddenly across the stage, embracing Musharaf. Jennifer Lopez: Don't worry baby, you don't need any of them now that you have me. Again the crowd SQUEALS. Alicia Keys: Oh my God! Are you SICK! Alicia Keys runs across the room and wraps their arms around you tightly. Alicia Keys: Osama Bin Laden take me away from all of this! Osama: You see? That's the thing...I'm...well, I'm married... The crowd does its bit. Alicia Keys: Married? Osama nod. Alicia Keys: Who the hell are you married to? When...when did this happen? I don't understand! Osama: The other day. In Kabul. I'm married to Halle Berry. Musharaf: (screaming) WHAT!!! Jerry: (grinning widely, makes an enquiry) So...did you have a nice wedding night? Halle Berry: (stepping back out onto center stage) Well we had sex 69 times if that's what you mean. The crowd squeals. Jerry: Okay, okay. So let me get this all straight... Osama Bin Laden is married to Halle Berry who Musharaf has secretly been in love with for years and years. Now Musharaf has recently become engaged to Alicia Keys who was recently spotted kissing Osama Bin Laden in the Tora Bora. Now on top of this Jennifer Lopez has just admitted to being in a sexual relationship with Musharaf. Halle Berry: That's right Jerry. Jerry: (looking sternly into the camera) It is times like these that one has to wonder, whether or not these people are aware that they are quite clinically insane. Perhaps we should be spending more on psychiatric health funds in this country, perhaps we should just ban Vegas to cut down on impulse marriages. Perhaps I should get a new job. Thanks for watching folks it's been great but for now...it's goodnight. Queue cheesy background music and fade to black.

well so far i gotta stick with my team...Brazil all the way..there's no way you can stop RONALDO(da greatest soccer player ever)Rivaldo(god given talent)Carlos(Physically talented)...anybody who seen da games know tha game between brazil vs turkey was da best game played so far... Brazil/Lakers Ronaldo/Kobe

i had my coffee on my left hand...an my remote on my right...i was payin' attention like Somalia was playin' against Brazil..but then again realized i'm watchin' this USA Vs Portugal game...so i was eager to see da outcome of this game..an to see USA defeatin' Portugal was good walaahi...big up's to them players...

These are the reasons i hate lawyers except johnny cochran...ahaha... Q:Did you hear that the Post Office just recalled their latest stamps? A:They had pictures of lawyers on them ... and people couldn't figure out which side to spit on. Q:How are an apple and a lawyer alike? A:They both look good hanging from a tree. Q:How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer? A:her stomach is curved like a baloney sandwitch Q:How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving. Q:How does an attorney sleep? A:First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Q:How many lawyer jokes are there? A:Only three. The rest are true stories. Q:How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company. Q:If a lawyer and an IRS agent were both drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you go to lunch or read the paper? A:read the paper Q:What did the lawyer name his daughter? A:Sue. Q:What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common? A:They're both extinct. Q:What do lawyers and sperm have in common? A:It takes 300,000 of them to make one human being. Q:What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement? A:Not enough cement. Q:What do you call a lawyer gone bad? A:Senator. Q:What do you do if you run over a lawyer? A:Back over him to make sure. Then, make another notch on the steering wheel. Q:What does a lawyer do after sex? A:Pays the bill. Q:What does a lawyer use for birth-control? A:His personality. Q:What happens to a lawyer who jumps out of a plane at 35,000 feet without a parachute? A:Who cares? Q:What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A:He gets taller. Q:What happens when you cross a pig with a lawyer? A:Nothing. There are some things a pig won't do. Q:What should you do if you find a lawyer buried up to his neck in cement? A:Get more cement. Q:What type of apparel is the most popular with lawyers? A:Law-suits. Q:What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A:There are skid marks in front of the dog. Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of dirt? A:Q:The bucket. Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar? A:The pronunciation. Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A:A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead. Q:What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A:Removable wingtips. Q:Where can you find a good lawyer? A:The nearest cemetery. Q:Why did God make snakes just before lawyers? A:To practice. Q:Why don't lawyers go to the beach? A:Cats keep trying to bury them in the sand. Q:Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A:Professional courtesy. Q:You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? A:Shoot the lawyer. Twice.